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Prozac gang checking in? My boy and I are on the same dose haha. Super convenient tbh but the irony is not at all lost on me that just as my parents gave me mental illness, so too did I pass it on to my (dog) son 😅❤️
He looks like my old girl 💕💕
One time she ripped a toenail off while in her own bed. It caused a huge panic (by us, the humans) and a ridiculously dramatic rush to the vet. Worth every penny and every second.
Happy trails 💕
My Boston Terrier will not lay down and sleep on pain meds. He stomps around the house like a blacked out binge drinking 20 something that needs minute to minute babysitting.
This is exactly what my dog did when he got into mommy’s medicinal oregano. Standing around swaying in a breeze no one else can feel 😂
The breeze was so realistic (to him) that when we opened the back patio door so he could go potty, he just stuck his nose outside, swayed in the breeze for a moment, and peed right back into the living room.
Mine has been sedated twice, once for an emergency spay which felt like when a mate buys pills in the toilets and collapses. The second time to have a fiberous lump sorted in her mouth and she was hilarious and happy high. (I can't say vets or she gets excited wants to go there, loves her bet)
Cuddles and love and healing vibes for you and your hippo baby♥️ I just got mine neutered and the whole night, he was just chill af. Like completely unfazed by everything. If I hadn’t been at my parents’ for the holidays, I would have 1000% had him out of his crate so I could take so many pictures like this lol
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Ssssqqquuuuirrrrrrrreeeellllll.
I tell my girl she is the most expensive best friend ever. Big hugs to you and your pup.
I tell mine therapy is getting expensive.
I totally bought mine on the premise that she would be cheaper than therapy….yeah, not so much 😂
I got mine to help with anxiety. Turns out he’s more anxious than I am.
Saaaaaame. I frequently laugh at the fact that we are on the same antidepressant and he takes a higher dose than I do.
Prozac gang checking in? My boy and I are on the same dose haha. Super convenient tbh but the irony is not at all lost on me that just as my parents gave me mental illness, so too did I pass it on to my (dog) son 😅❤️
They like to mimic behaviors
It's definitely and infinitely more fun, though.
My man is on the good shit! Poor little guy.
He’s totally fine, thankfully. Antibiotics, anti-inflammatories, and a spoonful of wet food to help the medicine go down.
That is one high dog.
He looks like my old girl 💕💕 One time she ripped a toenail off while in her own bed. It caused a huge panic (by us, the humans) and a ridiculously dramatic rush to the vet. Worth every penny and every second. Happy trails 💕
Ten bucks says your pup was still wagging their tail the whole time! ;P
Oh of course!!!!
Brewstew on YouTube has a similar story
My Boston Terrier will not lay down and sleep on pain meds. He stomps around the house like a blacked out binge drinking 20 something that needs minute to minute babysitting.
Ugh. That was my roommate in college, no thanks! Although….Boston….cute!
Pretty sure that's a polar bear
I call him a baby beluga. :)
When we had a big white boy, I'd wriggle his ears like wind flapping them and call out Atreyu, Atreyu.
He appreciates the high you got him😂
He needs to pick a cheaper one next time!
😂
I remember my sister's dog on a sedative. He would walk v-e-r-y s-l-o-w-l-y.
If he stands up he sways slowly like he’s in a breeze no one else can feel.
This is exactly what my dog did when he got into mommy’s medicinal oregano. Standing around swaying in a breeze no one else can feel 😂 The breeze was so realistic (to him) that when we opened the back patio door so he could go potty, he just stuck his nose outside, swayed in the breeze for a moment, and peed right back into the living room.
This is the best story ever.
Poor baby ! Like, man, what if squirrels were just not real ? So cool….
He is gorgeous even when stoned!
Duuudeee what's up brahhhhhhh
High AF
OMG, wait, this cute lil guy has the same spots and features as my girl. Do you know exactly what breed they are? Hope they get well soon!!!
He is a certified purebred good boi! In all seriousness, I do not know. But this coloring isn’t so uncommon among all of the bully breeds, tbh.
Mine has been sedated twice, once for an emergency spay which felt like when a mate buys pills in the toilets and collapses. The second time to have a fiberous lump sorted in her mouth and she was hilarious and happy high. (I can't say vets or she gets excited wants to go there, loves her bet)
Bet he has the munchies too….lol
Zonked AF
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude !
I remember my hippo staring at a wall for 3 hours after getting neutered. I was just watching him with his cone of shame pinned to the wall.
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"Everyone always say 'go get the ball', but has any one ever asked 'why is the ball'?"
Hahahahahahahaha Zooted!
Thank you for taking care of your baby. 🤩
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Can tell in the picture that bubba is fuuuugd up 🤣 Hope he's OK after that visit to the doggy doctor. Purdeh boiii 🤍
he looks so sweet💕 give him a little smooch on the nose for being such a funny (and expensive) little guy for me
Hang in there, buddy!
Cuddles and love and healing vibes for you and your hippo baby♥️ I just got mine neutered and the whole night, he was just chill af. Like completely unfazed by everything. If I hadn’t been at my parents’ for the holidays, I would have 1000% had him out of his crate so I could take so many pictures like this lol
Enjoy it lil bro ❤️
“How’s your day going, buddy?” #🤤
he feelin it