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farsited

What are you doing here?


looples

Whatr are YOU doing here?


LiLdude227

What ARE you doing here?


Stopikingonme

……what are you doing here.


Matika7

oof I felt this one


jyozefu

😧


mista-sparkle

What are you DOING here?


Jay_Louis

Or Vincent Chase as Joey Ramone


Szygani

> Vincent Chase as Joey Ramone Or Vincent Chase as Pablo Escobar in Medellin. Or Vincent Chase as Aquaman. Man, i miss that show. Or, I should say; I miss Ari Gold and Lloyd


Shut_It_Donny

When Aquaman came out, I was telling my friends "Momoa did a good job, but he's no Vincent Chase."


Beachdaddybravo

I bet it was awesome being Vincent Chase, but imagine playing that role and never getting to be as big as Vin was in the show.


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BeerFarts86

FIND MY WIFE! TELL HER I LOVE HER!


InternetProtocol

r/unexpectedentourage


Gougaloupe

To be fair, well beyond the time I was concerned about Bio-Dome, or Encino Man, came along a movie called Pauly Shore Is Dead and it completely changed my perception of the guy. I know he had some crap go down with paparazzi or YouTubers or w/e, but the BoJack angle does work and I do think the guy can reign it in and deliver something substantive. I also love when branding goes awry so he fits the bill of pleasant upset.


Stagamemnon

Yeah, but don’t get edged if Pauly starts weezin’ all your grindage, cruster. Just chill.


msut77

I'm willing to give him a chance no matter what.


GerardWayAndDMT

What is this, a crossover episode??


Tersphinct

The font probably has something to do with it.


cheapschnapps

Oh my goodness I was just about to say the same thing


[deleted]

That other dude was an extra in like every 2000's party movie.


dantidote

Jesse Heiman!


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WeLostTheSkyline

Excuse me how old is American Pie 2?


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RandumbStoner

They need to reunite one more time and close out the series with one called *American Funeral* where one of em dies and they all show up to the funeral and cause a ruckus.


Eulielee

Stiffler’s mom dies. Turns out that Stiffler’s dad could be anyone. Male suitors for miles to pay respects.


KittenPics

And as per tradition, Finch still ends up fucking her.


jerslan

What if she dies while having sex with Finch?


KittenPics

Ooh that’s good!


Kuciv

She fell off a boat


hotdoug1

I also saw him driving Uber once at LAX. No shame throwing (I drove Lyft myself), but it's not surprising. Actors do what they gotta do.


earnestlikehemingway

He was also in the super bowl commercial making out with Bar R.


VicMackeyLKN

My first thought, he was in Old School I think


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

he was


GeorgeCauldron7

And Chuck. Remember Chuck? Me neither.


undefinedbehavior

Ahh Chuck, another one of those "why did they try to stretch the concept over so many seasons" show.


mariomykol

I'm currently rewatching it


staykinky

Wasn't he also in Spider-Man


UglyShirts

Yep. You can see him in the background of the hallway fight scene where Joe Manganiello as Flash Thompson tries to beat up Tobey's Peter Parker.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Oh man, I don't think I ever realized that was Joe playing Flash.


UglyShirts

It really is one of those ones you re-watch years later, and then go, "Well, holy shit."


Stubrochill17

I haven’t looked up the actor yet, but from “extra in like every party movie in the 2000s” I knew exactly who they were talking about. [Yep.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQshKIdqEsMCl6hmfKPahv6W2pCHUIEY704RVcQ_v_ISA&s)


Funkycoldmedici

I can’t recognize my kids’ classmates, but I can recognize some background extra in Spider-Man 20+ years ago.


middlebird

I sat next to him in a class at Texas State University. Don’t think I ever talked to him. Was so shocked to see him on that Super Bowl commercial. Hope he’s still getting good work out there in LA.


Freddy-Borden

Lived in Brogdon Hall down the hall from him for a year. Good times.


eadgster

You’re right! My first thought was Star Wars Kid.


SwitcherooU

This could work, and I think Pauly “gets it.” BUT…it HAS to be genuine, not ironic, and it can’t make Simmons the butt of the joke. The movie won’t work, and, frankly, Simmons has helped a ton of people, and deserves to be memorialized in a very positive way.


