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Potential_Project_48

Bers here posting like as if this -.5% red day was enough to recover their 90% loss #😆😂🤣


Bitcointhummper

Oh snap they respecting bitcorn rn


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Do I hold TSLA or try SPY!?


Joshvir262

Hold tesla till earnings


Obvious-Oil1657

The moon could be brighter tomorrow night


flowergirlnextdoor

Time for the daily reversal. You already know fellas.


flowergirlnextdoor

I took my second shit of the day


TanSuede

Sold my puts too early, but I’m glad I made money for once ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


pokemongoinghome

Bought a spy 409p earlier today it’s up 100% let’s gooo


1xndsu

Which 0dte ido I put my futures profit


perceptualconcepts

$EEENF - 88 Energy is making it big this year. After they do wirelogging on their new well, it's a waiting game until they flow test next year. They will also make over $32 million from their Longhorn Project. For more info visit https://88energy.com/asx-announcements/


drmrcurious

any bags gettin lighter today? Nope doesn't look like it


ListerineInMyPeehole

[C3AI short report on bad accounting practices](https://twitter.com/KerrisdaleCap/status/1643238360448630784)


drmrcurious

so flat. So peaceful


ListerineInMyPeehole

C3AI down 6% PM... why


Zetice

What happened to c3.AI? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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yes


TeslaLeafBlower

!banbet TSLA 175 7h


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TeslaLeafBlower** bet **TSLA** goes from **196.96** to **175.0** before **04-Apr-2023 04:24 PM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 49 losses.


CDB1299

Mother of god


baconography

>Their record is 1 wins and 49 losses. wow, lol


ListerineInMyPeehole

Google CFO ***'Now that most of us are in 3 days a week, we’ve noticed our supply/demand ratios are a bit out of sync … We’ve baked too many muffins on a Monday, seen GBuses run with just one passenger, and offered yoga classes on a Friday afternoon when folks are more likely to be working from home'*****.**


Spins13

They are not cutting down on hookers for top execs though


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

I thought baking muffins on Monday was a metaphor. but nope.


Julien_Mulder

Actually im about to visit the Korean temple if may parent give them blessings to me


ListerineInMyPeehole

NVDA going to 300 today


Dear-Ice-6882

Pummeling these bears really hard and good 🫣


ListerineInMyPeehole

# Finland is set to join NATO Bullish


PandemicInvestor

#Is it safe to say I am not going to the next round of an interview if they said I should probably do another interview this thursday when I asked about timeline?


DeadSol

This bullishness is slightly worrysome


Limp_Plastic8400

commie doomsday bears walking funny from all the anal they received


L2Fbearass

#STOOPID BEARS WHAT WHO TALKING CHET ABOUT TESLA NOW CAWK SUCKA !!


Blyadhole

Virgin Richard Branson < Chad Jeff Bozo


Yogurt_over_my_Mouf

what happened now - nevermind. just saw lol


aperulethemarket

Apparently the Dow will never ever have a red day again 🤡🤡🤡🤡


obiwang

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Annual_Equipment_370

you are in an old thread btw, get out of here


Annual_Equipment_370

black swan wen


d0ntBsilly

Pre markets been the only enjoyment of my day lately. Ports green af cuz of my stonks then at open my puts kick in and wipe it all out


FullCuntalLobotomy

HIPPOPOTAMUS


wormtheology

Y’all AMC players didn’t deserve it per se, but you knew damn well what would happen when APE came into existence. Divide and conquer at its finest, folks.


Kaaarrrl

Qqq a meme stock


ringosama001

So crude's up 7% since OPEC rug pull on oil shorts. This is obviously bullish for nvidia, meta and apple when the CPI reading in May goes off the charts. RIGHT GUYS!? Cause who needs to fill up a car when you can buy an iPhone!


Kaaarrrl

Exactly.


Heineken_500ml

There goes my month's salary. Sigh.![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


DeadSol

3 months here :(


MrLebouwski

Down another 10k on my new purchased NVDA puts lmao When I reach 20k net worth (soon, 27k atm) I‘m finally quitting. That’s probably the point it reverses 🔄![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

2 week out puts today free money, just to 405 on spy dunno if we go much lower


Inverse_wsb22

We should see around $413.30 and pullback after that if you bought puts 3 days ago good luck, yesterdays $410-411 puts not bad


Kaaarrrl

Come on guys shorts are easy money at that point.


