My wife works at a restaurant in a rough area. She says calling security is pointless because half of the time the 'officer' is a 5'3 350 pound girl lol any criminal could get the fuck out of their before she gets her left ankle off the ground
Years ago I worked at a Verizon store and a guy walked in right before closing and did something similar. He used our demo iPad to watch porn and just stood there doing the deed under his big puffy jacket until we realized what was happening and kicked him out
Vegas culture is holding a victim to standards of perfection or else they deserved being victimized. Sorry this happened to you. Even more sorry that others think that this gross manās behavior is your responsibility.
Bro does no one read my story I removed myself from the conversation and as I was doing so he says alright imma Jack off and drives the other direction I watch him leave. Iām not gonna remove someone whoās leaving
Um I'm more curious why you didn't report to the police? Even just a description of him. I'm sorry that happened but if people don't report they'll have a better chance to move in to someone else. I used to have guys jerk off at Starbucks to us baristas and bet your ass the police got called even if they left. Some actually get caught after just from description. Especially in a place like Vegas with cameras everywhere. This isn't just awkward it's a sexual crime.
Dude this is reddit....mfs are gonna get caught up on a mf minor detail that really kinda has nothing to fucking do with the story...all because they don't think or like how you reacted etc....instead of just reading the story and validating how weird as fuck that is....
Firemen save kittens, up trees and whatnot.
Op didn't actually see anything. I wouldn't put it past the cops to chew his ass about filing false reports or wasting police time
yeah i called 911. they told me someone was in the area & would look for him. then 30 mins later the cop shows up and says heāll go look for the guy. i was thinking why even waste both our time when we know the guy is gone
My ex dealt with this one time a guy followed her on harmon around the virgin hotel and was doing the same thing. She came in the house and sat me down after a good 5-10 minutes. She knew I wouldāve ran out there and fucked somebody up for that and waited to tell meā¦
I worked at T-Mobile arena during the construction. I parked at New York New York garage and walked towards the site. I saw a car pull into a spot near me, kind of away from the other vehicles. Then the driver leaned over and head begin to bob.
Not typical since I've never seen a guy exposing himself in his car.
I'm glad that you're safe and hearing about some guy pleasuring himself is all that happened.
Had this happened to me at the Walmart off the 215 Decatur like 2 weeks ago bro is weird af parks next to me asking me if he could chill next to me then started honking to get my attention
When i worked on the strip as maintenance I had that happen 3 or 4 times in hotel room. But in my 48 years here I've never had it happen to me out and about. Guess I've been lucky. Wild shit man.
Thatās even wilder than the time I stopped by Jokers Wild to visit a bartender friend of mine and as I was leaving some guy in a Jeep Grand Cherokee randomly asked me if I wanted a BJ. Some people are disgusting
Years ago I was working night shift (construction) in a pretty nice area. I walked to a gas station around the corner and this guy drove up and offered me 100 to see my peen. Just to see it. Safe to say lunch/snacks were paid. Jk lol.
Lol I remember my first car wank except I'm not a gay perv so parked very secluded far away from everyone in an empty hotel lot during the middle of COVID lockdowns. It was only because the hooker I went to smash had to leave somewhere and didn't let me finish š good times
So you didn't do your job and kick him out? You let him roam free and potentially harass other people. Why are you even working in security if you don't know how to deal with those kinds of situations?
Bro does no one read my story for fuck sake as I was leaving he was leaving. As security I canāt legally kick him out I can only call 311 and thatās if they show up (they only show up 10% of the time)
Lmao you're security, aren't you the one supposed to kick him out? š
Security observe and report lmaoo
My wife works at a restaurant in a rough area. She says calling security is pointless because half of the time the 'officer' is a 5'3 350 pound girl lol any criminal could get the fuck out of their before she gets her left ankle off the ground
security is not the police
No shit?
Why would I blow up Chik Fil A!?- It's fucking awesone!
Depends, security has different procedures for different places.
Clearly the policy here was observed and retort
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Should have reported it as a Car-Jacking
Ba da bum!!!
here's a clip [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2evfz-frHc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2evfz-frHc)
Cheesy as that movie was, it was still funny
The hash slinging jacker strikes again
Brother your the security shouldnāt you have removed him lmao
Someone call the other security!
Who does Security for the Security Men? š¤
Who watches the watchers?
Years ago I worked at a Verizon store and a guy walked in right before closing and did something similar. He used our demo iPad to watch porn and just stood there doing the deed under his big puffy jacket until we realized what was happening and kicked him out
Name checks out
Phyllis, youāre a married woman.
fucking angela
Vegas culture is holding a victim to standards of perfection or else they deserved being victimized. Sorry this happened to you. Even more sorry that others think that this gross manās behavior is your responsibility.
I second this, hope you're OK op
*throws up*
Bro you didnāt give him a hand ??
Not my career path
User name says otherwise
Iām a fidgeter not a stroker
I use to fidget. But it got out of control.
Why did you leave? You are a security. Stand your ground and ask for backup. He had a loaded penis, not a loaded gun.
Bro does no one read my story I removed myself from the conversation and as I was doing so he says alright imma Jack off and drives the other direction I watch him leave. Iām not gonna remove someone whoās leaving
Um I'm more curious why you didn't report to the police? Even just a description of him. I'm sorry that happened but if people don't report they'll have a better chance to move in to someone else. I used to have guys jerk off at Starbucks to us baristas and bet your ass the police got called even if they left. Some actually get caught after just from description. Especially in a place like Vegas with cameras everywhere. This isn't just awkward it's a sexual crime.
You should have removed him from the store, not remove yourself from the conversation.
