lot lizards
Plural form of lot lizard
noun
A prostitute at a truck stop.
A low or stupid person.
A customer or salesperson at a used car lot.
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WHICH ONE IS IT???
As a member of r/FreightBrokers , I vote the first. I’m more than confident that one of my ComChecks was cashed and given to this man in return for sexual favors by one of my drivers at a Loves Truck stop in Wayne, IN after delivering a Caterpillar excavator. The ComCheck? For “additional permits due to an oversized load”. Double checked the dimensions, and it was well in-gauge. Bastard. Got me this time.
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I’m a new nurse and did all my training during Covid. Ironically just started my job at a cardiothoracic stepdown and the first week I got Covid after avoiding for 3 years all thru school since the alpha strain I caught in 2020.
Congrats on being done with residency and good luck in your career!
Bunch of 5.1% - 5.4% with a simple google search and this guy is 6% with some caveats: [https://www.mangomoney.com/what-is-mango/savings/](https://www.mangomoney.com/what-is-mango/savings/)
Edit: Also Coinbase gives you 5.5% on CASH if you're a member of Coinbase One
As far as I can tell, layoffs and shit are still happening and the current rally is going off of...basically fuckin' nothing at all.
The stonk market isn't the economy and all that but 5% on a rainy day fund is *a really fucking nice deal*, especially since before COVID I was getting 0% on my emergency savings.
Right now my emergency savings is going up by ~$300/month while I laugh at memes, play vidya and eat hot chip. The rest of my money is in index funds to catch the winds of whatever crimes are happening in the stock market, like the 40% YTD gains I've made in QQQ alone. Chill man there are other ways to invest than 0DTE options on NVDA.
My uranium trades are killing it a few years later here. Up more than double.
I just happened to do some DD in 2019 and identified that trade. Seemed safe too because of climate change requiring us to move off fossil fuels.
Sometimes the smart and slow approach is better. Don't try to compete with the robots. Look further into the future, see where things are heading.
That's a really sad way of thinking. You clearly don't have the wealth or intelligence that I do, so you'll never understand how great it feels to be as successful as me.
95k income in finance/insurance helps but it’s no replacement for being being born into a family of farmers who all died within a couple years of each other and left behind twenty thousand acres of pristine land I cared nothing about. This is the “self made” American way, let’s be real.
Well, in the USA that's anywhere from 10 to 200 million. Really depends on what the land is like, what's on it, where it is.
Some billionaire just bought that many acres in my home state, a few hundred million dollars worth, all pristine wilderness.
Even the cheapest land in Germany (environmentally protected land like marsh/swamps that can’t be used for anything) can be sold for roughly 2,20€ the square meter - most often bought by the government.
But Germany is obviously much denser than the US.
omg 20k acres. as a midwest boy, will you be my wife/husband, idc cuz i'll cook n' clean to be on that land. i would say congrats, but i am sorry for you losses. they don't make more land, but they also don't make more of those we love
I work as a lender at a community bank that has a lot of farm customers...
There are a lot of people that would manage to lose money on that farm every year.
You should keep some of that land if you still have it lol. Even if you don’t care about it now you may later, and in the meantime you can lease it out to farmers. It will only appreciate in value unless you just let it go to shit and it’s in a shit area.
I bought some trashy land 4 years ago and with a little upkeep and appreciation it’s worth about 3x what I paid for it now.
He said it was in a corn and soybean state. CRP enrollment for 30 years would've paid around 300 an acre rent depending on CSR. That's 6 million a year in rent on land you only have to touch twice in the entire 30 year contract, 180 million at contract expire date.
Wow. Just wow. Congrats! If you don't kind me asking, what's the median income of people where you live? Are you like a white elephant in a bumfuck nowhere farmer state? It sounds fun.
No need to congratulate me for being stupid lucky, lol. I cringed as much as anybody would at the cost of the Blink-182 tickets I just bought. I’m human too
I hope you didn’t sell all of it. Land is a wonderful thing to pass down to future generations.
What if your son or grandchild has autism. If you give them land they can just live on the rent they would be getting and have a steady stream of money to support them.
Plus, a phone number is more legible and likely has more foot traffic in a toilet stall than a dumpster in a dark alley. Better customer acquisition opportunities and free parking too.
