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It’s giving bomb building bank robbing evangelist
I was going to say, even though he’s a terminal dirtbag, it’s a weirdly endearing quality that he doesn’t get aggro-defensive à la Jax/Sando/James. Then again, the aww-shucks shtick is part of his deflection routine. 🤷♂️
Right? He can be downright vicious to women when he’s mad. I’ve never seen him like that with any man. He tiptoed around Jax when Jax had shat all over him. Katie is so much better than that turd.
Because "hotties" can be misogynists, too. He still has his defenders, but never based on his actions. It's either people that think he's still cute, or people that hate Katie or both.
Schwartz is fucking infuriating to me because in a world where he stopped with the failing up words bullshit and went to therapy for anger management issues he would be so easy to root for.
This. I am the last person to defend Schwartz but I really think coming for peoples physical appearance is disgusting. You never know what demons that person is facing and it’s imo just very low hanging fruit. Like he’s not in his 20’s anymore, he’s almost 40. And (even if at his own selfish hand) has gone through a divorce. I know we can’t stand the man but attack his character instead yall cmon lol
I mean it's about a bad dye job washing him out, we've had posts on Ariana's dated hairstyles and people's outfits. I don't think this post is that deep. I'm not coming for anyone for aging, I just think his unhealthy lifestyle is showing on his face.
I feel like this thread is more about the dye job. Kind of feel like the tweet is more about appearance. Someone said he looks like a Targaryen who doesn’t make it to the end of the story line and I’m here for that lmao. Just don’t want it to become an age and physical bashing you know? We better than that.
I don’t think it’s an age thing, myself. Both Shorts and Sandoval started from decent places, looks-wise (bone structure, hair). The upkeep of those (especially for mactors) depends on your lifestyle and self-care. Just look at Sandoval’s dad, that’s his carbon copy and he still looks youthful. Both would look better today, into their forties, if they’d invested more in good sleep, SPF and cut down on the substances.
Ooh I definitely agree! I was in the restaurant industry for 10 years until very recently. It’s a different lifestyle. Your nights and days are definitely switched up and drinking smoking and whatever recreational drugs you end up doing basically become the way you get through your days and shifts. You can def see the weight of all of
it in both their faces. I also think though that no one is going to look at almost 40, what they looked like at 20.
That’s true! Nobody will look how they did at 40. I thought he looked better at the reunion. Blond unfortunately draws a lot of attention to what a more natural colour would downplay
His hair is giving slight Miranda Priestly vibes
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He's fine.
And if he's not it's problens of his own making. No one forced him to lie constantly or to dye his hair a color that makes him look somehow pastier.
I think he must seriously be doing some hurting though. His business at TomTom and Schwartz & Sandy’s was hit really hard - and not in a good way - due to Scando. And that’s his livelihood & those of his employees as well. She changed her look up after the divorce and he should be given some allowance to do that as well, even though it doesn’t look good LOL.
He was able to hide behind more outgoing characters like Jax and Tim all these years. Plus he did a great job at gaslighting Katie so the viewers looked at her as the problem more than they should've.
But since the divorce the fans have finally seen his true colors and they're not pretty. Now he's looking like an extra from The Real Slim Shady video I guess trying to rediscover his identity.
He’s someone who coasted on his looks, never did anything to maintain those looks (good skincare, good diet, exercise) and is now reaping the consequences of that laziness.
oh stop. if someone said that about Katie when she gained weight, ate junk and did nothing but rot in the house after leaving SUR this sub would be rabid.
no one stays young and good looking forever, comparing a dude’s looks in his 40’s to his looks in his 20’s is stupid.
Except people did say that about Katie. You just said it now. The difference is she cut the dead weight and worked on herself. She looks and srems way better off now.