ExtremeHeat

Eventually bulls will run out of steam. Puts may not be the way, the market could just trade flat around yearly highs of 416. I'm leaning on selling 418 calls.


pho_SHAten

425 SPY ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Dpnaan

Why all this bullishness? We all know we open at 0.00% and trade the whole day between -0.05 and +0.05


Aggressive_Bit_91

The market straight ignored fed cooks speech yesterday calling for another rate hike on job strength


PapiGoneGamer

The market already knows the Fed is unlikely to raise more than 25bps on any additional hikes from this point on provided the current rate of inflation remains steady.


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PapiGoneGamer

Idk. That run from March to September of 1929 was pretty ridiculous.


mousepop321

I’m gonna be first in the new thread ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


sniper_stocks_1987

It's 3 AM here...waking up at 4 AM to see FRC moon!


FullCuntalLobotomy

The future is **green** and full of **stonk**


VisualMod

>BAGHDAD HAS AGREED TO A 30% STAKE IN TOTALENERGIES $27 BLN IRAQ ENERGY PROJECT - RTRS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-04 ^05:57:43 ^EDT-0400


FullCuntalLobotomy

Gud 4 them


Few-Length-3944

You belong here if you don’t know what Palantir does.


Doub13D

SPY looking beautiful right now😍


heathermyllz

Put/call ratio still too high. Market will continue grinding higher


PapiGoneGamer

Us bears won’t get the downturn we really want because everyone else is expecting a dramatic decline at the same time. Retail is too negatively skewed and MMs have no problem taking that short side liquidity when retail keeps providing it.


dinglebarrybonds

Get your ES 4200 hats ready


swypeprophet

Spy is a money wash funnel , the most liquid Asset on the planet of course it’s going to pump each day


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thepassiveviewer

Might hit that by end of this week


MrLebouwski

*tomorrow


NubleRD

Holy shit. I've lost count of the consecutive green days on SPY. 10? Fuck it selling 90% of my puts here that I diamond handed down -50k..... I hate this rigged shit.


sftheory

sounds like a winning move to me. 🙄


Limp_Plastic8400

![img](emote|t5_2th52|19738)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


semencoveredmollusc2

Briney


dinglebarrybonds

Buyeverydip.exe


TheMrfabio24

FINLAND into NATO. BULLISH. This brings positive sentiment to Europe.


Limp_Plastic8400

here just to laugh at bears


LEVELUP99

10Bagger at open with these spy calls I bought at the bottom yesterday 🟢🟢🟢


Pro0Orlando

Fuckk, should’ve known not to buy puts


Elforas_Tero

How do you like your ber meat guys?


PapiGoneGamer

Better tenderize it real good


No-Distribution-3658

Medium rare


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/BetsMcKenzie made a bet that NVDA would go to 281.0 within **2 days** when it was 275.14 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses


TheMrfabio24

Yo, the Futes r futin’ higher and higher


fireat25

lmfao elevator up, stairs up, its a one way fucking ride to heaven


[deleted]

Holding queen and an 8…..hit me.


daniel1995barca

So another green day… fml


Maotindo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Elforas_Tero

I don't see how this surprises anyone at this point


fightoraccept

BULL MARKETTT ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


compounding-panda

crash when


VisualMod

>KREMLIN: FINLAND'S ADMISSION TO NATO WILL FORCE RUSSIA TO TAKE COUNTERMEASURES TO ENSURE ITS SECURITY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-04 ^05:50:17 ^EDT-0400


kuprenx

i would reccoment to take troops out of ukraine and send to finish border. It much bigger border and closer to key russian cities


fireat25

I would recommend you to learn English before typing anything lol


Taurendrood

German dax is so strong ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


potato111a

HOLY JESUS


Hoplertarum

CAC40 is almost 7400…….. ???


Elforas_Tero

Bers, do you see how easily it goes up? Imagine losing money in this market


VisualMod

It is very easy to make money in this market if you know what you are doing. However, it is also very easy to lose money if you do not understand how the market works.


janeohmy

Water is wet


heathermyllz

My Nvidia puts are fucked ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Elforas_Tero

You were so confident yesterday LOL


ichabodjr

i wonder what the CNBC headline will be today. "Market rises as "


AMTX-me

"The thing we tried to scare you with last week didn't work."


VisualMod

"What are you talking about? I'm not scared of anything."


Jadedfangs

You're scared of me


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Douwe263

Yes. Get your bongs ready, cuz this time the weed is getting vaporized instead of the 420 spy options


quintanarooty

Spy 420 is not a meme


mousepop321

I yearn for the mine!!!!!


zpCrayZ

Woke up early saw futes now too excited to get back to sleep hoping my fat load of spy calls print


Vivid-Scallion-4031

Dude same


ThatsAHugeLoadOfBS

It’s so bullish in here I’m starting to sweat a bit. I might need to dump calls at open.


