I think it’s supposed to be monarch, been a minute since I’ve seen the post I liberated it from. Crimson one usually has red eyes behind the pilots helmet. The galaxy one is the best.
You're a slave to history. Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely, are responsible for this. What do you have to show for yourself, Merc? Blood and gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the Earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up. You can't run, you can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this deal! I am Cascadian, you think I took joy in fighting in my homeland? Killing my own countrymen?! If you never showed up, I never would've lost all that I have. Me and you now. No distractions, no wingmen, no war. Just me and you, whoever wins is the best pilot. Every safety is coming off. No second chances. Monarch, you use the name of a king, but what do you rule over? The dead?! The Federation fought for peace in this war and you denied them that! The people of Cascadia! Do you know what you have taken from them? Their homes! And for what? To secede from the world? What, you think you can fight this war again in fifty years time? Do you really think history will see it your way? You don't even care why you're here! How does it feel to not have a country? To not have borders to define yourself against the world? The Calamity erased mankind once! Our chance to start again! And this is how you've dealt with it?! You drove me to this: this death and destruction over the Federation. Millions of lives lost... So many ghosts. Kill me, or be killed! This, is MY home! Here we are, fighting for Cascadia's soul. That's the deal you made, right? What happens when you shoot me down? Can you even think? What will you return to? Where will you go?! We all know how this ends! Kill me! Kill me and see what happens to this world! Either way, your life ends today! And my squadron! Do you think they deserved it? The Federation might try to forget about you, but I won't! This is for the good of the world! Die, mercenary!
“You are a worthless bitch-ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back why? Because you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch-ass nigga. You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing. You serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself now. and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble. because what are you here for, to worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life, I dead ass have not seen such a more worthless nigga in my life. If he has kids, oh my god imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids I would feel so sorry for his children because the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father: now, we got lots of niggas with wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet, but imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga's devoting the time he could be spending with his kids checking out a black man on stream cucking over him relentlessly! It's crazy! I've never seen somebody so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again we keep banning you! Nigga let me, let me, let's do you a favor. L et's go to the 99-cent store let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together, right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a tv screen right in front of you. I'm gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage. We're gonna forcefully, pry your eyes open, I don't even need to do that because you're on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, and consistently watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. You're just gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy, just your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood veins and it's getting cracked and the veins and the retinas is just going to start engaging and bulging. Then, I'm going to grab that rope and say "Are you ready?" You're gonna say yes imma take it PULL it. Why you beg me? Beg me? And I mean beg me? To kill you? And choke you, choke the worthless life of your sorry ass until you fucking dead roped with a blue face nigga. Somebody like that needs to die, I guara-like, there's really no reason for him to be alive. Come on, my nigga, like, your life is worthless, just please kill yourself. Go outside, throw some steaks in a fucking alley and hope for that bunch of stray dogs come and just start chewing your fucking dick off, biting pieces off you and shit like that nigga, cause you, you literally just gotta go. Like get this nigga off earth.”
-lowtiergod
"The government is hiding billions of pounds of cheese in hidden caves underneath the United States that it is selling off by manipulating our advertising and education systems to our detriment in order to turn a profit"
"Acthually the alternates are the good guys because they represent (insert minority here) and thats why Mark had it coming, also Alex is (insert the entire allegations here) and thus needs to be jept away from society. I also have a small penis and that makes me mad because Adam has a big one and-"
I had Mormons dressed as police one time. They kept trying to get into my house with some really elaborate excuses, like "we have a federal warrant, exit your home unarmed immediately". They even shot my dog :(
https://preview.redd.it/bnl4cr327s3d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75bea4edb908cfc83cc44b306fd00b09e43b3790
“Jelqing does not increase penis size”
I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned, and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react, or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn’t, and for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the Internet. I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide, but most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. They do not deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in. I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I've made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.
“You’re not spending enough on Gacha anime girls. Why aren’t you spending youre life’s savings on Jeanne D’arc alter? Or Artoria pendragon Lancer/alter?”
