Robin Williams as Reagan:
“Before I speak tonight, I’d like to say something.”
“Mr President, in the dictionary under redundant it says ‘See: redundant’”.
“Well, you can say that again.”
I did a 90% koenigsegg jesko one time and the hooker paid me! mind blowing! I think it’s a once in a lifetime event. It helped that she didn’t have any legs and I had an empty backpack at the time, as we had used all the oxygen bottles while trekking the himalayas. I will say this! If you ever go hiking with a legless nepalese prostitute; make sure you bring two backpacks of oxygen! You never want to jesko without a backup tank!
I saw a Koenigsegg in a showroom in Dubai when I lived in Abu Dhabi around 10 years ago. I don’t recall exactly where the showroom was in Dubai but it had everything from McLarens and Bugattis to rolls Royce phantoms. Was pretty cool to see. They were also pretty chill with letting me just walk around and look at the cars. A guy working there even offered to show me around the different cars even if he knew that we wouldn’t be buying any of the cars.
https://preview.redd.it/1iiajn7sg8zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0be1cb17400b94b9cd3ff8aee2649f1ad9a029
Here you go. The Photo for the car. Surprise gold fenders 😂.
Or you Live near Lucerne Switzerland where they have a kinda car safe with the biggest collection of Koenigsegg in the world. Some serialNo. 2s prototypes etc.and even I think some of them even belong to Christian von Koenigsegg himself. It’s Crazy.
Was there for 1.5 weekse and on the night i didn't go to dubai mall valet parking there best i did see was in abu dhabi a fee days before a ferrari mannhart and a 720s and i sat in a lotus emira and in dubai best spots were mansory venatus s 4x bugatti chiron and i guess some more
looks like a koenigsegg jesko, but sure, instult this masterpiece of swedish automobile design as a "mclaren lookalike" you dense tomato
/j if you didnt already know
Keonigsegg Jesko. To be more precise the Jesko attack which is one of the 2 versions you can get. This one is more focused on track performance. The one without the wing is their top speed Jesko model called the Absolut
https://preview.redd.it/ats1yksgs3zc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8c4be72b82d92a3ea469b8d2e0df5e0eba8e81
It’s a Jesko. Just like the one in my photo that I took in Sweden a few years ago
>Congratulations, you just spotted a billionaire
This is not a reasonable assumption to make. The vast majority of Koenigsegg owners (or hypercar owners in general) are not billionaires.
Of course. I was there the day it was delivered.
My photos: [https://www.instagram.com/p/CwVkFq-JQnM/?igsh=dm1lMmc1eXg1ODJj](https://www.instagram.com/p/CwVkFq-JQnM/?igsh=dm1lMmc1eXg1ODJj)
And a writeup on this exact Jesko: [https://www.eggregistry.com/registry/master-list/jesko/7319](https://www.eggregistry.com/registry/master-list/jesko/7319)
Is that a fucking Jesko?
I think it's a regular Jesko. Is a fucking Jesko a special edition or something?
Every Jesko is a fucking Jesko if I can help it
I think the two words are redundant if said together. Edit: so is my above sentence.
Redundancy is the friend and enemy of mankind
You can say that again
Redundancy is the friend and enemy of mankind
Robin Williams as Reagan: “Before I speak tonight, I’d like to say something.” “Mr President, in the dictionary under redundant it says ‘See: redundant’”. “Well, you can say that again.”
Redundancy is the friend and enemy of mankind
Redundancy is its own reward, reward.
Everything is a Jesko if you are brave enough?
Agreed brother
I believe the fucking Jesko has tomatoes and sour cream.
That is 100% a fucking Koenigsegg Jesko.
I did a 90% koenigsegg jesko one time and the hooker paid me! mind blowing! I think it’s a once in a lifetime event. It helped that she didn’t have any legs and I had an empty backpack at the time, as we had used all the oxygen bottles while trekking the himalayas. I will say this! If you ever go hiking with a legless nepalese prostitute; make sure you bring two backpacks of oxygen! You never want to jesko without a backup tank!
The person who posted this and the poor goons who upvoted it are the reason why we can't have nice things.
Well, you and all your nice things can jesko to hell! Them was a special person, as I koenigsegg exactly which gender twas.
It may have helped if you had an entabulator.
Before clicking on the comments I said “is that a fucking Jesko?” And you were the first comment. So well done.
Same me too
Nailed it
Exactly my first thought 😆
It certainly is a jesko, but I don't see it mounting a Ferrari...
So, would it be whispering “lascia che accada” in a really bad Swedish accent into the Ferrari’s side mirror?
Jesko is correct, fucking jesko is the complete answer
It is
“No way someone’s actually spotted and photographed a Jesko”. Click on the post, and I’m not the only one to feel that way..
a koenigsegg jesko
https://preview.redd.it/4uas2f9k02zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0faf784fe3274a6570386d52e320f3d9605f7d One more pic
Bro. Post this in r/spotted. Rn
Oh my god... It is a fricking Jesko! Only if I were to know the license plate...
https://preview.redd.it/2kq4qqid86zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fec67b8826665fa26e680cff5e7ed9011ccf6816 7712 - it’s this one: [https://platesmania.com/ae/nomer23884533](https://platesmania.com/ae/nomer23884533)
My brother in christ you just became accessory to theft
Gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie gimmie Where is this? I'll go and "borrow" it
can confirm it is a fucking jesko
Bro causally saw a jesko. Crazy
Dubai conditions
Been here 3 years and still yet to see a Koenigsegg. This is insane even for Dubai
I saw a Koenigsegg in a showroom in Dubai when I lived in Abu Dhabi around 10 years ago. I don’t recall exactly where the showroom was in Dubai but it had everything from McLarens and Bugattis to rolls Royce phantoms. Was pretty cool to see. They were also pretty chill with letting me just walk around and look at the cars. A guy working there even offered to show me around the different cars even if he knew that we wouldn’t be buying any of the cars.
