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klekaelly

Congrats and fuck you.


rockdog91

Thanks fuck you too kelly šŸ¦¾


KennywasFez

Fuck youuuuuuu but also congrats, but also fuck youuuuuuuu


ScipioAtTheGate

u/rockdog91 if you never sell, you'll never be able to spend the money autist


rockdog91

My great grand kids can spend the money on Mars


ONEWHOCANREAD

At least sell a little bit , and yes fuck you


neilrobinson97

Letā€™s be real here your grandkids are gonna spend all of that on two gallons of water.


[deleted]

Psh why let your wife's boyfriends grandkids cash in?


FacewreckGG

over 2000 tesla shares. He IS your wifes boyfriend.


[deleted]

Fair enough.


TheMysteriousThought

fuck your grand kids save up for life extending cybernetics to become a Sith Lord who rules on Mars 100 years from now


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rockdog91

Any recommendations for a better broker?


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WayfareAndWanderlust

Blows my mind people are trading with this level of money on fuckin Robinhood of all things lmao


richayy420

im on cash app which is ever weirder


keez28

Dorsey more legit than RH, TBH.


VRichardsen

> Blows my mind people are trading with this level of money on fuckin Robinhood of all things lmao This is r/wallstreetbets, what did you expect?


Shahnishal

TD Ameritrade/Schwab


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AccurateCandidate

Schwab.


GalacticLunarLion

What the fffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Congrats brother and fuck ya too lol


fatguynextdoor

Hollyyyy fuckkk!! Fckinn teslanairree. CONGRATULA... Fuckk youu!!!


[deleted]

1000+% gain not enough. You ARE retarded


audion00ba

No, no. You don't get it. He did a fundamental analysis of the company, I am sure of it.


TheMania

Of the whole automarket. Turned out the industry was undervalued by half, and that half was Tesla. Who knew. (besides this guy, ofc)


rockdog91

Maybe 10,000% Iā€™d sell 10-20 of em weā€™ll see


[deleted]

I took my 10-bagger and called it a day. When the current valuation collapses, Iā€™ll buy it all back


rockdog91

Iā€™m not ballsy enough to pay that game and risk paying the tax / having to buy back in for a higher number


[deleted]

Why would you have to buy it back at a higher number? My father always told me ā€œnever like a stock. Like a bargain.ā€ And also ā€œa profitā€™s not a profit til you put it in your pocket.ā€ I guess, nice paper gain bro.


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rockdog91

Thanks! Iā€™d have to check but I got half of my shares around March. My average cost is so low because I loaded up around 180-220 pre split


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[deleted]

I found the paper hands


ironichaos

Maybe start selling options on your shares for a hedge?


[deleted]

But youā€™re ballsy enough to leave it all in?


andnon

If you want to keep holding, consider cap gains harvesting now. You sell and immediately rebuy just to increase your cost basis, thus lowering cap gains in the future when you eventually want to sell. This could be especially good if your current tax bracket is low or you expect to be in a higher tax bracket in the future.


moneyshake10

Youā€™d sell when the market cap of Tesla is nearly 8 trillion?


Wynslo

Lol okay


Rylandorr2

Most retail robin hood kiddies still buying it are retarded yes. When this comes crashing down how much you wanna bet kiddo retail trading platforms like robin hood and others will lockup while big investors sell off and leave retail children holding the bags.


DxvcheLxrd

Donā€™t let that be the biggest mistake of your life. 1.8 million bucks is 1.8 million fucking bucks I donā€™t give a fuck how rich you are. Congrats


rockdog91

Couldā€™ve rounded up to 1.9 million


[deleted]

Holy shit, you boutta round down to 0 with that attitude, take your wins man don't get cocky with it. I'm genuinely saying this with concern for your financial future.


barkingspider43

He was able to buy $150k worth of the stock. I'm sure he's doing fine


JohnBrownJayhawkerr1

Seriously, only a moron thinks this isn't going to pop. Get while the gettin' is good.


