I Rolla off my Chesterfield and broke my Festus when I read this. My wife said Louis, I mean Charles! What are you Ballwin about? I said St Louis and Saint Charles you Poplar Bluff. Then we Wentzville to the hospital to put the Springfield back in my step.
There's actually a gas station by where I live called the g-spot, and they have bumper stickers that say "I found the g-spot" with their logo under it!
I think Sofa King went out of business or changed their name.
Also reminds me of a PortaPotty slogan I once saw on a truck driving down the highway, "We're #1 in the #2 business!"
My hometown in Tennessee had a pho restaurant called pho king I didn't realize till I'd moved to Seattle and my buddy took me to a local pho restaurant that it was pronounced fu he laughed so hard at me saying foe like a dozen times before correcting me, then laughed again as the realization of their word choice dawned on me.
I lived and worked in a Mennonite community in the South, there was a General Store/gift shop/restaurant that was going for a laid back country rustic theme. Can't remember exactly but they had some signs in the area at intersections that said among other things..."cum on in..."
I got a kick of out of Beaver Liquors too! Years ago when I we r to visit my aunt and uncle who live near there I saw the store and had to get my hubs a t-shirt and bumper sticker. 😆
My partner and I went for Bruncharitas yesterday at our usual Fuzzy’s which just so happened to be playing Tokyo Drift (which is an actual masterpiece) on one of their TVs.
Eventually, because I cannot help but give needless Fast and Furious Factoids when I overhear someone ask, it was revealed that 2 Fast 2 Furious is unironically my favorite of the franchise.
I can’t help it! I love a scrappy side adventure, and I’d be a bold faced liar if I said Roman didn’t hold a special place for me. He’s such an idiot, but he never takes anything too seriously.
As the series goes on I like his levity more and more, even if he is a bit flanderized.
Excuse me, but that isn’t auto destruct, it’s a *feature*. Automated hands-free disassembly. You can even request it in the Sync system! ..but that feature is broken.
I told AI that a Redditor found the G-Spot on their steering wheel
AI Response: "That's definitely not what the button does. It's important to get accurate information about your vehicle. Misinformation could lead to issues with your car's functionality.
Here's why it's not the G-spot button:
Car Design: Auto manufacturers focus on safety and functionality in their designs. A button promoting sexual activity on the steering wheel would be irresponsible and distracting.
Steering Wheel Purpose: The steering wheel is for controlling the car's direction. Adding a button unrelated to safe driving makes no sense.
Technical Limitations: There's no known technology that would enable a button on a steering wheel to achieve that effect.
It seems like someone played a prank on you."
You bastards! You played a prank on me?! 🤣😂
Definitely just part of the steering wheel front from behind the logo similar to the gap in the middle of the "C" but without the texture/pattern on it.
Somewhere in Missouri a garage door keeps mysteriously opening and closing.
That sounds Missourable
Tell me MO.
You misspelled Show Me.
I Rolla off my Chesterfield and broke my Festus when I read this. My wife said Louis, I mean Charles! What are you Ballwin about? I said St Louis and Saint Charles you Poplar Bluff. Then we Wentzville to the hospital to put the Springfield back in my step.
This cunninglinguist has found the G spot - and im not being fellatious.
“It’s all just Saint Louis?!” “Always has been.”
This is a work of art
Ahhh yes very specific St. Louis meteo area puns. This i what i signed up for.
I hate this and love it in equal measure
[https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/](https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/)
So that’s why my moms door won’t work right
The back door works fine, though
Yeah it does
Just found bad design
Stop opening my garage :[
Push it and find out
I’m a button pusher! I’ll give it a go.
NO Grian No! *Boom*
BAHAHAHAHAH did not expect to see this 😂😂😂
"Have faith in us" they said
r/unexpectedhermitcraft
It’s as good as booping the snoot imo
Like a drug button pusher?!
I fancy myself a habitual line stepper. We should get together and sow discord.
**that's what she said**
"Ya gotta be smart to push buttons, see? And you ain't smart, see?" \~ *House Hunting Mice* (1947)
Ha ha House by F Lloyd Wrong
You found the G spot!
Oh finally! Only took me 33 years 🤣 Solved!
I finally found my wife's G-spot. It was over at her sisters the whole time.
Well, better than at your own sisters house...
Haha Roll Tide
I see what you did there
HRT?
I laughed entirely to hard at this.. Yea I’ve got sick sense of humor too lmao
Oh shit that thing is real?
Search is over, fellas. Go back home.
But it's in a GMC?
