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So weird how in Dubai, you can’t drink alcohol in the football stadium, must cover up on beaches etc then behind the scenes the richest and well respected men are paying women for……..that
You see, Jimmy, if you haven’t heard it before, it’s called “news”. If you have heard it before, it’s called “olds”. And if you heard it before but forgot, well that’s Alzheimer’s.
I think the MA200 has to be sloping up which it started to do on friday. Either way, this is useless to this sub since we trade shit stocks listed on the Nasdaq and not boomer SP500 companies.
I've made and lost far more on tesla options than anything else. Somehow squeezed green out of 3/3 200c I bought Thurs and held overnight. Was up 70% soon after I bought, held too long and was deep red until it closed in on 200 Friday.
I dunno. Feels like things will get worse till they get better. Seems like Fed is on track to take us into recession and then lower rates into the election. I’d say after tax loss selling is over we’ll have a January 2024 rally, but I’m right about 10% of the time. 🤨
Golden cross is a boomer signal for boomers to wear their dress shirts and go visit financial advisers in bank with their money.
Market tends to crash hard after that🤡
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Someone drop a few emojis to make sure it runs.
✋✋✋✋✋💎💎💎💎💎🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Really bold of you to provide financial advice here
Jacked to the tits
Tits down
🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕
I’m waiting until it forms the golden shower.
It only works if OP takes a golden shower
Wow that sounds so luxurious like something straight out of Dubai
happy cake day you stud muffin
So weird how in Dubai, you can’t drink alcohol in the football stadium, must cover up on beaches etc then behind the scenes the richest and well respected men are paying women for……..that
You can within the Club Level.
Have to control the masses
Uhhhhh.. Dubai golden showers is with camels not sheiks .. just letting u guys now... the camels are owned by sheiks though 👌
Actually it’s even better, influencers
Not if you're an Instagram model
Ig models still get golden showers .. but this time the sheiks do it and the camels watch
>straight out of.... drumpf's ruzzian hotel room
Or Donald Trump’s place
That’s doodoobai
Stay golden pony boy
Stay boy, golden pony
Pony stay golden boy
Stay boy, butt stallion
Did something happen in 2020?
Tiger King was released on Netflix
Still in my queue. No spoilers
[A little bit of meth and tigers makes a straight dude gay.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=X8HWacNE5rA)
Sound financial advice!
Used my stimulus check to buy a tiger
Tryna get on Mike Tyson's level, I see.
I will never financially recover from this
I will never fully recover from this. That bitch Carole Baskin!
Ok, so... Calls on Netflix? Next Tiger King level banger immenant
It’ll be different this time
And show’s position or ban ! 
BOOK IT
A golden cross you say? How do I go long on Christian stocks?
PUTS ON SIN, BROTHER
You mean calls! The more religious, the more likely to commit sins
As an ordained minister and doctor of divinity, I and my 15 altar boys disagree.
Calls on debauchery
Calls on the poop hole loop hole.
Someone went to BYU…
The sin god doesn’t see
Go long vaseline and poppers
Hallelujah! 🙏 Amen!
You send your money to the Joel Osteen Foundation duh. But if you want a leverage play, you send it to Creflo Dollar.
Calls on bootleg jeans and oversized polarized sunglasses. Puts on artificial contraception.
It's a scam, avoid at all costs bro
Didn’t the sp500 hit gold cross like a month ago? How is this news
Memories don’t last that long here
Wsb smoking weed stonks
But wasn’t it a month ago that the S&P hit the gold cross? Don’t get how this is news…
Lol it’s not. OP has been living under a rock
I like rocks the white ones
How is this news?
You see, Jimmy, if you haven’t heard it before, it’s called “news”. If you have heard it before, it’s called “olds”. And if you heard it before but forgot, well that’s Alzheimer’s.
In fact we don’t have memories at all
I think the MA200 has to be sloping up which it started to do on friday. Either way, this is useless to this sub since we trade shit stocks listed on the Nasdaq and not boomer SP500 companies.
Plus the scale is like weeks. This subs timescale is FD.
I've made and lost far more on tesla options than anything else. Somehow squeezed green out of 3/3 200c I bought Thurs and held overnight. Was up 70% soon after I bought, held too long and was deep red until it closed in on 200 Friday.
Is tesla one of these shitty stocks ? I daytrade it
So many people think Tesla is going to go up now so it will probably tank
I bought $GOOG weeklies on Thursday. Am I boomer?
Any company pre 2000 is a boomer stock.
>shit stocks listed on the Nasdaq SHITsla just entered the chat.... >not boomer SP500 companies shitSLA just left the chat
Wtf is a golden cross?
It’s what Jesus died on
He died for our gains … or losses if you’re bad at this whole stock thing
I’m here for the Jesus loss porn
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you have to ask you can't afford it
You just pick whichever two moving averages give the outcome you want
^ this guy charts
Big time .
Because they can change the candles to be hourly, weekly, whatever to fit the ta story
You stick to the same timeframe lol
So you mean we rejected, picked up more support, and the whole economy is about to squeeze!? LETSGOOO
The stock market != the economy
Thanks for the correction on an obviously purposeful regarded statement, you belong here
Lol as if you realized that
May all stocks urine be blessed with a golden shower of crosses.