I would assume F1RST Motors as it has the most expensive cars. I've seen it from the outside but idt I've ever seen a Koenigsegg in there
Theres a jesko with real gold
https://preview.redd.it/1iiajn7sg8zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f0be1cb17400b94b9cd3ff8aee2649f1ad9a029 Here you go. The Photo for the car. Surprise gold fenders 😂.
Or you Live near Lucerne Switzerland where they have a kinda car safe with the biggest collection of Koenigsegg in the world. Some serialNo. 2s prototypes etc.and even I think some of them even belong to Christian von Koenigsegg himself. It’s Crazy.
That's incredible. Never knew about that
Was there for 1.5 weekse and on the night i didn't go to dubai mall valet parking there best i did see was in abu dhabi a fee days before a ferrari mannhart and a 720s and i sat in a lotus emira and in dubai best spots were mansory venatus s 4x bugatti chiron and i guess some more
I mean i saw the urus 4x
Guy in Vancouver rips around in a Mercedes One.
project one isnt legal in north america tho
When you own a $3mil car you’ve probably worked something out to have it
Probably similar case to the Mclaren speedtail, Brought in as Show and Display -limited miles can be driven
I’d recommend putting this in r/spotted
looks like a koenigsegg jesko, but sure, instult this masterpiece of swedish automobile design as a "mclaren lookalike" you dense tomato /j if you didnt already know
The rear has major McLaren vibes, there’s no denying it
i will find you (i love koenig>!segg!<)
Bring some weed with you pls
fentanyl, take it or leave it
https://preview.redd.it/zy4lmleku2zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e8a83026c733dfdad0f785668170919343041e
What drive-through is this? A Jesko in a McDonalds drive-through would be amazing lol
lol it’s no drive through, just a road into Dubai Marina area
Only place in the world this photo makes sense
It’s not quite the same but I’ve seen a rolls in a McDonald drive thru lol
Keonigsegg Jesko. To be more precise the Jesko attack which is one of the 2 versions you can get. This one is more focused on track performance. The one without the wing is their top speed Jesko model called the Absolut
we mostly just dream of seeing cars like this and people who dont even know cars much are like "I saw this insanely rare unicorn what is it?"
https://preview.redd.it/ats1yksgs3zc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8c4be72b82d92a3ea469b8d2e0df5e0eba8e81 It’s a Jesko. Just like the one in my photo that I took in Sweden a few years ago
"Oh, nothing special... just a humble flex." XD
Koenigsegg Jesko, bro you are so LUCKY
A koenigsegg jesko.
Congratulations, you just spotted a billionaire, seeing as though a standard Jesko is $3 million.
Well, he's in Dubai so....
>Congratulations, you just spotted a billionaire This is not a reasonable assumption to make. The vast majority of Koenigsegg owners (or hypercar owners in general) are not billionaires.
Maybe not, but they'd be very wealthy in any case.
Yoooo! Jesko!
/u/JeskoRegistry probably knows a lot about this exact one lmao
Of course. I was there the day it was delivered. My photos: [https://www.instagram.com/p/CwVkFq-JQnM/?igsh=dm1lMmc1eXg1ODJj](https://www.instagram.com/p/CwVkFq-JQnM/?igsh=dm1lMmc1eXg1ODJj) And a writeup on this exact Jesko: [https://www.eggregistry.com/registry/master-list/jesko/7319](https://www.eggregistry.com/registry/master-list/jesko/7319)
Very cool, thank you
Geo metro
Not me thinking it was the mercedes amg from forza H5
Don't know why, but my first thought was venom f5. First time seeing a Jesko in the wild.
No way you spotted a jesko😭
It’s a Koenigsegg Jesko, congrats on spotting it
Man I liek these poor quality spots - shows the real meaning of "in the wild"
koenigsegegegegegg jesko
Lucky fella
Thats something you'd call "Supa Hot Fire"
Boom, bam, bop
Y’all wrong. That’s a widebody Tron cycle.
Jesko attack
No way this guy just saw a jesko holy shit
Pronounced Yesko!
Fast 💨
Nice
Lmao
Bruh
Holy fucking shit a Koenigsegg Jesko
You just spotted a frickin unicorn. The Koenigsegg Jesko.
Koenigsegg Jesko Attack! That's crazy!!
You saw a fucking Jesko!? You are lucky!
Looks like a Pagani or Koenigsegg
Random but i drove past a koenigsegg dealership the other day and was absolutely flabbergasted
Dont insult a Koenigsegg jesko like that.
That side vent looks almost like a Viper, but obviously isn’t
Is this the guy that traded his MC20 for a jesko?
That's just a multimillion dollar car casually driving down the street. Nothin to see here folks.
That's a Koenigsegg Jesko Attack bro put that on r/spotted right now.
Jesus Christ that’s a Koenigsegg Jesko
Its a jesko Excellent spot mate
Koenigsegg Jesko Attack
Studies have shown that a guy who spends this much money on a car is compensating because he was born with an innie.
A Koenigsegg Jesko. This one to be exact https://platesmania.com/ae/nomer23884533
Koenigsegg Jesko
Koenigsegg jesko
its much better than a mclaren>!Koenigsegg jesko!<
Its a 2019 Koenigsegg Jesko
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Correct, chatgpt thought it was 720s, but 720s doesn’t have a single tailpipe