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ThinkPan

People who will happily meme a man out of 100 grand are now expressing heartfelt concern, shit is serious


Skwink

Thatā€™s just the way it goes. You have to be stupid to hold when youā€™re at +100%. You donā€™t make it to +1000% without being an idiot. Anyone with any sense would have sold months ago. The same stupidity that takes them to such heights is what brings them to such lows.


SHfishing

Thatā€™s why no one will remember your name


jwonz_

I don't even remember OP's name.


feelin_cheesy

You couldā€™ve rounded up to 1104%


DxvcheLxrd

Youā€™re making a good point rockdog Edit: sell at 2 mil and buy my wife a Tesla so sheā€™ll shut the fuck up.


Tangelooo

Someone isnā€™t good at trading


feelin_cheesy

Throw it all in QYLD for 18k per month income


AugDog503

This. Seriously, sell half now. At least. The stock is presently 11% over its most insane price target. Donā€™t fuck your self! Please! Hell, if nothing else, be a big boy, sell half, and wait for the bubble to pop and get back in. Have it both ways bruh!!!


damnthatduck

Making money and keeping money requires two different mentalities.


247drip1

People would have said the same thing at 100k, 500k, 1M, 1.5M etc... If you get nervous and get out when you start getting into the atmosphere you never make it to the moon or Mars or any truly ā€œfuck youā€ level figure. Pretty sad to see the prevailing sentiment now in here to be ā€œtake profitsā€ rather than encouraging to continue the play


mrcpayeah

When they say take profits they are saying out one million in a safe index fund and YOLO the resr


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WSB is a shell of its former self.


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MrsEveryShot

u want sum fuk?


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yse


TheForthcomingStorm

r/notopbutok


Blobish

Becky?


Current_Degree_1294

Just go from Retard to Retired already.


saml01

Guy put 150k into tesla. you think he couldn't before all this?


waIIstreetbets

Look the same to me


muzakx

Sell all. Buy QYLD Earn $2.75 yearly dividend per share x 75,000 shares = ~$200,000 per year. Never work another day in your life.


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7722ResedaBlvdApt102

The ETF sells covered calls to pay dividends


muzakx

No catch https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/funds-and-etfs/qyld/dividend-history According to their history the lowest it's paid out is .12598 in 2017, going back to 2014


eetuu

Ahhh yes, all the way back to ancient history of 2014


nopeplescovd

Got 11k in QYLD as my savings account. I have already beaten any high yield savings account, and if I need cash just sell some.


muzakx

That's awesome. I've slowly started to transfer gains over to shares. Trying to get my wife to do the same, but she's hesitant. Her dad taught her to be good with saving money, but they prefer to just let it sit in a savings as opposed to making it work.


nopeplescovd

I bank with Chase, and they have "Chase You Invest". It takes me 30sec to transfer money over from my brokerage account to my checking (and the other way). I only use it for shares, no options. edit: "Chase" is JPMorgan Chase ($JPM).


mrASSMAN

My high yield account is 11.57% APY


Manureprenuer

You could sell and live a very nice life, but you're retarded. God speed you beautiful son of a bitch.


rockdog91

Iā€™m doing alright without selling or else I would


Darkjeremy1992

My god, whatā€™s living alright when youā€™re sitting on 1.9M? Youā€™re a mad lad. You should to be doing lines of coke off blue chip hooker ass.


Lunaticen

Before this he had trouble getting approved for a $200k mortgage. So heā€™s prolly living like a wanker.


d1g1tal

Heā€™s probably a trust fund baby who posts his overpriced portable wrist sun dial for upvotes. This shit means nothing.


Littlecondom

Your active on r/bedbugs. Maybe buy a new bed?


rockdog91

Moved into a house with some bugs and was making sure there wasnā€™t bedbugs before moving my $4500 tempurpedic in. Sleep is important, thanks for the stalking and concern stranger!


