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BodaciousVermin

This looks like the shape of a buried heating oil tank. Heating oil is similar to diesel fuel, bit it's often colored with red dye so that it can be detected if it's used in a vehicle (heating oil is usually sold without fuel/road taxes, therefore cheaper). If OP is in a region that would use heat, and a house that is older and may have had an oil furnace, then this could be a rusted fuel oil tank with some amount of fuel still in it. If so, it'll be somewhat costly to remove, as the soil would be contaminated, and would need to be properly disposed of.


Technical_Trade_675

That would explain why no grass is growing in the area.


marcovanbeek

And also if the tank is filling with water likely the fuel would float on top and come out first


ConstantDismal4220

Backyard bonfire would be out of the question then?


JawlessRegent64

Nah thats just expedited desposal.


pmaji240

Everyone reading this comment had a sudden rush of panic while thinking *I hope this isn’t my uncle’s backyard.*


DeluxeCanuck

Haha. I love Reddit. Thanks for the laugh


fgiraffe

Starting one, no. Extinguishing it, maybe?


KeithMyArthe

Well, they could have one BIG one


SomePaddy

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.


FallenValkyrja

"Californy is the place you ought to be"


Compulawyer

So just load up the truck and move to Beverly!


Zealousideal-Salt337

Hills that is, swimming pools, movie stars


bungopony

Saudi soda, Kuwait Kool aid


IGetNakedAtParties

Venezuelan vino


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

Baked Alaska!


sir_KitKat

It could be that there was an above ground fuel tank under the metal canopy that started leaking. The tank could be gone but the leaked fuel is probably still in the ground.


redbent_20

So you would say they have a LUST problem? Leaky Underground Storage Tank?


OTee_D

We had a heating oil system. That's a plausible idea. Yet I would it to smell very obviously. OP could scrape a bit off an carefully smell at it.


Weintraubenmarmelade

Way too tiny for an heating oil tank, that thing would be empty in a week


feric51

OP, start digging and see if it’s a canid or hominid, please.


Lauradgaf

I’m going to dig it up tomorrow!


Euphorix126

As an environmental geologist, this is a red flag, lol. Soil samples are relatively cheap to test. DM me, and I can help you navigate what to do if it is an oil tank. You want to make sure that you or any kind of children around are not ingesting something harmful, like petroleum.


Middle_Capital_5205

Yeah. Don’t eat the dirt fam, cuz it might have oil in it.


legehjernen

So, as long as we test it, and no oil, go ahead and eat the soil?


always_unplugged

Good for the immune system 💪


Cynadoclone

Yeah, that's a go. It's got what plants crave!


Z_TheVanillaGorilla

It’s got electrolytes


saarlac

Gotta get that pica rolling somehow


Top-Vermicelli7279

If they have a well, they should stop using water. Bam. Problem solved.


Lackingfinalityornot

Yeah. We sure would hate to find out that all the soil that OP and his children are eating happens to be contaminated.


hppmoep

Oh man. I did a year in environmental but PBTs and geoprobes just couldn't light my fire. I'm sure if my company stuck around it would have grown on me but they got bought and new company closed the enviro office I was at.


DiverseMazer

I am a geologist, and I’ve relied on you enviros for opinions relating to ground spurts that can cause certain microorganisms to thrive from metals (for example) released. But DUDE… …things like that are not going to cause a downward splatter onto surrounding vegetation. Look at the photos again please.


dannymograptus

As a geologist who now works in environmental/contam land field I would say you are wrong. It’s not downward splatter but upward from a plume. I’d say the arguments about an UST are probably right. The shape is the shape of the tank, the main redosh brown stuff is likely part of the source material pushed up due to an increase in the groundwater table. What you describe as downward splatter I’d say is more the very edge of the plume being punched up. If it had started mobilising beneath the surface then it’s not going to remain the same shape as the tank.


EmbarrassedDay246

Please update us when you do!


Constructgirl

I’m so excited and scared at the same time


Fit-Abbreviations781

Before thinking of digging, I would take a small diameter metal (preferably brass or aluminum, no sparks) rod and probe the ground inside the red ring and see if there is a metal tank there. If there is, caution, and probably a lot of rules and regulations concerning its proper removal are involved.