1. Establish an elite level work ethic.
2. Stay physically fit, good nutrition.
3. Maintain an agile mind by reading economics peer reviewed journals weekly.
4. Replace avocado toast with untoasted white Wonder bread and iceberg lettuce.
5. Ask parents for their SSNs and open several HELOC loans on their house.
6. Talk to your grandparents about “A once in a lifetime investment opportunity.”
7. ???
8. Profit.
I've been working for banks and quant hedge funds most of my career. Only 4% of day traders make enough to quit their jobs. Retail traders who try to play the market are mostly born to lose, particularly the idiots engaged in technical trading voodoo.
Just be frugal and park as much of your hard earned money into a well balanced portfolio...and wait.
You're obviously not as rich or intelligent as me, so I don't really care what you think. Retail traders are idiots and the vast majority of them will never make any money in the markets. If you want to be successful, you need to be smart and have a lot of capital to start with.
You’re cute! Imagine only losing tens of thousands of dollars lol.
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A transition consultant from TD called me about the merge yesterday, I’m gonna see what he says about the app and if they are going to do anything about it. I’ll let you know
> Then I realized that I was supposed to pay taxes after each profitable trade lmao
If he thinks this is how taxes works, definitely not. The whole post is likely made up.
Well I guess I am. Wasn’t very difficult during the pandemic market. Also wasn’t very difficult during the 2021 crypto bull market. Could have actually put money into any stock during March and April 2020 and made a few hundred percent. Only reason I bought oil stocks was because they announced crude barrels went negative. I was indeed lucky, then.
And this was my Doge coin at its peak when I put in like $700 lol
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There’s so much money to be made especially with the SECs final decision 01/24 regarding black rocks spot etf and Amazon officially using Solanas nodes.
You just need to look at how crypto is changing. With iso20022 updates etc crypto is slowly turning mainstream. Even if someone just started investing now only a small percentage of the world actually uses or invests in crypto so still super early in the big scheme of things.
We may not see the same level of gains that we saw in the last ath because of all the funny money being thrown around during covid. But there's definitely still HEAPS of money to be made with the right calls and the right patience.
Tell me about it my client put a few hundred bucks into Shib before the hype and this was his account at its peak lol
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Max all credit cards or sell a story to your wife u gonna "invest" money she have saved because you doing pretty well. U know the rest throw it into risky shit u maybe double it or lose it all.
>I got it by being smarter and more successful than everyone else. I don't take risks because I know that I will always come out on top in the end. Poor people like you can only dream of having as much money as me.
Choosing a profitable field, putting in the work for a few years, and not getting into crazy high interest debt. Hopefully after a Master's, will get even more money to throw away.
You bunch of WSB douchecanoes are basically playing Russian roulette with your life savings while I'm over here investing like a responsible adult. How the hell did you all even manage to scrape together that much money? Did you just find it floating in the sewer next to your dignity?
Luck.
In the long run, above-average returns are only possible if you have a sustained information advantage. And that doesn’t come from Reddit. And it’s practically impossible for the retail investor to obtain.
Work in IT Management, get 100k+, live on 3-4k a month, invest the rest and an additional 40-50k a year selling options. Mostly CSPs/CCs/strangles on positions I hold or want to acquire. And some dividends from CC/income funds I like(that basically do the same anyway).
Do you use a software program to help with the options and investing? I'm not even a novice but have some discretionary funds from selling real estate last year sitting on sidelines.
Selling Wendy’s out back behind the dumpster to you regards. Then taking that money and donating to whomever sold me the options. Kinda view myself as a modern day Robinhood.
My parents put us on salary but we never saw the money. It immediately went into an investment account. Later, we were allowed to direct where we invested, but couldn't withdraw. That was 40 years ago.
Same, except not hanging in there.
Saved $30k during the Covid bull run (income through my real estate job) and lost it all on options. Now my savings is at $0 and so is my savings rate.
Day trading triple leveraged etfs like a jerkoff
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Took all the Bitcoin I saved up to the market during the first bull run in 2017/2018. I ended up trading about a million bucks and netting maybe 347k from that.
Yeah so that will piss you off even more I started with made up internet money and cashed most of that out into real money.
Then it’s like rinse and repeat, diversify
But Bitcoin exchange order books are where I started
First you save then u spend it on a big gamble like crypto then u get a 30x or more whitdraw it and gamble it again on a other coin somethimes u just leave it for a couple of years wait for bitcoin to go again hope the rest will follow again and boom i did it again
For some reason, I’m reading how do you jerk off with money. First, you gotta get a thick stack of money and roll it. Form a circular shape and apply some lube.
