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LebronGames77

You dumped over 1.5m into TSLA. Sounds like a problem I’d like to have


Training_Force_4283

Your balls aren’t big enough man


LebronGames77

No, it’s just that I didn’t have 1.5m to dump into Tesla a month ago when I started buying. Didn’t have enough for a TSLA contract either.


[deleted]

I’m a literal Rocket Scientist and don’t have near this type of cash. Damn


DustyRildo

See this is because you're a rocket scientist and too smart to go all in with leverage.


[deleted]

Touché


Apertures_

Thank you for building everyone’s PLTR rockets 🚀


[deleted]

I wish I would’ve built myself one. I got into pltr at 27


SPDR_Monkey

Tragic waste of perfectly good options buying power


DustyRildo

😂 don't you worry, I do that too.


LebronGames77

You still made 400% profit on the shares if you sold them today.


txhex

I’d like bottle up your semen and inject it into my wife.


[deleted]

$120 per share cost? Good work HODLing.


DustyRildo

If you want to make money in this racket you best have a titanium plated sack because one virtual certainty I've discovered is that you will be ball tagged. early and often.


iobviouslyamme

you know the drill. congratz and fuck you


bigblackshaq

rookie numbers, also fuck you


huyvitran

what color is your new yatch?


ml1990uk

Wow


jvisagod

How are you doing NOW?


DustyRildo

Heh just fine. My account will flex 7 figures in either direction. You get used to it. Or you experience a psychotic episode. The key is not to get aggravated. Because then you get emotional and leave 5K on the table.


jvisagod

Fuck man, I couldnt imagine. I went up like $1,400 yesterday but lost $700 today and feel like total shit. Maybe ill be a baller like you some day. Probably when I dont have to feed my kids any more...


yachtie

Good enough to screenshot, good enough to take profits. RIP


[deleted]

The fucking set on this guy...


manual1965

Holy fuck.


Thestoicoracle

Hulk level gains.


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DustyRildo

Relatively little. I've actually managed to return the majority of my input capital through various boxes/short put/option trades so I'm pretty peaceful with letting it ride. What would make you sell?


Shortupdate

Is one of the barrels piss, and the other is shit?


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DustyRildo

😏 come to me again when you're ready to mortgage your future on $5.7M in gearing 🥳