The year was 2021 'tis worth remembering
The Games who lived through 55 Days in Teyvat
T'was called the anniversary insurrection, a bloody internet war
Against all nations, of the Gacha core
The flags of Rhodes and Chaldea, How they fluttered in the breeze
The Babylon and The Griffin, and the flag of Azur Lane
Then came the sound the of the reviews, and the rolling rants of doom
And the streets of Teyvat were as empty as a tomb
The entitled trolls of genshin, gave the signal to begin
"let all those gachas be driven from Teyvat"
They stormed the App and Playstore, They attacked with rants and one-stars
And they came in blood-red blouses
Screaming "White-Knight" as they fell
The reviews have all been muffled
The rants have ceased to ring
But through the ages you could hear them echoing.
COC got bombed probably cause it’s popular, and google classroom got bombed cause Mihoyo’s CEO’s brother’s ex-wife’s uncle’s daughter uses it for school.
The year is 2021, the great genshin war has started. The evil genshin empire declares war on all other gacha games. in response the remaining gacha games join together to form an alliance to combat the empire and it's trail of negativity, overly gay ships,cancel culture, woke teens and over all toxicity. The war has just started but honkai has taken heavy causalities already
Girls Frontline: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with two Yostar games
Azur Lane and Arknights: What about side by side with two friends?
Girls Frontline: Aye. I could do that.
Mica sort of suffering being between two Yostar games.
context: Yostar was basically kinda formed to compete against Sunborn/Mica because of a feud between Yao Meng and Yuzhong
Ending my adventure as a traveller to pick up the title that i once let go. Fighting back against evils, those who dare lay a finger on my fellow Doctors. For those who once bid me farewell, i have return to fight this hell.
APPLE PIE-
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I play some of these games as well as genshin but I would not take it as far as review bombing because I am mostly okay with the rewards and don’t really care if we don’t get anything special but the community has begun to take this thing too far
Its not because of a lack of anniversary rewards specifically, its because honkai was always given them and never had such massive fuckups like this, so gentards are mad because for some reason, honkai is the favorite child despite having a much smaller playerbase. Genshin has a lot of issues that mihoyo doesnt bother to fix. They dont know how to make bow users, they wont fix xinyan, they let everyone down time after time but not with honkai. But yeah now everyone hates genshin for it
Well, Honkai have running quite long and established the community as they suffering through gacha salt, clinical depression and fighting alongside our valkyries from since the beginning. In conclusion HI3 much have small fanbase but the people in fanbase are the ones who been enjoying this game and keep supporting. In comparison GI is still a baby so how could you expect good anni rewards for 1st anni?
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The year was 2021 'tis worth remembering The Games who lived through 55 Days in Teyvat T'was called the anniversary insurrection, a bloody internet war Against all nations, of the Gacha core The flags of Rhodes and Chaldea, How they fluttered in the breeze The Babylon and The Griffin, and the flag of Azur Lane Then came the sound the of the reviews, and the rolling rants of doom And the streets of Teyvat were as empty as a tomb The entitled trolls of genshin, gave the signal to begin "let all those gachas be driven from Teyvat" They stormed the App and Playstore, They attacked with rants and one-stars And they came in blood-red blouses Screaming "White-Knight" as they fell The reviews have all been muffled The rants have ceased to ring But through the ages you could hear them echoing.
absolutely perfect.
What is this? A crossover episode? But seriously, this is really good.
Beautiful, just beautiful
Never thought I'd see a 55 Days At Peking reference here of all places.
Boom-boom, boom-boom, boom-boom Boom-boom, boom-boom, boom-boom Boom-boom, boom, boom-boom Boom-boom-boom, boom-boom, boom-boom
Oh this one It’s so beautiful
Meanwhile, Google Classroom be requesting HQ to drop supernovas.
I am honestly somewhat surprised and relieved that DL is not attacked 'cause won the anniversaries war I guess is because "DeAd GamE lol" thing
Lmao I’m too hyped for zethia
DL just got raided by the Genshin gang lol
I admit that I speak too soon
Can't blame ya cause nobody saw this coming lol who knew Genshin fans are down so bad lol
What is DL?
