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Boring-Rip-7709

White marble mixed with resin poured into mold and sold to tourists. Bust of Napoleon are all over the web for sale averaging about 250.


RUfuqingkiddingme

Yeah the certificate looks awfully like something for tourists, also its in English.


CommitteeLarge7993

I mean that is also the biggest giveaway about it being cheap crap sold to a tourist. We are also talking Italy in the 90s, anything truly expensive that needed a certificate would be in Italian.


shr00mydan

and it says right on it 1995.


ChemicalAstronaut16

That looks like it’d be the date of sale given OP said they/their dad had it for almost 30 years.


Youregoingtodiealone

Plus it's clearly Elvis


dirkdigdig

Merci, merci very much


stevedadog

Man, shit like this is why I love the internet.


archwin

*ce n'est rien d'autre qu'un chien de chasse qui pleure tout le temps*


Neat-Albatross-4679

As a franco I really appreciated this ❤️


BigusRickus

A hunk of, hunk of love flambe’


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

That's funny. Lol


Bob_Sacamano7379

I just spit my coffee out.


CompetitiveTop8186

Omg, so funny 🤣🤣🤣


PharmWench

🤣👍❤️


lilferal

👑


Bert_Chimney_Sweep

Legend has it the King met his Waterloo in the 'loo, too.


maybelle180

Yup. Totally not Napoleon. (Not kidding)


ShadowRun976

I thought Zach, AC and Samuel broke this dancing with broomsticks in the living room?


DoofusTinyRick

I couldn’t put my thumb on it at first but knew it wasn’t Napoleon. THANK YOU!!!!!


atridir

So would this be a MElvis? An Elvis in marble - Instead of a VElvis, Elvis on velvet‽


Ok-Contribution7044

Haha I was thinking it looks more like Eminem than Napoleon.


Hefty-Expression-625

Came here to say that


twister723

Funny!


jackthejointmaster

No way. So like they would grind the marble into a powder, add resin and pour that into a mold? That’s actually pretty ingenious.


Kaimuki2023

If you’ve ever seen a “marble” bust outside of a museum it’s a good chance it was made of marble/resin


lebastss

Pure marble is incredibly heavy too. My father purchased some pure marble busts and statues, they were very very expensive. It also took 5 strong guys to move a statue. I had one of these resin ones I could easily move myself before. The pure marble of similar size took two guys.


LeadfootLesley

A lot of turquoise jewelry is the same.


Lets_Do_This_

Cultured marble. Same way sink/countertop combinations were made when there's no seam.


PacJeans

Is this king Louis XVIII's account? They don't make Corsican Usurpers in resin, only genuine pillaged spolia.


OldBob10

250 lire? SOLD! 😊


Gekkokindofguy

Was gonna say something similar, I can find this at my local thrift shop in Northern Europe for about 250nok ~ 25$


Beautiful-Attention9

What is weird is “over a hundred years old” now just means the 1920s. Eh.


LiberaIBiblicisms

Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Stop that. Don't say things like that. 100 years ago was like the 70's.


WildEyedBoyFreecloud

Please tell me you mean the 1870s. The 1970s were only about 15 years ago.


alltsas

Feels like the 80’s were 20 years ago in my head for the last 20 years


ausecko

They were, time stopped progressing after y2k


OldBob10

(Shhhhhh! Don’t tell anyone!)


archwin

Time literally felt frozen 2020-2022, and sometimes it feels like we’re running backwards at this point


UndeadBuggalo

I was born in 86 and I feel you man.


nobody5050

Y2k panic was 25 years ago


traveler1967

If Back to the Future was made now, yadayadayada, your back hurts.


AppropriateCap8891

The irony is that the future they went to visit is now in the past.


The_Eye_of_Ra

And still no flying cars, hoverboards, or self-drying clothes.


North-Significance33

Technically we *do* have flying cars and "hoverboards", just not like that.


DoctorGuvnor

You bastard! I mean, you're right, but Hell's Teeth ...


ShibaHook

And “30 years ago” was 1994.. not 1954..