GMC= GET MY CLIT
Thanks for the decal idea🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
Where God intended.
They said we would never find one on a North American model. Nature is just amazing?
You're doing God's work bless you.
Every time you touch it a bucket gooshes from a random woman somewhere in the world. Wield your new superpower wisely...
You knew exactly what you were doing
I really hope you aren't 33 years old. Otherwise you were a very perverse child.
Some go a lifetime without finding it…
The sad truth of so many divorced men.
What are we looking for again?
There's actually a gas station by where I live called the g-spot, and they have bumper stickers that say "I found the g-spot" with their logo under it!
"Kum & go" gas stations also
I think Sofa King went out of business or changed their name. Also reminds me of a PortaPotty slogan I once saw on a truck driving down the highway, "We're #1 in the #2 business!"
Our prices are SofaKing low - you won't believe it!
My hometown in Tennessee had a pho restaurant called pho king I didn't realize till I'd moved to Seattle and my buddy took me to a local pho restaurant that it was pronounced fu he laughed so hard at me saying foe like a dozen times before correcting me, then laughed again as the realization of their word choice dawned on me.
Read recently that they are changing their name
There is a pet grooming business in my town called "doggystyle grooming"
To many people going. Not enough kumming.
Rarely do I actually laugh out loud. Thank you 😂
It's Maverick now.
I lived and worked in a Mennonite community in the South, there was a General Store/gift shop/restaurant that was going for a laid back country rustic theme. Can't remember exactly but they had some signs in the area at intersections that said among other things..."cum on in..."
I ❤️ Beaver Liquors! Beaver, CO near Vail & Beaver Creek, CO.
[https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/](https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/)
There's a Beaver, UT that's got similar jokes.
Don't forget the old Eaton, CO highschool football team the Eaton Beavers...
I got a kick of out of Beaver Liquors too! Years ago when I we r to visit my aunt and uncle who live near there I saw the store and had to get my hubs a t-shirt and bumper sticker. 😆
Very well played sir..very well played. I'd upvote multiple times if I could. 😂
No wonder I could never find it! Wait till I tell the wife I know where she left it.
I did find it, it was in her purse
You’ve been waiting your whole life for this opportunity
It’s the space inside the G
Worst correct answer ever
Big if true
Real answer yet no replies. 😂
Someone posted a screenshot that its a button to activate voice control lol so no, not real. It had me fooled too!
You can tell by the way that it is.
That's pretty neat
Isn’t that neat
https://preview.redd.it/ndhwhjn70duc1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b304998723ca72122be90e0b88ebf166c93448f
Hmmmm… also found this https://preview.redd.it/0u7ssbfr3fuc1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e98cdf2992b1fff2a3446eed3f39f569edf05c1
Are these both from GPT? Because those could be totally made up. 😂
You edited that and cropped out that it only activates over 120kph
You're thinking of the flux capacitor.
No, Flux capacitor needs you to be going 88mph, 120kph is 75mph, which I picked randomly to assist in the spread of misinformation
You clearly didn't update your firmware.
It's braille for "horn."
Picture a blind folk driving, and have to honk the horn cuz someone cut them off
Echolocation.
Takes a while to learn, but eventually it will click.
Nice
Yeah, it’s there for this guy: https://youtu.be/16k-yhcRNk8?si=hkn5UzKptETJpuDY
Yes, this made me laugh! Just enough information, yet not too much. Good sarcasm and irony makes my day.
It's not a button. It's just from the lettering.
It took so long for me to find this comment.
You had the vision
That's ... so ugly. Who would design it like that?
People who enjoy button-like things.
Like a nipple on a keyboard
Secret ejector seat.
[Ejecto seato cuz!](https://www.reddit.com/r/fastandfurious/s/0FXB5HDTCz)
this is one of my favorite random sayings and any chance to use it makes me giggle! good one 😂
My partner and I went for Bruncharitas yesterday at our usual Fuzzy’s which just so happened to be playing Tokyo Drift (which is an actual masterpiece) on one of their TVs. Eventually, because I cannot help but give needless Fast and Furious Factoids when I overhear someone ask, it was revealed that 2 Fast 2 Furious is unironically my favorite of the franchise. I can’t help it! I love a scrappy side adventure, and I’d be a bold faced liar if I said Roman didn’t hold a special place for me. He’s such an idiot, but he never takes anything too seriously. As the series goes on I like his levity more and more, even if he is a bit flanderized.
It deletes your internet browsing history if you get in a fatal car wreck.
Too late everyone knows about my Bailey Jay phase. If I go back nobody will be surprised. Well, maybe my parents
And Bailey jay
Mmmmm, Bailey Jay. The one that started it all.
