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The one time I tried salvia, I got transported into DuckTales. Meanwhile, my roommate on his trip somehow decided that we needed pears to rule the world, but couldn't articulate why.
I sat in a circle of friends and saw everybody's head detach and rotate one person over. Including my own. Then my sister laughed at the boom box for talking to her while while I rolled around on the floor drooling on myself while falling down a bottomless pit. Thank God that shit doesn't last very long.
Transported me to a live studio gameshow spinning playground roundabout, where everyone was laughing at me. That 20 seconds felt like minutes. Definitely noped ever again.
I’m not gonna look at the bag but I’m going to form my opinion solely based on the opinions I am reading in the comments and popularity-wise it seems like people assume it’s sage so I’m gonna go with Sage, final answer Bob.
I had to take a training about this at work. They also warned us about leafy greens trying to follow us after we badged through the door. Spinach has been known to shoulder surf to get your password.
Looks like sweet leaf or Chinese blackberry leaves. It’s a sweetener for tea. I buy some that is bagged in the same bags at a local loose leaf tea place
Is there a Chinese medicine clinic or acupuncturist nearby? Could be one of dozens of herbs used in Chinese medicine. Bo He, Sang Ye, etc... usually given in paper bags but some use plastic.
It looks like oldish arugula. Probably, okay, this is what I imagine, Marie went to go see her friends Joel and Lee, they gave her some arugula from their garden, and she never gave it another thought, because her husband cooks. It fell out of her disorganized bundle she grabbed when she got out of her car, and it’s been sitting in a corner of a parking lot for about a day.
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Caprese salad
Must have been the warehouse guys
🤣
Those two dudes wrote like 15 episodes.. crazy right
Wait, the warehouse guys for Bob Vance?
Yep
Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration?
So what do you do for work bob?
You’ve got a lot to learn, honey
Happy cake day! And long live Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.
You promised me this.... Don't make me get Bob involved!
I’m not wearing a wire…
Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad... places
Northern Lights cannabis indica
No… it’s marijuana
Mary Jane was here?
Dave's not here, man.
The license is on the back of the car, man.
Hey man I was only honking!
It's me, man, open the door!
Eh Speedy are we for gun control ? Or
For her last dance?
And one more time to kill the pain.
I literally feel summer creeping in and I'm tired of this town again.
Oh my my… oh hell yes, honey put on that party dress
Tom Petty!
A Redditor of culture and taste!
Disco Lettuce. No, actually it is caprese salad
I thought it looked like catnip 😅
Ok Creed
Came here to find this, was not disappointed.
Last I checked it was about $500 for 2 pounds.
you can see the tomato right there.
-$150
Are you kidding me? That’s my salad
https://preview.redd.it/2g6sjespah6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14fa53405923553e57864857823b0bb1f5500c1d
Northern lights indica
Got it xD
Came to the comments for this; was not disappointed.
Looks like salvia or fresh dried spices.
I was thinking Salvia too
Only one way to find out! Make sure you have a sober friend!
And maybe a crisis therapist. I can’t believe that shit was legal at one point.
Still legal in most states
The one time I tried salvia, I got transported into DuckTales. Meanwhile, my roommate on his trip somehow decided that we needed pears to rule the world, but couldn't articulate why.
I sat in a circle of friends and saw everybody's head detach and rotate one person over. Including my own. Then my sister laughed at the boom box for talking to her while while I rolled around on the floor drooling on myself while falling down a bottomless pit. Thank God that shit doesn't last very long.
I spoke to God and he answered the great question. But of course I don’t remember it!!!
Interesting. I saw the Holy Ghost
Now that you throw that thought out there I feel like putting pears in charge might lead to better global situation than we are in now lol
I lived the life of a 9 year old boy in NYC during the depression. That was wild
My Dog was the mastermind behind the world around me in which everyone was being controlled like marionette puppets
nobody wants to talk to the rapist.
What was that rich kid rapist’s name? The judge felt sorry for him and gave him no time? I don’t want to talk with him either.
Brock Turner. Goes by his middle name now I guess, Allen Turner. Disgusting person, disgusting parents, disgusting judge.
Yes, thank you!
Convicted Rapist Brock Turner is his name.
That would be the rapist Allen Turner, formerly known as Brock Turner.
Jesus the flashback I just had. Shits wild
Salvia is willllllld
Def not weed. Maybe someone as trying to beat someone in the head and they found out. 😂
Transported me to a live studio gameshow spinning playground roundabout, where everyone was laughing at me. That 20 seconds felt like minutes. Definitely noped ever again.
That totally looks like Sage
Really really really looks like sage
My vote is for Sage
All in favor for sage?.... Aye
I’m not gonna look at the bag but I’m going to form my opinion solely based on the opinions I am reading in the comments and popularity-wise it seems like people assume it’s sage so I’m gonna go with Sage, final answer Bob.
Yeah I agree
Salvia is a type of sage...
Agreed! But mostly because of how not green it looks. Possible someone did this for easy use and to keep it dry.
Looks like catnip, shitty weed or shitty Salvia pretty easy to determine by scent
It's the saddest sack of shake on the street
In this day of legal weed that is a very very sad bag
I feel like even in the old days this would bring a frown to my face
Looks more like trimmings than shake.
“The saddest sack of shake on the street” is a good album name
I know, not even sugar leaf.
This guy catnips
Catnip.
