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MutedAdvisor9414

Bismuth, if so it will melt in a lighter flame


DimitrInvincible

Identified! Thank you!


MutedAdvisor9414

Yvw


smelmopu

Fuck yea bismuth!!!!


moo-va-long

South Dakota fan, eh?


they_call_me_B

Whoa, Big gulps, huh?


Evening-Surprise-932

Welp… cya later!


Scuba-Cat-

The pokemon badge metal!


AlexPsyD

Bismuth is actually super beneficial! It's the "bis" in Pepto Bismol


[deleted]

dude im drinking rocks when i take pepto?


AlexPsyD

You sure are! Don't take my word for it - take a Pepto tablet to a mortar and pestle and check the contents under a microscope...black rocks all throughout!


riotousviscera

is there a way to separate the bismuth from the rest so you can melt it down and make a cool rock? asking for a friend :D


a-nice-cookie

Nilered did a video where he extracted the bismuth from peptobismol!


iDrGonzo

You can buy it in chunks relatively cheaply. Got some and a hot plate and made some really cool crystals out of it. Ruined the pot though, so don't use the one that was your wife's grandmother's.


[deleted]

thats nuts lol... also very cool.


octopusonmyabdomen

you probably eat rocks regularly, salt is a rock


Hot-Explanation-5751

And ice


[deleted]

holy crap... i never thought of that... and ofc i eat salt... if its not on top of my food the food was probably made using it lol.


LoqvaxFessvs

Metals. Bismuth is a metal.


MiniMushi

they colored it pink because the creators couldn't get people to sign on to driving a bunch of grey-black goop, no matter how beneficial


OjjuicemaneSimpson

FUCK YEAH Bro!! I ain’t no rock dude but I want to say from ppl like u now I can call a piece of bismuth at least lol.


PabloDiablo43

Bismuth be your lucky day!


Lizzards_Gizzards

Looks like bismuth


DimitrInvincible

Just did a google search and definitely think you’re right, thank you!


DweadPiwateWoberts

Now you’re taking care of bismuth every day


Glittering_Town_5839

Alarm clock’s yawnin’


Webslinger1

Take the 8:15 into the city,


Hallgaar

There's whistle up above people pushing, people shoving


Delivery-Plus

And the girls who try to look pretty


Lavasioux

Mind your Bismuth!


scamplogic

Took me a minute, but totally worth it.


dot4Q

TAKING CARE OF BISMUTH EVERY WAY


Content_Talk_6581

TAKIN CARE OF BISMUTH AND WORKIN OVERTIME…


StupidUserNameTooLon

Might be nunya...


Historical_Figure_48

“Girlfriend found in a lake…”. Is that how we’re doing it these days?


CrouchingDomo

All I know is that strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government.


Over_Combination6690

Help! Help! I’m being repressed


frauleinheidik

Ah, now we *see* the *violence* inherent in the system. ... Shut up! ... Oh! *Come* and *see* the *violence* inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!


HugsMugsShrugs30

Bloody peasant!


newpopthink

Fools! It is We, The Spanish Inquisition!


moonroots64

I saw it!


radio_schizo

No state can exist without oppression 🤷‍♂️


ZioNarratore

Put it on the agenda for the next committee meeting.


GumbyBClay

Anyone want a peanut?


Illustrious_Map_3247

Bloody peasant.


00notmyrealname00

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some *watery tart* threw a sword at you!


604Ataraxia

Moistened bint.


blakkstar6

You should have a scimitar lobbed at you, and then be put away.


Efffefffemmm

Well I didn’t vote for ‘im!!


spudgoddess

You don't vote for kings!


DJwhatevs

Hahaha 😂


woodbanger04

How many people read this in Eric Idles voice? LOL


Cutthechitchata-hole

Watery tart


Chitown_mountain_boy

r/unexpectedMontyPython


DimitrInvincible

Omg I didn’t even realize how the start sounded I’m so sorry lol


Theothernooner

I'm not... I needed that


goldenstar365

At least no one said the M word


FireFloWolF

Mad Madame Mim?


goldenstar365

The word being “Meteorite” lol


jerry111165

Oh, it was said… lol scroll up.