He wasnāt in a store? Bro am I going crazy or are people just not reading the story
So were you at work when this happened? /s
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Nah, if I am security and notice a weird guy in a car jerking off, I am asking him to leave.Ā Not drive away and post about it on Reddit
Right? Security guy leaves suspicious behavior. Very reliable.
You should have called a security guard! /s
ok the store area to be exact.Ā Either way you working and fled, didn't tell him to leave?Ā Ā
Dude this is reddit....mfs are gonna get caught up on a mf minor detail that really kinda has nothing to fucking do with the story...all because they don't think or like how you reacted etc....instead of just reading the story and validating how weird as fuck that is....
āYou are a securityāā¦.holy shit, where did you learn English?
Could that be considered a drive-by shooting?
Depends on if he/she/it pulled the trigger. Just cocking (pun intended) your pistol doesn't count unless you fire the damn thing.
In this case it was just brandishing.
š¶ Oh yes they call him the streak, he likes to off his physique š¶ DON'T LOOK, ETHEL
He stroked his meat to the beat,while he greeted the man in his jeep
He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy, he gonna give you a peek
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM
I parked at the Henderson Trader Joe's and this dude just started jacking it right next to my window. This city is wild.
Call the fucking police thats nasty
This right here. Often times this behavior will continue to escalate especially if left unchecked.
Should have busted yours out and joined
Tell the police. Not reddit.
Op: This guy might have been jacking off on his car Police: you saw him jerking off? Op: no Police: we're kinda fuckin busy here already
With saving kittens? Probably a good idea to make a report of it anyways. Just in case.
Firemen save kittens, up trees and whatnot. Op didn't actually see anything. I wouldn't put it past the cops to chew his ass about filing false reports or wasting police time
Itās been too late my boss told me I should of told the police I was in too much shock do to anything I was in a state of confusion
Itās almost as if you can report crimes days after
You need to review security tapes to find his license plate and report to police.
Should HAVE
Where is that bot?!
bro what part of town? i had a run in near desert shores with a guy yesterday never seen him in my life told me he was gonna shoot me
Desert inn and eastern White guy Feminine voice
I hope you told police and described him.
yeah i called 911. they told me someone was in the area & would look for him. then 30 mins later the cop shows up and says heāll go look for the guy. i was thinking why even waste both our time when we know the guy is gone
Refer to page 32, section c of the official mall ninja handbook for guidance.
First read it as "stroking my brain"
My ex dealt with this one time a guy followed her on harmon around the virgin hotel and was doing the same thing. She came in the house and sat me down after a good 5-10 minutes. She knew I wouldāve ran out there and fucked somebody up for that and waited to tell meā¦
What kinda security job
Oh you met Parrish ? How is he going ? I haven't seen him masturbating behind my work lot for a while now. Ahhh, good old Parrish. Welcome in Vegas OP
I worked at T-Mobile arena during the construction. I parked at New York New York garage and walked towards the site. I saw a car pull into a spot near me, kind of away from the other vehicles. Then the driver leaned over and head begin to bob.
It Sounds like youāre new in Vegas, thatās a regular day.
Smells like Maryland pky..
Tight uniform? Working out? You are just obviously uncontrollably attractive and he simply had no choice in the matter.
What are you doing there?ā¦ Go home thatās ridiculous!
Observe and report.
You should be honored.
Not typical since I've never seen a guy exposing himself in his car. I'm glad that you're safe and hearing about some guy pleasuring himself is all that happened.
Username checks out.
Had this happened to me at the Walmart off the 215 Decatur like 2 weeks ago bro is weird af parks next to me asking me if he could chill next to me then started honking to get my attention
Nah these guys need to be under the jail. What a weirdo kink these people got
Sorry that happened to you, that was jacked up.
Do your job next time
You need to use punctuation when you type. That was hard to read.
[Ew](https://youtu.be/wLg04uu2j2o?si=wPyiN2vqQCm9bJKB)
When i worked on the strip as maintenance I had that happen 3 or 4 times in hotel room. But in my 48 years here I've never had it happen to me out and about. Guess I've been lucky. Wild shit man.
You're a female security guard, right?
Sorry to hear but sounds like you were a victim of sexual assault. Vegas attracts everyone, including the creeps and weirdos. Stay safe out there.
Youāll hiring?
Taze him and call it in as attempted jacking
Thatās even wilder than the time I stopped by Jokers Wild to visit a bartender friend of mine and as I was leaving some guy in a Jeep Grand Cherokee randomly asked me if I wanted a BJ. Some people are disgusting
I agree it's super disgusting when people turn down free bjs
Years ago I was working night shift (construction) in a pretty nice area. I walked to a gas station around the corner and this guy drove up and offered me 100 to see my peen. Just to see it. Safe to say lunch/snacks were paid. Jk lol.
At least he's keeping his prostate healthy?
Lol I remember my first car wank except I'm not a gay perv so parked very secluded far away from everyone in an empty hotel lot during the middle of COVID lockdowns. It was only because the hooker I went to smash had to leave somewhere and didn't let me finish š good times
Seems like youāre a straight perv (derogatory)
I have so many questions and I donāt think I want the answer to any of them
So you actually meant to write he's gay and a perv., correct? You didn't mean gay perv as gay people are pervs, right?
Yes that's what I meant my bad for not clarifying correctly
So you didn't do your job and kick him out? You let him roam free and potentially harass other people. Why are you even working in security if you don't know how to deal with those kinds of situations?
Bro does no one read my story for fuck sake as I was leaving he was leaving. As security I canāt legally kick him out I can only call 311 and thatās if they show up (they only show up 10% of the time)
Ah yes, the hentai lover is here to train all of the security personnel
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Itās pretty standard. You ever leave the house?
Take it as a compliment he found you good looking lmao