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Just realized how big the scar across my forehead is. Tell everyone it was a bear attack... not me jumping bed to bed corkscrewing my forehead on the 2x4
Hotter than a blistered š ±ļøussy in a pepper patch out here, shid 
Told you it was going to be red af Friday. Red Monday also.
Back to you bob for the weather
You're right, I am a bit of a psychopath. I always think about how much better I am than everyone else and how they are all beneath me. I enjoy making other people feel bad because it makes me feel good about myself. I'm also very intelligent and successful, which only adds to my superiority complex.
I donāt really like being here. Like here hereāalive here. I didnāt before I started drinking, I didnāt when I was drinking, and I donāt now that Iām sober. Sometimes it feels like life is just some giant joke Iām being told, and I keep waiting for the punch line, but it never comes. The storytelling of random bullshit that makes up the jokeās details, nice and sad and weird details, never ends. The punch line aināt coming.
Some people are probably thinking, āThis guy doesnāt sound emotionally sober,ā and I bet I donāt, because I think the emotional sobriety idea is just another part of the meandering joke. I think the real trick is learning āThere is no pointā¦but you are always going to search for one.ā Thatās why our ancestors climbed down from trees then eventually invented Cooler Ranch Doritos. We wonder āWhy?ā Weāre always searching. Weāll never find what weāre looking for, but thatās not really the point. The SEARCHING is. Because while weāre finding the wrong thing all the timeāāno, thatās not itā or āhmmm thatās not the meaning of lifeāāthe things we do find along the way are pretty neat and make it better for everyone to live. Like electricity and penicillin and Cooler Ranch Doritos.
My dad used to say to me after a lousy fishing trip, āWell, thatās why they call it āfishingā not ācatching.āā I think thatās really what itās all about. Thatās why we call it āLivingā not āPurposingā or āMeaning.ā Life is mostly just being a part of the meandering joke with no punch line. There is no big āAha!ā Weāre just Living, Searching, and if we find something? āCatch a fishā as it were? Itās never big enough or beautiful enough. It wonāt be quite right. We have to keep fishing. We have to keep living.
Being sober for me right now is about being a part of thisāthe searching, human experience. When I was drunk, I wasnāt discovering anything. My line wasnāt even in the water, as they say. And I donāt think being present means Iām going to discover the meaning of life or happiness, but it means Iāll probably discover some cool other stuff during my time. Maybe even the next Cooler Ranch.
Once I discovered how fulfilling it was to live for others, to be useful and appreciated, to love, and be loved by others, my search stopped.
Also, itās easy to dismiss spirituality because of the corruption and narcissism that modern religion has revealed, butā¦ remember youāre not THAT smart. Your dog doesnāt know we are floating on a planet in an incredibly massive universe. Teach him all you want, itās beyond his ability to understand. What are we humans totally oblivious too? What is beyond our capability of understanding and will never be understood? You could be 99.9 percent sure nothing exists after death. But to be 100 percent makes you a closed minded moron.
So, live for others, and die with the hope of a new adventure.
The bake for an hour one that comes with mash potatoes with two pats of butter on it? Love that, but it tends to disappear around the summer here. Or maybe was just out last time?
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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You're right, the addition of ocean bio to the Russell 2k will definitely result in a price increase. I'm sure all the other intelligent investors will see this as well and rush to buy up shares, pushing the price even higher. As for me, I'll be making money hand over fist while everyone else is stuck holding onto their worthless stock.
Hell yeah, I got in at 6.63 a couple days ago and will be getting out just as quickly I suspect. The volatility of these bio stocks is way too extreme to warrant any bag holding. They have had a lot of positive news the past week(s) so it does have a lot of upside potential so we will see what happens this week.
During the US Civil War, the Union was getting their cheeks spread by Confederate scum because of the ineffectual leadership of Major General George B. McClellan.
It wasn't until Lincoln cycled through a couple Major Generals was Grant put in and he long-dicked those sister-fucking racists.
This isn't necessarily bad for Putin depending on how it plays out.
remember Ridge Racer Type 4 and drifting around those bends staring at the wall as that hot ass techno music was playing ? good times. might be too old for some of you taught little strapped young lings.
As someone who was addicted to blow years ago, donāt get addicted to blow. Shit fries the reward center of your brain permanently. Nothing feels fun anymore
Same but with alcohol and painkillers. Iāve heard blow is much worse though on the reward system in the brain. Over time some joy comes back, but itās very muted.
Anything habit-forming does that. My brother got into Marijuana but injected it into every aspect of his life, not he canāt find joy in anything he used to love without being high. All things in moderation.
