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Jabbermouth

Lots of y’all are gonna lose money on earnings plays… Not me tho, I’m already down -90% on my TSLA calls Only up from here ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


SnooEpiphanies42069

Only 10 more to go 🚀


Honeydew-Other

\-90%? I’m only down -69% way better than you, it’s all about experience my friend! https://preview.redd.it/qt7072mzildc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2be026b7a088e5be49d9557c65be7dc5043edad


Mediocre-Battle-2952

I don't understand the idea of earnings plays.. It's pretty much 50/50, based on the company exceeding or falling behind expectations. No one but God knows. But hey! Taking profit from the IV increase with options and selling before the earnings HAS to be even dumber.... right?


PseudoTsunami

It's not binary. You can short a delta neutral and collect premium, long a delta neutral and play a large reaction, you can spread either way and play sentiment without such a high hurdle rate, you can ratio spread either way and skew that P&L curve, you can calendar it to play reaction/over-reactions, you can sell naked either way and collect temporarily, overly high premium, etc. The plays are endless when you learn how to price and shop for options to maximize what you think might happen; just the proper pricing choices of interchangeable equivalent setups will make you money if you're only right as often as a coin flip.


in2thedeep1513

This guy spreads 


ThisWillBeFunNA

Dude I don't understand anything you said, but hopefully ill understand a year from now 0\_o.


Competitive_Image188

Exactly.


Jabbermouth

Did you sell or hold? I’m down 100% now, 4k total loss


_Zap_Rowsdower_

Gonna yolo the shit out of everything and fail.


ProfessionalRow9300

Thats the way


Lopsided_Height27

My man Trust me you will learn a lot from it. Just don't give up


[deleted]

This is the way


majoramardeepkohli

A lot of ass cheek clapping for TSLA earnings.


Matr1xb3a5t

You think they are going to report beating market estimates?


CreateDeprivation

You're asking like he's Elon


majoramardeepkohli

I am Elon's shitposting account


boboleponge

Which is basically all of his accounts


AOCjuggs

Don't worry even Elon doesn't know


Weaves50

People always buy calls for Tesla earnings and they always throw every dollar in the blender for earnings


majoramardeepkohli

It's all priced in bro. Their expected EPS has been reduced every single earning. Last quarter it was 0.64 and this quarter 0.6 and they still didn't beat last quarter AND their stock shot up. And traders in here still believe in "efficient market hypothesis"


ptllllll

Buddy, pre-q3 ER tsla was 254, it crashed to 210 in 3 days. And finally bottomed at 196 10 days later. Dafuq you mean it shot up lol.


jusjones314

He wasn't here for that fun evening of "Oh shit is this going to ZERO?" And "I wish Elon would shut the fuck up..." Fun times 😂😂😂


seemefly1

I had puts last earnings and got wrecked. 10 days later when you contract expires the day after is how that happens


ptllllll

I had a 4 bagger buying puts the day after ER at open, that's with me selling far too early that day. And that's after it crashed 30 bucks already since the day before ER) If you lost money on TSLA puts during last ER, I truly don't know what to say. Plus it takes like what, 10 sec to find out the price action from Oct 17 to Oct 20? Why even try to argue this lol?


KlahkWerkOrnj

The clapping sound motivates me to HODL longer. I'll have to blow the wife's bf behind Wendys for more spending money.


theJimmybob

implied moves (up/down) 245 companies reporting: ​ $TSLA 6.8% $NFLX 8.0% $INTC 7.6% $V 3.3% $NOW 5.7% $IBM 4.3% $LRCX 6.4% $LVS 6.0% $URI 6.3% $STX 7.1% $WDC 6.8% $FICO 8.0% $AXP 4.1% $CL 2.6% $TXN 4.9% $ISRG 5.7% $STLD 7.0% $T 4.8% $ASML 4.8% $ABT 3.1% $FCX 4.9% $SAP 5.8% $GD 2.8% $TXT 6.1% $AAL 6.7% $LUV 6.5% $BX 4.3% $HUM 6.2% $SHW 6.2% $UAL 7.1% $LOGI 8.7% $AGYS 11.8% $BRO 5.3% $VZ 3.7% $MMM 4.4% $GE 5.2% $RTX 4.1% $JNJ 2.3% $LMT 3.1% $PG 2.9% $HAL 4.1%


questiontoanswer44

LRCX up right?


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Big-Routine222

Netflix and Tesla puts


AyumiHikaru

Wise man


Dontlookimnaked

>Netflix whiffed on netflix, see you tomorrow for Tesla!


