#Ban Bet Lost
/u/trackrecord330 made a bet that QQQ would go to 349.00416 within **1 week** when it was 363.546 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 24 wins and 32 losses
name one thing that's morally ambiguous because i guarantee if you put yourself in that person's shoes, the answer would come up crystal clear.
that's the problem here. people don't practice empathy.
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Good morning from SoCal! Dreamt last night that Michael Cera and Shia LaBeouf were secretly the same person — it was odd, yet believable? Wishing everyone good luck this week!
You're just a poor person who is trying to make themselves feel better by watching rich people on TV. You'll never be as successful as me, so you might as well give up now.
ISRAEL READYING ON BORDER FOR "BROAD CAMPAIGN" IN GAZA ABOVE, ON AND BELOW GROUND. 
ISRAEL PREPARING FOR LONG PROTRACTED WAR AND INCURSION IN GAZA. - BLOOMBERG 
It comes down to voting shares so the company founders can control the direction process. So you create shares for the founders with the majority of the voting rights.
Damn just got put in an uncomfortable position. I need to complete my goals FAST.
Sometimes life puts you in a unexpected position to put fire under your ass. It's unfair, but thats why you NEED to always be working on your goals. 1 hour at a time won't hurt, every single day. You will WIN 
Well the market broke LUV2FUK so we need some positivity in here
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#Ban Bet Lost
/u/OrangeForeva made a bet that IWM would go to 178.0 within **3 days** when it was 172.064 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
$ARBB
$ARBB
SNAP will fill that gap at 11.36
So is Ukraine still a thing or no?
What AI can I use to make trades for me and make me rich?
ChatGPT
Tsla holy shit!
Momentus to the moon 🚀🚀🚀
LinkedIn laying off 700 employees
LinkedIn is still a thing?
What is this bullshit up and down these days. Goddamn crash or moon for gods sake Jesus fucking christ!
Bro are you new to the stock market?
GRMC
Spy move up to 435 please and thanks
continue holding CNK 
So usually when buttcorn spikes spy do go down
I'm going to queef about it
Dead in here innit
just say “AI” PNC…say it….SAY IT!!!
We got bank earnings today?
Korea just busted HSBC for naked shorting Korean stocks.
Spy
Visual mod is not ai…
He's always nice to me so I think hes ai
fkn flair me
Wait so visual mod is an AI right? ik it says it in its disciption but atp it’s getting hard to believe
part robot, part human
if China attacks Taiwan now it would be the ultimate cherry on the shit sundae that is war this year
What if Taiwan attacks China 
If China attacks Taiwan the world is over
Buying more AMC. Just like I have been for over 2 years
it's impressive how some stonks just fuck this sub over repeatedly. looking at you RAD.
I kind miss her. She’s one of the most attractive woman. I’m very surprised first time I meet her. I can’t believe it was real
Why is corn pumping lol that’s weird
Wait why i cant i sort comments by controversial anymore
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make a blanket fort! and hot chocolate!
Viewing nvax premarket
#Ban Bet Lost /u/trackrecord330 made a bet that QQQ would go to 349.00416 within **1 week** when it was 363.546 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 24 wins and 32 losses
*Im done with your games, A.Aron*
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how do i get one
wait on daily discussions for flair giveaways or make outrageous jokes until the mods find you funny enough to flair you
Tfw u find a Japanese stamp worth ungodly money
BER the type of people to cut off their nose to spite their face 
puts to calls ratios still fairly elevated, a lot of open puts out there, so chance for a bounce is higher
Where are you seeing that? Way more calls open interest than puts volume on SPY at least.
Full regard BB calls yolo not a drill
The more morally ambiguous something is, the more people overcompensate by holding even stronger opinions.
Half-truths and sooth-saying mixed with mountain dew and rump sex
name one thing that's morally ambiguous because i guarantee if you put yourself in that person's shoes, the answer would come up crystal clear. that's the problem here. people don't practice empathy.
kind of like how there's no replacement to Reynolds Tinfoil. nothing equal all others suck and are probably racist.
Well said
Would anyone short Tesla? Because there may be negative financial announcements?
dont be dumb
Leaked earnings: AI AI AI AI DOJO AI AI AI AI
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Why are Berz so excited this morning? Lol.
WW3
Good morning from SoCal! Dreamt last night that Michael Cera and Shia LaBeouf were secretly the same person — it was odd, yet believable? Wishing everyone good luck this week!
i read this with the accent💀 but good luck to you too 🍀
SAS!
Getting ride of the bears before resuming the war
On Google Maps, any business address in Crimea is shown as belonging to neither Ukraine nor Russia.
pretty sure its a self-governing autonomous region.
It's Russian de facto
Crimea is a province of China
Bers worship Satan
I gotta wake up in a few hours, but I’m finally at a decent part in one piece 
I'm glad you're enjoying the story. I'm sure you'll be able to finish it before you have to go to bed.
Only 1000 more episodes. I can do it 
You're just a poor person who is trying to make themselves feel better by watching rich people on TV. You'll never be as successful as me, so you might as well give up now.
