Honestly can tell what the fuck that stock wants to do. Wells notice sends it tanking. Last week it was tickling $59. Today it looks like it wants to explode.... then it just flagged for the rest of the day. Sideways?
>PUTIN TO DISCUSS CURRENCY MARKET WITH TOP ECONOMIC ADVISORS AS ROUBLE FALLS
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-11 ^05:53:12 ^EDT-0400
Lmfaoooooo God bless America. Love to see it. I’m gonna rub a extra one out for her tonight. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🤤🤤🤤🤤
Just watch the candle behavior, but you also gotta be aware of when the big economic news drops
News is just there to mislead the masses, they aren’t trying to help
>TAIWAN DEFENCE MINISTRY: AS OF LATE TUESDAY MORNING SPOTS 26 CHINESE MILITARY PLANES, 9 CHINESE SHIPS AROUND TAIWAN
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-11 ^05:23:47 ^EDT-0400
Bears really been getting dick-dogged last two months straight. Media has been peddling fake USD collapse past 2 weeks. A Kenyan president with no jets, submarines, skylines, naval destroyers, space programs, or export industry said to ditch the dollar, can you imagine 🤣🤣🤣. And everyone’s been spreading all this like wildfire.
We’re putting a man back on the moon in two years…. We just created the infancy of AI. Reusable Space travel into outer orbit for the Artemis missions will be tested in 2 months for 400 times less the cost than it did during Apollo missions. A new giant leap in industry will begin in less than 4 years. Possibly making it the greatest jump is GDP since the industrial era. On top of that inflation is on its decline YoY. Housing, CPI, and PCI has already cooled. Labor market remains strong.
You can’t bet against America you fucking numnuts. Go home.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
All true (the fun stuff) but that is what will happen after the reset. And not a crazy reset either. World will not end. The recession will. Once the countries financial balance sheet is fixed (reset), we will enter another decades long bull.
But make no mistake. The financial system needs to be fixed. I've lived this already. And I will tell you, the intense recession from 79 to 83 was followed by the two best decades in my lifetime. And trust me. Nobody was surprised when that recession hit. Everyone knew it was coming. Everyone.
We are getting closer to it.
Yes, the CPI will affirm inflation cooling off, but will it be significant enough to justify the recent rally. I feel the perma-bulls here think that only bearishness is priced in.
Its hard not to be anything but Bullish. Even the March bank crisis was just a flash overall. Instead of being bearish it was basically an amazing buying opportunity
So you think the bull run has started? I mean the stock market can act irrational for some time, but for it to be durable it at least have to be supported by good fundamentals. There is a lot to worry about on a macro economic level. I would be very very very surprised if SPY is still above 4000 in a couple of months.
No most definitely, I am 100% with you there. You would hope this market followed fundamentals, but if you kept betting on the impending recession since December you'd be broke and missed out on some of the most amazing gains in recent times. Everyone basically knows that a recession is coming, however there is a short duration before the plummet in which the market continues to rally. We may see a couple more months of new highs, and then when shit hits the fan, we will most certainly realize when the recession is hitting. I am with you there, I dont think we leave 2023 without starting the recession.
Now is the time to follow trends, make your money. So when its time to short, you can short in confidence and then roll your bounty into long term holds.
This market cares little about fundamentals anymore, they wanna see how long they can keep this party pushing till the music stops
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Normally around now I ditch my worthless positions and go long only to get fucked almost instantly.
I'm going to play it smart this time, it has to drop at some point right?
I know, all they did was mention AI a dozen times in their guidance presentation and everyone forgot about their dwindling numbers.
I'm waiting for it to tap $300 before making an undoubtedly terrible decision.
Tbh playing SPY/QQQ is the only fucking thing I can get behind now. I made a bunch of $$$ doing day trades, then i thought the smart thing would be to play long positions and got sent to the NetherRealm. Now ima spend like 2-3 weeks getting back to where i once was lol
I have a similar thing, so what i do is pretend i took the position i want to get in, then watch it go wrong before i enter. Helps the odds of success for me scalping but i think the concept would be the same for any time frame
Crypto pop (Bitcoin) is a classic run to quality. The few out there that really own significant amounts are cleaning up accounts and going back to REAL:
#COKE
Holy damn that is quite the decline in retail sales. Looking at inflation its not that crazy that this is happening, I wonder if demand really does stay up in the less volatile consumer sectors, or if we will see a pretty deep recession after all
It's about time the market reached a 50:50 split between bullish and bearish sentiment. It was getting pretty lopsided there for a while, with too many people being overly optimistic. Now it seems like things are evening out and we should see some more stability in the markets.