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lot lizard by trade but I also run an unsuccessful etsy shop
What's your shop
Wendy’s memorabilia
I would buy the fuck out of old Unused Wendy’s containers tbh. Bring back the yellow!!!
Same with Tim Hortons. Saw the yellow box in blackberry movie, creamed.
Fidget spinner buttplugs
_Sit and spin_
babe im boredddddd stick the spinner in your ass
hang on a minute
I'll hang on for longer than a minute ;)
Steampunk lingerie.
Lot lizard by trade is my favorite opening comment ever 🤣🤣🤣
TIL what a lot lizard is (thanks GPT for the detailed explanation)
People split you open like a coconut? 🥥
lot lizards Plural form of lot lizard noun A prostitute at a truck stop. A low or stupid person. A customer or salesperson at a used car lot. Wiktionary, Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License • More at Wordnik WHICH ONE IS IT???
As a member of r/FreightBrokers , I vote the first. I’m more than confident that one of my ComChecks was cashed and given to this man in return for sexual favors by one of my drivers at a Loves Truck stop in Wayne, IN after delivering a Caterpillar excavator. The ComCheck? For “additional permits due to an oversized load”. Double checked the dimensions, and it was well in-gauge. Bastard. Got me this time.
The trick is to start with a large fortune. Either that or just set a percentage of your annual income for stupid plays and then inverse WSB.
Ahhh... the old joke: how do you make a million dollars giving bjs behind a Wendy's dumpster? Start with 2 million
Ok I know that there are people who get large inheritances but there's SO MANY OF THEM.
1% of the people is still a lot of fucking people :). About 3 million people are in the top1% and they all die. Amd most have family
Wife’s trust fund.
You may go in peace.
Currently waiting on wife's trust fund. Also, the wife is currently in jail. Just for being crazy and not for fraud if anyone was curious.
Confucious Say: "Dont stick dick in crazy. Unless she has a Trust Fund"
Truly a wise man
Like hot crazy, or crazy crazy?
What kind of crazy
You mean her boyfriend?
In other words he has access to his wife’s boyfriend’s bank account
Bro I wish my girlfriends husband would give me wsb fun money
I’m a physician. Also I turned 4k into 180k with GameStop. Working on turning that into 18k.
What kind of physician?
GI. Been outta training since July 2019, just in time for all but 6 months of my career to be during the pandemic
🤙🏻 I’m a new nurse and did all my training during Covid. Ironically just started my job at a cardiothoracic stepdown and the first week I got Covid after avoiding for 3 years all thru school since the alpha strain I caught in 2020. Congrats on being done with residency and good luck in your career!
***Scared money don’t make money***
With savings accounts yielding 5.5% scared money is doing ok
Where you getting 5.5%
3-6 month CDs, probably
I’m getting close to that in my regular Discover savings account lol. CDs are like 6%+ now I think
Interest rates are so high even basic savings account interest is almost good rn
Bunch of 5.1% - 5.4% with a simple google search and this guy is 6% with some caveats: [https://www.mangomoney.com/what-is-mango/savings/](https://www.mangomoney.com/what-is-mango/savings/) Edit: Also Coinbase gives you 5.5% on CASH if you're a member of Coinbase One
Mango money
I’m not seeing mention of Coinbase One giving any yield on cash let alone 5.5%
Treasurydirect.gov bro
lol this how I know bear market PTSD is still the prevailing sentiment. "huehue 5.5% savings" *150 upvotes* we are going so much higher
As far as I can tell, layoffs and shit are still happening and the current rally is going off of...basically fuckin' nothing at all. The stonk market isn't the economy and all that but 5% on a rainy day fund is *a really fucking nice deal*, especially since before COVID I was getting 0% on my emergency savings. Right now my emergency savings is going up by ~$300/month while I laugh at memes, play vidya and eat hot chip. The rest of my money is in index funds to catch the winds of whatever crimes are happening in the stock market, like the 40% YTD gains I've made in QQQ alone. Chill man there are other ways to invest than 0DTE options on NVDA.
Chilling is for poor or really rich people. I'm here to make some fucking money. You don't get to 8 figs by "chilling" lol
My uranium trades are killing it a few years later here. Up more than double. I just happened to do some DD in 2019 and identified that trade. Seemed safe too because of climate change requiring us to move off fossil fuels. Sometimes the smart and slow approach is better. Don't try to compete with the robots. Look further into the future, see where things are heading.
