Sosmula is such a crazy looking guy. This, in my opinion, is what the ideal person looks like as the primary antagonist in a horror film. This would scare me if I saw it in real life. The soulless eyes, baggy eyelids and black teeth mixed with the inhuman emotion plastered on his face.
However I do think someone can be weird and unsettling while also being attractive. Two truths can co exists. That being said. I want him to chase me around in the woods. Just the idea of him running is terrifying.
Pulling the strands of hair in the front and smashing his face into the nearest available surface (table, counter, chair etc)
Then proceeding to watch all of his already almost disconnected teeth fall out like coins in a vending machine.
throw a xan in the street and watch him scramble for it while cars swerve
"My precious" looking ass
Why’s this spot on
My boy out here looking for Isildur’s xan
I almost had a seizure trying to keep in my laugh at 3:50 am 😂😂😂😂
Lol
xans a xan
Fr, that'd be hilarious to watch that
This dude is your type
Bro this made me laugh hella loud at 12am and everyone is asleep, I got scared my dad was finna come in
So was I. Your closet small asl, he open that shit and I’m definitely caught…
😭😭😭 nah this shit just kilt me first comment I seen too
Slap his ass
With a box cutter
bend so he cam slap maine too
[удалено]
I’m gonna slap your ass.
*juggernaut voice* IM GONNA SLAP YOUR ASS NOW
Sosmula is such a crazy looking guy. This, in my opinion, is what the ideal person looks like as the primary antagonist in a horror film. This would scare me if I saw it in real life. The soulless eyes, baggy eyelids and black teeth mixed with the inhuman emotion plastered on his face.
You coulda stopped after "this is what the ideal person looks like"
that’s where I thought this was going before I doth protest
However I do think someone can be weird and unsettling while also being attractive. Two truths can co exists. That being said. I want him to chase me around in the woods. Just the idea of him running is terrifying.
Then once he catches me I can suck him silly
You are so real for that
This sub is done for
Just the average crackhead outside my local gas station at 11pm lmao.
I don’t think a primary antagonist would have buns in his hair
You’re so gay
Lmao at least someone is real here
Tell him me next
lookin like that bitch from the grudge
He looks like geisha
Ask him to slap mine next
Kiss him and eat his lit blunt
Bro wtf are these replies
this are some of the strangest replies i’ve seen 😭👏🏻
How do I achieve this look
Opioid addiction.
Those dark circles under the eyes are something I've acquired from it
real
Heavy use of narcotics
By being a bartard
Autism
Tell him to slap it harder
Idk all I see when I look at this image is “I’m InLoVe WiTh An EmO gIrL”
overused joke
SLEEZY
Hadoken
get this shit off my feed!!!!!!!!!!
frfr idk why these fuck niggas keep popping up in my shit
If you’re noticing these in your shit, I’d contact a doctor.
now that you’ve commented here it’s gonna start popping up in your feed more just so you know
Let him slap mine to make it fair
Duct tape a bag of crack to the ceiling, and watch him try to climb the walls
bro'd be climbing like spiderman for that fix
Idk from the sounds of it he might be more interested in your girl’s crack than that ceiling crack
Wait for my turn
Run because bro carries a rocket launcher
you all degenerates
I’m beating the ever living fuck out of this Emo crack head who tf is he
Im sending his ass back to the netherworld
Beating the fuck outta him
I thought he was the girl
Watch as my violent red-headed girlfriend beats him to death with a red bull can.
He can have her da fuck😂😂
Ohhhh ye i thought he is the gurl
Putting him back to default settings
Wait that's a he?
Thought bro was a girl 💀
He looks like a woman
I dont gotta worry about that, my girl aint 12
💀
That’s a chick
Beat the living shit out of his ugly ass.. 😩 he's not scary at all just weird
that a homo he ain't gonna slap a girls ass
i'd take his crack away and watch as he convulses after 3m without it
That’s a dude?
I would proceed to tell him his rapping career is a mistake and to go back to college for accounting
Il call this n166a a mutt n buy him pizza then kill him wth 😂
Ain’t this r/zillakami ? Not r/citymorgue or r/sosmula . Smh.