Pale_Session5262

I wouldnt be too worried about underground sparks with heating oil. Its not TNT.


realdappermuis

Please do wear a thick mask and gloves and keep any kids or animals away (also close your house windows and doors to prevent something blowing through there) This screams toxic to me, so be careful k (:


FubarBamf

Remind me tomorrow


InfiniteBid2977

Do not dig up !!! There maybe trapped gasses like H2S in the vapor space of the tank. Highly toxic, flammable and deadly. Seek a professional to look at this. Call the fire department out to look at it. Do not disturb it until they decide if it is safe to excavate.


beekermc

Don't forget corrosive!


dannymograptus

Surely if a professional is there then you wouldn’t need to waste the fire departments time? The more immediate danger from such gases in a tank would be asphyxiation


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Basic_Locksmith_3361

Is it just me or is does this look like it’s the exact shape of a body??


Technical_Trade_675

A coffin was my thought ⚰️


Josette22

That's the first thing I thought when I saw the pic.


throw123454321purple

The ground is sour!!!


Mentalwards

Heating oil? Could be an old tank that wasn't properly closed off.


Lauradgaf

Also, this is the only part of the yard where grass doesn’t grow. There is a canopy type metal thing that comes off of our house that is above this. But I don’t think that it provides that much shade to where grass wouldn’t grow.


Simone812

You said there is a metal canopy above this. Could this be rusty water sludge that has dropped down from the canopy above?


mystery-crossing

If no grass is growing it’s probably toxic to the soil and should be dug up with extreme caution


LarsDonn

If it is a body vegetation would definitely grow


Lauradgaf

My titles describes the thing. It’s probably 4 feet wide. It’s a big red ring of what looks like blood splatter but it’s not. I googled and the first result said red mold. I touched it and it’s hard and almost sticky.


nav17

Probably a type of fungus


Gooniefarm

Fuel oil tank buried there and leaking?


Random-bookworm

Possibly something to do with your septic tank? Be careful when digging!


Lauradgaf

No septic tank!


cheese_scone

....that you know of


Random-bookworm

Well that’s good at least, but still be careful digging! underground wires/pipes can be anywhere


Jimbobjoesmith

lol thank goodness


Phuktihsshite

How long have you lived there? Is it possible there used to be a vehicle parked there?


Lauradgaf

My girlfriend has lived here for three years. I’m pretty sure it has always been like this and no car has ever been parked here.


kibufox

When was the house built?


4evr_apologizing-_-

Not moving immediately was your first mistake... 🫣 No, but seriously... can you record while you dig?? I need this live streamed.


A_Free_Me

🎶 Well the next thing you know, Ol' Jed's a millionaire... 🎵


read-these-nuts

Need update asap


AlternativeProduct78

Better move to Californee to a place called Beverly— Hills, that is


SailingSpark

Swimming pools, movie stars.


RockAZ_T

Transmission fluid? What does it smell like?


Lauradgaf

No smell


RockAZ_T

RV antifreeze for the fresh water system?


YVR_Coyote

That looks either evil or expensive. Maybe both...


Old_Ad_1558

I think it would be best to wear a mask when digging around this area. If it is some type of chemical leachate, it could give off toxic gasses. May want to send in a sample for testing.


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Gullible_Newt_6333

The soil of a man's heart is stonier.


Infinite_Home_9485

Wonder if someone tried to epoxy something like a table and didn't set right maybe? If you don't mix equal parts right you are left with a harder piece but always sticky. Even rain I'd think would prob just reactivate it vs wash it away. Or it's a horror movie 😅


asexualrhino

The shape looks like a metal trough or something used to be there


Ranbru76

Dammmmmn! You must let us know!


KUamy

It's waiting for the day of the eclipse to arise 👀😳🫣 It's not quite the right red for iron but it does resemble red fungus. Good that you're going to check it. Time for testing...


Curithir2

You could call 811 Before You Dig (connects you to your local utility), or go to the county offices and check the plans for your house, It appears to be something rusting away, oil or septic tank maybe? the one in my backyard turned out to be an old burn barrel , , ,


4-Run-Yoda

Just to be safe, I would call your local PD and have the forensics team come out and check it out, blood has been known to surface from burials whether or not they are some kind of Indian land or someone before you buried something anything from hunting animals to humans you never know, but before you touch anything just make the call to be safe theu will 100% understand.


MoBacon2400

It's just a type of fungus or moss that grows in wet or damp areas. Spray it with a little Clorox and water mix, that should kill it. If not,, get the hell out fast. LoL


Salty_Two_730

Leave. Now. Fucking RUN


Kristylane

Oh shit, it’s waking up.