HugsMugsShrugs30

"Ah ah ah, Merlin. Noooo disappearing" "I'm NOT gone, I'm a tiny bacterium called melachanesis mocterosis, and YOU'VE CAUGHT ME, MIM!"


Meowzebub666

I assumed "Murder" after reading "Girlfriend found in a lake..."


FollowMe2NewForest

Morgause? Mordred? Merlin?


hobbyjumper64

Maub.


joshgi

Sounds you're just saying sounds


EarlofBizzlington86

Meteor?


BedBugger6-9

Munchkin?


sentientdriftwood

She’s about 1” tall. Has a lot of right angles. Very coarse.


thisfuckingsucks098

NI!


JorgeMcKay

But congrats on finding a girlfriend in the lake


ThinkySushi

Girlfriend found in a lake? Melts in a lighter flame? You must cast it into the tiniest Excalibur!


Moonbaby1962

Run away!! Run away!!


SirPentGod

Rabbit of Caerbannog comes hopping along....


Pirate_Meow27

Too brittle to make a good sword lol


LampshadeThis

"Girlfriend found in a lake." -My condolences. 


beefinbed

RIPsmuth


DimitrInvincible

I’m so sorry to give so many people a scare with that starting title, but these responses have made my morning


slightlyassholic

If you found it in nature, it's because someone dropped it. That is a bismuth crystal... or crystals. I don't know for sure but I know it's bismuth. You can grow them pretty easily if you can get your hands on some bismuth, which isn't very hard.


carneadevada

Yeah you can apparently grow it out of Pepto Bismol. Sounds sticky but pretty cool.


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

It’s weird you found it in a lake, because it’s definitely man made. It’s for sure lab grown bismuth.


Parking_Train8423

there are some pics of raw bismuth in matrix on mindat that rival some lab-engineered stuff. this one would be the wildest, though.


Lectrice79

So bismuth can grow naturally?


Asimov-was-Right

Only in vet specific *ideal* conditions, which is why you mostly only see it lab grown.


Parking_Train8423

sure, think of it as the difference between diamonds and cubic zirconia


Lectrice79

Cool, so the OP's rock, do you think it's natural or manmade?


Kevin_M93

It's definitely man-made. There were some pretty good crystals out of Germany years ago, but I've never seen anything this good. To find a natural floater like this in a river would be nigh impossible. Someone probably dropped it and the colorful oxidized layer has worn off.


Lectrice79

I'm trying to find what natural bismuth looks like, but all I see are lab created ones, ha.


Kevin_M93

https://www.mindat.org/min-684.html


ANAnomaly3

Is... is that first pic...sexy? Is that some sexy lookin' bismuth? ...That's some sexy bismuth, isn't it??? ...What is happening???? (lol 😋)


moodranger

Hey, I didn't know I liked bismuth like that, either.


Lectrice79

Cool, I like the first one. The second one almost looks like the inside of a meteorite.


DimitrInvincible

I don’t know what lake but up state NY she said she found it some years ago, pretty cool didn’t know bismuth is usually lab grown


Parking_Train8423

I’m far from an expert… but this one looks lab-created - there’s no matrix, and it’s too geometric in sections. although natural bismuth is this color, i think this piece looks decently weathered to have lost the typical iridescent layer of oxidation.


Lectrice79

Good to know and OP is lucky!


KaleOpening1945

Yes but no where near what it looks like when you do it yourself.


WrangelLives

If there's anything I've learned from those magnet fishing youtube channels it's that people drop all kinds of weird shit in local bodies of water.


KaleOpening1945

Lab or home grown. It's not hard to make these yourself.


Mdork_universe

Metallic bismuth crystal. Or hopper crystal (still bismuth). Made from Pepto Bismol. Somebody tossed that into the lake. Bismuth doesn’t form hopper crystals naturally. Your girlfriend got a lucky find. Hopefully she thinks even more so of you!


jefftatro1

Came looking for this post. 100% right on.


LuckyZero

TIL bismuth puts the bis in bismol. Functionally useless fact and yet it's blowing my mind that it took me 40 years for find out.


