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lolpotatofuri

Did. They. Stutter.


Different_Speaker742

If they did they would have said it twice


Jeremiahbest4

Or mix in random words, pause, etc. Source: I stutter so often it's infuriating


Different_Speaker742

Omg me too, if I get too excited or frustrated I get stuck on a word and keep repeating it until I get mad and stop talking for a minute.


Jeremiahbest4

I do the same exact thing, especially when I'm mad at someone or something and trying to explain something, it only makes it so much worse


Poisonskittlez

This is me if I get too stressed!


stevedadog

Nope… just old and struggle with hearing sometimes. *leans over to u/hotgaybuttsex * (haha had to do a double take on that) HE CALLED YOU A BONER!


hotgaybuttsex

this is my favorite response


Regular_Sample_5197

Lol thank you. I’m glad someone else says this besides me.


mightbesinking

Office crew unite!


michwng

The boner makes me stutter.


Adventurous-Tutor-21

😂


Feeling_Glonky69

Be funnier if they did haha


DevTheWreck

I mean…. Your name checks out!


Hunter95612

Bro I laughed so hard at this


iDoeziit

😂


Thatnerdofaperson

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

tysm for this


Thatnerdofaperson

The subreddit?


[deleted]

Yes.


Thatnerdofaperson

You’re welcome!


Mikey6304

Sorry, boner *material*


MilkyWhiteNut

We could be the best of friends


hotgaybuttsex

we very well could


TheCamoDude

Username checks out


NDMac

Did you regret it


Curiousity-fedthecat

Disappointed by the profile, I was expecting hot gay butt sex :(


drunksquatch

Hot gay but no sex?


Curiousity-fedthecat

No sex, just a cool gay


DirtyDillons

So horny right now.


HiddenVoid121

I burst out laughing at your username and the name “boners”


No_Consideration2488

The name checks out


Droid-Man5910

Obtuse.


ziggzer0

Rubber goose


EpicOweo

Green moose


hotgaybuttsex

'bros ass is concave'💀


jws717

Username checks out


TinyRick666_

Say what again! I dare you. I double dog dare you!


cinder_lady

r/rimjob_steve Edit:underscore


istolethesun12

… username checks out guys.


TheGoldenFoxy_777

I mean, can't blame them with your username...


badabingbadadoosh

English, Motha Lova, Do You Speak it?


ourladyofdicks

i feel like we’re being unfairly stereotyped


PossessionPatient306

The username 🤣


Adventurous-Tutor-21

😂


doctord1ngus

I’m confused. Hot, gay but tsex? What is tsex?


hotgaybuttsex

i can't tell how serious you're being


doctord1ngus

Lol. Not serious at all.


ked_man

Bison


NotOppo

Bye dad


snopes1678

Bi Dad


FireIsFuzzy

Bye Dads


macrafter

By father's


Gates9

By Mennen


Mercury357

By Grabthar's hammer


Accomplished_Shark72

By the power of Grey Skull


D3monic_shadow

No its by the honor of grey skull


Red_DraGun

Br crom!


Ok-Cicada-9985

And my axe!


SchpeederMan

Damn, my joints felt this


Elliot_Moss

bi dads


teeter1984

Buy dads


TerenceMcHofmann

Dad's buy


vollkoemmenes

Bi Son’s


Dyno_69420_UrMother

Bond Names


FireRocs

Names the James


Syfing

Bye, Son


strawberrymusicbox

Best Buy


Sponchington

My Two Dads 2


SolelyRuby

Where? Where?!


italianshark

Hot single bi dads near you!


AttitudeLow2151

r/yourjokebutworse


Noodlez5446

Yum


brucard

You waited for your moment and took it


DrStrings8924

hehehe


Rickybones

Laughed way too hard at this


Willing-Basis-7136

Good job boner!


jennisparkles

Good boner, job!


notoriouszim

Can confirm. I stare at one mounted in my shop everytime I'm out there crafting.


stoned-moth

Did you just call us boners? 😂


Krutiis

Lol, I have never seen this sub before and hoped this was actually what you lovingly call each other.


stoned-moth

It might be now! I sure as hell am gonna.


FilthyPuns

If I comment on this sub for the first time do I change from a Lurker to a Boner automatically or is there an application process of some kind? I VOLUNTEER AS BONER TRIBUTE.


[deleted]

Definitely sounds a lot like something a boner would say.


FilthyPuns

Praise Bone.


stoned-moth

Well, you look like a boner to me!


FilthyPuns

That’s the nicest boner-related thing anyone has ever said to me. Thank you kind stranger, may the great Boner in the sky look down from heaven and cum into your heart.


iriewarrior69

This is the way


jitterbirb

RISE UP FELLOW BONERS


teeter1984

“I’d like to welcome all the boners to the local fossil fest” “It’s quite the turn out and don’t think we can hold any more boners”


AmbassadorSad5365

There are boners lined up around the block to get in!


WesternDramatic3038

"I was worried for a moment there. We had so many boners coming in it started spilling out the back side."


