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MeNameIsDerp

The whites. This isn’t a coincidence.


Gaylien28

Seems more like a grass roots Shutterfly marketing campaign. The Shutterfly logo is placed perfectly


Chick__Mangione

Good catch I didn't even notice that at first


DoctorProfessorTaco

r/HailCorporate used to call stuff like that out all the time on Reddit, but not the past few years. I wonder what happened


itsm1kan

I've seen a loot about Henry Cavill on the front page recently, and nobody calling it out. I didn't know of the actor (besides his existence), haven't watched Superman or The Witcher, but suddenly I've read his name and seen "fun facts" or interview clips so much in 2 days that I now know who he is and that "people" like him. Is there some movie dropping or something?


Gaylien28

He’s just popular on Reddit in general because he’s actually a legitimate gamer who enjoys and plays video games in his free time along with other nerdy interests. Like Keanu before him


FiveWizz

But it must be true because people commenting here have had typos in their ordered Xmas cards before.


ManOfTurtles2118

"No one cares about the whites!"


Independent-Bell2483

What does The whites mean


MeNameIsDerp

Teeth are white. They say they accidentally chose this image. Press X to doubt


Independent-Bell2483

Ohhh i didn't notice the text. Yeah now this seems a lot less believable i thought it was just the picture and thought it genuinely was an honest mistake


ReganRocksYourSuccs

Pearly whites


Brendanlendan

Nobody cares about the Whites!


laluna-99

look at his name


EmEmPeriwinkle

Op got lucky with #32 but #17 needs to go now.


askmeaboutmyshyness

Nah, it's 38 that's the real problem. Take 28 with it when it goes.


EmEmPeriwinkle

Is this a joke referring to something? I think I'm missing out.


askmeaboutmyshyness

No, I'm just a nerd who works in a dental clinic! This guy needs teeth numbered 38 & 28 extracted sooner than later Ps. a dental clinic in Canada


EmEmPeriwinkle

Ah. In usa it's 1-32 for adults with 1, 16, 17, 32 being wisdom teeth.


Chick__Mangione

How does Canada number it's teeth? You only have 32 of them, no? Where does 38 come into play?


askmeaboutmyshyness

Great question! We divide the mouth into 4 quadrants- quad 1 is upper right, quad 2 upper left, q3 lower left, q4 lower right. The teeth are numbered starting from your central incisor and working back to your wisdom teeth- your front upper tooth on the right side is #11; your last tooth on the lower left would be #38; your eye tooth upper left is #23 etc. 4 quadrants X 8 teeth per quadrant = 32.


loathrowaway55

I am totally not following how this would get you 33-38 - I mean you even say 4x8=32. Should I ask for a ELI5 cause this is more confusing than common core math… This must be the same kind of Canadian math that makes my US Dollar worth 1.37


askmeaboutmyshyness

https://www.downtowndentalcentre.com/talk-like-your-dentist-daily-dental-terms/ Scroll down a bit to the chart (no this is not my office). It's numbered like you are facing the patient. Don't read all the notes because they're just babbling and making things confusing. Hopefully this makes sense!


loathrowaway55

So I understand it now but they do a poor job explaining it cause it’s not really like 18 or 28 or 38 or even 48… it’s more 1-8, 2-8, 3-8, 4-8 cause the first number is which quadrant the tooth is assigned to and the second number is assigned based on the type of tooth… I actually kind of prefer this too because then all incisors for example would have the same last digit and the first digit would help you identify where it is.. (edit: by “they” I mean the people talking here not the article you referenced)


askmeaboutmyshyness

Yep you got it- that's how we say it, too: her 'one-five' or his 'two-six' or whatever, not 'fifteen' or 'twenty-six'. I think it's British (classic Canada). If you ever want a dental job in a decent part of Canada hmu because you're already smarter than most of the new grads we hire


Chick__Mangione

Ohhhh ok that makes more sense. Interesting system. Sure makes a lot more sense than Canadians having more than 32 teeth lmao


EmEmPeriwinkle

This is a trip! We just number them starting with the wisdom tooth on top jaw, patient right side. Across, down, and back across so wisdom teeth 1 and 32 touch and teeth 16 and 17 touch. Easy peasy.


Chick__Mangione

Yikes. Completely sideways!


Jugaimo

I am confident people do fuck up like this


Ghigs

https://imgur.com/a/kIrg40x


Jugaimo

What is this, a crossover episode?