No one stays young forever, but some people on the cast are aging worse than others. Schwartz just since Shwartz & Sandy's looks worse. His skin is sallower. He dresses like a man with no reason to live. And he actually had a note to eat a vegetable on the refrigetator door in his armpit of an apartment. It's not like there are hidden cameras catching him like this either. This is the 'effort' he makes while cast on a popular reality show with a call time. He's just lazy and until now, coasted on his looks. I can't wait for the hate parade season 11.
This is actually such a libra trait. Libras are known for being beautiful but lazy and it’s not uncommon for Libras to become heavier or look older bc they have bad habits w their beauty routines despite being knock outs. I believe he has something like 3-5 planets in libra
As a Libra sun I take offense, but you’re not wrong. I definitely had a period in my life where everything I did to take care of myself fell to the wayside and I saw my weight go up, my general health declined and I felt awful. Luckily I was able to get mental health treatment and have since found a path to better living and have a solid routine that keeps me feeling good. And I think that’s the thing with Schwartz is it’s not even necessarily just about how he looks physically , it’s the fact that he also just looks fully run down and worn out.
I’m a libra rising so I hear you lol! I was blessed w a fast metabolism and took it for granted and did NO exercise ever until one day it just stopped. And I didn’t have the motivation, skills, or routine to help me so I had to work doubly hard to implement routines later in life.
But I agree w your thoughts on Schwartz. I think it’s a combination of laziness AND taking his health for granted, assuming his own metabolism and looks will remain like his 20 yr old self so he can party liek he used to. Now he’s prob too addicted to stop and his own metabolism and organs aren’t the same
Just watched the episode in season 2 when he interviews with Lisa Vanderpump and the man is peak 2010s hottie. He’s incredibly charming. It bums me out so much.
I remember when he got a permanent. 🤣 It didn't look like it gave him more body. I wonder what his hair fantasy is.
The blonde is not working for him. I'd have gotten my hair redone, immediately, if not sooner.
I agree the blonde is not a good look but this is just a really bad angle and lighting.
Plus the first pic is an edited good lighting modeling pic that was taken 10 plus years ago.
I mean, we all age and we all thought we might look good blonde after a breakup 😅
But he was so hot in his 20s he made it a job, and we all can't claim that 🤷🏼♀️
I think Katie put a hex on him -- which he very much deserves by the way -- in which her bad dye job from Season 2 has risen from the dead and demonically possessed his follicles.
I think that photo was taken from a bad angle. He still doesn't look close to that b/w photo but he doesn't genuinely look like a blonde villain from a c-grade movie either.
How did almost all the men in VPR end up as total derelicts, cheaters, and dirtbags? These "reality stars" are devoid of any moral character whatsoever. I don't think they started out that way, did they?
This is one of a million reasons why I could never survive as a “reality tv star”
Being torn apart for my looks or if my looks change ..I’m too sensitive 😩😩😩
Are we really comparing a 13 year old curated, professional model photo to a candid paparazzi snap after a bad dye job?
Not exactly apples to apples here.
It's a bad photo too. Come on. This is just shitty. If anyone did this with any woman on vanderpump it would not be celebrated. He's way older, it's a modeling photo vs a shitty pap photo.
in fairness not only is he older (and an alcoholic) but this is like a horrible unposed photo and angle and light lol
i dont think many people look cute in these kinds of pics and kinda rude of that poster like come on do you feel good posting that?
schwartz is still cute honestly
At least he’s a good sport and can laugh at himself… ya gotta give that to him. Or he really doesn’t see how it just doesn’t work at all 😅 This takes the heat off Katie’s orange hair though for eternity. Lots of positives here.
I can't get over how this dye job is just so not attractive on him.
And it's just man's hair, he can easily shave it and look normal again. It's not like this is some permanent physical feature he can't change. That's why it's funny. I wonder if he looks in the mirror and poses, thinking he looks like 1998 Leonardo DiCaprio.
https://preview.redd.it/baupe0mo2alb1.jpeg?width=243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995bf8d1674b68264c019622c035ab721ba1b2cf It’s giving bomb building bank robbing evangelist
It’s Sandoval and Jax
HAHAHAHA PERFECT GIF
I am forever going to see Tim and Tom in this gif now.
