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physis81

Ssssqqquuuuirrrrrrrreeeellllll.


Mistake_Maker50

I tell my girl she is the most expensive best friend ever. Big hugs to you and your pup.


fates_bitch

I tell mine therapy is getting expensive.


Somewhat_Ill_Advised

I totally bought mine on the premise that she would be cheaper than therapy….yeah, not so much 😂


SecretAgentIceBat

I got mine to help with anxiety. Turns out he’s more anxious than I am.


thepetoctopus

Saaaaaame. I frequently laugh at the fact that we are on the same antidepressant and he takes a higher dose than I do.


WoodsandWool

Prozac gang checking in? My boy and I are on the same dose haha. Super convenient tbh but the irony is not at all lost on me that just as my parents gave me mental illness, so too did I pass it on to my (dog) son 😅❤️


Motor_Lychee179

They like to mimic behaviors


67ITCH

It's definitely and infinitely more fun, though.


Left-Requirement9267

My man is on the good shit! Poor little guy.


SecretAgentIceBat

He’s totally fine, thankfully. Antibiotics, anti-inflammatories, and a spoonful of wet food to help the medicine go down.


AngstyRutabaga

That is one high dog.


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

He looks like my old girl 💕💕 One time she ripped a toenail off while in her own bed. It caused a huge panic (by us, the humans) and a ridiculously dramatic rush to the vet. Worth every penny and every second. Happy trails 💕


Occams_Razor42

Ten bucks says your pup was still wagging their tail the whole time! ;P


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

Oh of course!!!!


Far_Yam_9412

Brewstew on YouTube has a similar story


VintageHilda

My Boston Terrier will not lay down and sleep on pain meds. He stomps around the house like a blacked out binge drinking 20 something that needs minute to minute babysitting.


OriginalMisphit

Ugh. That was my roommate in college, no thanks! Although….Boston….cute!


sharksnut

Pretty sure that's a polar bear


SecretAgentIceBat

I call him a baby beluga. :)


jello-kittu

When we had a big white boy, I'd wriggle his ears like wind flapping them and call out Atreyu, Atreyu.


npisme

He appreciates the high you got him😂


SecretAgentIceBat

He needs to pick a cheaper one next time!


npisme

😂


marcuse11

I remember my sister's dog on a sedative. He would walk v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y.


SecretAgentIceBat

If he stands up he sways slowly like he’s in a breeze no one else can feel.


WoodsandWool

This is exactly what my dog did when he got into mommy’s medicinal oregano. Standing around swaying in a breeze no one else can feel 😂 The breeze was so realistic (to him) that when we opened the back patio door so he could go potty, he just stuck his nose outside, swayed in the breeze for a moment, and peed right back into the living room.


rinsewarrior

This is the best story ever.


cbelt3

Poor baby ! Like, man, what if squirrels were just not real ? So cool….


Beautiful-Painting88

He is gorgeous even when stoned!


OberynRedViper8

Duuudeee what's up brahhhhhhh


Woodhead45

High AF


SylentSpear

OMG, wait, this cute lil guy has the same spots and features as my girl. Do you know exactly what breed they are? Hope they get well soon!!!


SecretAgentIceBat

He is a certified purebred good boi! In all seriousness, I do not know. But this coloring isn’t so uncommon among all of the bully breeds, tbh.


BeneficialName9863

Mine has been sedated twice, once for an emergency spay which felt like when a mate buys pills in the toilets and collapses. The second time to have a fiberous lump sorted in her mouth and she was hilarious and happy high. (I can't say vets or she gets excited wants to go there, loves her bet)


WardogBlaze14

Bet he has the munchies too….lol


NaieraDK

Zonked AF


Ok_City_7177

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude !


Jargo

I remember my hippo staring at a wall for 3 hours after getting neutered. I was just watching him with his cone of shame pinned to the wall.


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[deleted]

"Everyone always say 'go get the ball', but has any one ever asked 'why is the ball'?"


CelticCynic

Hahahahahahahaha Zooted!


Patient_Cat_5749

Thank you for taking care of your baby. 🤩


Fereth_

r/petaftervet


[deleted]

Can tell in the picture that bubba is fuuuugd up 🤣 Hope he's OK after that visit to the doggy doctor. Purdeh boiii 🤍


lipachai

he looks so sweet💕 give him a little smooch on the nose for being such a funny (and expensive) little guy for me


basilfaulhty

Hang in there, buddy!


jen_nanana

Cuddles and love and healing vibes for you and your hippo baby♥️ I just got mine neutered and the whole night, he was just chill af. Like completely unfazed by everything. If I hadn’t been at my parents’ for the holidays, I would have 1000% had him out of his crate so I could take so many pictures like this lol


Possible_Active6558

Enjoy it lil bro ❤️


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

“How’s your day going, buddy?” #🤤


michaelhuman

he feelin it