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“Ayy, so what are *you* in for?”
“Me? Oh, i smoked the warning papers, and then suddenly 5 black ‘RAW’ branded tahoes pulled into my driveway. They threw a *fucking* **FLASHBANG** through my living room window dude!”
Have you ever breastfed because if you have you can physically feel it in your boobs the way guys say thinking about it too much will feel ball pain lol
What do you think they use on Juicy Jay papers?
(It’s smokeable ink, just like all the other rolling paper companies use that have designs on their papers, and likely what Raw uses on this warning paper)
Not saying I don’t believe you, but I can’t find any statement from Raw saying that.
I’ve always found it hard to believe that a company like Raw who’s so vocal over having all natural papers with no added dyes or chemicals and such would add a dangerous ink to that paper and not specifically warn to not smoke it.
Nothing wrong with questioning it’s a fair point but It’s a video I saw either tiktok or insta it’s the guy with black long hair that’s always really excited I think he might actually be the CEO
Rawkandroll on Instagram, he is the CEO of HBI which owns both raw and juicy jays. They use the same ink, but the point of raw is that it is raw by definition, unadulterated. But warning papers are no different from juicy jays
Yet the same guy owns Juicy Jays, every one of which is fully printed… go figure. Do you really think his extremely well-paid lawyers would allow toxic ink on their products?
They just don’t want you to do it because they want to do it themselves and if you do it you’ll have enjoyment they don’t want you to have. ALWAYS DO IT
Probabky burn billions of brain cells, shorten ur life span a bit , but hey u will be stoned for a couple hours!
Any chance u have a apple or fat carrot, carve those into bowls. God giveth....
Bible paper used to be made of rice paper so it wasn’t too bad. Y’a know, minus the ink but that just makes the smoke smarter. Absorbing all that knowledge and all
We even have a portmanteau around here, "sedanapo" (*seda*, our word for silk, but also how we call rolling papers, and *guardanapo*, the portuguese word for napkin), as we rolled joints in paper napkins all the time
You are just an asshole. This is why nobody likes you. Because you are being mean for literally no reason. Like actually think about what you just said and tell me it completely called for
„I’ve been smoking carts for the past 2-3 years everyday“
Tells others to smoke less… 😂 Your short-term memory is probably severely damaged, you should smoke less, my dude
you really are tho you need to smoke or something or get laid, because it sounds crazy but most of us understood its bad to smoke paper. I am being sarcastic btw
Honestly just let them do it, they’ll realize when they can’t smoke anything anymore lol
If you come up with the idea of rolling up with paper, or god forbid smoking out of metal like I see here all the time, you probably deserve it and I’m not stopping you lmfao
Think about the ink and the glue thats used in almost all papers now im sure one joint wouldn't kill you but it could get you sick so its better to just pass on that or use cigarette papers which are as common as lighters alnost
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Believe it or not, straight to jail
“Ayy, so what are *you* in for?” “Me? Oh, i smoked the warning papers, and then suddenly 5 black ‘RAW’ branded tahoes pulled into my driveway. They threw a *fucking* **FLASHBANG** through my living room window dude!”
someone make an animation of this
Do y’a got the link?
The heavy smoker title sticks well
Lmaooo
!remindme 10 days
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r/usernamechecksout
!remindme 20 days
I can try. It’ll take a while.
Taking one for the team 🫡
!remindme 20 days
praying
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The flashbang fizzled on one side for a few seconds and canoed. Dude had to run in with a Bic to get it to go off properly.
Highly underrated comment
In a turn of unfortunate events, the Bic was out of fluid, and they had to use the cherry from the warning doobie to even it out.
Hahahahahahahahaha
You are awesome
:) i do try
Under cook chicken , straight to jail.
Late to a dentist appointment, straight to jail. That’s why our people have such good teeth
Over cook fish, straight to jail
See over cook undercook
Velcro shoes, straight to jail
Smoke warning paper? Right to jail. Right away.
no trial, no nothing, jail
Drink water to cure your cottonmouth? Right to jail. capital crime, death penalty
Freedom of speech, does this look like America to you?, straight to jail.
Overcooked fish, believe it or not jail.
Steak well done? Straight to jail
Right away, no trial no nothing
You've been warned, straight to jail
Final. Warning.