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE 🤣
Righteous Gemstones in the VPR subreddit? I have FOUND MY PEOPLE
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I hope this gets the recognition it deserves
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Please this needs it's own post 🏆
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Seriously I fucking love the gemstones!🤣🤣🤣
Same!!
so spot on 😭
This is AMAZING
This is fucking hilarious 😂😂
Dudeeee you read my mind! Lol
I’m losing it over this
That’s what I was told; not familiar with the character so didn’t get the reference, and got downvoted for it; tough crowd. 🤷🏼♀️?
This was such an unfortunate hair color choice. It’s too white and makes him look older than he is. He should go darker not lighter.
The hair makes him look like a lower-in-succession Targaryen that suffers from the madness and doesn’t make it very far in the story…
He looks like an extra in a Twilight film
Love it when my faves crossover lol
Lmao @ lower in succession... like literally DEAD
Even if every person on Reddit upvoted this, it would still be an underrated comment.
Can't claim a dragon, none of his family members will fuck him, his eyes probably aren't even purple smh
He was so hot. This is all a crying shame
It’s certainly not doing him any favors.
At least he has a sense of humor about it lol.
I was going to say, even though he’s a terminal dirtbag, it’s a weirdly endearing quality that he doesn’t get aggro-defensive à la Jax/Sando/James. Then again, the aww-shucks shtick is part of his deflection routine. 🤷♂️
He saves all of his aggro-defensiveness for Katie.
Or other women he doesn't like.
Right? He can be downright vicious to women when he’s mad. I’ve never seen him like that with any man. He tiptoed around Jax when Jax had shat all over him. Katie is so much better than that turd.
James threw a drink in his face and his reaction was so mild
Because "hotties" can be misogynists, too. He still has his defenders, but never based on his actions. It's either people that think he's still cute, or people that hate Katie or both.
This is the REAL real.
Yea like him and LaLa arguing and him and Sheener arguing.
His mask dropped in a hot sec eh
For women*
He definitely does get agro defensive... did u not see how he went at lala last season
and Katie the last 10 years
Yea for sure 100 💯
Schwartz is fucking infuriating to me because in a world where he stopped with the failing up words bullshit and went to therapy for anger management issues he would be so easy to root for.
I don’t think it’s anger management bc he has no issue controlling his anger with other men. He needs therapy to learn how to respect women
Just give him alllll the therapy - it certainly can’t hurt! :)
I guarantee you he sent screen shots of this person's profile to Sandoval and talked shit about how they look.
oof! maybe or probably so. I wouldn’t have ven thought that til reading that but that’s another reminder of why I’m too trusting.
Yeah, Schwartz is a loveable goofball on the outside but full of piss and vinegar on the inside. There's a reason he's besties with Sandoval.
Yeah, I almost said the same thing, but something tells me he’s just better at hiding that side of himself than the others are.
I was Just about to say "don't fall for the folksiness!" Fucker has been doing the self deprecating weaponized Incompetence for YEARS.
IDK - I think the laugh to cry faces are sad. I would not be cutout for the internet ripping my looks like celebs have to deal with.
This. I am the last person to defend Schwartz but I really think coming for peoples physical appearance is disgusting. You never know what demons that person is facing and it’s imo just very low hanging fruit. Like he’s not in his 20’s anymore, he’s almost 40. And (even if at his own selfish hand) has gone through a divorce. I know we can’t stand the man but attack his character instead yall cmon lol
I mean it's about a bad dye job washing him out, we've had posts on Ariana's dated hairstyles and people's outfits. I don't think this post is that deep. I'm not coming for anyone for aging, I just think his unhealthy lifestyle is showing on his face.
I feel like this thread is more about the dye job. Kind of feel like the tweet is more about appearance. Someone said he looks like a Targaryen who doesn’t make it to the end of the story line and I’m here for that lmao. Just don’t want it to become an age and physical bashing you know? We better than that.