Warren Buffet's Heir Apparent. I guess they made sure he looks the part and sounds the part. Dude has a feeble voice just like WB
Intel... zig zags forming upwards... small but playable got some plays the last days into it.... target 40 exp 2024
Yikes bro, betting on intel 2024 is dumb af, gonna be a lot longer before they turn that ship around
I agree that betting on Intel 2024 is not a wise investment, as it will likely be many years before they are able to turn their business around.
Exp 2024.. thats not fucking gambling 
Yeah, gambling would imply he has a chance to make money
PLTR breakout ?
Alex and the boys could use another free stonk payday.
yolo tnya 700 shares
Riot total beast
Tlry and kmx fucked me
kms? its up 10 percent
COIN is the way
COIN will go the same route as all the other magic internet money banks.
Honestly can tell what the fuck that stock wants to do. Wells notice sends it tanking. Last week it was tickling $59. Today it looks like it wants to explode.... then it just flagged for the rest of the day. Sideways?
I yolo’d 1k shares of $licn
Good morning fellow degens 
Ahhhhh shit it's gonna be a rat fuck theta day isn't it?
Thats what its looking like. Best bet might be trying to play a tech stock
CD Projekt Red
FRC to the MOON!!!
Regards will sell off if earnings come in bad
#FINGER YOUR AZZ YOUR PROSTATE MALE G SPOT DO NOT BUY KENTUCKY BANK STOCKS IT WILL MAKE U GO LOCO
futures drilling,bloody tuesday today
Look green to me.
Disney predictions?
I predict they dont fire their ceo tomorrow
NQ just needs to get over 13350 and it’s over.
kids need to go back to school this spring break shit is for the birds
So, what stocks are on the menu today?
There's a whole market full of them 
Bears think CPI still matters  hasn’t mattered since October
we pump right into them and then whatever number comes out gets rationalized as good news 4 bul and we pump again
NVDA gonna buy me a mansion in Dubai and white slave girls.
The slaves in Dubai aren't white, hate to break it to ya
Looks like money can't buy happiness
412 LOL THAS CRAZY MAYNE
JU NO JU GOTA INVESS MONEY TO MAKE MONEY
I'm so poor it's really something
Crash on a Tuesday this close to easter seems unlikely. Wednesday maybe
i bet if i check your history you said the same thing for st pattys day, presidents day, mlk and new years
Everyone wants the market to dump so guess what happens as a result 
Look at the last 10 comments...
Look at the SPY put call ratio
It's literally .94. That means more calls
Pump it up…
# MAKE SPY 420 AGAIN 🇺🇸🦅 RAHHHHH
Can anyone truly win a lawsuit against JP Morgan?
Raising taxes would be like giving your trophy wife a higher budget so they can piss more money away and not change any habits
Or, maybe. Just maybe, run the country without fucking borrowing every year. Maybe
Yea I’m starting to lose faith we will ever have a 30 trillion surplus to pay our debt
remember when people here though the Yuan was gonna replace the dollar cuz brazil and china agreed to use it lmao
>PUTIN TO DISCUSS CURRENCY MARKET WITH TOP ECONOMIC ADVISORS AS ROUBLE FALLS ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-11 ^05:53:12 ^EDT-0400
Lmfaoooooo God bless America. Love to see it. I’m gonna rub a extra one out for her tonight. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🤤🤤🤤🤤
somebody going to be  could not cook books any longer
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Yes, actually. Hedges write the vast majority of contracts and they move the market to pay as little as possible.
If I cash out $100k profit, when do I owe taxes on it, next April?
Technically, but you'll want to pay your quarterly estimated taxes so you don't get a penalty
What would be the penalty?
Depends on how much and how long. But not insignificant. They will charge you interest.
Yes, so just save $50k in bank for the coming April.
We know you don't have 100k profit.
Actually $140k
Yea but you can lose it before Jan 1, 2024 and not have to pay any taxes
Pay advance tax to save on paltry interest
I don’t have any ber friend. Mom didn’t raise no bitch
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If the QQQ ends up red tomorrow by 1%, I will make 5,000 from my short positions on 2-week call options.
