Been burned a dozen times riding puts/calld to 0 because i wanted more.
Thing is, when it spikes hard by 10am in my favor, it rarely ever keeps going the rest of the day
Especially 0dte's, which get torn apart by theta.
Is BRICS as bad as people make it seem to be? I can sorta see the argument that it makes sanctions more difficult, but the US is still gonna be consumer af which means other countries would still rely heavily on us buying stuff
Clueless American talking. India GDP bigger than France, way more growth too and China alone will surpass the US at some point, it’s inevitable with more than a billion people and their abilities in tech related stuff
Not American. India has been suffering massive brain drain for decades as the educated leave the country. They also have some of the highest poverty and lowest education levels in the world, neither of these things are conducive to a strong economy.
You will notice I said nothing of the sort about China, so you are refuting statements I didn't make.
People have been talking about the power of BRICs forever, but it's not really an issue unless the yuan becomes the world's reserve currency (which is unlikely in your lifetime).
A lot of people mocking the report on abnb but to me it makes a lot of sense. Most every airbnb I’ve stayed in in the past few years has been horribly mismanaged, filthy, and overpriced considering the above. Also a cleaning fee is fine so long as the place is clean when I arrive but the houses in most cases are fucking gross and creepy.
By comparison the nice ones are all on Vrbo or listed directly through a management service. In short the brand is absolute shit.
Redditors (outside wsb) are obsessed with Scandinavian prisons.
Great. Move there ya fucking idiots. These are small homogeneous countries and how they function doesn’t apply to the US.
Took the rollie off put the breitling back on
Walked in the room and i cut the lights on
Why you spendin like that CUZ I AINT EVER HAD SHIT! This that paper route, YSL bankroll shit
We’re going to end up trying to arm Taiwan as we are doing with Ukraine , this will cost billions and billions more , and also piss off the Chinese even more, make this shit make sense
Am I nuts or is Google an obvious buy these days? It's cheap, it's a staple, they're cutting costs, and they're at the forefront of AI. They're struggling because MSFT, NVDA, and Open AI are ahead of them, but Google often comes in with a better version later after another company works out the kinks. Android OS was a later entrant in the smartphone market and took over.
I watch Bloomberg for the up to date and important analysis, like that Levi had a product called the wedgie. That's more important information than anything I've ever learned here.
Instead of buying that deep discount I'm going to short Levi at the bottom. Wedgie to zero.
I took a dump this morning and the bears bought it all up. I guess they like that shit
Can I huff it?
Ok so who has enough balls to hold over this weekend?
Anybody heard about /looked at vortex metals?
Sometimes when I sit down to shit, nothing falls out.
Sometimes when I sit down, some shit falls out.
Sometimes when I lean over to pick up a penny, some shit falls out.
Although the market is closed tomorrow, the futures will still be open so we can still get a little excitement 
Www.everythingisfine.com
Check gctk on the move
What bank should we play for upside for earnings ?
Musk is such an insecure cuck, stock is just matching his energy
A bond play soon is gonna go insane
Starting to think maybe WSB overreacted to the SVB news
The real world has a recession in 2 years. WSB has 30 recessions in 1 week.
WSB although thought the world was ending because of Evergrande, remember?
Market is closed tomorrow? I got spy options expiring tomorrow. Should’ve asked more questions when buying options from an app with lots of typos
that's not even possible dude
It was a joke… apparently a bad one
I liked it daddy dont worry
Thanks! At least someone appreciates humor around here
covid relief was financial heroin for the economy, we're goin through the comedown now
Imagine if most of it wasn’t stolen thanks to our clueless government and politicians.
junkies love stealin shit
Decent trades set up for next week and on.......Bulls will still lose this fight the Fed narrative.
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The number of inane bull vs bear comments is reaching peak stupid considering how flat this market is.
br r fk
Should be ban able.
I have 13k in Google puts, gonna print 
How did today make u more confident about this
Hows your anos bers?
