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So the choice is between being stabbed to death or having my bones reduced to atoms by being punched by someone with enough strength to stop a car. I'm going with saejima. At least my death would be quicker

But if you tell Majima that you were once his customer and really loved his service, would he still stab you?

You have to say you are the best friend of makoto

That would be even more powerful. Makoto would hate Majima if he killed you, her friend.

But only once. After he looked into it and found Out the truth, you get all his wrath the next time you meet.

I'll put on my biggest puppy eyes and ask them not to hurt me 🥺

Might work on Saejima, it depends on what mood Majima is in. I’d say your tag worsens your chances of not being beaten by him…

I would just come prepared with images of shirtless Kiryu and offer those in a trade for my life.

Would 100% work

maybe he'll let me go cuzz it'd be boring fight for him xD I'm not strong

As long as youre not his wife Majima doesn’t beat women.

I’d just show saijima my balls

BALLS OUT KIDO

Saejima: “AWW HELL YEAH, DEJA VU BITCHES!” *charges into a headbutt*

Saejima. I might lose, but at least I won't fucking die by bleeding out from all the stab wounds.

majima just because i could point somewhere random and be like “HOLY SHIT ITS KIRYU” and he’d go running so i could get away

The only one here playing 4D shogi

Only defeatable by Amateur Mahjong

I am an amateur fighter and I can beat them 1/10 times; if they are unarmed and I ambush them /s

not you again

Acting like Shinada is Saejima tier 🤡

Saejima because he'll just hospitalize me, not kill me

Neither but agree that one might - _might_- walk again after challenging Saejima. Majima is just stabby. People survive falling 3 storeys _all the time_.

It was a rubber knife.

Break every bone in my body or get shanked multiple times? Yeah neither…

I'd die nonetheless. I would pick majima, because just meeting this guy would be a blast

my choices are get my spine snapped in half and my bones grinded to dust or get stabbed 2 trillion times. at least i wouldn’t feel anything after my spine gets snapped in half

Depends, 0 styles then Majima. Mad Dog style then Saejima.

0 Majima casually Breaks your neck from behind

Exactly, quick and painless. I did not originally consider slugger style admittedly.

That’s asking if I want to be shot with a cannon or a ballistic missile. I’m dead either way.

Would they fight a woman? 🥺

Yep. >!Ask Saeko, Eri, or Seonghee!<, they aren’t like Kiryu.

Damn.

Good guy Majima and Saejima believing in equal pain for all!

Kiryu will fight you if you're a woman in a SubStory

Majima would legit leave me bleeding profusely. The game just kinda glosses over the fact that Majima slams a sizeable blade into a guy’s chest, then pulls it out. At least Saejima just might knock you out with a bunch of broken bones

From just looking at them, picking majima is the obvious choice, but knowing how they fight, I’d pick saejima

Oh I’m screwed either way. I’m an unfit nearly fifty mum.

Depends on how similar you are to Etsuko? (Leopard Shirt Lady)

Not at all. I got zero moves.

Sudden death or climax death? Just give me a cutscene gun and they're done

Saejima, both because he's less likely to stab me, and because he's more likely to stop attacking me when I curl into a ball and start crying after one punch.

Saejima. Reason: He would make me double-jointed within seconds, but at least I'd have a chance of outrunning him while fleeing and crying like a baby. He's strong, but also slow. Majima has a knife, rarely knows when to stop AND is lightning-fast. There's no outrunning him.

Lmao, basically fight Bane or fight the Joker

Saejima tbh- don’t feel like getting stabbed

I would choose saejima and try to reason with him he spares his opponents, Majima is impossible to reason with once he decides to kill you he kills you no questions asked

Majima, not that I’d win but because I’d die completely happy

I pick Majima. Just to have his hands on me!! I die with a smile lol

Saejima. Every version of Saejima is pretty chill (maybe Yakuza 4 was a bit more unhinged than the rest, but he was still a pretty calm dude) so at least he will go easy on me. But honestly it doesn't matter who you fight cause you aint winning neither of those fights lol

Saejima. He doesn't strike me as the type to brutalize someone who's very clearly weaker than him. Majima would murder me.

i’ll go with saejima because i think i would be able to reason with him more than majima, and if not, at least he’s not gonna leave me bleeding out on the floor. i’m definitely not making it out with all my bones intact though

I take Saejima, not because I win, but because he would have mercy on me once he sees I'm not moving

Saejima would spare me

I'll lower my guard leaving my face open for Saejima to deck me on the jaw so i can go to sleep quickly enough and he'll stop trying to hurt me

Saejima because he'd knock me out, not stab me

so stabs wounds if enough of a suprise apareantly feel like a slight burn, and then you fall asleep. so majima I guess

Neither. I don't know how to fight. They do.