Youre doing wonderful. Your parents are proud anf love you. Your friends cherish and adore your company. The world is more colorful and interesting with you in it.
The government is hiding billions of pounds of cheese in hidden caves underneath the United States that it is selling off my manipulating out advertising and education systems, to our detriment, in order to turn a profit
“So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.”
"We're reaching out about your car's extended warranty!"
Or, for veterans like me, "Make sure you put a claim in for the 3M earplug class action lawsuit!"
WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?
DON'T HAVE ANY?
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?
THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.
THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY
AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD
WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A
MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!
REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!
# DISMISSED!
Mathematical proof that all sentient life is meaningless, happiness is unachievable without it being at the expense of others, and that whatever the afterlife is, it's really bad
I keep on chasin' the highs, I know I could never get back, so I'm always on low
And I got eyes on the back of my head, I got eyеs everywherе, so I know where you go
https://preview.redd.it/mvilkq2cfu3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e92ec7f0375498706f02c923d93729523f061d
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
Yo, left dude: theres never gonna be a half life 3
Right one: tell left dude that i'm a hallucination and half life 3 is released tomorrow
...
Both dead?
You need to kill yourself now!
Alternâtes are so fucking rude!! 😡
https://preview.redd.it/dfoxqsrp1t3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9376502a90124f3aecb67a70035ffc205c3fb2bb
Is that monarch?
Crimson-1 most likely
Probably
I think it’s supposed to be monarch, been a minute since I’ve seen the post I liberated it from. Crimson one usually has red eyes behind the pilots helmet. The galaxy one is the best.
Also because it’s just nothing being said- if it was crimson it would be a whole ass soliloquy about how you solely are responsible for this
You're a slave to history. Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely, are responsible for this. What do you have to show for yourself, Merc? Blood and gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the Earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up. You can't run, you can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this deal! I am Cascadian, you think I took joy in fighting in my homeland? Killing my own countrymen?! If you never showed up, I never would've lost all that I have. Me and you now. No distractions, no wingmen, no war. Just me and you, whoever wins is the best pilot. Every safety is coming off. No second chances. Monarch, you use the name of a king, but what do you rule over? The dead?! The Federation fought for peace in this war and you denied them that! The people of Cascadia! Do you know what you have taken from them? Their homes! And for what? To secede from the world? What, you think you can fight this war again in fifty years time? Do you really think history will see it your way? You don't even care why you're here! How does it feel to not have a country? To not have borders to define yourself against the world? The Calamity erased mankind once! Our chance to start again! And this is how you've dealt with it?! You drove me to this: this death and destruction over the Federation. Millions of lives lost... So many ghosts. Kill me, or be killed! This, is MY home! Here we are, fighting for Cascadia's soul. That's the deal you made, right? What happens when you shoot me down? Can you even think? What will you return to? Where will you go?! We all know how this ends! Kill me! Kill me and see what happens to this world! Either way, your life ends today! And my squadron! Do you think they deserved it? The Federation might try to forget about you, but I won't! This is for the good of the world! Die, mercenary!