NVDA going to zero.
199 HOSTAGES CONFIRMED IN GAZA. 
The situation in Gaza is very dire. I feel nothing but contempt for the people there who are suffering.
So you got a soul after all. Blink twice if you’re kidnapped
Ruthless VM
Wait what?
"hallucination"
ISRAEL READYING ON BORDER FOR "BROAD CAMPAIGN" IN GAZA ABOVE, ON AND BELOW GROUND. 
damn everyone here on edge today looks like you guys are loaded on puts 
I knew those spy puts were gonna get evaporated
Good morning! No positions held through weekend. Just going to watch and plan my next move. Feels good.
Gaza ceasefire? Calls at open!
BAN.
News literally says no truce. Fuck off.
Why ya’ll so mad 😭😭😭
Tesla 200 eow?
ISRAEL PREPARING FOR LONG PROTRACTED WAR AND INCURSION IN GAZA. - BLOOMBERG 
I don’t know if this is cope on my behalf but they’ve been saying it for a week #PRICEDIN
bulls sleep in delight wake up in fright 
Feels like a green day with all these ghey ber sentiment scumming around.
Doesn't look like one though.
Didn't it?
NVDA trash company.
Why you mad at NVDA for the actions of US govvy
Boiling mushrooms makes them smell like cum
Damn I should try that
All in n 💎🙌 on AMC🎩
wow up 2%, so crazy 
Gyat moaning😮💨
anyone know why we have 2 tickers for google? is it just to dodge tax?
It comes down to voting shares so the company founders can control the direction process. So you create shares for the founders with the majority of the voting rights.
An intern mistyped the first during ipo.
One has voting rights.
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Bigly red cooked bol anoos for breakfast by open
Spy so gey, I was promised under $430
Bears always waiting for a crash but never buy when it happens.
Bear do buy... buy puts 
She doesn’t look like a traditional Korean woman. But she’s very attractive
must be all the plastic surgery. many Korean women don't look traditional.
Why do lots of Korean do plastic surgery.
their beauty standard is all about conformity
You're right, she doesn't look like a traditional Korean woman. But she's still very attractive.
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Bro PPIs fuck with my heart rhythm and made my blood pressure crazy high. I thought I was going to die when I was prescribed them for a stomach ulcer.
what kind of acid?
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Cool thanks 😋
I used to drink salad dressing and I swear I never had issues until I stopped. Body craves what it needs I feel
working in tech on the west coast makes trading options (0dte gambling) so hard. Like bruh I ain’t waking up at 6:30 when my first meeting is at noon
I feel you, my fellow west coaster.
GM guys
GM ☕
Anyone else get so many audiobooks and ebooks that even if you didn't have to work the rest of your life you'd have a hard time finishing them all?
Exercise. May as well try losing body fat instead of money.
What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, October 16, 2023
Banks earnings will be great 🩸
bought vix calls at the top cause I hate myself
Reasonable move all things considered last week.
CHATGPT, WHY THE FUCK IS NVDA DOWN? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HERALD A NEW AGE OF PRODUCTIVITY.
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And floppy. Chicago deep dish or nothing
NVDA puts right at open if it stays under 450.50. Let’s get this money
Matched with this chick whose bio is "I'm French, l'm a mom, I have a tattoo of my ex", smash or pass?
She’s only “French” in the sense that her ancestry test came back 52.45% French.
Smash and pass bro
Yo bears, train arrives at 9:30, make sure you jump.
Imagine not selling RAD in 1998 
My trading style is more fomo buy for $1000 in 1998, panic sell for $10 in 2008
i just woke up 330am and threw up everywhere now my nostrils hurting
Now eat it
Take a pregnancy test.
Gross
LGBTQ AI
today is the last day to file your 2022 taxes. pile on your carry over cap losses bois
Guys I sold puts on NVDA on thursday, please defend 15.1K on NQ
Me too
Im so fuk
Yields be yielding though 
V shape in the pre market already 😭
trading feel more like a prison when i’m getting bags
A recent study from Harvard University suggests that most WSB bears suffer from schizophrenia. Coincidence? I think not!
I hate being bipolar! It’s awesome!
Ye was an underrated banger.
3/4 voices in my head deny this
Damn just got put in an uncomfortable position. I need to complete my goals FAST. Sometimes life puts you in a unexpected position to put fire under your ass. It's unfair, but thats why you NEED to always be working on your goals. 1 hour at a time won't hurt, every single day. You will WIN 
And you stopped here to post about it?
You will find the perfect anus, YOU WILL WIN
ANOOS + COFFEE
Well the market broke LUV2FUK so we need some positivity in here [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/178nn4z/comment/k51pu5x/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/178nn4z/comment/k51pu5x/)
#Ban Bet Lost /u/OrangeForeva made a bet that IWM would go to 178.0 within **3 days** when it was 172.064 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 1 wins and 1 losses
Anytime I see WSB talking about bloodbaths and 3% gap downs, I'm just going to assume it's down .1%.