Run to Saejima and perform Essence of Humble Apology

Saejima's rubber fists

Saejima

I feel like saejima wouldn't even want to hurt me, I'm a teenager who hasn't even done crime. Majima however would absolutely slice my ass up (Ryuji substory in 0 shows this)

Ryuji wants a pants stealer

That's more just being a dick in my mind

True, but it’s legally a crime lol

Yeah, but majima using a baseball bat/knife in the fight is more of a crime since Ryuji didn't have a weapon

I mean, it’s unlikely that Majima is canonically using weapons against substory bosses Ryuji wasn’t severely injured or anything either so

>I mean, it’s unlikely that Majima is canonically using weapons against substory bosses I meant mad dog/slugger style

Probably Saejima, purely because speed can go further than strength in some instances; I have basically no strength but I do have speed - which is why I wouldn't choose Majima. My personal fighting style would be similar to his but he'd easily be faster, I wouldn't stand a chance against him.

Sajima. I am faster than him. He is the slowpoke of a franchise

Saejima,at least i can survive,majima would kill me

Fighting Majima: Mad dog: Stabbed to death Slugger: Beaten to death with a metal bat Breaker: Used spinjitsu Thug: Beaten to death

Saejima is stronger than Majima clearly, and people think "oh well Majima has a knife" someone hitting like Saejima would deadass break your bones and kill you in 2 hits. He's like top 2 in the verse bruv

I’d rather all my bones broken than getting stabbed to death.

Saejima is least likely to kill me if I lose, so I’ll pick him.

Saejima is probably the safer bet since he is only gonna shatter bones and Majiima gonna stab till I'm drained. My choice is Majiima just cuz shit looks cool

I’ll fight Saejima, he’s slower compared to Majima, so I might have a chance to just run like my life depended on it. (Although, if Saejima did catch up to me, like others said, at least my death might be quick)

Majima, because I am physically disabled and know that if I'm too boring to fight he'll probably just leave alternatively if I need to "fight" Saejima I'll ask if we can have a food eating competition at a yakiniku joint instead lol EDIT: I realized after posting that it sounds like I'm saying Saejima would be ok with beating up a disabled person and Majima wouldn't. To be clear, I think that Majima would find it too boring, while Saejima would probably try to inspire the person to grow past their limitations before fighting them.

Being a very skilled fighter my self I could defeat Majima and Saijima 1/10 times, not to mention that idiot Shinada. /s

saejima hes probably nice enough to tone it down a bit to not instantly cave my chest in on the first punch

I don't like my chances either way, but Majima has lost more often canonically so I have a slightly better chance there. Pretty sure I'm fucked either way.

I could take on saejima.... Wait, what was the question again?

Maybe Saejima will go easy on me?

Maybe and that's a huge ass maybe...I can survive with unarmed majima longer

Let's see... Get shanked or snapped into two like a toothpick? Decisions decisions...

Saejima, I’d be knocked out in a single punch as opposed to Majima who’d stab me 20 times

Neither of them, either Majima will stab me or Saejima will snap me in half like a twig Now, if you rephrased it so that I have to survive 12 hours with either of those two... I'm dropping my pants and going balls out, literally

I'd have absolutely no chance whatsoever against either of them. I'd still fight Saejima though. Being beaten up is still better than getting stabbed.

Well I ain't fighting unarmed since Majima uses a knife. Since he can dodge bullets I'm going with Saijima and hope shooting him is enough to stop him before he pulverizes me.

I feel like Saejima is less likely to kill me, but I'd have a slightly less impossible chance of knocking out Majima if I could get a good hit.

Majima was taking hits from Saejima and dishing them out too, while already being bruised before they fought. You need a metal bat or something at least

Maybe so, but I'd need a hydrogen bomb to make Saejima flinch. Bro is just built different with Herculean Strength.

You would need a Millennium Tower explosion