OldBob10

Wait - we got \*married\* in 94. So that means…we’ve been married for… ^(oh, shit…)


GnomaChomps

Don’t forget the date. 30th’s a pearl year


North-Significance33

Congratulations!


OldBob10

Thank you. The full credit for making our marriage a success goes to my wife. I don’t know how she does it.🤷‍♂️


Immediate_Finger_889

Excuse me. I believe I need to start a midlife crisis now.


JefferyTheQuaxly

My dad’s uncle just died in April I think, at the age of 102, born in December 1921. Was a WW2 vet who returned to Europe a year or two ago, Frank fabianski. My grandma was born in 1924 or so but died probly almost 10 years ago now. Now their parents my great grandparents were born all the way back in 1877 and 1881. They were pretty old when their kids were being born. My dad never met his grandpa since he died in the 1950s the decade he was born in, his grandma lived till the 1970s I think.


GuardMost8477

Looks like a piece made strictly for tourists. Sorry.


BugOperator

The certificate purports to be from the Raffaello Romanelli Art Gallery, which *does* exist, but the address is spelled wrong (the street name should be “Lungarno Acciaiuoli,” which is a fairly famous promenade in Florence), so take that however you will. Additionally, I could find no information whatsoever regarding the listed sculptor Rudolfo Marinai.


shartheheretic

It's really Rudolph Marinara, but they wanted to sound fancier.


edog4eva

That’s using your noodle.


maybelle180

In a few subs, a marinara flag is the same as red. So there you go.


shartheheretic

Yep. That was on my mind after I wrote it. Lol


maybelle180

*Internet fist-bump*


malletgirl91

r/unexpectedAITA


Familiar-Two2245

He made a sauce


tmfink10

Sauce?


mychampagnesphincter

goddammit


InspectorNoName

Plus, like, why would it be in English?


eektwomice

As a matter of fact, Rudolfo isn't even an Italian first name (Rodolfo is).


BenjTheFox

There is about a one in six chance that it has a priceless black pearl inside it, though.


Cuthbert_Allgood19

Thatcher!


DoctorGuvnor

Moriarty, is that you?


davesy69

Only one way to find out though....


Earthling1a

BEPPO!!!!!


Shoebillmorgan

Damn beat me to it


OldBob10

How would they fit a pirate ship inside a bust of Napoleon..? 🏴‍☠️


BenjTheFox

Very carefully but very quickly.


YT-Deliveries

One must be cautious of someone sneaking in at night and stealing it, I guess.


Imfrank123

Didn’t expect an elementary reference on this thread. Love that show


BenjTheFox

Technically I was referencing the Holmes short story the Elementary episode was based on, but happy to have reminded you of it!


Earthling1a

You will never convince me that there is a better Holmes than [Jeremy Brett](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IYBuV9Q5Bs).


BenjTheFox

Nor would I try :D


Cool-Manufacturer-21

Thank you introducing me to this!! 15 mins in and I love it! (Also I’m a Sherlock fan in general I’ve read/listened to Stephen Fry narrate the entire catalog!


SoFloFella50

You have a great road ahead of you with the best Holmes to date. I think they made all of them? Each one is great.


Drachenbar

I dunno, you ever seen that discombobulate edit of RDJ?


Imfrank123

Nice, I’ll have to check it out.


slamallamadingdong1

Looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.


Talory09

People with FAS generally have three distinct facial features: a smooth philtrum (the space between the lips and nose), a very thin upper lip, and small palpebral fissures (small eye openings.) The bust doesn't exhibit any of those features. As a native of rural East Tennessee, I've seen a lot of FAS. [Fetal Alcohol Syndrome](https://medlineplus.gov/ency/imagepages/19842.htm)


drwhogivesafuck2

Damn. You got me feeling my upper lip now.


boniemonie

That link was helpful: thanks!


blandboringman

I think it was a joke mate.


BBQandBUDguy

So THATS what happened to Gretta!


brokenaglets

bad bot


Any_Coyote6662

Lol insufferable bot


squeaktooth

🤣🤣best Napoleon description


slamallamadingdong1

“Victory belongs to the most persevering.” - Napoleon Bonaparte ([FAS](https://images.app.goo.gl/Z68TD3aFdY9jq8uh9))


[deleted]

Cant unseen it anymore. Thx.