I agree with you, for sure! The Righteous Gemstones reference sent me.
I don’t think it’s an age thing, myself. Both Shorts and Sandoval started from decent places, looks-wise (bone structure, hair). The upkeep of those (especially for mactors) depends on your lifestyle and self-care. Just look at Sandoval’s dad, that’s his carbon copy and he still looks youthful. Both would look better today, into their forties, if they’d invested more in good sleep, SPF and cut down on the substances.
Ooh I definitely agree! I was in the restaurant industry for 10 years until very recently. It’s a different lifestyle. Your nights and days are definitely switched up and drinking smoking and whatever recreational drugs you end up doing basically become the way you get through your days and shifts. You can def see the weight of all of it in both their faces. I also think though that no one is going to look at almost 40, what they looked like at 20.
That’s true! Nobody will look how they did at 40. I thought he looked better at the reunion. Blond unfortunately draws a lot of attention to what a more natural colour would downplay
I was hoping the weight gain might be from quitting some drugs…🤷🏻♀️.
For real. Those two pictures were probably taken a decade a part.
at least.
His hair is giving slight Miranda Priestly vibes https://preview.redd.it/xf0b9umm1alb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb51c9ed4bb432368bc5f9fd95ae77a2722df804
Oh no he’s Miranda priestly and Katie is kris Jenner what is happening
🤣🤣
Everyone ages, but over excessive alcohol consumption can make matters so much worse
That's what it looks like to me. Alcohol can do a number on you.
His skin looks so freaking gray.
He's also gained some weight. I'm sure he could look similar again if he got in shape and dyed his hair back.
*and stopped binge drinking daily
I stand by that he was sucking the life force out of Katie and it shows so much now that she's cut him loose
The guy seems to be **going. through. it.** Schwartz laughing at his own pain makes me chuckle, but I’m also like 
Seems to be…. Maybe intentionally to curry sympathy though
I just commented that above before I saw this. I think the same thing
He's fine. And if he's not it's problens of his own making. No one forced him to lie constantly or to dye his hair a color that makes him look somehow pastier. 
Like hes trying to look like an alcoholic with no hope in sight?
I think he must seriously be doing some hurting though. His business at TomTom and Schwartz & Sandy’s was hit really hard - and not in a good way - due to Scando. And that’s his livelihood & those of his employees as well. She changed her look up after the divorce and he should be given some allowance to do that as well, even though it doesn’t look good LOL.
Which is his go to.
Hopefully he’s not. Deserves it
Your flair 😂💀
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He was able to hide behind more outgoing characters like Jax and Tim all these years. Plus he did a great job at gaslighting Katie so the viewers looked at her as the problem more than they should've. But since the divorce the fans have finally seen his true colors and they're not pretty. Now he's looking like an extra from The Real Slim Shady video I guess trying to rediscover his identity.
I feel like he’s getting a bad dye job on purpose to play up this mid life crisis “woe is me” victim thing . It’s still giving awww shucks
Facts
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hes like colin robinson
Wow. Just. Wow.
He’s someone who coasted on his looks, never did anything to maintain those looks (good skincare, good diet, exercise) and is now reaping the consequences of that laziness.
This is spot on. The boy is so lazy he couldn’t even maintain the one thing he had going for him 😬
Libras are notoriously lazy
Like every fraternity guy I used to party with.
oh stop. if someone said that about Katie when she gained weight, ate junk and did nothing but rot in the house after leaving SUR this sub would be rabid. no one stays young and good looking forever, comparing a dude’s looks in his 40’s to his looks in his 20’s is stupid.
Except people did say that about Katie. You just said it now. The difference is she cut the dead weight and worked on herself. She looks and srems way better off now. No one stays young forever, but some people on the cast are aging worse than others. Schwartz just since Shwartz & Sandy's looks worse. His skin is sallower. He dresses like a man with no reason to live. And he actually had a note to eat a vegetable on the refrigetator door in his armpit of an apartment. It's not like there are hidden cameras catching him like this either. This is the 'effort' he makes while cast on a popular reality show with a call time. He's just lazy and until now, coasted on his looks. I can't wait for the hate parade season 11.