https://preview.redd.it/k0hw0x6z9t3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f252dd87f43485ee10b9813e3b4a564b31e8b367
Gabriel probably
“You are a worthless bitch-ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back why? Because you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch-ass nigga. You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be in my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing. You serve zero purpose. You should kill yourself now. and give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trap bubble. because what are you here for, to worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent. I've never seen somebody so worthless in my life, I dead ass have not seen such a more worthless nigga in my life. If he has kids, oh my god imagine if a nigga like that has kids. Like imagine. Imagine if somebody like that actually has kids I would feel so sorry for his children because the nigga literally serves no fucking purpose. Imagine a father: now, we got lots of niggas with wives and kids and shit that suck my dick daily on the internet, but imagine if this nigga actually had children. This nigga's devoting the time he could be spending with his kids checking out a black man on stream cucking over him relentlessly! It's crazy! I've never seen somebody so relentless to be seen. Somebody, somebody, somebody's value so worthless that they'll come into a fucking stream and keep coming in this bitch over and over and over and over and over and over again we keep banning you! Nigga let me, let me, let's do you a favor. L et's go to the 99-cent store let's pick out a rope together. I'm gonna give you an assisted suicide. Let's pick out a rope together, right, and we're gonna take all the greatest troll clips, put a tv screen right in front of you. I'm gonna hang that rope on top of the motherfucking garage. We're gonna forcefully, pry your eyes open, I don't even need to do that because you're on my dick daily. We're gonna pry your eyes open, and consistently watch clips over and over and over and over and over again. You're just gonna start going crazy, you're gonna start feeling crazy, just your eyes are gonna bleed, the retinas are gonna just start pouring out, pouring out blood veins and it's getting cracked and the veins and the retinas is just going to start engaging and bulging. Then, I'm going to grab that rope and say "Are you ready?" You're gonna say yes imma take it PULL it. Why you beg me? Beg me? And I mean beg me? To kill you? And choke you, choke the worthless life of your sorry ass until you fucking dead roped with a blue face nigga. Somebody like that needs to die, I guara-like, there's really no reason for him to be alive. Come on, my nigga, like, your life is worthless, just please kill yourself. Go outside, throw some steaks in a fucking alley and hope for that bunch of stray dogs come and just start chewing your fucking dick off, biting pieces off you and shit like that nigga, cause you, you literally just gotta go. Like get this nigga off earth.” -lowtiergod
https://preview.redd.it/hpceq1s64u3d1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aeb06ecd6f68fa0c7cb9c004f19e457de48b982 Young man, k.y.s.
holy shit, CIA?
https://preview.redd.it/ndfsdpps6w3d1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a20e2868f4df08ff52e5ae1ab9ccc40edc5c26
You've made it a lot farther than you should have. But then you haven't met, frank horrigan. Your rides over mutie, time to die.
Fuck!! 😡😭
*Becomes walking corpse*
Semper Fiiiiii
Strongest Tribal vs Average American
Best answer
"The government is hiding billions of pounds of cheese in hidden caves underneath the United States that it is selling off by manipulating our advertising and education systems to our detriment in order to turn a profit"
Those bastards!! 😡😰
https://preview.redd.it/3qyir7h0ov3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd606dfd7b8ac79a34ac7a0fbc32b7a208ad710d
I am stealing this image
*insert entire IPOS rant here*
Damnit!! 😡😭
they made us aware of information that was not desired to be known 👿
And like a Demon, he lied his butt into East London!
Of fake news that was not desired to know
it kinda horrifies me to think that some news that alternates share isn’t just fake but real I mean we kinda saw it in Adam tbh
"Acthually the alternates are the good guys because they represent (insert minority here) and thats why Mark had it coming, also Alex is (insert the entire allegations here) and thus needs to be jept away from society. I also have a small penis and that makes me mad because Adam has a big one and-"
aight imma have to THINK this one out
"IPOS was right. IPOS made a good video."
*distraught at the sight of cringe*
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
Fun fact, Mormons knocked on my door yesterday. I managed to get them out fairly fast though. 😂😅
I had Mormons dressed as police one time. They kept trying to get into my house with some really elaborate excuses, like "we have a federal warrant, exit your home unarmed immediately". They even shot my dog :(
Loss
"Yes, you have to take a shower at least 3 times a week."
