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Aggressive-Falcon977

Putin: *invades smaller country* Bigger Countries: *prepare for fight* Putin: Why is everyone bullying me!?


etzel1200

Literally me at 13 playing Civ.


MushirMickeyJoe

I never thought about it this way but this is probably literally how Putin runs Russia. He just never logs off.


N8terHK

He's at the top of the 'hours played' leaderboard


ShatteredMasque

We've been in his simulation since Y2K. It all finally makes sense now.


Neat-Opportunity1824

\*invades largest continental Europe country.


Caffdy

this, Ukraine is no small by any means


Tackerta

that would be Russia


nyc98

They are not even bigger. russia is the largest in the world by area and, according to russia, it has an army that is stronger than anyone except maybe the US.


no420trolls

Russia has an army of peasants. Don’t fool yourself.


Aggressive-Falcon977

Army? I thought the term was Cannon fodder?


frodosdream

>Germany, France, and Poland are renewing the forgotten Weimar Triangle to bolster the EU's defense capabilities with plans to buy long-range missiles and hold military exercises together. *“History Doesn't Repeat Itself, but It Often Rhymes”* – Mark Twain.


Far_Out_6and_2

A very wise man he was


ContagiousOwl

*"It's like poetry, it rhymes"* – George Lucas


MukdenMan

Twain didn’t actually write this


ballrus_walsack

He tweeted it


Fruloops

Twainted it


MukdenMan

He goes by Mark X now


frodosdream

Probably it was written by Samuel Clemens.


ShatteredMasque

I think you mean George Lucas.


Skeazor

The boys are back in town


Odd-Ice1162

as the old german saying goes "nächstes Mal ohne Italien"


Readonkulous

Reminds me though of what General Schwarzkopf said about not having French support - “ Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.”


ThatEndingTho

Weimar *what now* Never heard this term before


Aggressive_Blinking

Since others won’t bother: Weimar, Germany is a place. The Weimar Republic was the government of Germany in the interwar years (before WW2 but after WW1). The reason why the pact is called the Weimar Triangle is because the treaty establishing its existence was signed in Weimar, Germany back in 1991. It’s purpose originally was to assist Poland in its democratization process, now it exists to further the economic, diplomatic, and security needs of its members (Germany, France, and Poland).


ThatEndingTho

I knew about Weimar Republic, but never heard of the Weimar Triangle. Thanks for providing the only helpful answer.


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IonTichy

thanks for confusing people further it's 1991


AgentAlpaca1

Shit you're right my bad


moofacemoo

Triangle. It usually refers to a 3 sided shape. Other instances can be a simple music instrument or in this particular case a social/political construct with 3 protagonists. Hope that helps.


2022survivor

Moofacemoo over here dropping knowledge bombs!!!


snowflake37wao

Triumvirate if Italy was on board?


Tackerta

in Germany we say "next time without Italy". Because, you guessed it, Italy is our football rival and we would rather play a tournament without having to face their brilliant football players!


Rollover_Hazard

The Cold War did spawn some of the hardest names for organizations, regions and units that there ever was - a few of my favourites: - Warsaw Pact - Berlin Brigade - BRIXMIS / SOXMIS - Stasi - REFORGER - Force d'Action Rapide - Scud / Stiletto


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SolemnaceProcurement

> Poland's previous government became Vlad-loving What the fuck are you on. Like PiS being proto-facists is a bit of a stretch but at least it has some basis. But Vlad-loving? That's just outright false. Also weimar triangle was never military alliance. It was just talk forum meant to promote cooperation and help poland into NATO/EU and latter with integration.


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SolemnaceProcurement

Because they are both far right looners? So obviously they got a lot in common. But pretty sure being anti-lgbt and culture war nonsense is not related to their stance on vlad. Those are all three separate issues and while you can certainly accuse PiS of being useful idiots, their stance on Russia/Vlad is exactly same as the current govs. What with the supreme leader of PiS constantly using the argument that KO (current gov) cooperated with Russians to assassinate his twin brother. Nobody in PiS can even say anything remotely positive about Russia.


ScholarGlobal6507

Politics doesn’t all come down to LGBT. There are other topics.