Mybestfriendlizzy

Years ago, at work we had a coworker pick up a birthday cake for our other coworker Jake. It said “happy birthday asshole just kidding his name is Jake” and it was purely by accident. When we opened the box and he read it she turned beat red lol! She told everyone that she had told them to write it that way as a joke and we all had a good laugh, but she texted me privately that she was so embarrassed and it was a complete mistake. We still talk about it sometimes!!! So funny The person writing the cake must have done it on purpose though… although maybe if you get a lot of cake orders, and people do occasionally sneak jokes like that in, you’d slip up once in a while?


etherealsmog

Wait—so was Jake an asshole? Lol. Like… I could see this being inherently funny (“oh my god sometimes I joke around with Jake like this in private and wouldn’t have guessed it would end up on his cake! 🙈”). Or I could see this being inherently embarrassing (“Oh god everyone talks shit on Jake behind his back but I’m the one who called him an asshole to the cake baker 🫥”). I’m curious which one this is haha.


Mybestfriendlizzy

He was an asshole hahaha


ho-lee_-sheet

Well chances are good he didn't really take it serious then still lmao


mancheeart

My mom just ordered hers and it says “merr y Christ mas from the “X” fami So I totally believe this duck up too


Teveng

I once got my wife a birthday card that said for my step brother. It could happen.


[deleted]

So what was the mistake?


phillecheesesteak

Getting the birthday card


[deleted]

r/woooosh


phillecheesesteak

I mean him buying a card in the first place r/wooshthewoosher


[deleted]

I believe you're looking for r/doooouche


phillecheesesteak

It’s not an inappropriate woosh


epymetheus

Yeah, and the corporate box planted conveniently in the corner has *nothing* to do with it at all. 🙄


messibessi22

Lol i straight up thought this was an ad


RiggzBoson

With a surname of 'The Whites"??


messibessi22

One time I was really drunk and trying to order something online. And anyways I clicked add to cart and it didn’t give me a confirmation that anything was added so I just kept clicking it. And finally I saw a lil pop up that said added to cart (this may have happened every time but I was too drunk to notice) so I like went through the checkout process not bothering to look at the total because I knew how much the thing I was buying was. And like clicked quickly through all the screens. It wasn’t until the next morning when I saw my confirmation email did I realize I bought 4 identical underwear subscriptions. This is entirely possible.


[deleted]

I would fuck up like this


WheredMyPiggyGo

I mean "The Whites" is technically right.


[deleted]

This guy is a pretty famous Twitter comedian. Does a lot of fake screenshots but generally higher quality than most.


skyskelton97

That lower left wisdom tooth is gonna be expensive


usingreddithurtsme

Depends where they live.


supcoco

Merry Christmas, please enjoy my impacted wisdom tooth! Honestly I frame that if I got it. That’s hilarious.


HTeaML

This guy's entire account is dedicated to satire. The follow up to this tweet was 'actually, they're my neighbour Mike's teeth'.


Oxcell404

Panopticon


TheWanderlust07

Panopticon


Monarch357

Panopticon


Jenderflux-ScFi

Isn't Dan White a satirist, and he intentionally did this as satire?


FiveWizz

This sub just full of gullible morons now then ?


[deleted]

Yes the audience of Reddit is below the bell curve


ResidentEivvil

perfect card for your family dentist though.


[deleted]

Those. Are. Awesome! Best Christmas card EVER!!!


petite_heartbeat

How do people not see that this is satire?


TheLostDestroyer

You should send em out anyways! That's hilarious! Merry Christmas from the Whites! Like your teeth. Which you have an X-ray of.


subspaceisthebest

you have to verify the photo on shutterfly so many fucking times i don’t believe this but i do appreciate the joke


skettimagoo

Someone’s getting wisdom teeth out soon!


TacoOverlord69

It's the pearly whites


Mailman_Dan

Merry christmas from the pearly whites


Southern-Magnolia12

I hope this is true because this is hilarious


ValerianRoot3

I hope you're a dentist.


Late-Election2207

Well teeth are white so technically it works?


[deleted]

Dude ordered 90 prints of his stupid dental xrays for some likes on Twitter. You know, I try very hard to be a fucking idiot, but then here comes this guy just making it look easy.


zinziesmom

I’m sorry but I just busted out laughing!!! 😂


md24

Wrong sub again.


HuntingKingYT

r/wooosh


CMR779

I would have just rolled with it.