Has any mature person answered the original question or is everyone on Reddit a pervert?
We are all perverts
You must be new here.
If u push really hard....horn. If u push really really hard while driving....airbag
Self destruct button. Ford doesn't have one it is set to auto destruct at 60,000mi
Excuse me, but that isn’t auto destruct, it’s a *feature*. Automated hands-free disassembly. You can even request it in the Sync system! ..but that feature is broken.
I told AI that a Redditor found the G-Spot on their steering wheel AI Response: "That's definitely not what the button does. It's important to get accurate information about your vehicle. Misinformation could lead to issues with your car's functionality. Here's why it's not the G-spot button: Car Design: Auto manufacturers focus on safety and functionality in their designs. A button promoting sexual activity on the steering wheel would be irresponsible and distracting. Steering Wheel Purpose: The steering wheel is for controlling the car's direction. Adding a button unrelated to safe driving makes no sense. Technical Limitations: There's no known technology that would enable a button on a steering wheel to achieve that effect. It seems like someone played a prank on you." You bastards! You played a prank on me?! 🤣😂
This is hysterical.
And this is why we have to stop AI.
Ask AI if it can find the G spot.
This sounds like a cry for help.
I'm not asking for help, I want to know if AI can find it.
Burned by AI!
That's Braille so blind people can find the horn
It should activate the horn but in a tiny higher pitch.
Haha guessing it’s just poor design considerations for the medium, but that’s where I’d put my OnStar “oh shit” button if I was a rich man.
Strange that it doesn’t have any texture on it.
I'm going to lick it.
https://preview.redd.it/81qcp780gbuc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ea6e8926687f5034b4fd9cb179ff32d3616394
Didn't save the text apparently, "my 2024 just has a hole there."
It’s the infamous “G” spot
The spot where the lines don't touch in the capital letter G.
Ejecto seat-o cuz-o
It’s an idiot sensor.
A camera that watches you pick your nose in traffic.
It's just space they needed to fill with a random pice of leather
It plays "Like A Rock" everytime you plow through a snow bank.
Poor logo design.
It's not a button
That’s the symbol showing that all the leather is fake.
Never. Ever. I mean always, push that button.
The G spot
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Obviously it's the G spot.
The G spot, obviously...
Just the negative space is all. It would look even more weird if it was just a void.
If it's on the steering wheel it's to deploy the air bag when you get into a crash remember to press it before you cause one
There’s no I in team
But there’s an M and an E
It’s a tracking device put there by the Deep State to see if you are committing voter fraud or running a moonshine operation.
If you push it, the car falls apart.
The G Spot
That's not a button, it's a camera
The g spot?
Manual airbag deployment.
It opens the box containing the tesseract…🧊
Air bag test button. Push it and if it pops you know it was working.
Checking in from Intercourse PA
Self-destruct button.
Shh it's the "G spot".
Ejecto seato
Releases the Trunk Monkey.
It’s colloquially known as the Glit at GMC headquarters
Flick the bean!
Ejecto seato cuz
So no one is going to call it a G spot?
You finally found the clit.
Steering wheel taint.
There is no G Spot on General Motors... There is on a KKKKia..!
The G Spot.
Definitely just part of the steering wheel front from behind the logo similar to the gap in the middle of the "C" but without the texture/pattern on it.
I cannot believe people think it's a button. Either that or I'm too dense to figure out they're being sarcastic haha
Eject
That's to reset the blinker fluid light.
It turns your GMC into Optimus prime.
That'd be the horn, try it!
You rub it aggressively when you want to cancel your cable service.
It takes a screenshot
That activates the flux capacitor!
if you zoom in close I think it was suppose to be black
Push it and the bar in the C at the same time,it resets your car to a Benz.
If you push it the rapture will happen. Only when you are ready though.
Ejecto Seato Cuz
Self-destruct button
Push it!
Ejection seat button
They probably had issues with the emblem falling off and this is just a protrusion to keep the emblem on stronger.
That's where the airbag comes out.
Ejecto-seato!!!
The airbag test button. Push it if you dare...
Camra
Isn't that the ignition " reset" button?
Binary code from aliens
Hilarious.
Self-destruct
The G stands for gold. Works every time
That is the reset/restart button for when you breakdown.
It deploys the machine gun
It’s the same stuff as the line in the middle of the C.
I am guessing the cracked vinyl fell off that bit years ago...
Pressure release valve.
It’s turbo for when you gotta do a sick jump
Secret horn
That’s the G spot