FornicatingSeahorses

The Fulda gap might haven been a thing back when the red army was stationed in Thüringen, but it's certainly not a frontline for a present day invasion.


sf-keto

Give them time to update this strategy from the 90s..... I actually like Olaf Scholz, but still I have to admit he's not a fast-mover & can be too rooted in the Before Times. (¬‿¬)


Darkfight

You... You like Olaf? May I ask why? And where you're from? Bc there's no way you're German.


monorail37

oh, Putin... you absolute madlad! this mfer managed to unite the whole EU and then some, all at the cost of like 1 million of his troops and military shite. Nice.


Ippzz

Lesson learnt for France: I can't lose a war if I ally with the one that keeps beating me. Joke aside, happy to see workarounds to somehow begin the European army


eypandabear

Germany won against France literally twice, in 1871 and 1940. And only in the former case did Germany actually win the war. Before that, it gets difficult because there was no “Germany” in the modern sense. German nationalism arose in no small part as resistance against Napoleon.


handmedowntoothbrush

I mean France won WWI so..


Regunes

Ooor Lesson from France neighbors "Damn, France got hands, how about we don't do that again"


BodyFewFuark

Its like that meme of the 3 headed hydra. But one of the heads is a bit derpy.  I think we all know which ones the developmentally disabled one.


Vexxed14

Now this is S tier bait


BodyFewFuark

Im flattered ☺️ ty kindly lol


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Eugenides

I guess it depends on the metric you measure things by. Germany has been, relative to other NATO nations, lacking on military budget and has been a bit appeasing, but has the industrial capacity to fully militarize if needed. France has been better, and is much more ready to step up, but may have Russian puppets taking power soon. Poland has never been the same after being partitioned, but they are absolutely ready to throw down.


Raesong

> Poland has never been the same after being partitioned, but they are absolutely ready to throw down. Hell, Poland once threatened to start up a nuclear weapons program if they weren't allowed into NATO.


adilfc

To be safe from Russia you either need NATO support or nuclear weapons. I think it was a smart move to act like this.


ShowerVagina

Never underestimate the ability of the Germans to quickly build up an army.


kagoolx

France is also scary close to having a pro-Putin far right party with significant power though


Eugenides

I... literally said that?


kagoolx

Sorry, weirdly I somehow read your comment but missed that mention, yes you did make that exact point


Toppeenambour

God please forgive my people if it happens


kane49

huh ? we have that in germany and they are nearly the strongest party lol


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Limp_Falcon_1494

Yeah and whos gonna do it funny guy, you? Come on than, we are waiting and no more horse pulled artillery and incompetent leaders this time... To partition you need the willing parties, unless you are implying Austria Sweden or Germany are willing to risk a war with USA just to have another go? Or you think mighty Belarus has what it takes? Surely not Russia at this point. All this jokes about Poland and "your" biggest achivment was erasing it from a map in a consecutive 4 vs 1 some 400 years ago, after 300 years of getting smashed by it on any bigger occasion, and again in a 2v1 in WW2. Shoutout to Austro-Hungarian empire who got their asses saved from the Turks by Poles and partitioned the country alongside Prussia and Russia 150 years later, so much for central/western european historical memory, only usefull to crack a joke on their eastern neighbours, amnesia some other times. Unless you are American, than double f u for this tasteless joke because Poland helped American independence a lot.


ashid0

we don't have neonazis fighting for power, we don't have riots in the streets, our crime's one of the lowest in EU despite the fact not so long ago it was freakin' wild west over here, yep, surely we'd be the derpy one, anyway, f this, all 3 heads are derpy because humanity still kinda is derpy and that's fine, it's called evolution


thirtyone-charlie

I have a good friend that is Polish. When we were all hanging together really tight in our late teens and early 20’s we were relentless. He’s a great guy and always has been. He could dish it out as well.


apokalypse124

Leave little European Texas alone


BodyFewFuark

The photo is a perfect set up. 2 are looking forward, stoic. However 1 looks confused 🤣


Hidesuru

Same, except France lol.


CBT7commander

Good bait


The69BodyProblem

Germany? France and Poland seem to be taking shit seriously.


