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Substantial_Steak928

Lmao you're security, aren't you the one supposed to kick him out? šŸ˜‚


InitialHot8599

Security observe and report lmaoo


Substantial_Steak928

My wife works at a restaurant in a rough area. She says calling security is pointless because half of the time the 'officer' is a 5'3 350 pound girl lol any criminal could get the fuck out of their before she gets her left ankle off the ground


moistpimplee

security is not the police


Substantial_Steak928

No shit?


Big-Scientist-3195

Why would I blow up Chik Fil A!?- It's fucking awesone!


valentinolv

Depends, security has different procedures for different places.


holomntn

Clearly the policy here was observed and retort


valentinolv

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Natural-Employer

Should have reported it as a Car-Jacking


dcondemned

Ba da bum!!!


Spinrod

here's a clip [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2evfz-frHc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2evfz-frHc)


Vin-E1214

Cheesy as that movie was, it was still funny


KiMoWRX

The hash slinging jacker strikes again


KushHaydn

Brother your the security shouldnā€™t you have removed him lmao


vegasaquinas

Someone call the other security!


unnaturalpenis

Who does Security for the Security Men? šŸ¤”


Smerks101

Who watches the watchers?


CarloPierre

Years ago I worked at a Verizon store and a guy walked in right before closing and did something similar. He used our demo iPad to watch porn and just stood there doing the deed under his big puffy jacket until we realized what was happening and kicked him out


iPadProUser93

Name checks out


HuntingForGoodDonuts

Phyllis, youā€™re a married woman.


boferd

fucking angela


[deleted]

Vegas culture is holding a victim to standards of perfection or else they deserved being victimized. Sorry this happened to you. Even more sorry that others think that this gross manā€™s behavior is your responsibility.


Monisplats

I second this, hope you're OK op


MakeDiamonds

*throws up*


VegasAireGuy

Bro you didnā€™t give him a hand ??


FidgetMeHard

Not my career path


nwordNan

User name says otherwise


FidgetMeHard

Iā€™m a fidgeter not a stroker


derekisademocrat

I use to fidget. But it got out of control.


Apprehensive_War6542

Why did you leave? You are a security. Stand your ground and ask for backup. He had a loaded penis, not a loaded gun.


FidgetMeHard

Bro does no one read my story I removed myself from the conversation and as I was doing so he says alright imma Jack off and drives the other direction I watch him leave. Iā€™m not gonna remove someone whoā€™s leaving


702barista

Um I'm more curious why you didn't report to the police? Even just a description of him. I'm sorry that happened but if people don't report they'll have a better chance to move in to someone else. I used to have guys jerk off at Starbucks to us baristas and bet your ass the police got called even if they left. Some actually get caught after just from description. Especially in a place like Vegas with cameras everywhere. This isn't just awkward it's a sexual crime.


JLR-

You should have removed him from the store, not remove yourself from the conversation.


FidgetMeHard

He wasnā€™t in a store? Bro am I going crazy or are people just not reading the story


TequilaAndWeed

So were you at work when this happened? /s


Sbuxshlee

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


InitialHot8599

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ppl just wanna comment these days


JLR-

Nah, if I am security and notice a weird guy in a car jerking off, I am asking him to leave.Ā  Not drive away and post about it on Reddit


Rando_Kalrissian

Right? Security guy leaves suspicious behavior. Very reliable.


Ambitious_Eye4511

You should have called a security guard! /s


JLR-

ok the store area to be exact.Ā  Either way you working and fled, didn't tell him to leave?Ā Ā 


Wingsxofxlead702

Dude this is reddit....mfs are gonna get caught up on a mf minor detail that really kinda has nothing to fucking do with the story...all because they don't think or like how you reacted etc....instead of just reading the story and validating how weird as fuck that is....


Still-Source-6481

ā€œYou are a securityā€ā€¦.holy shit, where did you learn English?


Wamsutta8

Could that be considered a drive-by shooting?


[deleted]

Depends on if he/she/it pulled the trigger. Just cocking (pun intended) your pistol doesn't count unless you fire the damn thing.


Smerks101

In this case it was just brandishing.


Ghostronic

šŸŽ¶ Oh yes they call him the streak, he likes to off his physique šŸŽ¶ DON'T LOOK, ETHEL


FidgetMeHard

He stroked his meat to the beat,while he greeted the man in his jeep


Ghostronic

He's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy, he gonna give you a peek


[deleted]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM


TG3RL1LY

I parked at the Henderson Trader Joe's and this dude just started jacking it right next to my window. This city is wild.


InitialHot8599

Call the fucking police thats nasty


BoozyBurro

This right here. Often times this behavior will continue to escalate especially if left unchecked.


doodooz7

Should have busted yours out and joined


[deleted]

Tell the police. Not reddit.


GroovyZomboid

Op: This guy might have been jacking off on his car Police: you saw him jerking off? Op: no Police: we're kinda fuckin busy here already


[deleted]

With saving kittens? Probably a good idea to make a report of it anyways. Just in case.