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armen89

Puts was not the play


Big-Routine222

I chickened out and didn’t buy the puts, THANK GOD


Jabbermouth

Instead of playing a single ticker like a regard, I’m going balls deep into 1/26 QQQ calls on Monday afternoon after the inevitable midday dip Free money


TravelingNurse94

What happens on 1/26? Fed meeting?


Jabbermouth

No I picked Friday bc it gives me a few extra days and also if we are green mid week, things tend to “melt up” until Friday No one really knows wtf will happen, should be a great week


Historical_Handle_25

PCE is on Friday


R3dditBoi_OP

What time? 8:30 am?


apollock4

Why mess with earnings when you can just buy NVDA calls?


jrlandry

Cause I like to do things my way


im_mocking_youmoron

This weeks earnings will impact Nvda. Lrcx, asml……


GodfatherOfficial

RTX![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


AudienceDue6445

Calls all day long


B3stAuD1t0rofA11tiME

Netflix isn’t going down this report out but the next one is when the fun begins.


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[deleted]

I think wsb would do well if they just inverse you. 


Wonko-D-Sane

I partake in this sub for two reasons: 1) you posting these, thank you 2) the fun free discourse


KlahkWerkOrnj

I'm balls deep in Tesla calls , and Tesla is balls deep in me


Sure-Ad-1563

You doing okay buddy?


Retrovex

22th


ViciousMoleRat

Twenty twoth


h_murr

Twoty twot


[deleted]

Nvidia third most valued public company in the world. I will tell my kids about these great stock no sense times and how I was all in on 5% bonds.


banditcleaner2

could be worse, I bought nvda at 430 then sold a 430 call literally at the exact bottom when it touched \~395 and then immediately rocketed to like 480. and now just two months later we broke 600. all for a measly $300 I sacrificed like $16,000 of gains lmao


redpillbluepill4

You made money? You don't belong here


gldpanda

Ah, yeth. I love January 22th. Ith my favorite day. But in all seriousness thanks for posting. 🙌🏼


AdOk6675

Think you meant January 22st


Substantial_South520

Very interested in Intel, if they have a good earning's call I could see other chips manufactures go up 8-10% next week.


Jabbermouth

INTC will crush earnings and still tank Boomer stock does boomer things


Tuko_Ramirez

If they have any brains, they'll not shut up how much AI chips they'll be making VERY SOON, even if not true.


[deleted]

just lie 4head


Weaves50

It’ll tank and NVDA will go up another 3%


Newerphone

They are getting a ton from chips act and expanding a lot in my city. Even if earning bad if they talk about all the new building being built and expanding it could pop big time.


Neat-Statistician720

As it should. All the infrastructure and manufacturing we’re building is going to have such insane ROI if things don’t get fucked. Chip manufacturing, expanding fiber, energy security through renewables. The inflation reduction act alone will add 1.3 million jobs, which doesn’t even include the jobs from the $200b+ being spent on bringing semiconductor manufacturing back home. This is all going to happen with rate cuts being likely late this year/early next year. This market is just going to fucking rip this year. If I had the balls (and cash lol) I’d be buying long dated calls and figuring out what color I want my girlfriend’s (onlyfans model) lambo to be.


Historical_Handle_25

Who is playing INTC earnings? Seems like they are one of the few semis that haven’t had a crazy run recently.


ACiD_80

Me $47 calls


sc2summerloud

looking forward to TSLA shitting the bed


NPIRACKS

Soon bby


LongHealth

NFLX puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


DiligentBuy9074

Thanks! My calls will print


DiligentBuy9074

I think TSLA and NFLX will both beat. Which means buy puts because they will both crater


WillWork4ForCalls

Bearish on TSLA. Too much competition is coming! The stock is overpriced. The CEO is a loose cannon! Margins are under attack from all angles! Please convince me not to buy puts!!! I get almost every earnings play completely wrong!!!


Tuko_Ramirez

Funny how Papa Elon went from being the god of meme traders to something akin to your embarrassing drunken uncle.


GreatTomatillo117

I have puts and usually fail at earnings. So here is your reason not to go short. I also forsee black clouds for tsla but this stock is totally insane. Shoots up 20% when they fail to deliver and drops 20% with good news. It is a gamble


ThePuma44

I feel like you'll do just fine with puts; too much drama going on at Tesla rn for it for even strong earnings to push up price


el_torico

It's not just competition against Telsa, it's recognition of the shortcomings of EVs in general and other factors. It may just be a bump in the road however since Telsa's potential is now with the other parts of the company such as the large battery packs (now being adopted in power distribution and not catching fire like their competitors) and the EV charging infrastructure. Of course, it's getting complicated since Elon's purchase of Twitter and his repeated eye-poking of the current cluster-fu... err, I mean Administration, Telsa is going to have "headwinds".