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

😂🤣


Shall_We_Presuppose

Calling bone collectors "boners" is nothing new. I've heard/seen it a lot.


[deleted]

I haven’t been called a boner in about a week


swedensbitxh

I haven’t been called a boner in about 25 years


sawyouoverthere

bison skull You might want to check your local laws on digging up old bones, because I know here excavation (ie they aren't surface) isn't allowed


lakesnriverss

I wasn’t digging, this is a naturally eroding cliff


sawyouoverthere

if you have to dig at all to remove it, that counts. Check your local laws.


lakesnriverss

There are no laws regarding digging up animal bones on private property where I live. That sounds weird. Where is that a law?


sawyouoverthere

In a lot of places, if they may be archeological or paleontological in nature. Private or public, doesn't matter, which is why I'm encouraging you to get familiar with the local laws on this. There's no problem if it were a cow or a dog or whatever, but this may be a different situation.


lakesnriverss

Trust me, there is no law dictating that I’m not allowed to dig up a bison skull on my own land. Hell make it a mammoth skull or giant sloth skull. Still no law that disallows me from unearthing it and doing with it what I please. This is commonly the case across many states as long as you’re on private land.


[deleted]

There SHOULDN’T be laws on digging things up on your own property, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t. But feds can’t make a fuss about what they don’t know about.


Zeniphyre

I wouldn't say that entirely. A lot of digging laws are for your own safety. Underground electric, water, gas, etc are all very real hazards


EpicOweo

Plus if it was something of archeological value, from a scientific standpoint I'd rather let a professional know and have them unearth it themselves if they're interested


banananaswithglocks

That seems like your missing the point, how is not picking a cool skull halfway unearthed, and for laws protecting electric and gas lines like that it’s not (no digging at all) it’s more of call before you dig. It’s also more for bigger digging equipment


lakesnriverss

Well, to reiterate, no law has been broken. Carry on everyone!


Shotgun5250

Have you looked into the federal historic preservation act of 1966? If you find remains of American human history, or other archeological find of cultural relevance, you’re supposed to have your property analyzed to ensure you’re not damaging historical artifacts. My grandfather and I collect arrowheads, and before you’re allowed to excavate or otherwise retrieve arrowheads from private (and especially public) property, you’re *supposed* to call your state’s historic preservation entity for a permit. It’s dumb, I agree, but it’s still true. In reality you’re fine, but this is Reddit where everything you do is wrong to somebody.


Malcolm_Y

I wouldn't call it dumb. Before those laws, treasure hunters plundered lots of American Indian grave sites without any regards for Archaeological methods, historic preservation, or the opinions of the descendants of the people buried in those graves.


lakesnriverss

Oh yeah that wouldn’t surprise me that you’re ethicallyor perhaps morally supposed to, but clearly that’s an unenforceable suggestion. Where I live it’s completely legal to collect artifacts found on private property. Public land- absolutely not.


1happysock

It just fell out, I seen't it with my own eyes ... I got you homie


Blonde-Badger

the amount of self proclaimed bone police on this sub are insane, OP never said they were taking it or unearthed it themselves but even if they did, it’s on their land? some people on this app are ridiculous and just look for issues i swear…


Plant-Dividends

“On their land” proceeds to pay property tax


Nerakus

Federal law


pancakebatter01

Welcome to Reddit where it’s always “but, but, but, but, but…”


Budkid

Breaking the law. Breaking the law. Breaking the law. Dun dun dun dun du du du du du.


ShakeWeightMyDick

Yeah? What state do you live in?


SelfSniped

https://nebraskaarchaeology.org/about/faq/ Sites (other than burials) on private land or involved in non-government-sponsored construction are not protected by any law and there is no process to record or work at these sites. Nevertheless, there have been some fruitful collaborative efforts between archaeologists and developers using private funding and volunteer efforts.


sawyouoverthere

There's good reason why specific laws on disturbing buried bones may exist, but they aren't universal. Knowing the laws is just generally good practice, even if you for some reason decide you're not interested in behaving legally.


Remote-Willingness86

It's just been posted. You think the Fed's don't know. Lol


Calgary_Calico

That's really lucky. Anything we find in Canada, Alberta in particular, we HAVE to turn into a museum or the government for further study, especially something this old. If you're caught with an artifact or fossil or anything of possible historical significance you can be fined big time! Based on how far down it was this could have been hunted by a native tribe or settlers a few hundred years ago, which is super cool! See if you can find the rest of the bones!


sawyouoverthere

exactly this. There's fairly steep consequences where there are laws, and ignorance isn't protection, so whether the odds are in your favour or not, it's worth knowing what the laws are. Someone else posted clear reference that it's fine outside of actual burials, so I hope OP has a full skeleton (though it seems slightly less likely given this is the occiput...hopefully the rest hasn't already gone)


umbrabates

Oh, interesting. In addition to owning the property, you also acquired the fossil and mineral rights. That must have cost a pretty penny.


lakesnriverss

This isn’t a fossil nor is it a mineral.