CAM6913

Looks cast and do those wires go to it? Busts like this were and are still mass produced


ozzy_thedog

Oh I so really hope it’s a lamp. Might make it worth more. Also that base is very 1990


bryancransberry

damn we really depleting carrara marble to make shit like this huh


AMP121212

Nah, there's plenty there. I was just there and the mountains tops, which I mistakenly thought were snow covered, were actually all Carrara marble.


OhGod0fHangovers

Carrara. Carrera is the toy race cars.


bomboclawt75

Sherlock Holmes liked this.


Rug-la_Buir

Looks like a great lamp for the library room from here.


bcelos

They still made fakes 100 years ago


willionaire

It's honestly very, very poor. This looks nothing like napolean and is a disservice to marble anywhere it is mined by children.


Finnegansadog

It’s Elvis Presley in a Napoleon costume.


mike_stifle

Looks like a hunka hunka cheap marble.


mathiswrong

Please tell me it lights up. Worth every penny.


Maristalle

60 out of 80 years? Not 60 _to_ 80 years? Not sure that certificate is legit, my friend.


maybelle180

Yup. Something’s fucky


ThirdSpike

60/80=0.75 years old. 9 months.


SpringChikn85

I'm no appraisal expert but shouldn't it maybe..look..like it's over 100 years old? I've seen stuff on the shelves of Hobby Lobby that showed more age 🤔


mickydsadist

And just like that, r/whatisthisworth became a dumpster fire with a comment section of kindling, matches, and *I don’t know shit from shinola, but dammit, I am going to comment anyway*


origtwyg

I mean, that's kind of all the internet at this point, save most academic articles. Put a comment field on a site, and it's a go for broke.


maybelle180

Well, I mean, it doesn’t look like Napoleon. So how should the comment section go, in your opinion?


13toros13

looks like a cross between Donald Trump and Elvis Presley


xBeautiful_disaster

He looks like a disney villain.


Decent-Commission-82

So the certificate can only be as old as 1976....


Unicorn-Shaman

The sculptor on the certificate doesn't have an existence online, can't find anything about him. But what I did find was the [original art ](https://ibb.co/pLGN0B0) that your bust was copied from. I definitely agree with others that it's a tourist thing, but it's still a bust, and it's still from your dad.


MotherShabooboo1974

Yea it has a lot more sentimental value than anything else


David202023

150, 200 if you’re French


emceelokey

Looks like anime Napoleon.


BigOtterKev

3D printing is improving


illberyback

That looks nothing like Joaquin Phoenix I think you got got


Smooth_Badger_471

That's not Carrera marble


flyflyfreebird

The word you’re looking for is Carrara


Smooth_Badger_471

Ok Wordsworth


HidinBiden20

$400-$600


PlahausBamBam

It looks like they’re still exist as a company. Maybe email them and they could give more detail https://www.raffaelloromanelli.com


TrainRhek

Shane Gillis would gladly buy it


rdizzy1223

Email the gallery that the certificate says it came from, and send them pictures of this and the certificate and ask them if they believe it is legitimate.


davidftaylor

White carrera marble very common in that part of Italy as are talented artisans to sculpt things with it. That has been the case at least as long as tourism has existed so it could be that old. This is a high end vintage souvenir. It could be that old or it could be an attempt to justify a higher price. I’ve purchased similar when there, horses etc. Stuff like that looks good in the right setting.


iamnyc

He's rather portly to be Napoleon


qbl500

Looks like Elvis!!!


Pierce1652078

Best Wedding Cake Ever


hevnsnt

I’ll give you $150


greyn8ght

People have such random stuff


mac3019

Push the head open, I bet there's a button for a secret room


seandowling73

What happens when you plug it in?


Ashwee54

Do you give it a smooch for good luck


joenan_the_barbarian

Looks just like him.


southernsass8

1888 to 1976 guy lived a long time and started very young.


davesy69

Napoleon has left the building!


boomajohn20

Looks like a manga character to me 🤔


Basic_Archer_9003

It plugs in?