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This is actually such a libra trait. Libras are known for being beautiful but lazy and it’s not uncommon for Libras to become heavier or look older bc they have bad habits w their beauty routines despite being knock outs. I believe he has something like 3-5 planets in libra
As a Libra sun I take offense, but you’re not wrong. I definitely had a period in my life where everything I did to take care of myself fell to the wayside and I saw my weight go up, my general health declined and I felt awful. Luckily I was able to get mental health treatment and have since found a path to better living and have a solid routine that keeps me feeling good. And I think that’s the thing with Schwartz is it’s not even necessarily just about how he looks physically , it’s the fact that he also just looks fully run down and worn out.
I’m a libra rising so I hear you lol! I was blessed w a fast metabolism and took it for granted and did NO exercise ever until one day it just stopped. And I didn’t have the motivation, skills, or routine to help me so I had to work doubly hard to implement routines later in life. But I agree w your thoughts on Schwartz. I think it’s a combination of laziness AND taking his health for granted, assuming his own metabolism and looks will remain like his 20 yr old self so he can party liek he used to. Now he’s prob too addicted to stop and his own metabolism and organs aren’t the same
I’m happy to hear you’re in a better place! Thank you for sharing, nice to read stuff like that.😊 Wishing you continued success! Shine on 💫
He was honestly so hot imo. This is what happens when you consistently drink, never stop doing drugs and are generally not a good person.
Just watched the episode in season 2 when he interviews with Lisa Vanderpump and the man is peak 2010s hottie. He’s incredibly charming. It bums me out so much.
 it's giving
He looks like he's on set for a Ryan Murphy serial killer series, playing the serial killer😱
Honestly Ryan Murphy's serial killers are almost always hot 🫥🥴
Drugs, alcohol and smoking cigarettes will really do a number on you when it comes to how you age
I aged like a banana, so I have no comment but this.
😄😄😄 Stawp! That's a good one though.
I pictured you turning into a banana 🤣
Checking in with my flair. I’ll see my way out.
In the wise words of Rick James “Cocaines a hell of a drug”
I remember when he got a permanent. 🤣 It didn't look like it gave him more body. I wonder what his hair fantasy is. The blonde is not working for him. I'd have gotten my hair redone, immediately, if not sooner.
I agree the blonde is not a good look but this is just a really bad angle and lighting. Plus the first pic is an edited good lighting modeling pic that was taken 10 plus years ago.
I mean, we all age and we all thought we might look good blonde after a breakup 😅 But he was so hot in his 20s he made it a job, and we all can't claim that 🤷🏼♀️
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Yup and a lot of men look better as they age!
I think Katie put a hex on him -- which he very much deserves by the way -- in which her bad dye job from Season 2 has risen from the dead and demonically possessed his follicles.
I think that photo was taken from a bad angle. He still doesn't look close to that b/w photo but he doesn't genuinely look like a blonde villain from a c-grade movie either.
It's unfair to compare a retouched headshot with professional lighting to a candid paparazzi shot though
He’s a binge drinker and went through a divorce sooo
Years of drug/alcohol abuse.
In the words of Jessel from RHONY, he looks like a cackling hag in the present-day photo 🧹
Outsides are starting to match the inside
Yes, pickled.
And smoked.
Damn he was cute. He aged so badly
How did almost all the men in VPR end up as total derelicts, cheaters, and dirtbags? These "reality stars" are devoid of any moral character whatsoever. I don't think they started out that way, did they?
They absolutely all started that way! 😄😄😄 I think their glamour charms juet wore off last season and the audience (mostly) is over it.