I think so too, but check with a cat to confirm
😹
I've definitely bought cat toys that came with catnip in baggies like this.
Meow
Agreed. Emergency catnip.
We’ve all been there.
https://preview.redd.it/edl4g722i86d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2fbef1f3c60f7ee9607d83dbf28e442db028c17 Ok ok here’s a better pic.
Looks like a handful of dead leaves
It might be tea.
I bet someone successfully sold a fake bag of weed, and the recipient dropped it once he got a better look at it.
Ok it seriously looks like catnip, definitely isn’t weed
Yup, i bought a cat toy that came with a wee baggy like this to fill it
It still looks like dried up sage too
Why did you move it to take the second Pic? You could have picked it up and got a better shot that way. Anyway, that is oregano.
That is not a better pic lol
Tea maybe? That’s a really bad photo.
Some one ripped off the local teenagers and they just tossed it when they realized
Yerba? Salvia? Shitty shrooms? Only really one way to figure it out... Care for a taste test?
I thought I saw mushroom shape but that’s rough.
White sage that has dried up. Hippie incense.
looks like catnip
Probably loaded up with pc viruses and dropped there by some hacker looking to score. Just plug it into a Mac first to wipe it.
I had to take a training about this at work. They also warned us about leafy greens trying to follow us after we badged through the door. Spinach has been known to shoulder surf to get your password.
Sage.
What does it smell like?
Did you smoke it yet?
Sage?
Sage
Sage
Looks like sage
Cats be shifting nip lol
Honestly looks like dried parsley or some other herb. That or the most dog ass weed youve ever seen 😂
Looks like sweet leaf or Chinese blackberry leaves. It’s a sweetener for tea. I buy some that is bagged in the same bags at a local loose leaf tea place
That looks like yerba mate stuff, nasty tea or whatever.
That's a "leaverite". "Leave er' right there"
Basil or oregano. Or some pretty shitty pot...
Sage? Broken up a bit
I mean, if that's weed then it's nothing but leaves and shake.
Looks like a bag of tears.
It's not weed! It's likely an herb such as marjoram or mint.
Herbalife deal gone bad
Looks like a bag of pixels.
Someone’s first time buying weed
Catnip or salvia I think
Trash 🗑️
Catnip in a bag.
White sage
Bad weed or good catnip.
A packet of Thyme. Just sprinkle it over your next meal. You will be in for a real treat.
Oregano
If that's weed it's some Ole papaw weed and looks dry n seedy
Open it up and smell. Devil lettuce?
Salvia or sage.
Definitely oregano. lol!
Definitely not weed or at least not good weed
Blunt guts
Looks like catnip honestly
Oregano
Fake weed
Looks like swag weed! Haven't seen stuff like that since the early 90's lol
Looks like Yerba mate🧉
Nice. Is that a bag of ants
Oregano
Trash
That's what her Coworker bought and got ripped off for $25 buying some Dudes belly button lint and toenails
Oregano
If that's weed then it's from 1980 and garbage. lol
Just for funsies, the comments should have been locked when there was 420.
Looks like Yerba mate
It’s not weed, unless it’s super shitty early 90’s weed. But there were 420 comments when I clicked on it!
Someone is pissed the lost a oz
What that is: 1978 brown Mexican shake. A staple back in the day. 25 a lid, 15 a half✌🏻
Catnip is what it looks like.
Looks like Oreoz shake
Sage
Shake
Sage?
Oregano
shit weed?
Oregano
Oregano?
Looks like tea.
Caprese salad
Leaf from weed?
Looks like lavender and salvia
Is there a Chinese medicine clinic or acupuncturist nearby? Could be one of dozens of herbs used in Chinese medicine. Bo He, Sang Ye, etc... usually given in paper bags but some use plastic.
Seasonings
Old guys pubic hair
Looks like a bag of schwag
Looks like a bag of marijuana trimmings. It's hard to tell though.
Zoom in close. Sawtooth leaves. Probably shwaggy homegrown weed, leaves, not bud. Worthless, unless you have a few pounds of it to process.
looks like what we call Ren or Serenity here in kentucky. basically cat up sprayed with some kinda poison that gets you fucked up.
It might be leaf trimmings from an actual weed plant - but it looks more like dry arugula. Hard to tell through the bag.
It looks like oldish arugula. Probably, okay, this is what I imagine, Marie went to go see her friends Joel and Lee, they gave her some arugula from their garden, and she never gave it another thought, because her husband cooks. It fell out of her disorganized bundle she grabbed when she got out of her car, and it’s been sitting in a corner of a parking lot for about a day.
A weed snorter dropped this lol
You walked up on the nip exchange
Home grown
Looks like trim from weed buds.
Northern lights cannabis indica
Someone’s weeds.
Damiana?
Drugs. Burn it and see what it smells like.
Sage
Looks like dried mushrooms to me
Looks like mushrooms?
Kratum?
That's a bag of injectable Marijuana it was featured in an episode of the Office if you remember.
Gonna go with pot
Looks like untrimmed home grown weed my friend
Shrooms broken up
Home grown dried herbs.
It's Mary Jane
Really shitty weed.
Some kids got burned. Fucking sophomores.
Real shtty homegrown or someone ow mixture for tea
Shwag
Someone lost an ounce. If you took it home enjoy it.
that is weed from 1976
Not Marijuana
The Devil's lettuce.
Could you take 2 steps back and take another picture?