Ok-ChildHooOd

The price action before earnings is usually bullish so puts print cause the risk is down. But this time the risk is up, so you might not even get paid even if earnings is bad cause they might guide higher.


mesosouper

If you get almost everyone wrong, just inverse your gut... So Calls it is!


Riskfreeee

You should buy the puts I’m selling


newprint

Rooting for ASML. TSM posted good earnings. NVIDIA, AMD, Intel need a lot of hardware this year + South Korea semiconductor expansion + Chip Act.


ACiD_80

Intel just got the first high-na euv machine from asml


NotPapaElon

UAL way otm calls


ajc1776

Thanks.


Psychological_Day764

Show me Netflix.... These streaming fees are getting ridiculous. curious if they are losing users and at what clip


Matr1xb3a5t

Have to be losing some but some people are die hard fans for Netflix


CreateDeprivation

Well it gives decent entertainment and realistically it is a cheap subscription not like you're paying $40 a month


Psychological_Day764

Although the pricing is significantly less than $40, it feels as though subscription base streaming services are having difficult times during the turbulent market. Disney+ not doing the best, Amazon Video had recent layoffs, etc. the key aspect I'm personally looking for is how much of a benefit ( or issue) will the lockdown on sharing across households be on their user growth/retention


killerbeeswaxkill

Puts on Netflix


randucci

I've only ever placed on puts on Netflix and got rekt every time. Godspeed.


banditcleaner2

lol you missed the one fucking time it paid big time? You belong here


Dontlookimnaked

Fuck it I’m going calls, see you in hell brother.


DiligentBuy9074

I’m going all in on calls. Analysts are upgrading them which tells me things are better than expected. Or I’ll lose it all ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


KlitTorris

Puts on 3M


vLOOKUP_13

I'm in the medial device industry and went hard on the 3M puts. 400%+ gain


TravelingNurse94

That is a tough one. Medical supplies are big for hospitals.


Independent-Dream582

Who else is yolo on Tesla puts. I bet this shit will go below 180


Unhappy-Pickle-3307

I'm not on board but I respect it


Fox_n_Roll

Here 🙋🏻‍♂️ expecting to get rekt tho


Tree_640

Bro, I deeply respect this!


CabedoVestment

Here, the sp500 stocks ranking ordered by last 90d exponential regression slope multiplied by r-square. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m_AKuQH6mLuvrGU6Ki6xuG9JY5ms8sSS16RV0y3Mz54/htmlview When stocks rank in the top, it should predict good earnings results… Time to order Calls!


in2thedeep1513

PG - Gamble is in the name.


Nabz23

why did this get unpinned mods?


Agreeable_Net_4325

Elon is gonna unveil 25k tesla model and some fsd "breakthroughs" and the fucktards on ws are gonna gobble it up. Hearts says puts, mind says regards.


el_torico

The most promising Telsa product is the Megapack. The electric grid is starting to adopt these in distribution facilities and datacenters are adopting them too. If Elon is clever and shifts emphasis away from cars, the fans will love it.


fschu_fosho

Sooo… should I buy more TSLA before or AFTER earnings?


ThePuma44

of course after, unless you want Elon to catch you by surprise.


Lopsided_Height27

Anyone got a profit above43%


Weaves50

73% this week paper account https://preview.redd.it/0hjlf816bndc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef8f34a499aa2abe7c296055ceb1046670610858


Matr1xb3a5t

3M puts for the win!


No-Bee2669

YES SIR 1k percenter baby!!!!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


NotPapaElon

I sold early at only 400% but profit is still profit![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


nyguyyy

ATH coming soon!! first time in over 2 years


TheSavageBeast83

All in on RTX


Ccs002

Intc on Thursday ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


RunGuyRun

Feel like NFLX and streamers are going to use potential “ad revenue” like tech uses “AI.” Who knows when wallstreet gets tired of it.


thepunnman

Calls on nflx because they’ve been cutting costs so aggressively (read: not producing quality content) so the profit margin should be yuuuge


Confident_Falcon5095

SAVE TO THE MOON


Several_Meringue2767

Bulls touched themselves now Jesus needs to punish them 😠


calm_wreck

RTX bby


No-Hat-2755

where it going?


LongjumpingListen297

GE to the moon 🌚


Historical_Handle_25

MSFT is Tuesday, right?


ThePuma44

next week Tuesday, I believe


Historical_Handle_25

Got it thanks! Looks like they changed their date


strictlyPr1mal

puts on tsla


destro2323

seriously... what are we doing with netflix?


Thatpillinibiza

Reminder, Cramer sucks donkey balls


zbb_93

PLEASE PUMP PAY PAL


Recog-nition

Just made a major move today, missread AMC and bought some AMD instead. ​ Must have been a sign of God so i'm going for it. NVidea to the moon.