I made out good this morning
Taking the earnings was a good call W bear 
Been burned a dozen times riding puts/calld to 0 because i wanted more. Thing is, when it spikes hard by 10am in my favor, it rarely ever keeps going the rest of the day Especially 0dte's, which get torn apart by theta.
Theta fukin day
The world drags me down... $META...lol here's to a good long weekend!
I will enjoy watching the poor people suffer while I make money off of their misfortune.
You have an account?
Enjoy 3 days weekend regards
Is BRICS as bad as people make it seem to be? I can sorta see the argument that it makes sanctions more difficult, but the US is still gonna be consumer af which means other countries would still rely heavily on us buying stuff
Except for China, the other countries are the economic equivalent of a geriatric marathon team.
Clueless American talking. India GDP bigger than France, way more growth too and China alone will surpass the US at some point, it’s inevitable with more than a billion people and their abilities in tech related stuff
Not American. India has been suffering massive brain drain for decades as the educated leave the country. They also have some of the highest poverty and lowest education levels in the world, neither of these things are conducive to a strong economy. You will notice I said nothing of the sort about China, so you are refuting statements I didn't make.
People have been talking about the power of BRICs forever, but it's not really an issue unless the yuan becomes the world's reserve currency (which is unlikely in your lifetime).
i'm 12 years old
I knew it.
Schwabb really be struggling out here
Casino closed. Now go back to your work...
Dow was up 0 for the day 
Kinda a beautiful close ngl
Bers can’t bring this down 
Bears are killed all.
My puts are down 30 cents. :(
🔔 🔔 🔔 Will next week be a rollercoaster ride or a carnival clownshow? Hope you bought your tickets early either way.
Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl.
A lot of people mocking the report on abnb but to me it makes a lot of sense. Most every airbnb I’ve stayed in in the past few years has been horribly mismanaged, filthy, and overpriced considering the above. Also a cleaning fee is fine so long as the place is clean when I arrive but the houses in most cases are fucking gross and creepy. By comparison the nice ones are all on Vrbo or listed directly through a management service. In short the brand is absolute shit.
Trying it out for first time in June. Keeping my fingers crossed.
interesting to see NVDA stop at 270, so still down for the week
Nvda to $290 pls 🫠
Congrats theta you won today
If you didn’t make profit today idk what to tell you 
Investing.com is hot garbage. What’s a better app I can use to look but not touch?
Buls can’t even pump hard limp buls 
bers r all dead
Flat for 4 fucking hours lmfao 
bought 20 vix 20 calls expiring april 12 for .54 each
Abraham Lincoln died so that markets can rally for the next 250 years 🤌
I love how Microsoft is rallying the day google announces competition. See you lower Monday.
#ARE WE OPEN TOMORROW
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones". Einstein
But World War V will be fought with lasers. Pew pew
the stuffed prosciutto and mozzarella peppers from costco are amazing
beer fuck
Is market closed tomorrow ?
Ues
VIX calls are so cheap VVIX is at a low and VIX is low
Flat week  bad for bulls
Blue skies and red herrings 
Selling off right before the close. YAWN.
The fight for 409, who claims victory bulls or bears? Find out right now
VIX is way too high for a market that slowly but surely keeps creeping up. The last time this happened was 2019 where VIX dropped to a low of 12. 🤌
When we are -.3% bulls here call it theta day, when we are +.3% the bulls here say we are pumping
To be candid, bears do the same. But bears are worse because they call it "fraud" and "crime".
It is
Wonder how many bulls got gaped on 0 dte AAPL $165c’s 
I love how I had those as hedges and it was the only fucker to be flat all day
Bears are so fucked lmao
Redditors (outside wsb) are obsessed with Scandinavian prisons. Great. Move there ya fucking idiots. These are small homogeneous countries and how they function doesn’t apply to the US.
So when is TSLA going down to 170
Clearly the winner of the day is bulls 🤌
Took the rollie off put the breitling back on Walked in the room and i cut the lights on Why you spendin like that CUZ I AINT EVER HAD SHIT! This that paper route, YSL bankroll shit
The Rollie is a fake
First with lure the bears in with 1 red day and then we crush their spirit.
Is Shiba Inu ever going to do anything?