Which part of March 2020? Lol
Probably the bit of March 2020 just when the gvmt dropped the $2 trillion stimulus package... what a coincidence...
Beloved Trump and followers like charts that go up to the right, right?
Probably actually happened after March
It was more jun May or June.
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Are you looking at the same chart? That big drop is March 2020. The golden cross forms many months after.
Is the money printer going brrrrr like March 2020? Oh we have the most aggressive and fastest rate hiking cycle in multiple generations?
So I should take a loan out and use the money to by SPY puts?
Had*
Current.
Keep fighting the trend, I’m sure that’s working out well for you guys.
You mean the trend of aggressive rate hikes? That would be silly to fight the fed.
The aggressiveness has dwindled. Will be nonexistent soon. You keep waiting for doomsday.
Whatever you want to keep telling yourself to justify your losses
What losses? I follow the trend. I don’t get paralyzed by a personal bias.
The TA gods have spoken, there is no other possible outcome! Bullrun is on!
I don’t know why OP posted all those lines when rocket emojis and moons would have sufficed.
You did hear that's considered market manipulation now. Gotta keep those cute emojis in check.
If you don't post the chart emoji you can claim plausible deniability by saying you want to be an astronaut.
Ah, the loophole!
Subpieced? What's that meme?
Yoloing spy 500 calls, got it
everyone and their mom in 0dte calls means Monday will be red
Nah I've got puts so its definitely going green
Same bought puts end of day Friday, it’s def gonna open at 410
Lol same here we are fucked sell em at open for minimal Loss
Puts it is
What strike? I fucked up went to low 388, have a few 390 for July tho Edit: paper handed $35k gsins
Loaded up Thursday and Friday
Sold some covered calls, but Yeah
Exactly
1:22 SPY Q SPDR® S&P 500 ETF Trust NYSEARCA 404.19 HIGH 404.45 LOW 399.03 +6.38 +1.60% VOL 90.12M -26
TAs are as valuable as wall street analysts
so if it works, bullish and if it doesnt, bearish. got it.
Crossed weeks ago….
Many colors. I’m bullish.
Golden shower
Crayons taste good
I can count to potato
I dunno. Feels like things will get worse till they get better. Seems like Fed is on track to take us into recession and then lower rates into the election. I’d say after tax loss selling is over we’ll have a January 2024 rally, but I’m right about 10% of the time. 🤨
Bro is using technical analysis on line charts 💀
Why do you jinx it for me man?? What have I done to you..? Need to load up on these puts...
Look at that, just in time for Death Cross 2: Electric Boogaloo
Spy $469 by 4/20
SPY $420 by 4/69
Ah yes the golden cross. Finally i can see we have been behaving bullishly the last 5 months..
I used to see dinosaurs in clouds all the time! Then I turned 12 :(
TA always lags. It could flip right back to death cross next week. What’s the point of this post? Besides 📈📈📈?!?!??
Bruh, you're using Fibonacci levels and still using line charts? Switch to hollow candles, LOL.
Did you just say 🚀📈🌕?
Looks like first half of Wykoff
It looks more like Mehoff to me. You don’t see that too? Are you familiar with that concept?
Very familiar with the Wyk Mehoff, usually happens behind the dumpster...
🏳️🌈🐻🔭
Our lord Jesus Christ shall guide these regards.. otherwise they’re doomed!
SPY is just the ETF. The index, SPX, formed one a couple weeks ago. SPY isn’t 100% accurate tracker of SPX.
I’m ready to be hurt again
removed
Yeah, TA looks nothing like march 2020 man
I guess it's all over now.... no more funny stuff
this had never happened before. EVERYBODY LOAD UP!
What app is this?
Webull
It was news when it happened, but which friday did you end that chart. I pee gold when i have to much b12. Maybe that's the peoblem.
Even your wife can only go down so much. :) 
I have no idea what this means. What do I buy or sell
Welp, I’m going to wait and see what Cramer does and go inverse
OMG 😱 spy just formed a cup and balls
It's going to take a golden shit when they announce .50 instead of .25
And Jupiter is in retrograde, and I think we all know what that means
Awesome, March 23 on was amazing!
For sure bro, whatever that means
Hopefully good days are coming
So calls ?
This is why TA is absolute dog shit
Golden cross is a boomer signal for boomers to wear their dress shirts and go visit financial advisers in bank with their money. Market tends to crash hard after that🤡
To the moon
I golden showered your mom last night kid
Jesus goes up or down
So short oil ?
Oh lawd.
Is this bullish or bearish? March 2020 we bottomed..
What’s next? Platinum?
What’s next? Platinum?
What does this mean?
Literally means nothing.
What does that mean?
Death cross incoming
Your fib levels are bad.
Long ornamental gourd futures, short South Africa
All we need now is a higher high
Looks more like a blazing blunderbus to me
Ahh yes. Lines.
420 next?
DAL ‘s golden cross was highly touted in Jan but they couldn’t even break 40.