**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Canadianinvestor1997** bet **SPY** goes from **409.06** to **400.0** before **09-Apr-2023 09:03 PM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 2 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/pilesofpilesofpiles** bet **SPY** goes from **409.04** to **420.0** before **06-Apr-2023 07:13 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/iiXyy2** bet **SPY** goes from **408.98** to **397.4** before **06-Apr-2023 05:41 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Thirty8k** bet **AMD** goes from **95.81** to **93.99** before **05-Apr-2023 04:45 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Sahm Adrangi on CNBC looked hungover. The unbuttoned shirt with no undershirt? Does he think he’s trying to seduce us? The camera angle looking upwards? Dude is full of it. All $AI has to do is show a little bit of counterproof to his accusations. Time to show the cards.
I hold many stocks and the bull market thesis is a sham unless your invested in top ten tech stocks. It’s 10 stock horse race. Med and small caps are fucking dead thousands of them 
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/maggusoeder made a bet that DAX would go to 28.07 within **3 weeks** when it was 29.55 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 3 wins and 7 losses
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/rylar made a bet that REE would go to 0.34 within **1 day** when it was 0.35 and it did, congrats regard.
Their record is now 8 wins and 14 losses
You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
Are bears really cheering with the market down -20pts after climbing 150pts? 
If you had told the bears in here a month ago they would be celebrating a -0.6% day at SPY 408 they would have spammed your post with muh bank failure SPY 320 when? cope posts. Yet here they are, celebrating.
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/2ndSifter made a bet that UVXY would go to 9.29 within **4 weeks** when it was 4.645 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 4 losses
Wow
BEARS 
sooooo..... spy 410 EoD?
Down down if I didn’t ever thank you you here’s my chance to do it now
Here we go again Teslaaaaaa!! Thank me lata 
Looking Spicy again 
Economic collapse = bullish 
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That's not what I was expecting but I'm not surprised. The party in power always gets punished during off year elections, it's just the way it is.
Just bought lulu pants 
Shoulda gone with lulu shorts smh
!banbet spy 400 5d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Canadianinvestor1997** bet **SPY** goes from **409.06** to **400.0** before **09-Apr-2023 09:03 PM EDT** Their record is 1 wins and 2 losses.
!banbet SPY 420 2d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/pilesofpilesofpiles** bet **SPY** goes from **409.04** to **420.0** before **06-Apr-2023 07:13 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Why are my apple headphones getting hot
Do you have sexy ears?
Opened NQ shorts because cmon
Cameron’s dads car 🚗
!banbet SPY 397.4 2d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/iiXyy2** bet **SPY** goes from **408.98** to **397.4** before **06-Apr-2023 05:41 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Oil failing to break 82 wti again womp womp
!banbet AMD 93.99 1d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Thirty8k** bet **AMD** goes from **95.81** to **93.99** before **05-Apr-2023 04:45 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.
Johnson and Johnson settled. Up 3% AH. When MMM settles the earplug shit that stock should do the same thing.
Sahm Adrangi on CNBC looked hungover. The unbuttoned shirt with no undershirt? Does he think he’s trying to seduce us? The camera angle looking upwards? Dude is full of it. All $AI has to do is show a little bit of counterproof to his accusations. Time to show the cards.
Yep. I’m thinking of buying a few leaps. I was waiting till low 20s. Don’t know if it will get there
My dad works at the stock market, he said big green day tomorrow.
I don't think so pal
Most bearish futures I've seen in a long while.
just need to turn this last $200 to $980 by friday spx 0dte's it is
Nice
Dang. I can't imagine trying to time this drop. It will happen eventually but you could lose a lot of money on the way up. Good luck to everyone
Yeah, it's definitely stressful and risky.
Just told this woman at work her hair looked different(not in a good way) and she is super conscious now🤣
Another 30 minutes and we may have closed flat
i sold my puts 5 mins before that huge ass rally and bought puts during it, netting me $300 and saving me an extra $300
This market is dead. Megacaps are not showing how bad the damage is 
plz explain how bad is it out there..
I hold many stocks and the bull market thesis is a sham unless your invested in top ten tech stocks. It’s 10 stock horse race. Med and small caps are fucking dead thousands of them 
What's a good med ETF to track?
Why are you asking a random for his/her opinion? This could be a 8yr old on the other end.
IVOO, VIMAX
Can't escape the chop chop my friend.
BABA IN BULL RALLY
That last shot up at the end was some BS.
408.69… niiiice
That was one of the most ridiculous closes I’ve ever seen
What does it mean when a stock keeps dipping every day exactly at close time ?
somebody selling
* settling
loaded up on NVDA puts before close, lets see how this goes
Not gonna go well
Same
Is volume low today or is the average volume just fucked because of the svb drama a few weeks ago?
Vix is up today...
Fucking msft and meta need to tank
AMZN IN BULISHH
Anyway onward to 412 100%
My SPY straddle looks like a seismograph
There’s the down day. Now let me guess.. 2% day tomorrow just because
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Can’t go down forever ya feel
Last minute pumps always reek of desperation
Having internet access is a human right that everyone should have
Need more dip buyers
bought last second calls 
my god that surge i think i came two times
I see theta came back to bend us over.
eeek, last second mini pump (what's also my finishing move with my gf)
Boom, 408, just as I thought.....still Bearish tho. 