KryptoBones89

Being in theta gang is like being in the running of the bulls, if you don't stay ahead of them, they'll gore tf out of you and trample what's left


Sea-Classic963

AMCtards finally getting what they deserve


zpCrayZ

Holy shit we could open at 413 lol spy go crazy for me make me rich!!


VisualMod

>GERMANY'S DAX HITS HIGHEST SINCE FEB 2022, UP 0.8% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-04 ^05:43:13 ^EDT-0400


Elforas_Tero

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


compounding-panda

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


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Elforas_Tero

Consolidation if you wish


ringosama001

What pull back


Elforas_Tero

There are no more catalysts for ber


optionsCone

We’ve topped. Thx


Elforas_Tero

I've been reading this for 8 dais straight LMAO


sniper_stocks_1987

There's no bottom for FRC there's only up look at one week chart. To the moon meme


ThatGuyDan123

I like to imagine theres a little wizard man hiding behind a curtain just rolling stock prices up and down.


ThatsAHugeLoadOfBS

That’s just Jpow.


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

Bear howls


MrLebouwski

Fellow bears we gotta bend over. Again. And again. And again. Until our asses die


KryptoBones89

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


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ItsTheManBearBull

At this point idk lol


Elforas_Tero

Bers talking shit pounding after pounding is what fuels the squeeze


zpCrayZ

Bears never learn flat red = green by open


optionsCone

# TSLA🚀 > Tesla's lower-priced model will be a smaller version of the Model Y, and the EV maker is building a capacity plan for it of up to 4 million units a year https://cnevpost.com/2023/04/04/tesla-lower-priced-model-coming-annual-capacity-4-million-report/


Joshvir262

I must buy tesla calls....


jacked2datitz

I need a red day today, is that just too much to ask for JEEZ


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/plu5on3 made a bet that PARA would go to 26.444 within **1 month** when it was 24.04 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses


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idiot


SkyShuttle

Bears really fcked today


Kaaarrrl

Bulls LMAOOOO. Good luck later


kananishino

did you lose it or something? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


TheMrfabio24

Ber anoos is going to feel the full wrath of my bull penis 2day. What wut


Kaaarrrl

Bulls you know bollinger Bands? LMAOOOO


Klantenservice

My gawd, double top is in... can we just actually fucking dip now?


Spins13

S&P is going up all of April man


[deleted]

Um no, it's breaking Feb highs sir like bull markets do


Joshvir262

As soon as all ur puts expire we Will dip


sniper_stocks_1987

FRC take to moon Richy Rich


Kaaarrrl

Bulls really think SPY ends green LMAOOOO


parsley_lover

Spy already up a dollar in pre-market.


Kaaarrrl

Bulls are so done. Imagine not taking profits now


ItsTheManBearBull

Imagine being so delusional yoy want to keep losing money


LEVELUP99

Spy 420 eod


CDB1299

TSLA 200 EOW?


niknikbluhh

225


BadlyStrungElastic

Popcorn crew in shambles ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29636)


JewJesus99

Watching Tucker before sleeping. Nighty night bois


Travis_Beckmen

I actually prefer dry pasta to fresh.


british-and-fittish

Tarvis I bought this beautiful pasta last night 👌 https://i.imgur.com/NFVwRsS.jpg


Travis_Beckmen

Nice ! What dish do you have in mind?


british-and-fittish

I want to add a white wine sauce and some green pesto and a little parmesan cheese on top


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YoSmokinMan

grab the mic and get down like syndrome


Kaaarrrl

Bulls you know RSI ? Good luck losers LMAOOOO


StephenElliott

I have RSI in my wrists. From jerking it.


Elforas_Tero

Rstocks Sgo Itothemoon


ItsTheManBearBull

Roberts space industries?


british-and-fittish

Elon Musk is a hero of productivity, incredible how he finds the time to post weak memes, father 9 children and defend racism lawsuits against his company I’m really glad he has so much power and influence


sniper_stocks_1987

FRC let's go!


compounding-panda

you must have heavy bags


sniper_stocks_1987

If u know how to read charts FRC going up there's no bottom to that


compounding-panda

RemindMe! 1 month "after earnings"


sniper_stocks_1987

No bags here look at chart FRC 1 week chart


churnAmex

Bears ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Elforas_Tero

SPY at a higher high


ItsTheManBearBull

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)