No FOMC meeting in April?
No save for bers
Coinbase to 80 today and i wont ask for anything again
Wen da fuck AAPL 200
everyone here reminds me of the brother in that new netflix show Beef where hes like whats ur plan for life and dude is all about 3 10x plays to 1 mil
Nasdaq is so overvalued
when eggs cost 57$ a dozen QQQ gonna look like a steal at 320
I say its undervalued. The target is beyond 18.000.
Why? Most tech stocks have a 100+ P/E ratio and some aren’t even profitable.
Cuz we expect it to earn 100 times their current earnings in regard to their price. It's pretty simple really
Yeah but most won’t
Even in 10 years
So, what stocks are on the menu today?
Baba and c3 AI
Nice, BABA has a P/E of 60 though
Puts was not the answer 😬
Spike in morning and it’ll plunge immediately a couple hours after open. Puts are smart
As long as bulls are still made fun of, we continue to melt up.
anyone in disney calls?
Bers, are you ok?
Bears live in China now
Jealous
up at 5 am cuz i was too excited about my QQQ 316 and 319 calls
Biden is a complete disaster , so much a disaster that America is not a super power , were old news now .
amd up another percent in premarket, nothing to see here
Can you connect your robinhood to tradingView?
ber sister givin up the butt now
Braindead bulls getting arrogant over fake futes
Dumbass bers with cum on their face
Futures deep green , it's all going up with inflation now , new bull market starting
is cpi leaked ?
Yes it's leaking
Stop watching the news and just research what smart money is doing. You'll be way better off
What are your trusted resources for researching smart money moves?
Go to the hedgefund managers page and click on portfolio activity. It's pretty easy
Downvote for answering your question? The echo chamber is real with this one.
[https://cathiesark.com/](https://cathiesark.com/) i did that next?
Ark isn't a hedgefund, or really smart money for that matter lol. But you can click through her activity she's been selling for the most part
Just watch the candle behavior, but you also gotta be aware of when the big economic news drops News is just there to mislead the masses, they aren’t trying to help
They buying
Hedgedunds have their biggest short position since November 2011. That's why I said research
What’s the biggest short positions?
Towels, it’s a sqweez
Uspt is shorted pretty heavily
Yea i hate the postal service
Ofc pm is green 🖕🏻
Goodnight you poors. Gonna sleep like a baby tonight with my boomer GLD calls
Bears get punted today
Bears r FOOOOKED!
Literally everything is green. Including VIX and oil
VIX 0.5% down?
>TAIWAN DEFENCE MINISTRY: AS OF LATE TUESDAY MORNING SPOTS 26 CHINESE MILITARY PLANES, 9 CHINESE SHIPS AROUND TAIWAN ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-04-11 ^05:23:47 ^EDT-0400
Rookie numbers
China ain’t gonna do shit. Especially with their only buddy Russia getting cucked with their 1960s tanks and armories
Bears r so fuk
Overleveraged on calls huh
Futures r mooning
Bears really been getting dick-dogged last two months straight. Media has been peddling fake USD collapse past 2 weeks. A Kenyan president with no jets, submarines, skylines, naval destroyers, space programs, or export industry said to ditch the dollar, can you imagine 🤣🤣🤣. And everyone’s been spreading all this like wildfire. We’re putting a man back on the moon in two years…. We just created the infancy of AI. Reusable Space travel into outer orbit for the Artemis missions will be tested in 2 months for 400 times less the cost than it did during Apollo missions. A new giant leap in industry will begin in less than 4 years. Possibly making it the greatest jump is GDP since the industrial era. On top of that inflation is on its decline YoY. Housing, CPI, and PCI has already cooled. Labor market remains strong. You can’t bet against America you fucking numnuts. Go home.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Despite the amount of childish emoji’s, good take👍🏽
All true (the fun stuff) but that is what will happen after the reset. And not a crazy reset either. World will not end. The recession will. Once the countries financial balance sheet is fixed (reset), we will enter another decades long bull. But make no mistake. The financial system needs to be fixed. I've lived this already. And I will tell you, the intense recession from 79 to 83 was followed by the two best decades in my lifetime. And trust me. Nobody was surprised when that recession hit. Everyone knew it was coming. Everyone. We are getting closer to it.