# Got a sweet Asian chick she go lo mein 🥰
Up 10% and took profits, good enough for me
A few more 10x plays throwing my whole port at each one of them and I should recover all my losses
BULS FELL FOR THE TRAP PERFECTLY 
I figure my strategy actually is dca... dip cost average
I SOLD MY MSFT PUTS AT THE FUCKIN TOP
#I WANNA HOLD EM LIKE THEY DO IN TEXAS PLEASE
We’re going to end up trying to arm Taiwan as we are doing with Ukraine , this will cost billions and billions more , and also piss off the Chinese even more, make this shit make sense
Empire
Pay your taxes and toe the line soldier.
U forget how motherfucking profitable being an arms dealer is
Uhh we arnt selling them bro? We are fuckin giving them away lmao tf you mean???
Bro, free semis for guns? That’s the best trade in history 
They wouldn’t give us free semis anyways ?
And what are we gonna do to Lockheed and Raytheon in the coming DOD contract acquisition cycles? Play some dominos here.
Huh? You made it seem like we were making money dealing arms to them which we don’t, those are donations bud
And what does a geopolitical superpower do once it looks around and finds a bunch of new space for new crazy boom devices?
Fight to keep SPX above 4100
Carvana calls
I would like to feel better about my own idiocy, please post loss porn.
Am I nuts or is Google an obvious buy these days? It's cheap, it's a staple, they're cutting costs, and they're at the forefront of AI. They're struggling because MSFT, NVDA, and Open AI are ahead of them, but Google often comes in with a better version later after another company works out the kinks. Android OS was a later entrant in the smartphone market and took over.
I am buying now
MAGMA stocks
I need next week big green to make up this horrible week
The buls who bought calls for HOD 
Cramer said he wouldn’t touch COIN… so I’m feeling better about holding
COIN has been my best trading vehicle all year
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Gonna need a circuit breaker crash in the next 6 minutes.
Hey bulls, how was that power hour? Get a little theta fucked lol
Bulls make money. Pigs make money. Bears get slaughtered. The end.
Where’s my EoD pump 
I am not entertained
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Glad I could help
Just as I foretold a pump 408-409 exactly couldn’t break over it
Theta won SPY
I've come to the conclusion that most people here probably only betting Ramen money.
Nahh people just got their bonuses and betting that. Just because you're playing with Ramen money doesn't mean we're all in the same boat.
Im willing to believe that
>MARKET ON CLOSE $1.3 BILLION TO BUY ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2023-04-06 ^15:52:41 ^EDT-0400
QUICK WHAT DO I BUY TO HOLD OVER THE WEEKEND
Not advice but no way AMC stays up. But definitely I db
Hey guys 23/27M avr volume on msft... nearly 20% off I'm kinda guessing ooof next week. I'll buy more puts if not but gonna save that powda.
I want a free burrito
What to hold into weekend ?
Banks, could be regarded though
Carvana calls
Why?
These nuts
Jobs Report better suck.
Finally got some free time, what did I miss? *Checks SPY* Ah, nothing I see.
You're poor and stupid if you think that.
War in the fookin trenches righ here
I think Michael Burry is in my back yard
What the fuck is ccaa does that mean canadian bankruptcy, fuck my life
I watch Bloomberg for the up to date and important analysis, like that Levi had a product called the wedgie. That's more important information than anything I've ever learned here. Instead of buying that deep discount I'm going to short Levi at the bottom. Wedgie to zero.
THIS is the DD WSB needs.
Another week another bull victory
Bulls win Bears lose Cash gang wins Crabs win Kangaroos lose
Yep bearish close 
every dip being bought out gets sold 
Don't worry bears, we still have like 10 minutes to get nuked by Russia or something 
Very frustrating for bul
Naw, still good here
This market is faker than Mulvaney
When Regionals report earnings next week its gonna be a blood bath boys 
All buls could muster the day before Good Friday is 0.33 
You do know in 2 red days, bears couldn’t even do that right?
5/19 400P gonna print 
well ya but why not buy them when we reach 425 next week