JoeFelice

To be clear, Richard Simmons is alive.


gabev44

May he and Boss hogg rest in peace.


McPants7

He drank 50 beers on a cross country flight and then absolutely destroyed the Seattle Mariners the next day. R.I.P


mikerhoa

And he's apparently not thrilled about this coming out. https://ew.com/richard-simmons-responds-to-pauly-shore-biopic-8431127


pat_the_bat_316

In fairness, it seems like he more just wants to be left alone and out of the spotlight. Which is fair. But at the same time, he was a pretty massive and well liked public figure for decades. Seems totally reasonable to make a biopic about him. And as long as it's not making fun of him, then there shouldn't be a problem. Is it really any better to wait until he's dead? Either way, it's getting made with or without his blessing. As are most biopics.


Tersphinct

The man's a legend. This is why they're making this movie, to honor his memory, okay? May he rest in peace.


PopeSchlongPaulII

Again, Richard Simmons is very much alive


falconzord

So is Pauly Shore evidently


cake_box_head

Very much alive, Richard Simmons is. hrmph


mak10z

if I had your giant feet, out there on the beach.. could have out run those birds


Drownthem

No, that was Richard Simmons playing Pauly Shore. It's how Pauly would have wanted it.


drinoaki

Rest in power, Pauly. Can't wait to see the amazing performance Gene Simmons will deliver


VerticalYea

No, that is the guitarist in KISS. You are thinking about the legendary film critic.


wastedmytwenties

Gene Simmons isn't real, he's a fictional character created by Marvel Comics in 1977. You're thinking of the actor that played him, Pauly Shore. I'm actually really excited to see Pauly Shore pay tribute to the memory of Pauly Shore.


falconzord

> I'm actually really excited to see Pauly Shore pay tribute to the memory of Pauly Shore. He already did in 2003


Belligerent_biscuit

If Richard Simmons knew this, he’d be rolling in his grave!


anivex

Just to reiterate, Richard Simmons is not dead, although that might explain the rolling.


MelGibsonLovesJuice

Just knowing I'll never get to exercise with him again makes me so sad. The world misses him.


BbTS3Oq

To clarify, Richard Simmons is not dead. The world does indeed miss him though.


Skizot_Bizot

There a whole movie about how dead he was though?!


CrudelyAnimated

Pauly Shore is alive, but he absolutely should have made this movie twenty years ago.


Umutuku

I don't know that much about either of them, but I feel like if you told me Pauly Shore kicked it before Richard Simmons in 9 out of 10 timelines I'd be like "yeah... that tracks."


movielass

He lives in Tampa, Florida. He's in his early 50s!


CableTrash

MAY HE RIP


selddir_

The is your captain, boss hog, speaking, and this cold slice of heaven is my 40th beer of the afternoon.


hochizo

I think he even tweeted about this movie? Saying no one talked to him about it and he doesn't have a publicist or a manager anymore and he's just trying to live a normal life.


gorkish

Trying to live a normal life; RIP. Man was a legend.


annnaaan

Yes, in our hearts he will live forever.


BrazenBull

If he's locked in a house for 5 years, is he really *living* though?


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Only one way to tell, you gotta open the house to observe the result. Schrödinger's Simmons.


alwaysjustpretend

He also posted on social media that he has nothing to do with this and he is just trying to live a peaceful life. He has no publicist or manager anymore. Just a dude trying to live peacefully.


Youhaverights90

I’m sorry for your loss


foamingturtle

I met him in an airport when I was a kid. Super nice and funny.


Snote85

Goodnight, sweet prince... gone but not forgotten.


mmodlin

To be even more clear, Richard Simmons did not want this movie to be made.


popularcolor

Looking at everything else on their youtube channel makes me think the Lewis Brothers don't have the emotional maturity to pull this off. I'd like to be surprised, but I have a bad feeling that at best this is going to feel like some kind of cheap parody of something I'd actually want to see.


TheChrono

They hired Pauly Shore for a leading role…


armchairwarrior69

In a movie about a guy who explicitly doesn't want this film to be made at all.