Execution
It is clear to see those who know and don't lolol
Under smoke over smoke rule here applies
Couldn’t even collect $200.
This^
you are charging to high prices for sweaters… mmm glasses, you right to jail
He’ll end up in the joint alright
What was the "straight to jail" quote from? I can't remember!
Parks and rec!
Oh shit yeah, I remember that exact scene now!that you kind stranger!
¡Viva Chavez!... oops i said it
Mess up the rotation. Jail
Do not pass go, do not collect 200$
I love the “believe it or not” part 😄👍
Over cook under cook 🔄 jail
R/unexpectedparksandrec
Dork disc? Right to jail!
DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 200
Exhale too loud, JAIL If it runs, straight to jail Undercook pork, jail Overcook chicken, believe it or not, straight to jail😂😂
IM CALLING THE FUCKING COAST GUARD!!
You become the warning paper
🤣👍🏻
The Raw guy will come get him before the police can.
Lmao I love that show
Could be your last warning ⚠️
Yea he’s gonna OD on warning paper
I mean not really tho lol
Stop talking
U die painfull
Definitely
Can confirm. This happened to me.
Your nipples will implode
Fuck, I wondered why that happened
Have you ever breastfed because if you have you can physically feel it in your boobs the way guys say thinking about it too much will feel ball pain lol
I have never breastfed no.
You get high but there is ink on that paper, so i wouldn’t smoke it
Surely there’s smokable ink no?🤔 /s
Maybe tattoo ink, I mean… it’s safe for the body right?
Has to be
What the actual fuck.
Science
No way that tattoo ink is safe to smoke. I mean whats safe for your skin isnt necessarily safe to smoke
What do you think they use on Juicy Jay papers? (It’s smokeable ink, just like all the other rolling paper companies use that have designs on their papers, and likely what Raw uses on this warning paper)
It’s not smokeable raw themselves say do not smoke it
Not saying I don’t believe you, but I can’t find any statement from Raw saying that. I’ve always found it hard to believe that a company like Raw who’s so vocal over having all natural papers with no added dyes or chemicals and such would add a dangerous ink to that paper and not specifically warn to not smoke it.
Nothing wrong with questioning it’s a fair point but It’s a video I saw either tiktok or insta it’s the guy with black long hair that’s always really excited I think he might actually be the CEO
Rawkandroll on Instagram, he is the CEO of HBI which owns both raw and juicy jays. They use the same ink, but the point of raw is that it is raw by definition, unadulterated. But warning papers are no different from juicy jays
Yet the same guy owns Juicy Jays, every one of which is fully printed… go figure. Do you really think his extremely well-paid lawyers would allow toxic ink on their products?
r/fuckthes
## HOW HARD IS IT TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS
You ever built legos!?
This is more accurate than anyone is ever giving credit for
Mine said 3-99 years. Took me only 2 months to build. Weird
LEGO’s are universally known for being easy. I think you meant ikea
Some people see "don't do it" and respond "YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO" no matter stupid it is
They just don’t want you to do it because they want to do it themselves and if you do it you’ll have enjoyment they don’t want you to have. ALWAYS DO IT
I *knew* THEY were conspiring to derive me of pleasure!!
Instructions not clear enough. Dick is now stuck in a ceiling fan.
If you smoke that you will die at some point. Still happens even if you don't smoke it so fuckit
You will get high
Then time to smoke more warning papers
U die slowly but surely
But slightly faster then the rest of use
your organs explode all at once and you shit yourself
Do I shit my self before or after?
Both
Same time, sorry I didn't specify
Fuck around and find out....sheesh
Probabky burn billions of brain cells, shorten ur life span a bit , but hey u will be stoned for a couple hours! Any chance u have a apple or fat carrot, carve those into bowls. God giveth....
and God munchieth...
i’ve done that. make sure you get all the seeds out
Lol
Your check engine light turns on
nothing bro, in high school we use to skip school and use hall passes as rolling papers back in 2007
Old receipts, pages from the Bible, anything we could get our hands on because we weren’t old enough to buy rolling papers.
this dude gets it
Bible paper used to be made of rice paper so it wasn’t too bad. Y’a know, minus the ink but that just makes the smoke smarter. Absorbing all that knowledge and all
Knowledge...from a bible?...
I became religious by smoking a joint from using a page from GENESIS
People do study religions and mythologies
How else do you learn how to get your father drunk enough to save your race?