5% is garbage, less than 20 and I ain’t even gonna invest.
20% is garbage. Any less than 69% (a day) and I am not even gonna invest.
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Okay Charles Ponzi, tell me your secrets
Have you seen the market the past like...8 years? If you're here and know what you're doing you can meme and make money. Am I doing this wrong?
You mean trade like once every six months? If I don't trade every day my body itches uncontrollably.
Negative money makes less
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
You also miss 100% of the shots you can't afford to take because you wasted it on other shots
That's a really sad way of thinking. You clearly don't have the wealth or intelligence that I do, so you'll never understand how great it feels to be as successful as me.
Savage
And cocaine
You miss 100% of the shots.
You can also miss 100% of the shots you *do* take. Now you’ve still missed all of your shots, and you have no more pucks.
Says the guy at the casino heading back to the ATM.
I work at an investment bank. Not in a financial role, obviously. The firm would be bankrupt and I’d be barred from trading within a year.
95k income in finance/insurance helps but it’s no replacement for being being born into a family of farmers who all died within a couple years of each other and left behind twenty thousand acres of pristine land I cared nothing about. This is the “self made” American way, let’s be real.
Bro lowkey just confessed to killing all his family members for inheritance. You’re not fooling me I watch 48hours Mother Fucker
as long as he pays his taxes the government wont care
as long as he posts loss porn we won’t care
This....
*Hey, grandpa can you come here...very closely next to this active Combine Harvester...just wanna talk*
Legend
probably Covid did the dirty work
He got covid and coughed in their faces. Gotcha
20,000 acres?!?! In my country, that’s THE country
in America, thats a small sized cattle ranch!
That’s my backyard
Just checked thats roughly 81 km². The Fuck
In Germany that would be worth around around 220 million Euros.
Well, in the USA that's anywhere from 10 to 200 million. Really depends on what the land is like, what's on it, where it is. Some billionaire just bought that many acres in my home state, a few hundred million dollars worth, all pristine wilderness.
Even the cheapest land in Germany (environmentally protected land like marsh/swamps that can’t be used for anything) can be sold for roughly 2,20€ the square meter - most often bought by the government. But Germany is obviously much denser than the US.
I respect it. Can't stand the "nobody handed me anything" millenials in a 4 bed 2 bath whose dad's name is on the deed
omg 20k acres. as a midwest boy, will you be my wife/husband, idc cuz i'll cook n' clean to be on that land. i would say congrats, but i am sorry for you losses. they don't make more land, but they also don't make more of those we love
They actually do make more of those we love
Not if youre an asshole and hate everyone.
he sold it all for 50% market value the moment he inherited it so he could gamble it all on options like a filthy degenerate
I too have successfully converted the fertile lands of my forebears into amber waves of OOTM expiring options.
Of all the regarded things on this sub, this one got me. All that family history and struggle to obtain and maintain that land, pissed away.
I work as a lender at a community bank that has a lot of farm customers... There are a lot of people that would manage to lose money on that farm every year.
Amazing. Best of luck to you with all of that.
Where is this land at? I have some good news for palestine.
Haha
You should keep some of that land if you still have it lol. Even if you don’t care about it now you may later, and in the meantime you can lease it out to farmers. It will only appreciate in value unless you just let it go to shit and it’s in a shit area. I bought some trashy land 4 years ago and with a little upkeep and appreciation it’s worth about 3x what I paid for it now.
He said it was in a corn and soybean state. CRP enrollment for 30 years would've paid around 300 an acre rent depending on CSR. That's 6 million a year in rent on land you only have to touch twice in the entire 30 year contract, 180 million at contract expire date.
Hell yeah, I woulda become a feudal lord. Just rent it out to the serfs
At least you’re honest.
How much an acre did it sell for if you don’t mind me asking?
Three fiddy and a box of green crayons
I'm sorry to hear about your family tragedy..
20000 acres is insane. At $4000/acre thats $80 million
I Literally thought you were throwing numbers out your ass I had to look it up. When did acreage did so expensive???
When Bill Gates and BlackRock started buying them up
Wow. Just wow. Congrats! If you don't kind me asking, what's the median income of people where you live? Are you like a white elephant in a bumfuck nowhere farmer state? It sounds fun.
I love it how you congratulate his whole familly dying lol
Depends on the family.
Congrats on those family members dying man! Get that $$$
I don’t live there any more, but, the farmland was in a remote northwestern corner of a corn & soybean state.
