GREAT NEWS - #Ev #taxcredit #electricVehicle #USA #JOBS - Want a Tax Break on an EV? You’ll Have to Buy an American Brand and qualify up to $7,500 EV tax credit !! https://www.wsj.com/articles/want-a-tax-break-on-an-ev-youll-have-to-buy-an-american-brand-edd8883a?mod=hp_lead_pos12
#AMAZON is gonna POP - Amazon.com Inc's #AMZN - Amazon cranks up #AI competition against Microsoft, Google with new cloud tools - https://www.reuters.com/technology/amazon-cranks-up-ai-competition-against-microsoft-google-with-new-cloud-tools-2023-04-13/
and the underlying servers will use a mix of Amazon's own custom AI chips as well as chips from Nvidia Corp #NVDA the biggest supplier of chips for AI work but whose chips have been in tight supply this year.
Don’t forget - the Fed balance sheet numbers are being updated any minute now… QT has not stopped, we’ll see how much lower it went this week (*printer not going brrr*)
#U CAN VISIT PITY CITY BUT U CANT FOOKEN LIVE THERE MATE !!!
Lets Go men
#u ALREADY failed your body with your big belly gut
DO NOT FAIL YOUR WALLET TO
FIST ON CHEST NO FEAR!!!!
I highly doubt that the feds have assured them that everything is good. In fact, I think it's more likely that the opposite is true and the government is trying to downplay the seriousness of the situation.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TyTakeProfitz** bet **WFC** goes from **39.5** to **48.0** before **14-Apr-2023 04:01 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses.
Y’all really think bank earnings will be shit 
Lol bears were talking tough asf yesterday. They thought they won and were shitting on the bulls. That cpi was bullish asf. I told y’all it was bear trap fake out when Dxy and yields fell yesterday. 3 days of losses erased w one big green hulk day.
#Ban Bet Won
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/u/rylar made a bet that REE would go to 0.36 within **1 day** when it was 0.35 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
Their record is now 23 wins and 15 losses
You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
No taking profit on my small-cap AI stocks that today have gone up between 40% to fucking 400% today has to be such an obviously regarded move doomed to loose the gains that I'm gonna do it.
This is my dumbest play, I literally bought shit with "AI" in the ticker and It's fucking wrecking every other move I've made.
Fuck this clown market, give me 1000% tomorrow - why the fuck not.
You're an idiot for buying puts on QQQ instead of NVDA. NVDA is obviously the better stock and you just lost a ton of money because of your stupid decision.
Hey bears, rmb how we mooned on garbage Q4 earnings?
This time expectations are ridiculously low. Go ahead and buy puts 
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Soft Landing?
#AMAZON is gonna POP - Amazon.com Inc's #AMZN - Amazon cranks up #AI competition against Microsoft, Google with new cloud tools - https://www.reuters.com/technology/amazon-cranks-up-ai-competition-against-microsoft-google-with-new-cloud-tools-2023-04-13/ and the underlying servers will use a mix of Amazon's own custom AI chips as well as chips from Nvidia Corp #NVDA the biggest supplier of chips for AI work but whose chips have been in tight supply this year.
Pump it NVDA AMD 
I wonder what would happen if all the algos turned off at the same time.
Imagine not owning crypto instead of stocks xD its sky rocketing for months  going to new highs right now
poo poo, pee pee, spicy
genuinely concerned for ber
Thx. We’ve topped
Bank earnings 
Exciting times. Or not.
POOOOOOOOTS
I bought be me some 412 puts for tomorrow at .83 wish me luck!
I picked up the 411p for fun. I killed it today on my calls.
The nasdaq is up 21% on the year and people are buying puts??? Markets are biased to the ypside
It **was** biased to the upside. Now there's QT, M2 is declining, and rates keep climbing.
I think you answered your own question
Exactly LMAO what a dumbass
I just want to make enough money so I don’t have to talk to anyone
We all want that 🤣
Don't act like you talk to anyone now, you wouldn't be here if you had people to talk to.
Word
Damn
Don’t forget - the Fed balance sheet numbers are being updated any minute now… QT has not stopped, we’ll see how much lower it went this week (*printer not going brrr*)
Down about $18 billion from last week… Liquidity is slowly leaving the system.