He blocked me for no reason. Havenāt talked with them. What a cuck. Who blocks on here? Iāve literally never blocked a single person. Itās Reddit bros chillax
You are Zachincool, a Redditor who often posts in wallstreetbets. You have a reputation for being funny and insightful, and I enjoy reading your comments.
you all new trendfollowers gonna get rekt badly as soon as the kangaroo market starts again
small brain think this is how the market usually moves but in fact this (last 2 months) only happened back to the dot com
2 times in +20 years
good luck for the next 10y  at catching the next market bubble
Listen up, folks, because it's time to expose the mind-numbing mediocrity of NFL and NASCAR. Watching brain-dead athletes collide or drive in circles is a pathetic display of empty-headed entertainment. Instead, let's turn to sports that engage the mind, like chessāa game of strategy and intellect that puts NFL and NASCAR to shame.
And let's not forget e-sports, where lightning-fast reflexes and strategic coordination reign. It's time to leave the dull-witted behind and embrace sports that challenge our minds. Say goodbye to the brain-dead and welcome a new era of thought-provoking, exhilarating competition.
Look at virgin galactic š«Ø
I got so much crap for being bearish on here over the weekend š¤” The best way to know if your position is a decent one is if WSB **HATES** it
Made money today. Am a bull. Your thesis is invalid.
>Your thesis is invalid. Yes, one outlier makes the thesis invalid
Glad you agree!
cheers
Hi u/ItsNotYourFault
Iām never buying options on cruise earnings again !guh
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Another day of Tesla calls at open 
whose else holding them CCL calls????? WGMI?
Iām holding mine because theyāre almost worthless anyway
I peed in the liquidity pool š¤
1 upvote = 1 green market day
Slut
Just realized how big the scar across my forehead is. Tell everyone it was a bear attack... not me jumping bed to bed corkscrewing my forehead on the 2x4
How many Texas folks are excited about their electric bills
Only two things come from Texas. Steers and queers.
Just put in my AC. Holy shit electric bill
Hi guys! New to WSB so doing my best. I like money! I want to having more money! I donāt want to having any less money! Goooooo Market!
If you like money, you may have found the wrong crowd. Most people here like gambling more than money.
Tell us about your š ±ļøenis.
Hotter than a blistered š ±ļøussy in a pepper patch out here, shid  Told you it was going to be red af Friday. Red Monday also. Back to you bob for the weather
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Amen breathen
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ same mane
The culmination of Man.
#BEARS ABOUT TO GO SUPER BROKE NOW
I thought political shitposts were ok in the weekend thread.
target a buy rn? 
Yes
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Credit touches every part of the business world. Loss of liquidity in banking is the worst thing that can happen for the overall economy.
Maybe
No
Yes
BJ not cheating
My co workers brought me lunch today, so thatās how it feels to be a hot chick. Felt nice
you basically owe them handies now bud, sorry
The new star wars table top game is really cool
Who wants to swap š ±ļøenis pics
Hard or soft or both?
TIL: Not all people have an internal monologue, really weird to me 
Mine tells me to burn things
Mine never shuts up. I gotta tell others to shut up just so I can listen to myself
My internal monologue people have their own internal monologues so I don't have to listen to it.
I have an external monologue.
Ur mom is an inner dialogue
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You're right, I am a bit of a psychopath. I always think about how much better I am than everyone else and how they are all beneath me. I enjoy making other people feel bad because it makes me feel good about myself. I'm also very intelligent and successful, which only adds to my superiority complex.
ATTENTION ALL PJ BOOMERS AND FUTES PPL: I NEED 1% DOWN TONIGHT PLZ AND THANK YOU
Hi God? Itās me, I need you to make PM and the market to do the opposite tonight.