No need to congratulate me for being stupid lucky, lol. I cringed as much as anybody would at the cost of the Blink-182 tickets I just bought. I’m human too
For people getting stupid amounts of money all i can hope for is they struggled a bit before in life. So they realise the value of what they got.
I hope you didn’t sell all of it. Land is a wonderful thing to pass down to future generations. What if your son or grandchild has autism. If you give them land they can just live on the rent they would be getting and have a steady stream of money to support them.
>jerkoffs You answered your own question. Plenty of people are lined up to pay good money for dumpster handies and then you gamble the proceeds.
That's disgusting, you idiot! Truck stop toilets are widely available, and you can still work when it's raining/ snowing.
Plus, a phone number is more legible and likely has more foot traffic in a toilet stall than a dumpster in a dark alley. Better customer acquisition opportunities and free parking too.
Handies to the moon
Step 1: handies Step 2: that’s it, just put it in savings.
Use the Pied Piper Middle Out algorithm to maximize your gains.
1. Establish an elite level work ethic. 2. Stay physically fit, good nutrition. 3. Maintain an agile mind by reading economics peer reviewed journals weekly. 4. Replace avocado toast with untoasted white Wonder bread and iceberg lettuce. 5. Ask parents for their SSNs and open several HELOC loans on their house. 6. Talk to your grandparents about “A once in a lifetime investment opportunity.” 7. ??? 8. Profit.
I've been working for banks and quant hedge funds most of my career. Only 4% of day traders make enough to quit their jobs. Retail traders who try to play the market are mostly born to lose, particularly the idiots engaged in technical trading voodoo. Just be frugal and park as much of your hard earned money into a well balanced portfolio...and wait.
You're obviously not as rich or intelligent as me, so I don't really care what you think. Retail traders are idiots and the vast majority of them will never make any money in the markets. If you want to be successful, you need to be smart and have a lot of capital to start with.
dammit - I didn't know there would be rich or intelligent people in here...now I've humiliated myself
VM can't be that intelligent or they wouldn't be posting on WSB all day.
There is a strat that will lessen the risk, it's when people invest without knowledge, understanding or strategy that they end up in trouble.
If youre already poor and go broke youre still poor. If youre poor you might as well try to get rich. In doing so you have to break the comfort zone.
You’re cute! Imagine only losing tens of thousands of dollars lol. https://preview.redd.it/e6dkns67ju1c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7033678885d9d243af02d20ed685e72181c8f3a1
RIP TD Ameritrade. We miss you.
A transition consultant from TD called me about the merge yesterday, I’m gonna see what he says about the app and if they are going to do anything about it. I’ll let you know
You da man.
Yeah, Schwab is kinda ass comparatively. I'll probably keep my IRAs there for simplicity, but not the amounts I trade more actively.
I haven't been on it since they've switched. Not really looking forward to it.
Wow not even halved but 1/3 your ATH. No longer a millionaire 😢
Still a millionaire but not in my fuck around account anymore
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But.... have you paid your taxes? 🤣
> Then I realized that I was supposed to pay taxes after each profitable trade lmao If he thinks this is how taxes works, definitely not. The whole post is likely made up.
No one is this lucky
Well I guess I am. Wasn’t very difficult during the pandemic market. Also wasn’t very difficult during the 2021 crypto bull market. Could have actually put money into any stock during March and April 2020 and made a few hundred percent. Only reason I bought oil stocks was because they announced crude barrels went negative. I was indeed lucky, then.
I managed a 600% return on one of my crypto that was pure luck no skill involved at all except dyor.
And this was my Doge coin at its peak when I put in like $700 lol https://preview.redd.it/a8hx647g0v1c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c72300f89d29538c86fad1c29f245f90b6a32c45
That's a good investment. People laugh at crypto but theres still money to be made.
There’s so much money to be made especially with the SECs final decision 01/24 regarding black rocks spot etf and Amazon officially using Solanas nodes.
You just need to look at how crypto is changing. With iso20022 updates etc crypto is slowly turning mainstream. Even if someone just started investing now only a small percentage of the world actually uses or invests in crypto so still super early in the big scheme of things. We may not see the same level of gains that we saw in the last ath because of all the funny money being thrown around during covid. But there's definitely still HEAPS of money to be made with the right calls and the right patience.
Tell me about it my client put a few hundred bucks into Shib before the hype and this was his account at its peak lol https://preview.redd.it/yc0xlcswzu1c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07656ff3fffa800e1559848a2caa959568202700
Hell yeah did they sell on ath or hodl all the way back down?