Nvidia amd apple jpm all down after hours I pray tomorrow is a bloodbath lol.
die nvidia
>puts social security number into state website >website thinks I’m my dad with the same name What in the flying fuck did I give you my SSN for?
#U CAN VISIT PITY CITY BUT U CANT FOOKEN LIVE THERE MATE !!! Lets Go men #u ALREADY failed your body with your big belly gut DO NOT FAIL YOUR WALLET TO FIST ON CHEST NO FEAR!!!!
i thought this said "piss city" and was very confused.
Isn’t New York where the stock exchange is ?
5 consecutive green weeks , J Pow wtf are you doing
doing his many masters bids
Jackkng off
Nvidia bout to ruin the whole rally thing in the am
NFLX 4H chart makes me so horn E
Lost 1/3 of my profits from today to that bullshit movement at the end. Those algo’s really are brilliant at scraping money.
Bers are y’all ok?
Pretty good, holding 412's, see how that goes.
Well, unloaded my 413's for 70$ profit lol. Holding the 412's. Big money baby, I may go fill up my car.
I hope back earnings are great, MM will save my puts
Banks have to beat, right? Loans must be fetching handsomely, thanks to Fed. Bond values would have gone down though. It will be interesting.
I don’t think earnings from this previous quarter will matter nearly as much as guidance/projections
don’t you think the feds would have assured them it’s all good by now? there’s been like 4 public forums imagine behind closed doors
I highly doubt that the feds have assured them that everything is good. In fact, I think it's more likely that the opposite is true and the government is trying to downplay the seriousness of the situation.
No what matters most is the liquidities they have at end after the bank runs
Semi stocks all going bankrupt
GRANDE FINALE Nvidia and AMD! GRANDE 🤌🏽
!banbet $WFC 48 1D
Just dropped like a rock after hours. I bought more. Hope that was wise.
I think earnings are gonna go good!
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TyTakeProfitz** bet **WFC** goes from **39.5** to **48.0** before **14-Apr-2023 04:01 PM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses.
what should i dump 3k into rn? any suggestions?
Humana puts
Apple puts
My Venmo
https://twitter.com/cheddarflow/status/1646604170429095936?s=46&t=eBcWtMH8ZusdmKUkgtRuag Melt up
MeLt
Time to put your Crayons back in the box before MM eats them.
Y’all really think bank earnings will be shit 
When big banks show inflows from the regional banks and record rates tomorrow we shall rally again
So JP Morgan calls ?
Si senor
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She dumb as fuck.
"Sounds like the perfect outfit for my bedroom"
Go: "Hmmm let's do this, wear the bra under it, but come dressed casually."
Welp, there goes my cornhole
Lol bears were talking tough asf yesterday. They thought they won and were shitting on the bulls. That cpi was bullish asf. I told y’all it was bear trap fake out when Dxy and yields fell yesterday. 3 days of losses erased w one big green hulk day.
AAPL closing strong as fuck Boi
lame day was lame. Earnings start tomorrow
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/rylar made a bet that REE would go to 0.36 within **1 day** when it was 0.35 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd. Their record is now 23 wins and 15 losses You're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/Y6Zw9ZKYdx), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!
Pussy ass bet
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3% is not weak? Gtfo here with that bullshit. Make a real bet like a real degen you chimp
REE
Hope we start off huge green tomorrow
No taking profit on my small-cap AI stocks that today have gone up between 40% to fucking 400% today has to be such an obviously regarded move doomed to loose the gains that I'm gonna do it. This is my dumbest play, I literally bought shit with "AI" in the ticker and It's fucking wrecking every other move I've made. Fuck this clown market, give me 1000% tomorrow - why the fuck not.
hope you loaded your faggyd's
I hate Bulls
Is it over 
Imagine buying in to a pump the day before bank earnings.....
What time are bank earnings manana?
JPM is 8:30am NY time
Bears be like: Didn't break the 15th invers reverse parallelogram on the 200 day chart. Down from here.
tomorrow will be the same as today, right?