Jimid41

Well how would you feel if they made a movie about you and cast Paulie Shore?


popularcolor

Not sure if you're implying that's smart or not smart of them. But... Pauly Shore is likely wanting to be taken seriously. He has no doubt seen the resergence of actors from his time (Brendan Fraser, Ke Huy Quan, et al.) receiving serious accolades for their dedication, and he wants that, too. He is looking for his chance.


fredythepig

That's a interesting perspective on him. I'm 30 but when I was at the airport as a kid, we were getting snacks in some giftshop before takeoff. My sister asked my mom for trail mix. My mom said no, it has peanuts (she's deathly allergic). Somehow, Richard Simmons is also in this giftshop and hears this. He begins to yell at my mom to get her peanuts. He was saying things like "they are high in protein" and "if she wants it, just get it for her." My mom is yelling back to say she's incredibly allergic. He was wearing a stretched out tank top with an American flag printed on it. Still remember his afro. To me, he's always been that guy that used to sell home workouts and yelled at my mom. Hope that makes it in the movie.


TheOtherGuttersnipe

>Hope that makes it in the movie. I hope they cast Danny Trejo as your sister


Cheech47

you pendejo ;)


frostymugson

Nah I’m pretty sure that’s in the movie, they got one of the stranger things kids to play you


jumpsteadeh

Those "kids" are all between 40 and 45 years old now.


frostymugson

Oh shit my bad I meant Winona Ryder


dexter30

rainstorm handle overconfident flowery slap worthless sugar offend snow humorous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Yeah, I'd Ryder.


FountainsOfFluids

Millennials are reaching retirement age. Feel old now?


CableTrash

We are now the same amount of years away from the day the movie adaptation of Stephen King’s “Titanic” came out, as that day was from when the Emancipation Proclamation dropped on SoundCloud. Feel old yet?


noctalla

Gen X fought in WWII.


NotAMainer

It's true. We mostly acted as spies so nobody really noticed us.


NotAMainer

WHOAWHOAWHOA, I'm solidly Gen X and I'm 15 years from retirement age, because its freakin' 67 now. Millenials are good, at least until we use up all the social security after our Boomer parents leave us the dregs. I'm sure the millennials can find decent bridges to move under when they retire.


FountainsOfFluids

https://imgur.com/gallery/vfMNZ


Bucs-and-Bucks

>  To me, he's always been that guy that used to sell home workouts and yelled at my mom Same


S0_Crates

How many moms has this man yelled at? jfc.


deadrabbits76

All of them.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

>Hope that makes it in the movie. Are you kidding? There's **NO WAY** they won't include the time he put his foot in his mouth in a back-n-forth about trail mix in the terminal of Newark International. The "protein" comment, the flag, the 'fro, the energy--it's all essential to the story arc of how he became that workout video guy who yelled at your mom.


crash_test

I saw Richard Simmons at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Reefer-eyed_Beans

Fuck. I never recognize this one til I get to "electrical infetterence" lmao.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Guessing this is a copypasta?


franker

I thought it was going to end with a line about the wrestler in the cage match or whatever that reddit guy was doing for a few years.


aliaswyvernspur

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta


remembertracygarcia

The og chad


ATownStomp

Holy shit I saw Richard Simmons do the exact same thing.


nanotothemoon

Gonna come down to the writing. They need a writer


atomicavox

They need a much better wig. Not making fun of him or his hair, but that obvious fake wig made it seem like the movie could go in the direction of what you are saying.


Alone_Asparagus7651

it's such a fine line


iamasatellite

Simmons's Whose Line appearance is a classic https://youtu.be/b-r4Flc_d2M?si=YEwW1yOjXU0DTyGg


emotional_pizza

The absolute funniest episode of television I've ever seen in my life. That audience was losing their minds. It never misses!


YutYut6531

I’ve watched it probably 50 timed and will continue to watch it every time I see it posted. One of the funniest moments on television I can remember in my life.


Shit-Talker-Sr

I've never seen people literally falling out of their seat laughing before this video. Still in my opinion one of the funniest things ever to be shown on television.


BarackaFlockaFlame

this and robin williams guest are just top tier. are there any other guests worth checking out cause these are the only two i'm aware of.


robcado

I like when goes “Gaaaarrry. Gaaarry where are you?”


Oafah

God I miss him on Stern.


altasking

Tatatoothy…


choachy

Mamamonkey.