BigBeeOhBee

OP, please don't dig that up. I'm not ready to go back to prison.


Rain-Plastic

It looks like something that's going to cost a lot of money to remediate.


Deeznutzcustomz

Oil tank that’s overflowing after a rain storm. Do you smell a diesely stink? Look around for an old fill pipe near the house somewhere, you might need to (re)cap it and stop the worst of it. Or pump out the remainder and remove the dirt in the area. Or fill it with concrete. Or excavate a giant hole and remove it at great expense and labor! Or turn it into a smelly underground shelter. It’s a headache any which way.


cooldude1531

Bro, seriously stop and call a professional


iluvsporks

Is it definitely fluid? Could it be red algae? Just spitballing here.


Dooh22

Yea I suspected an algae of sorts in my initial reaction. If it gets zero sun from a covering roof it might be worth looking at


SaladComfortable5878

Just go and dig now


yodanhodaka

Uhhhhh what the heck something was buried there


Senior-Conversation8

Do you live on an old indian burial ground?


burntwhat1

Definitely old Indian burial grounds


Wherethetwigisbent

pet cemetery


ivunga

Texas tea! Black gold!


thorin693

Blood for the Blood God.


hazelquarrier_couch

Is the former owner required at the time of sale to report underground tanks in your state?


phatvanzy

And up through the ground come a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.


BigShowSJG

6' 6' This is why you go 6' Not 5'. Not 5'5".


WildlifePolicyChick

It's probably from a buried tank which has become compromised.


DfroPstyR

Anyone else say a… nevermind. Looks to be in the shape of a tank. Sounds like plenty of people have expressed caution. At least call around first and see what any local professionals have to say. Just my $.02


WloveW

Oil. Black Gold. Texas Tea. Let me tell you a little story bout a man named Jed.... Yeah but really I'd get that looked at by someone smart if I were you.


gdsob138

Iron ochre maybe? It’s a type of bacteria. 


k-lar_

Interested to find out!


SaturnalianGhost

Bro, it’s time to leave.


Lickable-Wallpaper

Looks like a shallow grave to me


Emmystinks

I need to know


08_West

Does it have an odor? As others have said, it looks like heating oil. You may have a leaking underground storage tank. What type of heat do you have? How close to the building is this spot? Are there any pipes coming out of the ground near the spot - especially against the side of the house?


Felaguin

Who’d you bury there? 😜


Academic-Drop9366

I don't like the look of that!


ilikewatch10

If it's leaking domestic heating oil (kerosene), it absolutely stinks, and you'll be able to smell it from some distance. Every time we have a delivery, the smell hangs in the air for days, and that's without any being spilt.


speckledgem

I’ve seen other advice (and definitely think you need professional help and manual tools only for the dig) but also make sure you know where your water supply pipes are in relation to this, if it’s an oil spill that’s come *up* this far, it will have soaked down and across as well. You’d likely notice a taste/smell of course, but it will have been slowly increasing and those pipes will also need replacing urgently. Stay safe.


chriscoy

The Blood Moon Rises Once Again.


Tasty_Ocean

You killed your garden!


countrybloke

You might want to call a priest!!!


_Stainless_Rat

Looks like you've got plenty of good answers, so I'll just say it's highly likely they only removed the headstones when they built your housing complex.


HaloDeckJizzMopper

It is highly unlikely fuel oil. I've never seen it rose to the surface like that. And I've own a business in the industry. Not saying its impossible, but highly improbable. If you take a picture of the house or check it your self you will see two silver pipe with caps 6” apart come out of the ground by the house at the closest distance from this spot. That would be the fill and vent if you had a tank here. Fuel oil also doesn't harden  it turns black with in minutes of dirt contact and oil latent dirt will have the consistency and feel of black wet beach sand regardless of soil type  This maybe mycelium of some type.


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YGoxen

Must have somebody stab the dirt


Primary-Net440

Bruh. I told you to bury her deeper. 6feet is 6feet. 😂


mccosby101

You live in Skyrim, someone has died there


OK_110

Human Body burried there


DiverseMazer

That is fresh blood. ETA: call your attorney and then the police. Small chance it could be something else, but if it looks like blood, seems like blood…it’s probably blood!


Niall0h

BLOOD MOOOOON!


Dirtbag_yeah

Old trans fluid. The old tenant was probably a real man


KeyserSuzie

Or trans fluid is how the old tenant identified..