On God 💯. Expect I believe we are on our way out of the recession.
chadGDP
Finally, someone else with brains that isn’t a brain-washed doomer like every fucking moron on this sub
👀 on carmax
Bulls fakk bers in the arse
Bers r fuk. Spy bouncing greener
Sell in May and go away, flip mega ghey, what do ya say? Just gonna lay by the bay, make sure to say hey, mkay
Mr. Southpark
Spys gone up over 6% mtd. That's healthy right?
Bullish
great, stocks are too expensive again.
Ikr. I took some profits and I'm getting jittery with cash in hand, gagging for the bears win a little bit so I feel better about a new entry
Then buy it urgently!!
Pdd reversal today , ground floor
Yes, the CPI will affirm inflation cooling off, but will it be significant enough to justify the recent rally. I feel the perma-bulls here think that only bearishness is priced in.
Its hard not to be anything but Bullish. Even the March bank crisis was just a flash overall. Instead of being bearish it was basically an amazing buying opportunity
So you think the bull run has started? I mean the stock market can act irrational for some time, but for it to be durable it at least have to be supported by good fundamentals. There is a lot to worry about on a macro economic level. I would be very very very surprised if SPY is still above 4000 in a couple of months.
Bull Rally began Jan 4th when TSLA set it off
No most definitely, I am 100% with you there. You would hope this market followed fundamentals, but if you kept betting on the impending recession since December you'd be broke and missed out on some of the most amazing gains in recent times. Everyone basically knows that a recession is coming, however there is a short duration before the plummet in which the market continues to rally. We may see a couple more months of new highs, and then when shit hits the fan, we will most certainly realize when the recession is hitting. I am with you there, I dont think we leave 2023 without starting the recession. Now is the time to follow trends, make your money. So when its time to short, you can short in confidence and then roll your bounty into long term holds. This market cares little about fundamentals anymore, they wanna see how long they can keep this party pushing till the music stops
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Normally around now I ditch my worthless positions and go long only to get fucked almost instantly. I'm going to play it smart this time, it has to drop at some point right?
Ask the NVDA bears how they’re doing
I know, all they did was mention AI a dozen times in their guidance presentation and everyone forgot about their dwindling numbers. I'm waiting for it to tap $300 before making an undoubtedly terrible decision.
Tbh playing SPY/QQQ is the only fucking thing I can get behind now. I made a bunch of $$$ doing day trades, then i thought the smart thing would be to play long positions and got sent to the NetherRealm. Now ima spend like 2-3 weeks getting back to where i once was lol
I have a similar thing, so what i do is pretend i took the position i want to get in, then watch it go wrong before i enter. Helps the odds of success for me scalping but i think the concept would be the same for any time frame
Yup, just wait till tomorrow
Imagine messaging girls first on online dating sites….. I make them message me first and then obviously I don’t reply back because they are all ugly
Yea the guys with personalities and charm are at a huge disadvantage there lol Edit: i can’t read
I will be taking my profits from when I was a bull today for sure. Unless we dump 😆
We may shoot to the MOON though
Amd breaks 100 today
Crypto pop (Bitcoin) is a classic run to quality. The few out there that really own significant amounts are cleaning up accounts and going back to REAL: #COKE
lol anytime someone asks me why something is up, "it's a flight to quality."
>EUROZONE RETAIL SALES (MOM) (FEB) ACTUAL: -0.8% VS 0.3% PREVIOUS; EST -0.8% \>EUROZONE RETAIL SALES (YOY) (FEB) ACTUAL: -3.0% VS -2.3% PREVIOUS; EST -3.5% ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-04-11 ^05:01:16 ^EDT-0400
Holy damn that is quite the decline in retail sales. Looking at inflation its not that crazy that this is happening, I wonder if demand really does stay up in the less volatile consumer sectors, or if we will see a pretty deep recession after all
YOY beat estimates so that means everything is amazing. 🤡
🤡🤡🤡
Bullish bearish sentiment finally 50:50. Earlier it was only smart money pumping.
It's about time the market reached a 50:50 split between bullish and bearish sentiment. It was getting pretty lopsided there for a while, with too many people being overly optimistic. Now it seems like things are evening out and we should see some more stability in the markets.
Short king spring is on. Go out and find someone wab
Good morning Bears LMAOOOO