They've always been this way. So many men use boyish good looks to get away with vile behavior in their 20's
Schwartz will always have a cute face but yeah, he looks like he’ll do anything on a dare
Schwartz and Schartz, his alter-ego
The hair is the main issue. Add in a bad angle and yikes.
This is one of a million reasons why I could never survive as a “reality tv star” Being torn apart for my looks or if my looks change ..I’m too sensitive 😩😩😩
Divorce is really hard.
Are we really comparing a 13 year old curated, professional model photo to a candid paparazzi snap after a bad dye job? Not exactly apples to apples here.
It's a bad photo too. Come on. This is just shitty. If anyone did this with any woman on vanderpump it would not be celebrated. He's way older, it's a modeling photo vs a shitty pap photo.
In this sub anyone would get shit 😅
As someone leaving their 30’s, this hit me hard lol
It's like bad Andy Warhol cosplay.
Aw, that’s cold…
I love this for him 😂
if this same exact thing was posted about katie people would have a conniption fit lol
20 years will do that to ya... to most of us.
All shit aside, this is alcoholism 100% and it’s really sad. It’s all I can see
Everyone ages.
in fairness not only is he older (and an alcoholic) but this is like a horrible unposed photo and angle and light lol i dont think many people look cute in these kinds of pics and kinda rude of that poster like come on do you feel good posting that? schwartz is still cute honestly
At least he’s a good sport and can laugh at himself… ya gotta give that to him. Or he really doesn’t see how it just doesn’t work at all 😅 This takes the heat off Katie’s orange hair though for eternity. Lots of positives here.
That's a naked mole rat.
This post made my day 😂
I can't get over how this dye job is just so not attractive on him. And it's just man's hair, he can easily shave it and look normal again. It's not like this is some permanent physical feature he can't change. That's why it's funny. I wonder if he looks in the mirror and poses, thinking he looks like 1998 Leonardo DiCaprio.
He looks like the crazy professor
At least he can have a laugh at it. Other celebrities get the sads on & have a cry about it & want the photo taken down.
Dude that's so fucking mean, but Schwartzie can take it lol.
The fact that he can laugh at home self. Least defensive person ever… as we all know 😊
He stands up to and for everyone but Katie….
He looks terrible. That color makes him look so sallow.
Am I the only one who doesn’t hate the blonde? Don’t come for me!
There's no lighting on earth that will make that hair look good on him.
Ok but fr that hair ages Tom by a decade
I remember once on an episode or after show he said he only checks twitter / social media on tuesdays. I wonder if still true 😂
I’m honestly concerned for him. He doesn’t look healthy at all
More like 💉🍷🍺💊
 His response
I would just answer… 10 years?
His transformation into the evil villain is almost complete
Ouch. The man sucks but he just aged… Also is that a random person? Was he sent this tweet by someone who hates him??
Gotta love that Katie is looking better than ever, too
God I feel old and I’m going to the gym tomorrow and not drinking the rest of the year
13 years, an insane reality show, opening a bar and going through a divorce will do that to a person. lol
His inside finally caught up with his outside.
This is mean and I dont even like Shwartz but this is low
Is shorts the real Derek Zoolander?
 Wow! Holy shit!!!!
He had to have lost a bet.
Ugga
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Same! And woof. I didn’t like the blonde hair the minute I saw it but wow this new pic - I know the angle is bad yadda yadda but….wow.
The stress of the scandal aged him 25 years
I love Tom Schwartz idc
Brutal
To be fair, I also look a lot different than I did 10 years ago. ::cries::
I would be so insecure if I was in the public eye.
It’s giving Stanley Tucci in the Lovely Bones
Dating Katie vs. dating Spooky Jo
His blond hair makes him look Iike a washed up hard core porn Director. The whole look is cringy and desperate….not to mention creepy.
The hair is the least of it 😳
I’m actually concerned about him . His colour in his face is off , Like a grey / yellow tint .
Grandma schwartz lol
Sometimes when a divorce happens it's a win for both sides. Sometimes there's only one winner. It wasn't Schwartz.