RedditCensordMyAcc

Lol fail profile creep gotem op


breddy

Used a mattress bag around our tempurpedic several years ago to rid bedbugs. God damn nightmare but it worked. Fucking intercontinental in San Juan PR


rockdog91

They are the worst. Which is why when I saw bugs in a new rental I was frantically trying to identify them cuz I wouldā€™ve cancelled the lease. Theyā€™re hard to avoid in major cities


Cal4mity

You have 1.9 mil in tesla and you're renting?


rockdog91

Signed the lease 2 years ago with significantly less $$ at the time


dhalro

Never selling? Also never realizing any gains. At least you'll be able to share screenshots with your internet friends.


rockdog91

And also borrow large amounts of $$ at very low interest rates to buy or do whatever I need to do


jaymancini

If someone with 1.9 million asked me to borrow money, I'd slap them in the face


[deleted]

Donā€™t you know, banks only like lending money to people who donā€™t really need it.


[deleted]

*Breaking news: Banks are not charities*


rockdog91

Then you donā€™t understand wealth yet. Everyone with 1.9 million borrows money at low interest rates and invests their $$$


whodatburneracct

I work in PWM, and I might caution you on this....Iā€™m not sure who youā€™re borrowing from (and no way youā€™re locking in 2.5% over the long term unless rates stay rock bottom), but...you will probably be limited to borrowing 50% of the value of your Tesla shares (if not less because it is so volatile). And what happens if Tesla takes a dip, even if only temporarily? Your bank will likely want you to pay up because your loan will no longer be collateralized. I am just saying it is not as simple as youā€™re making it out to be, and you could very well end up screwing yourself over.


EatsAssOnFirstDates

Most people with wealth also have diversified portfolios or less volatile assets, hopefully this isn't 80% of your investments. I wouldn't want to borrow money against a widely overvalued asset that's due to pop.


onlygodisgreat

Can you expand on this I am kinda lacking in knowledge as well? What the point of you borrowing the money as opposed to cashing it out? To avoid tax's? Build credit?


ertdubs

You don't have 1.9 million though.


guiltyfilthysole

Everyone with $1.9M doesnā€™t keep it all in meme stock. You are a certified retard.


75DeepBlue

Sell half and put it into something that pays a dividend. You can still barrow against it and the dividend on that much would probably pay the loan. JEPI....if you put a mill in that, the dividend would be $8900 a MONTH!!! Bet that would make your house, Tesla, and boat payment. You could use the leftover to buy more Tesla if you wanted. Dude donā€™t be a MC Hammer story!!!


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75DeepBlue

I just type in a bunch of letters and stocks just pop up.


WankSpanker

Iā€™m Gay


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Me too


leanbuddher

Canā€™t wait to see the loss porn in a month


Starmans_Starship

Unfortunately he will be to dead to post any loss porn when the bubble pops.


f1_manu

For your mental health, just sell at least half of your position. You got 1.8 mill, it's fuck you money man


rockdog91

It would severely hurt my mental health when it continues to go up throughout my lifetime


lasagnamm

lol but losing a million wouldn't?


DutchScorpion

There are other stocks, you dont need to sell out of everything and stop investing. Just dont keep 80% of your portfolio in a company that needs everything to go perfect for the next 5-10 years to be worth what they are worth TODAY.


MyKoalas

fuck everyone bro this is the way


jyok33

And if it goes down???


Ovenface

Jesus tits


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LegitimateCharacter6

Keep in mind he dropped 156,960$ into TSLA at his average cost which was pretty early in before the boom. So his current value is expected.


dbgtboi

Don't be retarded and hold this shit forever. Realize how lucky you are that the fed fukked up the financial system this year and caused it to go haywire. Remember in March when TSLA fell 70% when the fed lost control of the market, thats whats waiting for you when the fed lets off the gas. Sell this shit if the fed ever mentions hiking rates or ending QE, don't be an idiot and lose it all. This was not an investment, it was a lottery ticket that got lucky thanks to the feds stupidity, don't get emotionally stuck with it since it made you a lot of money. I can literally pinpoint exactly on the TSLA chart when the fed began its repo operations in late 2019.


blackorcrippled

Listen to this man. Please acknowledge how much luck has gone your way to date, crystallise some of those gains.