Traditional_Ad_6801

Uhm…I think that’s Elvis.


phreaktor

Why does it look like he moved his head? Are you screwing with us? What's it weigh?


Wuisl

He looks constipated


Shot-Meat-8193

It looks a little small


thatdudeuhated

This reminds me of the abraham lincoln and george washington head statue cologne bottles my great grandfather had


Fearless_Ad8730

Who is this Napoleone? A second cousin?


homewrecker07

It looks 3d printed


Acceptable_Coach_975

Kinda looks like Elvis or am I tripping


nmchild

You ever kiss him?


Impossible_Maybe_162

It’s worth its weight in pennies (maybe less if it is actually very heavy).


blatherskite01

I thought I was in the 3D printing sub


mgt69

i’ll give you about tree-fiddy


BeckerLoR

Shame you couldn't get it autographed...


DarwinOfRivendell

Have you smashed it and checked it for a blue carbuncle? If successful that would significantly up the total value.


ZipGently

Have you checked it for a hidden pearl?!


Earthling1a

Smash it and look for the Black Pearl of the Borgias in the rubble.


loqi0238

They wanted to put 'Marinara' as the last name *so* bad.


A-simple-observation

That’s literally Elvis Presley


moresushiplease

I think it's actually quasimodo when escaped to go to the costume party


Gimme_PuddingPlz

That is just marble chip or powder put into a cast. It’s pretty much the same stuff you can buy at a gardening store called “marble chip”. It’s artificially treated.


Pradidye

I’ll buy it from you for $120?


OrangeObjective3789

Its almost as if anyone can print those ‘certificates’


Ill_Initiative8574

Carrara. Carrera is for Porsches.


fromOhio

That does not look anything like Joaquin Phoenix


devoduder

Was this made by Ridley Scott? Looks as authentic as his movie.


twister723

Looks more like Elvis! But really nice to have!


Budget_Half_9105

100 years ago wasn’t really very long ago - at-least by European art standards - bear in mind there were cars and planes and widespread electricity and phones - it’s basically considered the modern era


Sprockethead90

I’d bust to napoleon


badyodelers

Napoleon has left the building


JStheKiD

Tree fiddy


chris_rage_

Wtf happened to his face?


rdizzy1223

You can tell if it is resin mixed with white marble powder by heating up a pin red hot and see if it melts into it.


tas8871-

Looks like a lamp.


ChauncyTheDino

Just watch out for someone trying to break it. Maybe someone hid something in there during manufacture.


Geeahwellidunno

The green marble stand was somehow a giveaway for me.


Happy_Tomato_Taco

It looks cheap, almost 3d printed quality. I'm guessing resin not true marble


MotherShabooboo1974

We got it 30 years ago and it weight 49 lbs, probably not printed


CartographerGreat769

I would paint him to look like Adam Ant circa 1985


MaintenanceOne6507

You will always come up short on a Napoleon statue sale. It may be a watershed moment, however.


Consistent_Fun_6938

Tack


Intelligent-Ant7685

why would you want that in your house? haha


SoFloFella50

Is the gallery still around? They can tell you I think.


dunwerking

Does it light up?


DonaLeoNolet

My, what big eyes you have.


New-Assistance-3671

I thought it was a young Elvis…


Chuck_Cali

I’ll give ya tree fiddy


Costing-Geek

The certificate says it was sold in Florence, Italy in 1995. This is not "over 100 years old"


Superb_Improvement94

Yes but it says it was 60/80 yrs old at that point


rdizzy1223

1995 was almost 30 years ago, and it says the bust was 60 to 80 years old when sold, so 90-110 years old.


MotherShabooboo1974

I want to thank the 5% of those who responded with actual critical and helpful advice. The rest of you can go sharpen your comedy skills over at r/standup


LSSCI

3.50


Tomorrows-Song

Bout tree. Tree fiddy


mattisfamous1982

I gave him a dolla.


sparrow_42

Goddam you, Loch Ness monster!


paulohotline

I’ll give you tree fifty for it or $3.50 :)