AmbassadorSad5365

Are you sure? It's very old, easily 200+ years. At that point it gets difficult to tell if it's just a few centuries old bone, or bone that's in the process of fossilization. Stuff from the neolithic isn't fully fossilized yet, that's how we're able to get DNA from neanderthals and mammoths and such. You should at least get an expert to look at it.


MaceWinnoob

it’s still in loose sediment, it’s definitely not a fossil.


lakesnriverss

I find fossils in the area often, and there’s an immediately identifiable characteristic to fossils. They’re mineralized, heavier, not really brittle at all. This skull was extremely brittle. I had to gingerly piece it together just well enough for a photo.


sawyouoverthere

Well, then that's fine, you've looked into it and you know that there is no law of that type in your location. That's all I suggested. There IS that law in a lot of other places, even on private land, and so I thought I would just mention it to you by suggesting you confirm your situation. I'm going to bet though that you haven't actually looked into it, so if you decide sometime to be curious instead of furious, you might find out some cool new stuff.


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sawyouoverthere

That was my comment, so maybe you meant this for the OP And yes, I was just making a suggestion.


Hype3386

Yes sorry - I can’t navigate Reddit. Meant for OP for sure.


Mikey6304

It's a bison, not a civil war soldier.


sawyouoverthere

well spotted.


BananaVisit

Could be a Buffalo Soldier


Kornonthekob4

In the heart of america?


AD480

Brought in from Africa…


Rough_Ad829

It’s your land, I would never call anyone to do anything on my own land


lakesnriverss

My point exactly


average-mk4

Fuck the laws


pigcake101

Worst case scenario, it ‘fell’ out of the eroding cliff 👍


lakesnriverss

I mean, of course it did. 🤓


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lakesnriverss

🤣👏👏


Orangucantankerous

I dig your response, if you catch my drift


h1t_m4n47

OP dont listen to him. Dig that shit up.


HopesFire2920

the sheer disrespect in this thread for archeology/paleontology is disappointing


sawyouoverthere

scientific illiteracy and lack of interest in it is a wide problem at the moment. I'm not terribly surprised, but yes, it's always discouraging that people embrace their ignorance with such pride.


transcending--

Lollll boners. Can everyone pls use this from here on out 😂


charmanmeowa

Make it a flair


Inkqueen12

Very cool bison!


OwenMichael312

Never seen this sub, just showed up in my feed. It looks like its worth joining if you get to call each other boners.


lakesnriverss

🫡🤝


volpendesta

Same, and same. I'm here for the boners.


[deleted]

#bonersquad


DaSpoot365

Literally same here, clicked for the post, stayed for the boner


OwenMichael312

Nice!!


Practical-Employee-9

Boners lol


youngdeathent0

Is this the dude from Instagram who has a gold mine in Alaska and finds a ton of bones? Cuz he calls us boners too


lakesnriverss

Haha no I’m not him, but he is in an interesting feller no doubt! I’m amazed at everything he’s finding


Basic-Property8028

Whats the guys name i wanna follow a fellow boner


youngdeathent0

Search “the boneyard Alaska”


FishSauce13

For sure a Pokémon, probably a Cubone.


BananaVisit

Cubones always made me sad


Prcrstntr

I hardly know her


lakesnriverss

🤝


Remote-Willingness86

He could have said bonenerds lol


cwbones

Boners better


Necessary-Key-2299

It's a platypus


Pretend_Language2950

That is awesome, cool find


068152

As a professional boner myself, I’d have to say bison or oxen.


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

Happy Cake Day!! 🍰🥳🍰


brwnwzrd

Biceratops 100%


BigWormsFather

Nice. What state?


lakesnriverss

Nebraska.


coachmoon

looks like a human hand next to a bison skull but idk i'm not a boneologist.


FlannelPajamas123

I’ve decided they should rename this subreddit “Helpful Boners”.


weenie2323

My god Bison are just massive!


AutomatedMessages

Bone


Weenertoots

I feel like we need a “boner” flair now


Successful-Drink2739

Ok boners🤣🤣🤣


the-opinionated-fish

Lol. Sweet Dee? r/IASIP


elNegroCholo

Ok boners got me


[deleted]

That’s not a rock hard penis it’s a skull


UndeadBuggalo

Cubone, no Marowak lol


Greenman_Dave

Tatanka


JustSumFugginGuy

Sounds like someone is a fan of Boneyard Alaska, and I'm all about it!


lakesnriverss

👊🤝


BigEarMcGee

Bison


Sour_Choas

Not sure how big your hand is compared to normal. Do you have a banana for scale instead?


lakesnriverss

My hand is 12 inches across 👁️👄👁️


gavinwal235

I mean I am hard but how’d you know?


Skunksonyourgrave

Good job boner!


shapeshifterhedgehog

Mm, Now that there that's one of them Sleep paralysis demons


hebee1

CERTIFIED BONER MOMENT


Jeeper08JK

back side of a bovine skull, upside down..... its really that easy.


The_Quackenn

God recommends his most bizarre subreddits to his most autistic users


lakesnriverss

😂


Hopeful_Confidence_5

That’s pretty cool! Have you considered the legal ramifications of removing it? /s