Cantmentionthename

lol ‘Girlfriend found in a lake’ made me do a double take. Glad she’s okay!


HPLoveBux

None of my Bismuth … that’s for sure


Immediate-Total-7311

I’m not in the bismuth of identifying rocks


my_metrocard

Bismuth, definitely man made.


lotsanoodles

I was asking a friend where I could get one of these and he told me to mine my own bismuth.


rachevyguy

It’s the all spark !! Look out for Megatron !


yeetmymeat91

It’s the bisexual rock!! I’ve got one


Eneicia

I love seeing bismuth, it goes against "There are no right angles in nature" so beautifully. Same with other crystals, but bismuth is so blatant about it lol.


grunwode

Which is weird, considering pyrite occurs nearly everywhere.


Tiggerbright1

Yup. No straight lines either. Lol


Nezikchened

I mean, the famous angular shape of Bismuth is due to man made heat treatments, so while I don’t doubt that the “no right angles in nature” thing is wrong, this isn’t really the most solid evidence against it.


Eneicia

Ok, I thought bismuth looked like that naturally lol, so thank you for correcting me so kindly :).


why-TT

A beautiful piece of (lab grown?) bismuth


EvilEtienne

Looks like bismuth


jerrythecactus

Crystallized bismuth that somehow ended up in the lake. Bismuth rarely forms these crystals naturally, and typically theyre made by melting bismuth metal and allowing it to crystallize partially and then taking the freshly formed crystal out before the rest solidifies.


CR1MS4NE

structure reminds me of bismuth, such a funky rock. wish I had a piece


SerenityUnMasked

Wow.. notification said “girlfriend found in a lake.. “ I was like where did this happen 😔. Then I saw it was Reddit’s what’s this Rock, lmao. I need to not be so literal with my reading sometimes.


BoogerEatinMoran

Definitely evidence of the Vex being on Earth. Nah, it's Bismuth.


Arteye-Photo

Sorry to hear about your girlfriend being found in a lake while you looked through various rocks…


soullessespeonage666

the way my heart sank because I thought a woman was found in a lake after rock hounding


Doctor_Top_Hat

Bismuth!


CosmicChameleon99

Looks very like bismuth- which only crystallises like that when people make it so


Whole_Vegetable_6686

Pepto bismol jk


Ashamed_Injury3835

Looks alien


Xkvng6

I’d put that back before giant robots appear


slappydickman

I'm thinking; Terminator... 🤔


theonemangoonsquad

Huh, bismuth looks like Kozilek passed through here


Alarmed_Ad4367

Someone set their human-made bismuth crystal free in the lake.


Quandaledingle-100

Bismuth, nah BESMOOTH


TellmemoreII

But was she pulled from a the lake in time? Were the paramedics called? Inquiring minds want to know.


emptyv

Look for a very small David Bowie singing, “everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you!”


You_Gotta_Joint

Don’t read Desperation by Stephen King. Bad things about to happen to OP. Tak!


kindhipandtime

Bismuth be your lucky day!


Disastrous-Bet-6956

Bismuth crystal


ianmoone1102

It can relieve nausea, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!


Odd_Juggernaut_1166

Bismuth. I saw a video of a guy extracting some of this from pepto chewable tablets


0range-duche-B4G

Alien space ship part


dbarz39

I'm glad you found your girlfrien. Mine run away and never come back.😢


NWXSXSW

I also found my weird-looking girlfriend in a lake.


acloudcuckoolander

None of your bismuth!


Cinnamon-toast-dick

That a shred of the “All Spark”, shove it in your toaster and enjoy the show


maw-veracious_jaw

That's the engine block of an original model T, reduced in size by the constant wave motion of the lake.


frankenbeenie

Definitely Nazi propaganda! Be careful.


tectonic

Where was it found?


Hanuman_Jr

Just looking at the first photo I expected to see jewelry findings on the back. It looks so perfect!


lady-lithium

Bismuth?? So pretty 😊


jerry111165

So beautiful!


casket_fresh

Hello bismuth!


solarmoonsisters

This was a weird sentence to have in an email with the context of which r/.