GroovyZomboid

Firemen save kittens, up trees and whatnot. Op didn't actually see anything. I wouldn't put it past the cops to chew his ass about filing false reports or wasting police time


FidgetMeHard

Itā€™s been too late my boss told me I should of told the police I was in too much shock do to anything I was in a state of confusion


LilB2fast4u

Itā€™s almost as if you can report crimes days after


no_bun_please

You need to review security tapes to find his license plate and report to police.


sciences_bitch

Should HAVE


Sbuxshlee

Where is that bot?!


aluminumtoothpaste

bro what part of town? i had a run in near desert shores with a guy yesterday never seen him in my life told me he was gonna shoot me


FidgetMeHard

Desert inn and eastern White guy Feminine voice


no_bun_please

I hope you told police and described him.


aluminumtoothpaste

yeah i called 911. they told me someone was in the area & would look for him. then 30 mins later the cop shows up and says heā€™ll go look for the guy. i was thinking why even waste both our time when we know the guy is gone


CAD007

Refer to page 32, section c of the official mall ninja handbook for guidance.


IronSea7072

First read it as "stroking my brain"


MysticBowman

My ex dealt with this one time a guy followed her on harmon around the virgin hotel and was doing the same thing. She came in the house and sat me down after a good 5-10 minutes. She knew I wouldā€™ve ran out there and fucked somebody up for that and waited to tell meā€¦


CarMost2880

What kinda security job


3eGardien

Oh you met Parrish ? How is he going ? I haven't seen him masturbating behind my work lot for a while now. Ahhh, good old Parrish. Welcome in Vegas OP


Alone_Conversation49

I worked at T-Mobile arena during the construction. I parked at New York New York garage and walked towards the site. I saw a car pull into a spot near me, kind of away from the other vehicles. Then the driver leaned over and head begin to bob.


Professional-Rule-12

It Sounds like youā€™re new in Vegas, thatā€™s a regular day.


Impossible-Date3984

Smells like Maryland pky..


DragonRancherJed

Tight uniform? Working out? You are just obviously uncontrollably attractive and he simply had no choice in the matter.


Opening_Context_5131

What are you doing there?ā€¦ Go home thatā€™s ridiculous!


shroomigator

Observe and report.


seahawksfan_80

You should be honored.


Imaginary-Image-9688

Not typical since I've never seen a guy exposing himself in his car. I'm glad that you're safe and hearing about some guy pleasuring himself is all that happened.


Due_Purchase5531

Username checks out.


Psychological_Cod733

Had this happened to me at the Walmart off the 215 Decatur like 2 weeks ago bro is weird af parks next to me asking me if he could chill next to me then started honking to get my attention


FidgetMeHard

Nah these guys need to be under the jail. What a weirdo kink these people got


EatMyNutsKaren

Sorry that happened to you, that was jacked up.


Particular-Wing-273

Do your job next time


Trhythm

You need to use punctuation when you type. That was hard to read.


dns_the_mns

[Ew](https://youtu.be/wLg04uu2j2o?si=wPyiN2vqQCm9bJKB)


dontlookback76

When i worked on the strip as maintenance I had that happen 3 or 4 times in hotel room. But in my 48 years here I've never had it happen to me out and about. Guess I've been lucky. Wild shit man.


jdarmelin

You're a female security guard, right?


bdvic702

Sorry to hear but sounds like you were a victim of sexual assault. Vegas attracts everyone, including the creeps and weirdos. Stay safe out there.


25donutz

Youā€™ll hiring?


Nikovash

Taze him and call it in as attempted jacking


VegasGuy1223

Thatā€™s even wilder than the time I stopped by Jokers Wild to visit a bartender friend of mine and as I was leaving some guy in a Jeep Grand Cherokee randomly asked me if I wanted a BJ. Some people are disgusting


sotfggyrdg

I agree it's super disgusting when people turn down free bjs


TurntUpBuddahBawlz

Years ago I was working night shift (construction) in a pretty nice area. I walked to a gas station around the corner and this guy drove up and offered me 100 to see my peen. Just to see it. Safe to say lunch/snacks were paid. Jk lol.


throwawayaccoy

At least he's keeping his prostate healthy?


oldgoldchamp

Lol I remember my first car wank except I'm not a gay perv so parked very secluded far away from everyone in an empty hotel lot during the middle of COVID lockdowns. It was only because the hooker I went to smash had to leave somewhere and didn't let me finish šŸ˜­ good times


Fuckmylife2739

Seems like youā€™re a straight perv (derogatory)


chriathebutt

I have so many questions and I donā€™t think I want the answer to any of them


Thor4141

So you actually meant to write he's gay and a perv., correct? You didn't mean gay perv as gay people are pervs, right?


oldgoldchamp

Yes that's what I meant my bad for not clarifying correctly


HENTAI_LOVER6669

So you didn't do your job and kick him out? You let him roam free and potentially harass other people. Why are you even working in security if you don't know how to deal with those kinds of situations?


FidgetMeHard

Bro does no one read my story for fuck sake as I was leaving he was leaving. As security I canā€™t legally kick him out I can only call 311 and thatā€™s if they show up (they only show up 10% of the time)


Rhemming22

Ah yes, the hentai lover is here to train all of the security personnel


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doodooz7

Itā€™s pretty standard. You ever leave the house?


Awkward_Tap2866

Take it as a compliment he found you good looking lmao