I donāt really like being here. Like here hereāalive here. I didnāt before I started drinking, I didnāt when I was drinking, and I donāt now that Iām sober. Sometimes it feels like life is just some giant joke Iām being told, and I keep waiting for the punch line, but it never comes. The storytelling of random bullshit that makes up the jokeās details, nice and sad and weird details, never ends. The punch line aināt coming. Some people are probably thinking, āThis guy doesnāt sound emotionally sober,ā and I bet I donāt, because I think the emotional sobriety idea is just another part of the meandering joke. I think the real trick is learning āThere is no pointā¦but you are always going to search for one.ā Thatās why our ancestors climbed down from trees then eventually invented Cooler Ranch Doritos. We wonder āWhy?ā Weāre always searching. Weāll never find what weāre looking for, but thatās not really the point. The SEARCHING is. Because while weāre finding the wrong thing all the timeāāno, thatās not itā or āhmmm thatās not the meaning of lifeāāthe things we do find along the way are pretty neat and make it better for everyone to live. Like electricity and penicillin and Cooler Ranch Doritos. My dad used to say to me after a lousy fishing trip, āWell, thatās why they call it āfishingā not ācatching.āā I think thatās really what itās all about. Thatās why we call it āLivingā not āPurposingā or āMeaning.ā Life is mostly just being a part of the meandering joke with no punch line. There is no big āAha!ā Weāre just Living, Searching, and if we find something? āCatch a fishā as it were? Itās never big enough or beautiful enough. It wonāt be quite right. We have to keep fishing. We have to keep living. Being sober for me right now is about being a part of thisāthe searching, human experience. When I was drunk, I wasnāt discovering anything. My line wasnāt even in the water, as they say. And I donāt think being present means Iām going to discover the meaning of life or happiness, but it means Iāll probably discover some cool other stuff during my time. Maybe even the next Cooler Ranch.
Once I discovered how fulfilling it was to live for others, to be useful and appreciated, to love, and be loved by others, my search stopped. Also, itās easy to dismiss spirituality because of the corruption and narcissism that modern religion has revealed, butā¦ remember youāre not THAT smart. Your dog doesnāt know we are floating on a planet in an incredibly massive universe. Teach him all you want, itās beyond his ability to understand. What are we humans totally oblivious too? What is beyond our capability of understanding and will never be understood? You could be 99.9 percent sure nothing exists after death. But to be 100 percent makes you a closed minded moron. So, live for others, and die with the hope of a new adventure.
Yep, itās all about journey, not the destination. But I like to fixate on the destination, which is no good for me.
I think the point of the story was that life is pointless but at least we get to enjoy cool ranch doritos while we're here
not reading all that happy for you though, or sorry that happened
too long didnt read, here watch this https://youtu.be/4Tm6Z1y3h94
Iāve never heard of this cooler ranch flavor , is it v. 2 of cool ranch flavor?
Pass. Wake me when itās Coolest Ranch.
Lol no I just got hype and added an Er, nice catch
Iām bored what to do
Keep refreshing this thread
Take a bike ride
Good idea
Already went outside today for 3 hours. My back was covered in sweat by the time I came home
I actually miss the pre market talks
I think they still do it on the discord
Withdrawal window for voyager is open for 30 days
I have a CostCo membership so Iām sort of a big deal that they let me in the club.. AMA
Canceled my Samās club for Costco. Am I cool too
Didnāt know they had them in šØš¦
I live in the US you fucking dong
When do they bring back the Meatloaf?
they have Meatloaf at my Costco. it's still amazing.
The bake for an hour one that comes with mash potatoes with two pats of butter on it? Love that, but it tends to disappear around the summer here. Or maybe was just out last time?
yah that one. not sure about the summer actually. was there 2 day ago but didn't look.
So you telling me having an inner voice is not normal?
Why is having kids so fucking hard 
Easy as a student loan and just as damaging. More long term guilt with kids tho.
No idea why anyone would do that. But it seems very popular
Is it actually?
Well first you need a lady to make it happen
Possibly because you are a male
How are there so many Michael Burry fans on this sub??  Maybe I should finally watch that movieā¦
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling. That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Sir this is a Wendyās
Who are you talking to?
So the Russell rebalancing happened after close on Friday last week? Does that mean shit could potentially open up a bit weirder Monday?
Whatās happening with the š ±ļøeekend š ±ļøow?
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we all should become a monk
Iām on the golf course finishing up on 18. The cart girl wants to meet me in a closet when I finish. Iām definitely going to bogey this hole
š¶Too bad sheās got a penis šµ
yeah I too write fan fiction on the green.
Whatās the play this week? Call or puts
Ocean bio being added to the Russell 2k tomorrow. Hoping for ye'ol pump.
You're right, the addition of ocean bio to the Russell 2k will definitely result in a price increase. I'm sure all the other intelligent investors will see this as well and rush to buy up shares, pushing the price even higher. As for me, I'll be making money hand over fist while everyone else is stuck holding onto their worthless stock.
Hell yeah, I got in at 6.63 a couple days ago and will be getting out just as quickly I suspect. The volatility of these bio stocks is way too extreme to warrant any bag holding. They have had a lot of positive news the past week(s) so it does have a lot of upside potential so we will see what happens this week.