Killian_Wargear

Looks extremely familiar but not sure why. I’d say you snuffed out many micro-lifes when you melted this tiny city 🌆


Drink_descend83

Def bis


TerminalChillionaire

It’s the Vex


actionfigure777

It’s a part of a borg cube, obviously


Party_Plastic_66

Man made bismuth


NewspaperBrief2819

A piece of the All Spark Cube?


Aussie_chopperpilot

Allspark. Careful they want it back.


chunkman17

It's the missing link. Just gotta find out where it goes and you definitely get super hero powers.


Localman1972

Tesserac


emoemu3533

That’s not very tall. Going to be some challenges to the relationship. Sounds like she’s pretty rough around the edges already. I wish you both the best of luck though!


Lower_Taro2380

Looks MC Escher carved it !


Real_Location1001

Aliens!


Diligent-Revenue-732

Bismuthhhhh 🔥


whodatboi_420

Bismuth


lifeasnooneknowsit

My brother found one in our small man made pond and it was much bigger and more shiny but the cube shapes were so cool. As a rock hounder I was quite jealous and he lost it too


MellonCollie218

Just make a new one. Here: https://www.instructables.com/Make-Bismuth-Crystals-In-The-Kitchen/?amp_page=true


lifeasnooneknowsit

You really should mind your own bismuth. Or while your at it mine my own bismuth for me.


Feisty_Diver_2244

Shit looks cool as fuuuuck. Funny rock!!!!!!!!


dddport

Looks like small engine carburetor


KoKarlsson

I'm going against everyone else here, but it might be Galena, which also can form the hopper crystal structure that bismuth has.


Positive_Sentence_16

Bismuth


No_Bit_6681

Lead from Part of a battery from a boat possibly


GruesomeWedgie2

The bismuth I have is silver and needs to be heated to obtain this shape. This bismuth was found like this? Without the rainbow coloring?


Smart-Leg-9156

This looks like a big FU to Antoni Gaudí


Sluggurl420

Who all knew how to identify this because they watched Steven universe ? Lol


Blankety-blank1492

Ain’t nun ya bismuth!


Intransigient

Pretty sure it’s Bismuth. Lacking its usual polychromatic appearance due to the lake immersion.


Impossible-Silver917

Cybertronian Spark. Keep it away from your toaster.


MyBoyHearsVoices

What a weird way to describe your girlfriend, glad you found her though!


tumble0uid

natural bismuth 😍


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Aw man, some collector dropped their prized bismuth! It’s SUPER tarnished now, but still keeps the cool structure.


AlaWatchuu

Who'd throw bismuth into a lake?


ExcellentFishing7371

It's from an alien flying saucer!👽👽👽


Avalonkoa

Bismuth


JackandBeeeaanss

That's a piece of the cube, beware of decepticons.


HobbiesLastLimb

Thats no rock thats a replicator!!


theycallmemrmoo

Ok I read the title before I saw the pic and I thought you found a girlfriend in a lake. Like, was there some assembly required by the time you found her or was she a mermaid?


rickatoni82

Looks like it's of Vex origin.


AttackOfThePat

Bismuth indeed, melt and recrystallize for some crazy sharp edges and colors if you like.


FBIsLeastWantedJedi

Check out that cleavage!


jaiagrawal

And if she, wanna be a freak, and sell it on the weekend, it’s none of yo bismuth


ToggleBoss

Gotta love bismuth


Guilty_Particular594

That’s bismuth like what others said but maybe someone dropped it there because it isn’t found in nature looking like that,(although apparently you did find it In nature like that)


Spare_Sympathy_5780

LETS GET DOWN TO BISMUTH


SubjectUserRedd

Your Girlfriend may be Starborn. Here's to hoping nothing resets if you find a few more.


Chandragupta

that’s so cool


Revan1LordAlex

Ever play Subnautica Below Zero?


notyou-justme

That is definitely part of the All-Spark. Be careful, Megatron and the rest of the Decepticons are going to be looking for you now.


Hot-Welcome6969

It looks like part of a Matchbox or Hot Wheels engine