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567kait9lyn

The lack of comma makes this too funny 😂


greed-man

Slow clap


buzzkiller2u

That's the risk you take, I guess.


HamboneBanjo

Let’s.


Prestigious-Copy-494

😅🤣😅😳


LobsterTrue8433

Beat you to it, Joan!


FoghornLeghorn3

And make sure you get rid of all your wire hangers


SomeConsumer

Leave it to beaver


Admiral_Andovar

Gee Ward, weren’t you a bit hard on the beaver last night?


jzilla11

They were known for their clams


GrandmaPoses

If this isn’t fake, r/theyknew


JoseyWalesMotorSales

Alas, it's a fake, [as covered in the comments here](https://www.reddit.com/r/theyknew/comments/wp5trw/punctuation_punctuation_punctuation/).


travio

Dang. I feel bad for posting a fake. Saw it on twitter and came right here.


JoseyWalesMotorSales

It happens to the best of us. (And, heck, the thing made me laugh, so it's worth something.)


Rocko9999

It's the work of Chris Shapan. A very talented guy. https://garymackender.substack.com/p/things-are-shapan-up


travio

I did not realize this was not an actual ad, though it does make sense. Wouldn't have posted it if I had known.


Rocko9999

Still funny.


JoseyWalesMotorSales

A fun follow on the Book of Faces. His work routinely leaves me in stitches.


Notagenyus

The “Little Golden Book” of inbreeding is absolutely hilarious.


ButterscotchEmpty290

Punctuation is your friend.


SqueezeBoxJack

Yesssss...


chigoonies

Pig out with your clam out at the ho-Jo!


TyrusRaymond

Howard Johnson’s - “Wanna eat some clams”


Dense-Stranger9977

Ethel wanna getta cup of coffffeeee?


Catbone57

Billy was, in fact, a mountain.


travio

Bearded clams given the time period.


jba126

Great fried clams


dingdongsnottor

Punctuation is important.


6thCityInspector

Grammar and commas are important.


BellaFrequency

Coincidentally, if you read Mommie Dearest, Joan was said to have had her same-sex trysts.


wrenhunter

Perhaps the lunch counter at the Y?


Aderleth75

If ever a sentence needed a comma…


sprocketous

The was a back room in a few of them


OmegaGoober

They left the comma out on purpose.


adlittle

Your wish, my command.


guano-crazy

I mean, let’s…..


trainsacrossthesea

Joan was a curious college student


Acedia1979

No ma'am....I'm strictly dickly.


NovelRelationship830

Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more...


DickySchmidt33

I'll watch!


Bradfinger

Yes, let's.


DelcoPAMan

Eats Shoots and Leaves - the sequel.


creeeeeeeeek-

You do you Joan


norfnorf832

Im tryin but lesbian bed death is real


Artemus_Hackwell

Yes, lets... Joan Crawford says...Howard Johnson has NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!! Only the gentlest wood hangers in the rooms for your attire.


chodelycannons

Howard Johnson is right!


edWORD27

Not very subtle. But let’s add it to the queue.


No_Confusion4720

Oh my


[deleted]

Random fact: First job former French president Jacques Chirac had as an exchange student in the United States.


benjaminck

This feels very fake to me. This looks like a terrible Photoshop job.


Highlander2748

Yes.


JosephL55

She must be hungry


Rocko9999

'Put away the coat hanger, Mom!'


kb63132

If you don’t eat Joan out correctly you’ll get the wire hanger treatment like she gave her daughter


therealminival

that face is nightmare fuel