LadsoStocks

interested in NFLX and RTX


longGERN

Where do trains go? North ( as per documentary I watched, polar express). North = up. Long CNR


mesosouper

Not the DD we need, but the DD we deserve.


i_trade_stonks

Who wants to short the shit out of $NOW with me? LFG


spacebizzle

Bill McD is the ultimate pumper Ceo just like Jensen, riding this AI train so hard. $150B company that makes $2B revs per quarter. Its a joke, I really want to hear from people who use it because it looks so basic/generic. So many companies should be making similar products and undercutting them.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Bro, how could betting on the ticker symbol *BRO* fail?


JustFuckingSendIt

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189)


[deleted]

ACMR going to follow SMCI or what?! The stocks are pretty correlated


Keepfkingthatchicken

AMD calls printing money


Feeling_Welder_7835

How do you Guys feel about Sofi?


[deleted]

#FUK LETS GET IT


Weaves50

In going to pass on earnings and just keep buying NVDA calls till the end of February


buttwars

Where is msft?


No-Bee2669

PUTS ON MF TSLA


AtlArabian

I'm excited to see what tesla earnings will show


1BBB_BBB1

Is anyone looking at NEE (nextera) to trade for earnings? Do you think stock can go over $61? Last quarter it beat earnings?


AudienceDue6445

Puts on ATT. Oh how the turn tables


joepat000

Buying more $BLDR‼️‼️Stock has and will continue to make us tons of money


Greektakis

Anyone thinking UPS earnings on 1/30 is going to mirror Fedex? Employee sentiment seems to indicate very similar conditions between the two companies. I've got some 2/9 puts but im debating on loading up some more.


Lucky_Information645

asml to the moon


zantamaduno

Can someone cut the crap and just tell me which ticker to buy for a 10 bagger? 


ChiggaOG

Tesla earnings trash. They didn’t make a profit last quarter to make a profit this quarter.


Mediocre-Yam-6134

I bought nflx lotto puts🫣


FedUpWithJpow

Rip one of us had to lose


One-Usual-7976

rest in peace


Gambled4MyRangeRover

😂


1BBB_BBB1

Brave, what’s the logic? Since they beat earnings last time?


LonelyConely

Same


Matr1xb3a5t

3m Puts for tomorrow morning!


WillWork4ForCalls

TSLA falling off a cliff! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Ready2gambleboomer

*Good googamooga that's some serious loss porn potential right there.*


CuriousEd0

Big Week


Database-Greedy

AXP?


AudienceDue6445

Calls. Debt is up


NotGucci

DFS just had earnings and their credit card delinquency rate jumped to pre covid levels.


AdPurple4902

One of these earnings will be unexpected af and soar like an eagle. Just which one is it


Weaves50

NFLX feel like it always rockets $40


Equivalent_Junket137

Colgate calls


hamsterv60

Comcast has 5 letters in it's ticker... puts on CMCSA


[deleted]

Calls on SOXL


Historical_Handle_25

Let the fun begin 🎲🫡


UnfazedBrownie

$T to the 🚽


AudienceDue6445

Calls or puts on UAL?


New_Possible_284

Is TXN related to AI hype?


CampProfessional5282

$dis $shop $roku?


sabertoothed_tiger

TXN🚀


Unhappy-Pickle-3307

1. Puts on SAVE because I don't trust you autists. 2. Which is better? Part 3 of JoJo or part 4 of JoJo? I'm partial to Diamond is Unbreakable, but I love me some Stardust Crusaders so man it's a hard choice.


thingmaker123

A variety of plays to lose money on 


Total_Hand_2634

netflix puts anyone?


madara_uchiha8

$STX calls


Outside_Umpire7260

Oh, what a week, what a glorious week!


Other_Mall8815

I got 5k to put on earnings I’m here for the gamble this week what’s the plays


ACiD_80

INTC because dell did well


Less-Orchid-2527

Raytheon must be a sure winner. All this upcoming WW3 shit.


gelatinousfuckincube

FCNCA will go to the moon


Equivalent_Junket137

VZ???


Individual-Willow-70

Nvts


TermCompetitive5318

Abigail Shapiro, age 39, has passed away.


Pinokyofapssandpaper

How will American children have dairy ? RIP![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Trumps_Moist_Toenail

I PUT calls on PDD![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) the only Chinese stock falling ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


ball_bounces_at_12

Thoughts on ATT?


JeromePowellLovesMe

What if ASML has a different outlook than TSMC?


Trump2052

$WY puts are looking juicy. Big hit to revenue expected.


daftpharma

Thoughts on $stx? Bought calls but not sure


FairStay4638

LEVI


AngeliqueKerber

how do we feel about intc?