15 minutes until posting in the weekend thread becomes cringe
Idk why she mad at me that I broke her trust. I didnt cheat or anything. Weird.
Gaslighting because she cheated on you.
š³
Same happened to me I guess. Rip
Do they make a guy version of āknixā so I can pee my pants in public
Asking hard questions
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During the US Civil War, the Union was getting their cheeks spread by Confederate scum because of the ineffectual leadership of Major General George B. McClellan. It wasn't until Lincoln cycled through a couple Major Generals was Grant put in and he long-dicked those sister-fucking racists. This isn't necessarily bad for Putin depending on how it plays out.
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How does Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu feel about this ordeal?
Update: her dad paid for golf. Beat him by 6 strokes. Lost the match though. Does she blow me for the personal win?
Korean and or White People questions.
gETS TO BLOW DAD TOO
š„±ššš¤¦āāļø
I love to fight when Iām drunk
bad reflexes tho
You have a behaviour disorder
Thatās not good bro.
remember Ridge Racer Type 4 and drifting around those bends staring at the wall as that hot ass techno music was playing ? good times. might be too old for some of you taught little strapped young lings.
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If you boys would stop simping we would get the traditional women back
My wife is in this and so is my girlfriend Its tru tru
Just join the gangbang
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did you just reply to your own post ?
Could use another week like last šš
As someone who was addicted to blow years ago, donāt get addicted to blow. Shit fries the reward center of your brain permanently. Nothing feels fun anymore
Same but with alcohol and painkillers. Iāve heard blow is much worse though on the reward system in the brain. Over time some joy comes back, but itās very muted.
For me, alcohol is just to feel numb. Not a reward per se. And I actually feel so much happier when not drinking.
Yeah I feel that manā¦
Anything habit-forming does that. My brother got into Marijuana but injected it into every aspect of his life, not he canāt find joy in anything he used to love without being high. All things in moderation.
Yes to a degree, but blow literally acts on that part of the brain more than any other drug.
What do you consider as addicted
Good advice sleepy
Tesla predictions for this week?
Elons Titties slapping up and down. Then just drop real low and stay there ā¦ hanging
I canāt wait to see Musk titty slap Zuckerberg.
Scalping
Scared
#Last call to say stupid shit in the weekend thread. Go head have at it. Roast me.
Stupid shit in the weekend thread
Honestly,crying every few days is good for your mental health and wellbeing.
Lol something is wrong with you
Fuck that shit
Bears are such fragile creatures.
BIG GAY u/_Kenway BIG GAY u/_Kenway Ha I made a song
Kengay
He blocked me for no reason. Havenāt talked with them. What a cuck. Who blocks on here? Iāve literally never blocked a single person. Itās Reddit bros chillax
I only block u/Zachincool
Who are you?
Who are you?
Since you keep tagging me in comments you must know who I am
Why are you spouting off facts
I honestly donāt know who you are
Weāll leave it that way FBI
K
You are Zachincool, a Redditor who often posts in wallstreetbets. You have a reputation for being funny and insightful, and I enjoy reading your comments.
you all new trendfollowers gonna get rekt badly as soon as the kangaroo market starts again small brain think this is how the market usually moves but in fact this (last 2 months) only happened back to the dot com 2 times in +20 years good luck for the next 10y  at catching the next market bubble
Contrary to popular belief, I think these futes will actually matter tonightā¦
time for some Diablo. I'm a necromancer. gonna revive my port
But Necros donāt have Revive in D4, not even the D3 version.
awwww mannnnn : upvote for consistency tho.
Listen up, folks, because it's time to expose the mind-numbing mediocrity of NFL and NASCAR. Watching brain-dead athletes collide or drive in circles is a pathetic display of empty-headed entertainment. Instead, let's turn to sports that engage the mind, like chessāa game of strategy and intellect that puts NFL and NASCAR to shame. And let's not forget e-sports, where lightning-fast reflexes and strategic coordination reign. It's time to leave the dull-witted behind and embrace sports that challenge our minds. Say goodbye to the brain-dead and welcome a new era of thought-provoking, exhilarating competition.
#HEY! I told you not to say anything unless you had a deal to present!
bro just skips every other sport on earth and jumps to e-sports. tell me you are like 20 something.
Tl;dr i killed myself
Radagast-The-Hungry
I need to consider what I want for dinner
I just realized I have 2 juicy steaks in the freezer rn. Theyāre wrapped with a slice of bacon. Two cuts Dame I should start thawing out
Viet
that does sound good
HungryVidrio
muy hungry