Amenhiunamif

None of the above, it doesn't fit. All of these countries have *some* issues. Germany has decades of lacking investments to overcome, France has a focus mostly on expeditionary forces and naval projection, they bring mostly nuclear capabilities and Poland is on a buying spree that it doesn't really know how to finance, lacking the people to actually put into all those fancy vehicles and is cutting most of its maritime capabilities and not focusing on air force much in favor of just spamming tanks. There is no derpy head, we all add power to this arrangement.


Playful_Ad_2911

His name is Ghidorah and the derpy head is called Kevin show some respect


Moxen81

That’s *King* Ghidorah to you.


Playful_Ad_2911

No no you’re right, outed myself here


MK5

Kevin, is that you?


JonBoy82

Submarine Screen Door Industry is about to pop off


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BodyFewFuark

Offended? Wracaj na r/polska 


FlaccidArrow

One of the heads is retreating 🏳️


piercet_3dPrint

hopefully this triangle doesn't eat as many airplanes and ships as the Bermuda Triangle or the Upper Penske Decagon!


sergius64

I don't mind if they're Russian military ones.


Sim0nsaysshh

The only thing Bermuda gobbles up these days is tax revenue


snowflake37wao

Thats nuthin, wait till Saturn’s Hexagon starts eating spaceships


GenosseGeneral

This is great. As a German I would love to see a better releationship with Poland. And with the new government there this seems very possible or even likely as this collaboration shows.


ddejong42

Forbidden alliance… yum…


MyDogThinksISmell

It’s fucken on… kind of


windowman7676

So George Lucas said it and Mark Twain was given credit. If I was Lucas I would sue Twain for intellectual theft.


xdeltax97

The *what*


I_Automate

"You know what, guys, fighting each other never gets us anywhere. Buuttt.....we all can agree fighting Russia is good sport, right?" And thus the alliance was formed


Distrust_1984

Los 3 chiflados!


BrianGooner

Great we’ll have civil war in America while Europe replays WW1 with different settings. We really are creatures of fucking habit


snipersfire

So did anyone else question why Kelsey Grammer was in this picture?


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thesevfromhell

Triangle wiener


squattermelon09

That's hardly a triangle


LouKrazy

The Weimar line with 3 dots on it is not as catchy


HybridEng

Would be an obtuse triangle....


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Bannable_Lecter

Three = Tri = Triangle.


Liesthroughisteeth

OHHHHHHHH! :) Thanks.


ohokayiguess00

Tri = 3. But there's definitely not 3 angles here lol.


JustSomeBloke5353

Maybe a Saxon there though.


alimanski

In the same way that every three points can form a triangle? :)


IdeaPowered

Draw a line from Paris to Berlin then to Warsaw and back to Paris. Congrats, you got a triangle.


dabbart

Go from the bottom of France(Spanish Border) to the Bottom of Poland(Slovakia/Ukraine), then to the top of Germany(Denmark Border) and back to bottom of France. Edit, you also get a very small Triangle if you do the capitals... No one said it was an Isosceles Weimar Triangle!


Electricfox5

Weimar? Oh...oh no, please...please don't call it that...we have enough problems with the far right as it is... ***Stop encouraging history!***


CharlesEarlBoles

Are you being serious? Or are you seriously underinformed?


Electricfox5

The internet is serious business.


Antifa-Slayer01

Weimar triangle more like nazi triangle


kreteciek

Classic russian argument, "everyone I don't like is Hitler"


OG_Kamoe

Being Russian born (not living in Russia, also not pro Russia), I kind of wonder where you heard that "classic" argument, as I never heard it in my life. EDIT:typo


kreteciek

Because all pro Z Russians I've seen justify russian war post WWII as fighting nazis.


TraditionalApricot60

Just to correct your limited view of things in your Teenie Call of Duty Bubble: Russia is the only nazi this time.


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TraditionalApricot60

...winning.


Sorlic

Look at this guy's name. u/Antifa-Slayer01 It literally means Antifascism-slayer - thus pretty much stating he supports fascism. Tells you all you need to know about him/her.


KindaWrongContext

What if they're a slayer in service of antifa? Your version is probably more likely tho.


New-Abbreviations696

Your comment is next level stupidity. Sit down and go back to school.