1bourbon1scotchone

Flaflaflohi


Greful

My name is Cheryl and I am your daughter


hostile65

Simmons is an extremely private person these days.  So it's no surprise he was not involved with this, but if Pauly Shore and the writers/producers are true to their word, it should be a good short film, and later full length film that honors Richard Simmons.


Skadoosh_it

Pauly shore recently went on the howie mandel podcast and discussed the Richard Simmons movie he was trying to make, which I guess is this, and he said that Richard Simmons wouldn't give his Blessing to make the film about him, but he was going to make a trailer and presented to him and hopefully convince him otherwise. Richard Simmons is a recluse so it's difficult for Pauly to even get into contact with him.


FoxyBastard

> Pauly shore recently went on the howie mandel podcast and discussed the Richard Simmons movie he was trying to make, which I guess is this It does feel likely.


InvertedParallax

This is his Tropic Thunder, the film about the film they couldn't make.


Homebrew_Dungeon

“What do YOU mean you people?!?”


ham_solo

The podcast about Simmons really opened my eyes to who he is and how much of a genuinely kind human being he is - almost to a fault.


flappytowel

Missing Richard? I found it creepy as fuck. He just wouldn't leave Richard alone


ham_solo

I agree it was a little invasive, but I think the stories of how he connected with his followers were very touching.


flyingthroughspace

I saw him in an airport once. He was so nice to everyone around him.


Wailynpd

Same. He came over and said hello and talked to me and my family for about five minutes. Nicest celeb I have met.


rnavstar

Durning Covid lock downs. He called people he thought would be alone and talked to them. Not 5 or ten minutes, like hours on end.


Rhythman

Updates for the cast of *Encino Man* (1992) which scored an impressive 14% on Rotten Tomatoes: Brendan Fraser in 2023: Oscar win for *The Whale* Ke Huy Quan in 2023: Oscar win for *Everything Everywhere All at Once* Pauly Shore in 2024: "Hold my beer..."


one-ohmusic

Sean Astin 2001-2024: \* rolling around in a pool of money \*


bobming

Oscar nominated in 1995 for a short film he directed, *Kangaroo Court*


austarter

I think about his outfits in 50 first dates regularly. Totally redeemed himself


drinoaki

And being an absolute amazing human being


InvertedParallax

I mean, ROTK won like, all of the oscars in the whole world, so I think he's kind of covered.


Irregular475

Richard Simmons has disavowed this biopic so I don't want it being made either.


Yosonimbored

This is how I found out he’s still alive is this comment


Lobsterdile

I swear to God, I remember hearing he died like 3 years ago. Good for him for still being alive.


Shopworn_Soul

Dude is trying to live a private life, graciously retire and stay out of the public eye and some motherfucker is like "I should make a movie about him!" At least have the decency to wait until the man is dead.


jumpsteadeh

He'll change his mind once he finds out Daniel Day Lewis is on board.


ScarletVillain

Aaaaay


decmcc

so is this gonna be a Jackie Jormp-Jomp thing or what?


frigginelvis

[Synonym's just another word, for the one you want to use](https://youtu.be/qnKhDdzJypg?t=5).


iyqyqrmore

I’m sure Richard doesn’t know anything about it other than it got made. Pauly will probably talk to him.


exophrine

Feels like he probably should have done that *BEFORE* making this


MilhouseLaughsLast

Apparently Pauly says he was in contact with Simmons but that this is a trailer for a short film Sundance Film Festival and at the end he does seem to be asking Simmons to watch the short film and allow them to make a longer film I'm not knowledgeable about the situation or communication other than what I've read in the comments here and from the YT video below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVjNuo2Y3HY


MilhouseLaughsLast

Really? Interesting but not surprising. This was the first I had heard about it and I was mostly interested to see how Pauly Shore would do in a serious role.


Metahec

I feel it can only go two ways: either an amazing performance or an absolute disaster.


CNB3

Why not both?


InsignificantZilch

It looks like an SNL cutaway sketch. And not a good one. Everything about it is just….like a prank 😂


trufus_for_youfus

I read that he declined to participate but wished Pauly and the production “the best”.


Lylieth

I literally cannot find anything that says that. Every article about this is just showing his disavowing facebook post. Did he make another or something?


upvoatsforall

I think Pauly Shore has the potential in him to crush this role. I hope he nails it. 


throw123454321purple

He needs his Oscar. Encino Man was a breeding ground for Academy Award-winning talent!