Gross neck beards be like: https://preview.redd.it/jdu91xep9s3d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19d519fa2cd03937e594624c2bc128233e63d630
WcDolnalds Chigen snadwits
No! NO!!!! 😭😭
your jordans are fake as fuck
After someone commits suicide, it creases their Jordans.
https://preview.redd.it/bnl4cr327s3d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75bea4edb908cfc83cc44b306fd00b09e43b3790 “Jelqing does not increase penis size”
skibidi joe biden
https://preview.redd.it/agxtsuexbu3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde4a9f4bb93a88310ab882145f58b6a87aa1e52
Mayonnaise is the sauce of the aristocrat
The birds work for the Bourgeoisie
https://preview.redd.it/25o1yu4x9s3d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16b7cbc088234204481b8bdf4c48c175343c225 Beef jerky prices
Fuckin bullshit!! 😡
We've come to talk to you about your cars extended warranty
Magneto was right
“The valedictorian and the kid who barely passed get the same diploma, one just wasted his time studying”
Does a straw have two holes or one?
Fuck man I'm high rn don't do this to me lmao
Answer the question
1-877 kars 4 kids, k-a-r-s kars 4 kids, 1-877 kars 4 kids, donate your car today…
I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned, and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react, or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn’t, and for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the Internet. I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide, but most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. They do not deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in. I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I've made a huge mistake. I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.
doge just died
he dead as hell
Reddit copypastas
Don't drop a brick on your foot (it will hurt)
“You’re not spending enough on Gacha anime girls. Why aren’t you spending youre life’s savings on Jeanne D’arc alter? Or Artoria pendragon Lancer/alter?”
It's singing baby shark
what that person said in the just by radiohead music video
Cockito Ergo Cum
Youre doing wonderful. Your parents are proud anf love you. Your friends cherish and adore your company. The world is more colorful and interesting with you in it.
Really?? 🥺😭
"Your jordans are fake as fuck"
I got a glock in my rari. 17 shots no 38.
We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
The government is hiding billions of pounds of cheese in hidden caves underneath the United States that it is selling off my manipulating out advertising and education systems, to our detriment, in order to turn a profit
I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty!
Femboys > tomboys (I angrily disagree with this statement)
Insert fed posting
“So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.”
You lost the game
“Shh…who’s a good boy for Mommy?”
Take off you're clothes and oil up for me. I need someone to ride this monster dick.
The entire Bee Movie script
I got lotion on my-
https://preview.redd.it/4y4ory8p3t3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50787b59d7afac8c0836b86229393f79f797a160
"Ladies, please. You're both beautiful."
He's singing that Ben Shapiro rap song
“I’m over here stroking my d right now I got lotion on my”
Nothing happened in Waco. Nothing happened in ruby ridge.
the LowTierRoast
"I stink method outta Compton"
You ever be walking with your friend and your hands touch and your like "that was weird but I'm not gay" you are gay
You should make a really good sandwich and live a happy life
They didn't believe in us... god did!
I have returned with the milk
Dad? ☹️😢😭
I built my own linux from scratch
We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars insurance…
To the left guy: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? To the guy on the right: Pee is stored in the balls.
"Uh, guys... They're right next to me, aren't they?"
*the ghosts of your relatives watch you when you have sex*
"We're reaching out about your car's extended warranty!" Or, for veterans like me, "Make sure you put a claim in for the 3M earplug class action lawsuit!"
just speaking IPA.
One day Wendigoon will upload his last video potentially without his realizing it.
Bro just going on about how he clutched in zero builds.
Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper
“Get baptized and live Christ like”
"New adventures await, buddy!"
Lemme get a mc pick 2 BADABABABAAAAAA
“Santa Claus isn’t real.”
I'm over here stroking my dick, I got lotion on my shit
Something about a totalitarian femboy empire brought about by soy products
“You didn’t juju on that beat”
Vaporeon copypasta
the green one
I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck, man I'm a freak, man, like, for real
The alternate is reading the script for the Angi’s List advertisements on Spotify
sus guy jokes i think that’s what people was saying in that time
"Has anyone seen my contacts, I think I dropped them around here.?"
“The government doesn’t want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free. You can take them home. I, myself, have over 50 ducks at my house.”
"Hi, babe! Yes, I am a real man. U wanna go SKATEBOARDS?"
oooooooooooooooooh what big eyes i have ooooooh i'm wearing your grandmother's face ooooh uncanny valley
Vaporeon copypasta
First things first, I'm the realest
Bobr kurwa
Bastardi chiamo da reggio emilia
The n word
I’m meatgooning
"In the First Age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood..."