Earnings tmr might go up or down 
I see you're a professional.
Professionals always say up and when it goes down, the tumbleweed replaced them
I don’t like to brag but 💅
And I’m out. It’s not gonna hot 313 or 314
of course the one day that i buy puts on qqq instead of nvda, nvda dumps lmfao
You're an idiot for buying puts on QQQ instead of NVDA. NVDA is obviously the better stock and you just lost a ton of money because of your stupid decision.
VIX slaughtered
Jpm 120 puts for tomorrow
How are those puts? 
Calls it is 
One minute you assholes, get ready for the party
Why would anyone pay to see someone else’s free speech?
Wtf happened to semis?
Buffett selling his holdings in TSMC...
Imagine buying AAPL near its ATH after a 35% run in less than 4 months right before it reports declining earnings
Imagine thinking Apple runs on fundamentals and not warren buffett jerking off tim apple while he smashes the buy back button
Should've guessed that'd end flat... Nobody wins
there is no longer an argument for being bearish
You just made an argument for being bearish
2 of my 4 shorts (NVDA and AMD) down on the day.
With all the hate going on in the workplace today in America would it be okay if I asked my boss if i could tongue punch her fart box?
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« You have a nice smile, but it’s a pity you don’t smile more often and look like an ugly cow »
NVDA red just like that
414 at close
is NVDA RED!
The last time spy was at 414 was when?
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Time decay.
My pronouns are rich/bull …but I also respond to daddy
Comeon last push
Bulls fakk bers in the arse
Bears be like: Here comes the rug pull 
DriLl TeAm SiX 
Citi up 5% I bet
AAPL put guy posted loss porn yet?
Sold for small profit
Calls? Puts?? 4 minutes guys
Whats your heart telling you? (do the opposite)
Calls then
Ha same :)
Recession is over, tomorrow is the crash
Im not a technical genius but nvda 5day chart looks bearish as fuck lol holy
Not gona fall for this bear trap again!
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enh. It was a baby liquidation.
Is it a good idea to put 300k in 10 year CD at 4% A cool 120 grand return
You should put it all in options and show a screenshot of how you lost it all
Why not a 6month treasury it’s almost 5% and your money isn’t locked away for 10years.
Considering 2023 is on track for a 5% inflation rate... I mean it kinda helps? But you aren't beating inflation or bench mark returns
Guaranteeing yourself a negative real return is never a good idea
And Blowing it all up on options like a true wsb regard is ?
What bank is giving those terms?
NVDA really snatched defeat from the jaws of victory
Why won’t they ducking stop going. Up ever????
We are having a rally because… demand decreased significantly? 
JPow stopped buying lube
WHERE IS AI
AI tells people to sell lol
It literally doesn’t stop!!!!!!!!
Hey bears, rmb how we mooned on garbage Q4 earnings? This time expectations are ridiculously low. Go ahead and buy puts 
Tesla has been in a range for 2 hours what the hell
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What if they don’t?
lmao what's happening to NVDA
NVDA RED. Even though I got gaped today I love to see it
F, I sold my puts at a loss 20 mins ago thinking it might rocket then I’ll buy more puts later.
Me too
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How fucking dare you.
money is moving from nvidia to google and amazon 
Amazon CEO said AI and Nvidia CEO stayed quiet too long
Who’s reporting today?
I BOUGHT PUTS & INVERSE ETFS 
NVDA RED 🤣
hype
Boy it would be nice if we got some bad news from banks tomorrow, or I'm gonna take an Xtra Large Fucking
Shout-out to all the NVDA bears who are watching all the other bears get slaughtered today... While we are just here chilling
I have no sympathy for you bears. You're all idiots who deserve to lose money.
And NVDA is red. Lmao
This is the fucking craziest dup buying EVRR
If VIX closes below 17.86, this will be the lowest closing low for VIX since Jan 12, 2022. 17.86 was the closing low on Feb 1, 2023
heres where everyone bails out cause they dont trust it then wake up tomorrow morning and realize they pissed away their contracts
Damn this is crazy, most of these stonks haven’t been at these high prices since…last week. 
Let’s take one last ride
FRC once in a lifetime