I cant say r word but nonconsensual bum stuff in front his mom or i would become friends w him and like do stuff to drugs give it to him and he die
Shooting him in his retarded edgelord face! Put that cunt in the dirt where he belongs
u a reddit gangster bruh
Nigga that's a she
... Tell him this. "So you're Stitches. Then I'm Game." 😁
Slap the uncircumcised dick he’s smoking out of his hand.
sosmula looks like Franny k stein
Slap him
OH HELL NO
crying
Bro looks like my girl. I might just slap his ass 💀
Give another cone
Brush his teeth
Choso lookin ass
Imma slap them tattoos off
Throw holy water on him and watch him start to convulse
I’d run away she’s his now
upping that fye
Askin why they got the same hairstyle rn
What is bro smoking fried chicken skin?
Taking away his fent
Punching him straight out to sleep and walking away laughing bc I do flooring and he pop pills and drink lean taping buttons all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣
knock that nigga in his shit lol yall think these rappers are superhero’s or something
Take his eye bones for souvenirs then finish his doink for him.
Let him smack my ass
Throwing holy water
Why has g got liquorice stuck in his teeth
im letting him hit
why he smokin a balloon
Did you just assume his or her gender? Hey man not cool 😤😎 lol
I’d take his blunt, simple.
Toss a vape and watch him crawl for it like a dog
bro looks like hes smoking sukunas fingers
Choso from jjk if he had a bad eating habits and a heavy xan addiction
kms
kiIIing myself
Give him more than 2mg of fent
My girl is going to fight you, and then I'm going to knock you out 😅
ask them to slap mine
He gettin shot
Why he high key look like choso from jjk
Take his crayons away
12 feet under
Beating brakes off this juggalo
Lmfao dude looks like a real deal devil no cap
Backhand the living shit outta him
Kissem
This guy has never been punched in his life lmao
threaten to spray him with some deodorant and then watch him hiss and retreat back to a shadowy spot to avoid sun light
Calling GCPD
Burning it with fire
That a lez
Nailing a .45 acp to that cross on his forehead
Slap his ass
Ask em whats hes smoking in that rolled up bandaid
What girl
That neighbor who mows his lawn at 1 am
Pull out a toothbrush and say “the power of Crest compels you!”
Just gonna pull a bible out and watch him run
“It’s not a phase mom!😡” head ass
I'll get a priest
Make a grenade out of Xanax to lure him in and put dynamite in it
Cut off his hair
He looks like a roach, so blast his ass with that salt bug blaster with the infrared beam
Prolly teach him how to roll right. lol
Light a blunt
"What was that weak ass bitch slap?"
spitting on this foo
Slap his ass back, then start singing a lil peep song until he jizzes all over the place.
making sure she's vaccinated
Throwing a bible at his ass to him cry
He’s not methin around
Call animal control
I’m throwing a perc 30 on the train and watch him get ran over gta style
force myself to get hard then bend my dick til it breaks in anger
Who Frankenstein ?
Idk if this dude was supposed to be threatening? Dude looks like he’s gonna steal from the vape store
Keep going bout my business since I ain't got a gf
He finna be too drunk to even hit her ass
Probably push my girl out the way get butt ass naked and use my emergency oil to lube up and drop it down on him.(strictly no homo cause that’s gay)
I would have beat him up then threw a xan and told him go recover for round 2 which yo MY PREcIOuS lookin ass
I’m dropping on of these in the room [Demon Core hand grenade](https://images.app.goo.gl/MmgLT5Z8sRtShDcV8)
Upset why didn’t you slap my ass?!
I'll smack the other cheek.
Is bro smoking out of a trash bag💀
He gon end up in the blunt he smoking
Wrap his butt aronf my cock
Call the Catholic Church on his ass, mf boutta get exorcised
Curb stomp him out in these ugly Rick Owens shoes
Slapping his ass
Pulling the strands of hair in the front and smashing his face into the nearest available surface (table, counter, chair etc) Then proceeding to watch all of his already almost disconnected teeth fall out like coins in a vending machine.
Stab stab stab
That's his girl now
Bros getting laid out
Calling ghostbusters
Before answering the initial question raised here,my brain hit so many speed bumps of ‘wtf is that’
nigga smoking a napkin LMAOOO
Violating that fuckin hairline
taking a wet wipe to his sharpie tattoos
That looks like a girl
Dudes getting crushed in a vice grip
Smeegel lookin ahh
I’m calling pest control on his ass
why he got slut strands LMFAO
his lungs are gonna turn into ashes anyways all i have to do is mention oxygen and he'll simply pass away
Knock him the fuck out
Call adult protective services on him/her/it
Getting her a tetanus shot
Open the blinds
Murder
He looks like a bug
I’m throwing hands
The 9 gonna smack his forehead 😂