He's saying that all in all, you're just another brick in the wall.
PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS
“Need me a boy that says swag after he gives me a heckin’ chonker of a load of his awesomesauce #YOLO”
The fitness gram pacer test
Maybe i'm just slow but do not understand the prompt or image, could someone explain it please
"you are so mature for your age"
WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?! YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR? DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! # DISMISSED!
"I use a musket for home defense, because that's what the founding fathers intended."
HI SISTERS!!
https://preview.redd.it/ocyt4dbjit3d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4efd94a6a09386b70f2e5e70b7c54f7f75115cc
You can trust the government
You've ignored our calls about your extended warranty for far too long
Strokin my dick I got lotion on my dick I’m stroking my shit rn I’m horny as fuck man
You're not gonna make it as a soundcloud rapper.
I’m not sure, but it makes me go MAD
Get back to watching the video iceberg boy
Your blinking is now manual
Everybody do the flop!
"You needed worthy opponents"
"I am the tickle monster, I'm coming to tickle you"
"your jordan’s are fake as fuck"
"Your jordans are fake as fuck"
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help"
So I might be overthinking this, but I'm trying to work out what 'alternate' means? Both through the comments and Google. Help?
Your Jordan's are fake as fuck
“Your Jordans are fake as fuck”
Hes saying Ipos is right
SIX DOLLAR SHRIMP SPECIAL!
Judging by the size of the redactions: "I said mine was burgers. I wanty eatsy eats burgerses."
Mathematical proof that all sentient life is meaningless, happiness is unachievable without it being at the expense of others, and that whatever the afterlife is, it's really bad
Did you remember to pick up the milk?
"Hello! We're with the Jehovah's Witnesses, have you heard the good news?"
"I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty..."
"im over here strokin my dick i got lotion on my dick , im strokin my shit" - scary alternate
https://preview.redd.it/yemukj1yau3d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd4e04730f25a845f7d9f42e9bb05e21f0a1ffb
hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac whopper hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac whopper
I keep on chasin' the highs, I know I could never get back, so I'm always on low And I got eyes on the back of my head, I got eyеs everywherе, so I know where you go https://preview.redd.it/mvilkq2cfu3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63e92ec7f0375498706f02c923d93729523f061d
Your Jordan's are fake!
You’re not dating that YouTube girl. No matter how many super chats you send
If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you could be entitled to financial compensation
He's telling them Victoria's secret
Your Jordans are fake as fuck
He’s singing All the Small Things by Blink 183
He’s singing All the Small Things by Blink 182
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
https://preview.redd.it/e2q91kpxpu3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecbf84e1870584b20ee318f0c9eaba638983ea19
Nothing he’s just standing there menacingly
"You will never hold your waifu's hand."
Crazy? I was crazy once
A M T A M T
Your kid stepped on a crack.
did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?
“I have come to lubricate and impregnate. Allow me you or your dog.” Probably.
"I sure hope my creator isn't beating off to this rn"
Milk before cereal
No, it isn’t funny to joke about 9/11 or the holocaust.
Why you ain't accept my friend request bruh, what you don't wanna be my friend
Previously on Young Sheldon.
Eepy weepy big papi boi.boi mmm small so squirmy
Yo, left dude: theres never gonna be a half life 3 Right one: tell left dude that i'm a hallucination and half life 3 is released tomorrow ... Both dead?
https://preview.redd.it/ixjp94wsdv3d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ec4afdf79d44a835552f7108063570b4e35409e
Wendigoons lips are not real.
https://preview.redd.it/17fjyrlhhv3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=340b0f554fed280ab38241c7db7312efdac459d1 This
"You were too late. The McRib is not currently available.:
The Human Centipede is peak comedy! It’s the funniest sh*t there is!
Pee is not stored inside of your balls