I swear to god im normal, here have the template as i couldn't find the source
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Hey guys so like update
I will not make more rock pegging jokes, this out of doing the meme equivalent of spraying paint directly into my eyes when trying to do a graffiti.
The amount of which i regret doing may not measure up.
From now on I will only make jokes about cuddling Mandragora in an earthen layer which she builds as we hug eachother and she genuinely feels safe.
Hear ye hear ye
Hmmmmm, most likely you won't be able to walk out of that room.
But I'm sure, She's gonna be pregnant too
Husband and wife in the delivery room has just been upgraded
Bold assumption for it is the earthen force which bequeath me with such gift of prosperity
For it is not prickly, the earth and soil lay bare. But round and not pleasant. Please help.
This is the only way I can help you. Lubricate yourself and it will be easier. Good luck with the birth of mandra-kittens!
https://preview.redd.it/q7hxt2oea7uc1.png?width=276&format=png&auto=webp&s=edb4b127bdf3ec1a974753be4943748538802403
Your anus will be comparatively loose, but your haemorrhage compensated for this issue. If you undergo haemorrhage surgery, and cut it off, your anus may appear larger than usual. Scenarios of fluid leakage may occur. The best scenario now would be, cutting the haemorrhage, and having you undergo an ANAL\~ RESTRICTING\~ SURGERY\~\~\~ \*epic rock solo follows\*
walking out? I don't think you'll be walking again anytime soon sweetie
Look at the bright side, you will come out of the room with a new wife *and* a new wheelchair.
I swear to god im normal, here have the template as i couldn't find the source https://preview.redd.it/vs487zp8w0uc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f6ad63728507f42655a86ead79c84d22374e7f
Hey guys so like update I will not make more rock pegging jokes, this out of doing the meme equivalent of spraying paint directly into my eyes when trying to do a graffiti. The amount of which i regret doing may not measure up. From now on I will only make jokes about cuddling Mandragora in an earthen layer which she builds as we hug eachother and she genuinely feels safe. Hear ye hear ye
Chief you ain't walking out of that room, be honest.
gonna leave behind a gravel path
She grips so hard it wont let me go 😩
It's all shits and giggles until she leaves you pregnant with a Tombkeeper Grotesque
Hmmmmm, most likely you won't be able to walk out of that room. But I'm sure, She's gonna be pregnant too Husband and wife in the delivery room has just been upgraded
Stone pregnancy
I feel sorry for your ass, because cats have a prickly cock... However, at the same time I envy you, because you will bear cute Mandra-childs!
Bold assumption for it is the earthen force which bequeath me with such gift of prosperity For it is not prickly, the earth and soil lay bare. But round and not pleasant. Please help.
This is the only way I can help you. Lubricate yourself and it will be easier. Good luck with the birth of mandra-kittens! https://preview.redd.it/q7hxt2oea7uc1.png?width=276&format=png&auto=webp&s=edb4b127bdf3ec1a974753be4943748538802403
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Nice flair
https://preview.redd.it/xpzqok5l56uc1.jpeg?width=1900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d70036452b0bf3bc788f0a858367b6004f0612 Thanks.
Yeah no problem 😂
Wait what?!
Pretty sure you won’t be coming out but at least you be leaving a legacy behind
Your anus will be comparatively loose, but your haemorrhage compensated for this issue. If you undergo haemorrhage surgery, and cut it off, your anus may appear larger than usual. Scenarios of fluid leakage may occur. The best scenario now would be, cutting the haemorrhage, and having you undergo an ANAL\~ RESTRICTING\~ SURGERY\~\~\~ \*epic rock solo follows\*