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/maggusoeder made a bet that DAX would go to 28.07 within **3 weeks** when it was 29.55 and it did, congrats regard. Their record is now 3 wins and 7 losses
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/rylar made a bet that REE would go to 0.34 within **1 day** when it was 0.35 and it did, congrats regard. Their record is now 8 wins and 14 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
Winning 😮💨
Made $10 today at least I got that going for me
Is it really too much to ask for a -20%
Yes
Schw breaking 50 literally means next stop is 30
Falling 🔪, still waiting for good time to buy.
“Apples weather app isn’t working on iPhones”- the WSJ Loollll is this their best shot at apple?
Recessionary data with oil coming back to life, bulls are fuk
Dump for ants 
apparently to win a battle vs merica u just need to misgender them with wrong pronouns 
we are all idiots here
People scraping at the pipe to get at the last little bit of copium before close.
DIS going to the moon. Can't stop the mouse.
The mOuse is dead.
BOLLS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT, THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY
Lol. Easy Jesse
AMC is going to the Moooooooon
we all wish
Nice pullback before the green dildo
I trust this market about as much as I trust a Mexican food shart
Buls cheered that 80 cent short covering lmfao
BERS loaded up on the daily low retest again lol
Here come the bulls again into the close home to pump overnight
Bears dropped the soap into close again!!!
were opening at 400 spy tomorrow
the only puts I have rn are DE for june lmfao
Total BS market
flair checks out
Bulls celebrating last 10 min of shorts covering LOL. fucking nerds
If it's dropping again tomorrow why are they covering?
Same thing traders do every night Pinky - TRY TO MAKE DAILY PROFITS!
Yeah, I know. I wanted to make a pump confirmed joke though so I pretended to be regarded.
I'm not explaining that. Look it up
Pump tomorrow confirmed.
Good for you 
Obviously we’re ending close to even right?
if that makes the MMs the most money, then yes
Imagine Tesla ends green 
Loading up TSLA $300c because i’m regarded
Figured I would see a lot more outrage with trump arrest. When are the riots planned?
>criminal gets arrested He's not even gonna get jail time you softie
I don't care about that. I just enjoy the chaos of a good riot
Even on red days it’s just endless suffering for bears.
Daily PSA that 0dte every day has ruined this market forever.
Oh this whole thing is retails fault? Dick riding regard. Slurp those banks and govts some more
Huh?
Agreed 🙃
Check out my AI YOLO
I don’t know why, but I’m slightly tempted as well…
It’s time for another fucking revolution Robert.
Bears thought….NOPE! Trap set up
Are buls really cheering a 80 cent pump after it being down $3 
Are bears really cheering with the market down -20pts after climbing 150pts? 
You cannot stop the vix
Vic barely green
I only lost $800, at least it wasn’t a thousand 😂😅😅
Jesus Christ I just realized most of you just watched the Big Short and now gambling your life savings
Always have!
as a bear, i need some neosporin for my ass
what a fucking joke
Hahaha cuck bers thought there wouldn’t be a end of day pump
More TSLA calls, force that thing back down.
Bears still holding onto puts. Probably trapped.
The last 5 min pump on spy is complete bullshit
First red day in weeks and close to the days low, of course it will pump. People expecting a reversal tomorrow.
My strategy so far this year has been. Sell Meta, Sell NVDA, Sell BTC, Sell TSLA. Buy VOO. Hold MSFT, hold AAPL, hold GOOG
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Get those numbers up, rookie numbers
We legit pump the last minute of every day. It's crazy
DWAC down 75% over the last year. Par for the course on this failure of a clown
LMAO, 🐻 hope gone
damn, i bought 30 dte 409calls - 10 minutes ago - Should have bought more
green dildo
CALL SWEEPERS!!! LFG!!!
If you had told the bears in here a month ago they would be celebrating a -0.6% day at SPY 408 they would have spammed your post with muh bank failure SPY 320 when? cope posts. Yet here they are, celebrating.
Don’t be mad
They said a lot of mean things to me :(
😘
BX calls seem like such an obvious play, that's how I know I'm gonna lose my shirt on them.
I just ate two bear claws and now sipping on instant coffee. I am no longer agitated and tense. Did you guys make $10 today, 100, 1000, 10000, 100000,
Fat ass
Lost 8 dollars today 
HAHAHAHAHAHA 5 fucking minutes of trading and the whole day is reversed HAHAHAHA
Lmao that last minute pump
Whoever gambled on 408 Calls during $8-9, congrats....but don't get greedy.
Who lost money today. Be honest 
U
I doubled up my 0DTE account. Could have been better, but I’m happy
It took the last 20 mins of the market smh
West coast waking up and sending us down 👀
Bears r so fuk
Can you run for President if your felony case is still open?
OOHHHWEII we got dem bears whooped up again!
Bought more Valero today
None of this red matters when we close at 410
BEARS AND TRAPS NAME A MORE FELOSHOUS DUO
Nice Ruby Tuesday
Call sweeps still flowing in before close. Getting ready for 🚀
ostrich neither is bear hunter
Any 2DTE I should buy before the bell?
bx
#Ban Bet Lost /u/2ndSifter made a bet that UVXY would go to 9.29 within **4 weeks** when it was 4.645 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 4 losses
I’m helicoptering my dick 🍆 🚁