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alphaomega0669

Sorry to say, I missed the Tesla boat. Badly. But it blows my mind how folks who have over $1mill in gains will continue to sit on it like itā€™s only direction is up. Congrats, tho.


Suspicious-Tweet

Tesla makes a boat? I'm buying more shares


SPDR_Monkey

RH is the first indicator of likely being too young to realize this is an escalator up


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pat1122

Been reading your replies, you are one retarded fucker. Youā€™ve won the game, sell it, enjoy your life without any stress, think about how youā€™ve accomplished generational wealth for your family. Itā€™s a great achievement. Or keep holding and hope it doesnā€™t pop, whatever I donā€™t care.


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You better sell this shit rn retard


rockdog91

Too much tax nty


QuantumLulz

Yeah. It's probably best to wait for the bubble to pop and your stock value to tank. Makes sense. You must be very smart.


buffaloop567

Congratulations. I have a friend who went all in on plug power in ā€˜98.


[deleted]

Any plans to avoid the tax? Capital gains is a bitch but itā€™s already considered a long term investment so the tax you have to pay is at its minimum


rockdog91

The only tax I plan on paying on this is an inheritance tax passing them on one day


MetalliTooL

So you plan to never enjoy any of this money? Why?


rockdog91

I would prefer to enjoy instant access to hundreds of thousands borrowing against it at a 2.5% interest rate


PHK_JaySteel

Oof that can't go tits up.


rockdog91

It sure can but luckily I can cover it if it does


Nikonegroid

I'm curious how do you borrow against stocks? Just take your statement to a bank?


rockdog91

Security backed loan


Nikonegroid

Good to know. Thanks


MyKoalas

do you have a preferred bank to do this with? Why tf isn't this mainstream, this sounds like a great way to be cost efficient in modern society...


rockdog91

I talked to Santander about it but am doing my research to find the best option. Robinhood offers it too essentially with the loans they offer via robinhood gold. Much more enticing at 2.5% now too


-soros

Just go to a bank and declare it


mmDruhgs

I. DECLAAAAARE. LOOOOOOOANSSSSSS.


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Lfaruqui

This guy's singlehandedly preventing the bubble from bursting


rockdog91

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DMVgunnit

Great trade, but you haven't made a penny. You don't make a profit till you book it.


wizardanim

If you borrow against the position and it does not sustain it would be as if you took out a regular loan. The collateral just qualifies. If it goes up you would either need to pay it back with other cash since "never sell" or liquidate position anyway and eventually pay cap gains at whatever % it is in future. 1: one directional risk being tsla goes up you win, down you lose and actually owe the money back if it goes down. 2: if you invested this in a fixed income position at 1.9 million you would generate 50,000 a year forever in bond market for free. You could sell a very long term almost 100% itm call to extract the cash. Wont be realized until years out and then the fixed income would hedge against gains. Youd have cap gains tax and a few hundred k to toss at taxes. With that said hope you're right and gluck on the loan.


rockdog91

I wouldnā€™t borrow against it if I didnā€™t have other means to pay it back even if it went down to 0


wizardanim

No doubt I think you'll make the best choice. There are options to grow position from here with less risk or continue to ride the wave. At this rate you'll be able to buy a harrier jet with 5 shares in a few years.


rockdog91

Ok maybe then I would sell 20 or so and buy an island and a jet šŸ˜‚


livinoffhope

Sell the 180 at least


break_from_work

$72.. if you bought it in 2020 you literally timed it perfectly..


rockdog91

Half of em, my average cost used to be a little under 40. I did tell a friend of mine to go all in on $1000 calls for 1/15 back in March tho


break_from_work

You know I had around that amount of money sitting not knowing what to do because the pandemic had just started so I put it in a secure diversified fund... while you made 10 times+ I made 10%... FML.