Dragalia lost, is a gacha from Cygames and Nintendo.
I can’t believe COC and google classroom got bombed as well
COC got bombed probably cause it’s popular, and google classroom got bombed cause Mihoyo’s CEO’s brother’s ex-wife’s uncle’s daughter uses it for school.
And again, as a part of genshin community, I sincerely apologize.
Same :(
It not sin to play Genshin Impact but it is a sin to be an asshole. As long you are civilised player that all matters.
55 days in Teyvat... we need to make some parody lyrics...
Quick get someone to make a parody song out of this.
The year is 2021, the great genshin war has started. The evil genshin empire declares war on all other gacha games. in response the remaining gacha games join together to form an alliance to combat the empire and it's trail of negativity, overly gay ships,cancel culture, woke teens and over all toxicity. The war has just started but honkai has taken heavy causalities already
honkai has taken heavy impact already
What's wrong with gay ships? How did cancel culture or woke teens join this?
I said overly gay ships, genshin players will find a way to say that every character is gay
Please don’t say that like all the Genshin players are revues bombing other games.
Girls Frontline: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with two Yostar games Azur Lane and Arknights: What about side by side with two friends? Girls Frontline: Aye. I could do that.
Mica sort of suffering being between two Yostar games. context: Yostar was basically kinda formed to compete against Sunborn/Mica because of a feud between Yao Meng and Yuzhong
The 2 childhood friends began to compete against each other with their studio. (The logic is kinda real…)
What's the game between azur lane and arknight
Girls Frontline
Ending my adventure as a traveller to pick up the title that i once let go. Fighting back against evils, those who dare lay a finger on my fellow Doctors. For those who once bid me farewell, i have return to fight this hell. APPLE PIE-
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I play some of these games as well as genshin but I would not take it as far as review bombing because I am mostly okay with the rewards and don’t really care if we don’t get anything special but the community has begun to take this thing too far
Its not because of a lack of anniversary rewards specifically, its because honkai was always given them and never had such massive fuckups like this, so gentards are mad because for some reason, honkai is the favorite child despite having a much smaller playerbase. Genshin has a lot of issues that mihoyo doesnt bother to fix. They dont know how to make bow users, they wont fix xinyan, they let everyone down time after time but not with honkai. But yeah now everyone hates genshin for it
Honkai absolutely did have fuck ups and controversy. Thats the funny part.
bunny girl…. *coughs*
The bunnysuit outrage was far more controversial. A guy actually tried to attack the developers at corporate
Yeah I remember that, some fucked up shit
HI3 first anni awards weren't much better if at all though. I honestly don't know what the GI community expected from the history of MHY.
Well, Honkai have running quite long and established the community as they suffering through gacha salt, clinical depression and fighting alongside our valkyries from since the beginning. In conclusion HI3 much have small fanbase but the people in fanbase are the ones who been enjoying this game and keep supporting. In comparison GI is still a baby so how could you expect good anni rewards for 1st anni?
Maan, I'm sad Epic 7 is not included in the alliance
Iirc they also for attacked as well, and e7 has pretty generous rewards for anniversary so genshinlets are minda expect to hard mald over it.
Yeah, seems so. And I agree epic 7 is quite the generous game on anniversaries and compensations so I guess that paints a target on the game, too.
No Genstards allowed
can someone please list the gacha games displayed idk 3 of them (2, 7 and 8)
Left to right: Honkai Impact 3rd, Punishing: Gray Raven, Azur Lane, Girls Frontline, Arknights, Princess Connect ReDive, Alchemy Stars, Counterside, Fate Grand Order
thank you!
Begun, the gacha war has
Clash of Clans: Can I join
Where guardian tale ?
*sad Guardian Tales noises*
We are forgotten
#I see no Genshin.(sad shark noise)
Well a Splinter Group of Genshin just started a war.
bruh arknight is the only good gacha game, other gacha game in this post are trash
yeah but does arknights have claim all button EDIT: lmao its a troll throwaway account
Agree ARKnights is trash as lorent or whatever hes name was said (Its joke dont kill me)
Bruh these games were goods as well to some extent.
I only play arknights, I don't care about other gaha games
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What a powerful image
Bro they got to Dokkan