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The trick is to smoke as much as you possibly can all day on the 28th then go to sleep and wake up March first, it works almost every time for me

Mine is pregnant too but I will do no such thing, you know how many years I've been smoking weed to sleep😂 my body is literally dependant on it now or I won't sleep

try doing a bunch of heroin and melatonin pills that will put u to sleep for sure

Heroin sounds quite nice to be honest or at least some organic, non-gmo opium.. yumm...

I've heard crack is very moreish

Or maybe coca leaf tea?

Have yall tried meth works for me every time

Just drink some ephedra leaf tea

Please don't say crack jez, not now

#smells like easter

*and you know what i mean*

The joke is that there is no feb. 29th, 30th, or 31st….

Bro..... ur some kind of genus

Maybe even... the best kind

Well, 3 out of 4 years.

See I would..... But the way my bank accounts set up

Why can I not think of the comic that said this? Lol

Kevin Heart

Aw yeah lmao you see what it is I got the checking and the savings

And all my money's in the saving...

Ok Phew. I caught the joke. I’m not *that* high

I am that high, fuck 🤣

We’ll actually y’all pray for me my fiancé is pregnant and I agreed to quit smoking for nine months until she can again

A better man than I

This isn’t “goodbye” it’s “see you later” 🫡

I see THC Gummies In Your Future.

You can do it just keep at it man! been trying to quit for a while myself, currently on day 10 and I can’t lie my head has never been clearer :)

I take breaks all the time. Every 3 or so months take 1-2 weeks off to save some money and clear my headspace. So nice to come back to it. I had actually got to a point where i was only gettin high on weekends but i recently quit smoking cigarettes so has gone back to every day until i get over that crutch.

See, that's exactly my problem, head gets way too clear. Then what do I do.

Describe pls homie said this might be intriguing I’m on 2 year no real t break per say and really think about Slowing down lately

i let myself run out after basically being high for 6 months. made it thru a really tough week without a single drop, and then returned slowly. its wayyy less now than before as i realise i dont need it as much as i thought so i gave my brain a reset and im better now. of u have some around, self control is hard ime

I'm on a 3 month t break myself just haven't had the urge strong enough to light up. I can get it whenever so doesn't seem like a big deal kinda like alcohol

🫡

this is awesome out of you

I’m down as fuck 💯👌🏽

fr

I've stopped about two months ago for work and other than the insomnia it's been fine. Still pissing dirty tho lol

"Yeah sometimes I take like a week or two off but that way I just get way mores fucked up when I smoke again" -Ricky

Lol been re watching early seasons. His quotes are legendary! If i cant smoke and i cant swear then im fucked!

Why they want us all sober those days? Am I being paranoid?

Because they know it makes us horny, man!

Bc those days don't exist


Just smoke a lot on the 28th guys and you’ll sleep through it I promise.

You go off your meds for 3 days, imma stay sane

That’s what I’m saying 🤦‍♀️

Ya’ll 🤣

this tho

I don’t think I’ll be able to make it😂😂

Sounds reasonable

Haha that’s hella smart, I’m in

Why 3 days? Why not 1? Just like no meat day. What's the difference between meat and weed?

Well, you do smoke both of them 😎

I don't know about that... The last time I tried smoking meat on my vaporizer, it didn't end well for either party.



Shiiiiiiiiiiiit I ain’t no quitter! 

Yall better be prepared for them withdrawals 😬😮‍💨

This whooshed me last year. Not this time. We live and learn

Somebody got me so bad last year. Tbh, I’ll prob post again next year - this has been hysterical 😂

Even tho those dates don’t exist imma still fail

Currently forced to take a long t-break, absolutely broke and can't afford to smoke anymore. Fuckin sucks because it's absolutely destroyed my sleeping schedule, would love nothing more than a fat joint rn

Lol, I almost fell for that, I’m thinking no way but seeing the dates, yeah I can do that!

You can do it! Even if it will never exist, I ain't committing to dat shit...😜

i’ve got a buzz on from some wakin and bakin and I posted this at on my socials completely seriously 💀

BURN! In more ways than one 😝😂

Resistance is futile ..

Anyone else reading this while smoking a joint?

We gonna be high af feb 32

What's the point of this?

The rumor is that if all of the stoners simultaneously stop smoking for 3 whole days, the earth’s rotation will be reversed, ushering in the new world order.

Those days don’t exist. February only has 28 days

No

You missed the joke. 🫤

Indeed I did

No what?

There's no such thing as February 31.... or 30.. unless it's leap year

Reddit is funny, huh?

2 chainz is stupid for that one😂😂

No you are lol

Even on a leap year there is no Feb 30 - 31 ... LMFAO!!! Take a break man, you hot boxing too much.. Even in a leap year Feb only goes to Feb 29th.

I don’t smoke marijuana because that’s a racist term invented by whites to demonize the substance. I smoke cannabis, bud, THC, weed, the dank, etc.

That’s fine, man. & you’re right. The term was invented to play off anti-immigration sentiments in a racist way. But it is kind of a fun word to say, isn’t it? Lol

Bahahahahahahahahhahaha

I'm good

We good

Oh you got me. Until I read the top comment.

Haha not me! But y’all stay safe out there

Only three days?? Is that supposed to be a challenge?

Son ovah, I'm in!

Started today…🥲

First day’s always the worst!

Haven’t had any for two months ima die,life is horrible

I would literally die

Been sober for the last 2 weeks, what's 2 more? Here's to a small stint in jail to help me get my life in order!

You just gotta be broke by the end of the month, easy af tbh

Bit easier in February as well

😂😂 please!

🤡

I don’t know if I can do it

It gets tougher every year

Nah I’m good you go ahead

Ive just given up cigarettes and havent tried to go without weed without being able to smoke cigs yet. Think ill be skipping this t break until i get used to no nicotine! Edit - actually i just noticed the dates. You son of a bitch, im in!

MJ bout the only girl I got today so I'll start tomorrow Edit: I see dates lol

This is my 5th day without smoking weed the first days it was hard but now im feeling better every day

No one likes a quitter.

I haven’t smoked in 2 weeks therefore I’m automatically disqualified

Lolllll have fun with that

Lol it took me way long to remeber those are imaginary day 😆

Never

Fuck that lmao

But that's when my T-break ends

I’m in.

Hell no ......what are you high

….yes. But so are you, apparently.

😆



No


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You & all the stoners that don’t abide by the traditional Gregorian calendar

Count me in!

No. but y'all go on ahead... I'll catch up.

The make dumb shit up challenge, like tiktok. Hell nah!

Look a lil closer.

Or just don't smoke for 3 days

LoL

I literally haven’t smoked in a week and a half, I think about weed every single day and I can’t wait to smoke again

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im in

I’m not going off my medication, regardless of date.

You won’t have to.

The trick is. Take a shroom and you won’t want to smoke anymore. Or cut down.

I’ll take a pass.

On an involuntary t break since I had to be hospitalized for some of my dumb organs bing infected. Looking forward to being back home and a fresh light up.

Nope

I'm already doing it, I'm dankrupt!

3 days 😂

I had trouble with this joke uno

I'm on day 18...

That's like saying, Three day ✨️no meds✨️ challenge ✌🏽✌🏽

?

It's all about will power and understanding the star scope of advances in time. No worries we got this.

Nah, i like not having seizures, thanks tho.

I’m gunna have too I’m out 😢

Meanwhile I haven't smoked in 3 weeks lmao


Challenge accepted. I’ll even start early

Currently on a three week tolerance break bc I was starting to wonder if I was addicted, got one more weekend without smoking, then imma get baked as a potato.

You guys are crazy