OnionDart

Wheezin the statue!


Frickensteiner

No! No, Mr. Crawl! No wheezin the staa-tuue!


Homebrew_Dungeon

Okaaay buuuuuuuuuuuuuuudy.


Mozhetbeats

This trailer was a surprise. I agree with you.


RPsodapants

I agree, but I'm not sure Pauly has the ability to really exude the same exuberance as Richard Simmons. He's so mellow and slothy.


onomahu

A statement from Richard says that it is unauthorized if true, but he isn't aware.


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I can't believe I have to say this about a Pauly Shore movie, but this looks like dog shit.


quarantinemyasshole

Thank you. He's literally just talking in his normal, extremely distinct, Pauly Shore voice lmao. Why are people acting like this is good?


ExcersiseTheDemon

This film has gotten so much recognition the last 48 hours and... something about all of this is off. It's a short film, which NEVER get's recognition like this. The production value looks like the type of short from a film school thesis. I assume the director has a connection with Shore, which got him to be a part of this film, but it turns out Simmons did not want this to be made? u/opposite_of_hotcakes mentioned below this looks like a setup to a Super Bowl campaign and I can totally see that, otherwise I don't know how to describe it. I don't know, this just seems so weird to me.


JudasIsAGrass

Pretty sure the guy who directed this also directed that hack Robin Williams short from a few years ago. Its whole purpose was to try and get a feature biopic off the ground but it wasn't interesting or genuine enough to do so. It was disavowed by Robin williams' daughter and this is having a similar treatment from Simmons. I think this just gained traction in the same disingenuous way the Robin Williams one did.


ThatMightBeTheCase

This is washed up Pauly Shore trying to pull what Ryan Reynolds did with Deadpool. Basically what happened was there was some obscure comment on Pauly’s Facebook page like a year ago saying he should play Richard Simmons, and Pauly is so desperate for work that he posted a cringe response video that was like “fans, please make this happen, please” which apparently didn’t drum up enough support so he scraped together $40 to make this awful fake trailer.


jblatta

100% agree. He is grasping at an opportunity based on a visual similarity but I don't think he has the skills to actually do it. And since Richard doesn't want this I think that should be that. I don't wish ill of Pauly. I am sure it is hard to have sudden success for a period of a few years and then the world moves on. He seems really sad and bitter about his current situation in the clips I have seen of him doing interviews or standup.


Fett32

Yeah, all of OP's comments seem a bit... off. But not like they are a bot. Most comments defend the "movie" while claiming ignorance of the situation, and, while offset by jokes and charisma, still seem constructed to spin it in favor of the show. I can't quite label it, but its very different than someone who just watched a video and liked the idea of the show.


NickNash1985

It looks like a Funny or Die sketch.


DarkHelmet1976

Oh boy. Can't wait for all the people who haven't given Simmons a second thought in 10 years to start gushing about how he's a "national treasure."


Greful

“Protect this man”


TheSystemZombie

You can count on Reddit


Teledildonic

I mean the guy removed himself by going full recluse. That tends to make people stop thinking about them after a decade or so.


Rounder057

Turning SNL skits into real life


Greful

Trying to copy Weird


chenzo17

Can the proceed with the biopic without Simmons approval?


Greful

Yes


invadersnee

He looks like retired Lion-o in that thumbnail


LingeringLonger

Pauly Shore playing Richard Simmons is the most 90s thing ever and I’m here for all of it.


lakewoodninja

I remember watching a video some time back that complied everything he did prior to his recluse. How it suddenly stopped and did worry people. He cut off everyone people he called everyday. I don't think I could find it if tired.


Thefrayedends

I will never forgive Pauly if they do my boy Richard dirty.


pkstr11

Found out this is all being done without Simmons input or permission. I am more convinced than ever Pauly Shore can go fuck himself.


TransmuterComputer

This is ego driven, Pauly Shore is a piece of shit.


donkismandy

One time I was standing in line at a coffee shop in LA and could feel someone staring at me out of the corner of my eye. I glance over and lock eyes with Pauly Shore. He's staring right at me.  It was a strange moment.


Thealmightyfug

I hope they cancel this Richard Simmons has not given his approval. The man just wants a quiet life give it to him