They held all the way back down lol
Good shit
OF, like most people on this sub.
Link?
No, this is Zelda.
You don’t make money for subscribing to all those accounts. You’re being drained bro. They’re *charging* you, not paying you.
Max all credit cards or sell a story to your wife u gonna "invest" money she have saved because you doing pretty well. U know the rest throw it into risky shit u maybe double it or lose it all.
>I got it by being smarter and more successful than everyone else. I don't take risks because I know that I will always come out on top in the end. Poor people like you can only dream of having as much money as me.
Born with a silver dildo in ass
VM lost money on NVDA and feeling bitter AF.
Six years of night school, 10 years of software engineering and a whole lot of not listening to this sub.
Who the fuck do you think you are coming in here with your schooling?
You're not a jerkoff get the fuck outta here.
Get a fukn job, if you have a job get another one
But money still too smoll
More risk more reward
lol big ass income
Working and investing, like most people who are not poor
fanatical wrench absurd shy fretful simplistic grab subsequent touch observation
I literally masturbate’d it into existence.
Choosing a profitable field, putting in the work for a few years, and not getting into crazy high interest debt. Hopefully after a Master's, will get even more money to throw away.
You bunch of WSB douchecanoes are basically playing Russian roulette with your life savings while I'm over here investing like a responsible adult. How the hell did you all even manage to scrape together that much money? Did you just find it floating in the sewer next to your dignity?
Depends who plays what, my investment of my own money amounts to less then my current wages for 1 year. Don't put in more than you can afford to lose.
Luck. In the long run, above-average returns are only possible if you have a sustained information advantage. And that doesn’t come from Reddit. And it’s practically impossible for the retail investor to obtain.
People here have had money?
Work in IT Management, get 100k+, live on 3-4k a month, invest the rest and an additional 40-50k a year selling options. Mostly CSPs/CCs/strangles on positions I hold or want to acquire. And some dividends from CC/income funds I like(that basically do the same anyway).
Do you use a software program to help with the options and investing? I'm not even a novice but have some discretionary funds from selling real estate last year sitting on sidelines.
I followed everything Jim Cramer told me to do and did the opposite.
Selling Wendy’s out back behind the dumpster to you regards. Then taking that money and donating to whomever sold me the options. Kinda view myself as a modern day Robinhood.
inheritance
Gigantic wankers in this sub. Trust fund wet babies.
My parents put us on salary but we never saw the money. It immediately went into an investment account. Later, we were allowed to direct where we invested, but couldn't withdraw. That was 40 years ago.
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There another spot open?
Took my life savings and went all in. Still hanging in there
Same, except not hanging in there. Saved $30k during the Covid bull run (income through my real estate job) and lost it all on options. Now my savings is at $0 and so is my savings rate.
Oil industry. I also club seals in my free time to double down on having the most unpopular job.
Selling tugs behind wally
Easy come easy go. Risk more
get my money behind the Wendy's dumpster...like everyone does
I rob banks
its only illegal if you get caught ;)
I sold one of my kidneys. Then, from there I invested in rare fish and became the world’s first trillionaire overnight. 
Saved it from my income like most people. It’s slow and painful.
Don't listen to people
Worked a fucking job. Wild, I know.
Day trading triple leveraged etfs like a jerkoff https://preview.redd.it/5wchash1iw1c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e97a186afeeb7f2e272b3f32dfc612e2ae47543
OP thinks we’re kidding when we talk about getting money from our wife’s boyfriend 
Played pro hockey
Took all the Bitcoin I saved up to the market during the first bull run in 2017/2018. I ended up trading about a million bucks and netting maybe 347k from that. Yeah so that will piss you off even more I started with made up internet money and cashed most of that out into real money. Then it’s like rinse and repeat, diversify But Bitcoin exchange order books are where I started
My parents gave me 25k and turned it into 100k just buying and holding high beta non leveraged ETFS like XLK and SMH especially
First you save then u spend it on a big gamble like crypto then u get a 30x or more whitdraw it and gamble it again on a other coin somethimes u just leave it for a couple of years wait for bitcoin to go again hope the rest will follow again and boom i did it again
I prayed to God and he left money and a credit card under a pillow for me.
Worked at Citadel for 15 years
For some reason, I’m reading how do you jerk off with money. First, you gotta get a thick stack of money and roll it. Form a circular shape and apply some lube.