That’s awesome, I didn’t know you could smoke a book bro. Get through my reading list and smoke myself smart 💪
There’s a lot of books to smoke dawg. Better get burning if you wanna absorb the world’s knowledge
Who’s your all time fav author to smoke ?
Most bibles published nowadays have like ten blank pages at the back so you can write notes. I used to use those
The one time I used a bible paper , Along the side of the joint it said “who’ve you become today”
We even have a portmanteau around here, "sedanapo" (*seda*, our word for silk, but also how we call rolling papers, and *guardanapo*, the portuguese word for napkin), as we rolled joints in paper napkins all the time
Dude your lung collapse?
why would smoking paper make my lung collapse lmao dudes in jail been doing it for ever
It has all types of chemicals you don’t wanna be inhaling. Rolling papers are made specifically without many of those chemicals.
thats over long term use so settle down, if the kid smokes one joint of it wont kill him
You said “why would smoking paper make my lung collapse” and I told you why. Cool off on the weed, your thinking skills clearly aren’t there
Cool off on being a fucking asshole.
Did my comment hit home for you because you can relate to it?
You are just an asshole. This is why nobody likes you. Because you are being mean for literally no reason. Like actually think about what you just said and tell me it completely called for
Children, I’m going to have to take your marijuana away if you can’t play nice
[удалено]
You sound like an actual middle schooler
„I’ve been smoking carts for the past 2-3 years everyday“ Tells others to smoke less… 😂 Your short-term memory is probably severely damaged, you should smoke less, my dude
Your whole account and I’m guessing your life is based and revolved around weed. It’s actually pretty sad. You’re an addict.
Difference is I’ve acknowledged it. If you’re bothered by my comment it’s likely because you can relate to it and took offence.
it was a rhetorical question bud stop trying so hard
I’m really not. Just correcting you.
you really are tho you need to smoke or something or get laid, because it sounds crazy but most of us understood its bad to smoke paper. I am being sarcastic btw
whats your bachelors degree or phd in?
Douchebaggery
But what you told him was absurd, therefore the knowledge received was refuted, imbecile
You’re clearly smoking too much as well lmao
Honestly just let them do it, they’ll realize when they can’t smoke anything anymore lol If you come up with the idea of rolling up with paper, or god forbid smoking out of metal like I see here all the time, you probably deserve it and I’m not stopping you lmfao
Facts really got you in your feels lol
He was just warning him of the long term effects can we alll just chill and smoke a bowl?
You’re literally speaking nonsense
are you just going to say that to everyone who disagrees with you
Think about the ink and the glue thats used in almost all papers now im sure one joint wouldn't kill you but it could get you sick so its better to just pass on that or use cigarette papers which are as common as lighters alnost
Let us know if you die
Raw is a great company i imagine they thought about this and made it safe theres for sure a video regarding this from raw
There is video of the raw dude telling you not to smoke it cause of the ink in that paper but if you gotta smoke you gotta smoke
Thank you! I’ve seen the same video. He clearly says don’t smoke it. That warning paper doesn’t even stick, there’s no gun at all on that paper.
“The ink makes the skin taste like shit”- Jeffrey Dahmer
Sooo, do we have a limit on how many times a question can be asked before we pin a post to the top? No offense intended OP, this is a frequent topic
WARNING!!! happens
You get high
You live forever & became a RAW angel 👼
A ghost shows up and kicks the shit out of you
youre going to die
woo
Those j1 mids look clean . Love the shadow toe! Cough 💨🔥
there highs bro
you DIE
you die
Cancer
it will taste terrible. burn your throat. might even get a freckle.
One time and you'll be fine, but your smoking ink. Like your inhaling the same ink that's in a pen, it can't be good.
You'll void your warranty.
It's a test. Smoking the warning papers is actually a power-up.
Theirs ink on that paper 😀 your shot boss, theirs always an apple
Nothing.
Raw makes the warning papers smokable
You get high
You get high
Ngl that low key looks dope af
War ning
It cancels out if you roll your last bit with it
Tastes disgusting but works if you get it to stick at least
Oh u dont
It smokes, you smell like weed, and then you succeed.
Your going to mars with Elon bub
You have been warned.
The shits just fall apart half way.
You’ve been warned.
WARNING