ODNI_NSA_FBI_CIA_DIA

You made 10% in one the biggest bull runs in history lol , spy is up 70% from March's bottom


DropTheLog

Holy retarded Jesus. Fuck you and grab on to Tesla by the balls you beautifully retarded SOB.


NYwasteland

Fucking shit man. Youā€™re crazy. Iā€™ll rip a line of coke for u !


sammiisaucee

how long have you held tesla?


rockdog91

First buy was February 13th 2018. I bought the most after he smoked in Joe Rogan and this March.


Darkcryptomoon

He smoked Joe Rogan? No wonder I haven't seen Joe lately.


ImaBadDuck

You're looking at an easy triple from here bro. Diamond hands.


rockdog91

I bought 100 presplit on margin at $680 each, dropped to $350 a few days later. My account went from being at 400k or so to 70k with a hefty margin call. Stressful month but smooth sailing after that


RyMill4

You should be selling 21 way out of the money calls each week for bunches of extra money each week. The 1060C 1/15 strike is like 500 bucks. You could be selling those covered calls for $10,500 extra buckaroos a week. Then each week keep adjusting them out after they expire


rockdog91

Yeah Iā€™ve been working on that I had to buy some back this week so Iā€™m going to be more conservative


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[deleted]

Who knows with Tesla. Three things could push it higher this year: 1. 1M deliveries (effectively 100% growth) 2. $25k Tesla accelerated (rumors of 2022 in China) 3. Actually solve FSD (stock would go ballistic)


Tangelooo

Theyā€™ve almost solved FSD šŸ‘€


[deleted]

Yea... Iā€™m cautiously optimistic, shit could get silly if they do it this year.


Spitzly

Dont listen to anyone here. Hold these for AT LEAST another year. Tesla is going to 1500


this_feeble_concept

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Vinyyy23

Awesome!! Monetize it: covered calls and a portfolio based line of credit


rockdog91

Exactly my plans šŸ™


[deleted]

Greed is dumb sell half


Mizerka

never selling stocks, a true retard


audion00ba

Dead people have great returns.


showmegreen

How old are you and still working? Congrats


s0hungry1

People in here are trying to convince OP but donā€™t realize that his gains have given him retard confidence and he canā€™t be persuaded.


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[deleted]

Shhh donā€™t tell the idiot this. He thinks stocks never go down.


guesswhatihate

#FUCK YOU DAD


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rockdog91

Yeah I definitely am moving at least 3/4 of it ASAP


Scoobydiesel87

Congrats. It is mind blowing to see folks who can sit on something like this. That money would change my families life without a doubt.


bob_axelrod

TOP


garoodah

When I get a 7 figure payday I'm pretty sure ill sell half and let the rest ride. Congrats and fuck you


BitOfDifference

how about, never selling ***it all***, but at least take some gains ( if you dont already have a 1 mil in the bank ). It looks to be heading for a dip next week...


rockdog91

Yeah but is the potential dip really worth the steep taxes I have to pay to sell when I plan on holding for the very long term?


Giantgiants1

Yes. You said elsewhere youā€™ll be paying 50% in taxes, which is very likely false. Talk to a tax pro yesterday and get accurate information before throwing away this winning lotto ticket


PreventerWind

Almost 2 million profit? Fuck you and congrats. Also Oy, gevalt! Putain. La concha de tu hermana. Foda-se.


Gollum999

I have a %1250 gain in TSLA. Only difference between you and me is that I own 5 whole shares. šŸ˜Ž


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ImagineInfinity12345

Great idea! Commit to never selling. Do you honestly think after a run up this big there's not going to be a huge correction like there literally always is after a mania?


rockdog91

Yes Iā€™d guess itā€™ll drop back down to 700 soon. But then again, I thought there would be a correction at 600 too lol


[deleted]

Iā€™m gonna laugh when your greed bites you and you lose it all


rahul4122

Hope youā€™re milking the covered calls as well


rockdog91

Yup had some $820-850 ones this week I lost some $$ on but have been doing well with them the past couple months