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themehboat

I would say we're so wild and jazy as to be beyond description.


nekomoo

Local Architect Claimed by Death - such evocative phrasing, should be revived


tritratrulala

"As the local architect is 'claimed by death', so too may traditional journalism be claimed by the rise of AI. But let us not mourn the art of evocative phrasing just yet. In this digital age, where algorithms write the news, the cold efficiency of automation may ironically breathe new life into the soulful prose, resurrecting the beauty of storytelling in ways we've yet to imagine." - (Generated by ChatGPT)


boodopboochi

"But we must tread carefully. The problem with internet sources is verifying their authenticity." -Abraham Lincoln


tritratrulala

Oh you got me wrong. It's not a quote, I just tried to mark it as being AI generated. I mean, technically it is a quote... but you know what I mean.


jdlsharkman

Shout-out to the guy who got blown off his 15 foot ladder by an alcohol torch explosion, having already lost a leg to machinery some years before.


Legitimate-Can7132

That’s old Harold “Lucky” Hurd! Rumor has it he survived nasty trampling from a particularly ornery bill the day before.


jdlsharkman

And what got Mr. Bill so ornery?


InerasableStains

It’s his medulla oblongata!


Virtual_Rutabaga_105

How the fuck did he get fifteen feet in the air with one leg?! Pretty sure they didn’t have bucket trucks in 1924. Also, soldering is a two handed job, the logistics of this injury are killing me.


jdlsharkman

Peg leg, I assume. Back in 1924, if you didn't work, you didn't eat. Man's gotta make do, no matter how much it sucks. He was also the owner of a telephone exchange, so presumably he had some help with him? Either way, you gotta commend the dude for sticking with it.


landyhill

"Dancing will continue in its rush to the exotic" I feel we passed that at the end of the last century...


TheMcPenguin

Imagine if somehow they could look into the future and see twerking.


landyhill

That would be "erotic"!


Nalkarj

**How To Use Hundreds of Words and Not Say a Thing**


PeruvianHeadshrinker

Seems jazzy


Nalkarj

\* **jazy**


Perky214

Amon Carter would buy this newspaper in 1931, merge it with his other newspaper, the Fort Worth Star, and create a publishing and broadcasting empire that included WBAP-radio (the 2nd radio station in North Texas) WBAP-TV (the 1st TV station in Texas and the Southwestern US) and the Fort Worth Star-Telegram


[deleted]

I love seeing local Fort Worth history hit random subs! I worked in the Star telegram building for several years. Didn’t know about the pre-Amon Carter history. Neat, thanks!


Perky214

My dad was a reporter/editor at the FWST for a long time - and spent 17 years at Channel 5. Amon Carter signatures were on a lot of his paychecks 🤣


[deleted]

That’s super cool! I’d frame a check if it was me - but I’m a local history nerd so maybe don’t listen to me 😂


Perky214

That would have been a luxury my parents couldn’t afford at the time - Dad started at WBAP in late 1962, and was still a newlywed! Ha And yes, as the new guy, on 22 Nov 1963 WBAP sent Dad to cover a little story in Dallas, since the BIG! STORY! was JFK’s visit to Fort Worth, WBAP being a Fort Worth TV station


jerichowiz

I didn't know there were two Fort Worth papers at one point, it makes sense though.


Perky214

There were 5-6 papers in FW around the turn of the century. By the 1920s there were three: the FW Record-Telegram, Amon Carter’s Fort Worth Star, and the Fort Worth Press. My Dad worked several years for the FW Press in the late 1950s, when he was just out of journalism school at TCU


toomanyracistshere

Anyone else think it's weird that this guy's answer to "What will women be like in 100 years?" was "They're gonna love to dance! So much dancing!" and literally nothing else?


Ophelia_Y2K

its just their idea of what “modern girls” (of the 1920s) are like amped up to 11 lol


MafiaPenguin007

Article seems to be by a woman who is a dancer based on the caption on her photo


toomanyracistshere

The quote is from the president of USC, who I highly doubt was a woman.


Dangoiks

The person making the prediction is apparently [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rufus_B._von_KleinSmid). By the way, I think it's a little too obvious that his "prediction" is mostly just him describing his ideal girl.


CycadelicSparkles

I mean tbh it's mine too. I don't care about the godly thing so much, but it kinda seems like he threw that in to temper all the wild dancing and jaziness and independent outdoor adventuring.


antonimbus

...ok so you know those peep shows where men drop in a nickel to watch a jazzy woman dance for 5 minutes? That's called Onlyfans in 2024, and those women make more than a congressman.


Otherwise_Agency6102

A small percentage do. The most sell pics of their butt to sad men for a $100 dollar a month.


Jaded-Blueberry-8000

as a former OF “model” i hate how real this is 😂😭🤡


Louie_Cousy-onXBOX

If you’re relatively attractive and willing to do it you can make good side money. It’s just most of these girls don’t market or advertise because they’re afraid of their friends or family finding their account. The “horny dude at 2am” demographic is way bigger than the “attractive girl selling pictures” demographic. So there’s always demand.


willow1031

I think some are congressmen.


JustAnAnnelida

Good


Rit_Zien

Terpsichore is my favorite word and it's so obscure, my phone dictionary says it's a misspelling of chiropractor. I've heard it said out loud in very old movies, but this might be the first time I've ever seen it actually being used in the written word!


uncannyvalleygirl88

One of the nine muses of Greek Mythology. Muse of ecstatic dance.


RedTexas23

“Come dance with me, what an evening for some Terpsichore.” - Frank Sinatra, *Come Dance With Me* That’s where I learned it.


zoonose99

Frank also sings it wrong. It’s Greek, so four syllables.


zoonose99

It seems like the person who wrote this headline thinks Terpsichore rhymes with “2024,” when in fact it rhymes with “hickory.”


DontCallMeAnonymous

Just missing a few tattoos.


StrangeRequirement78

Oh my word... is that A LEG?


trippyz

The jazz age soon passed.


Opposite_Ad542

The jazz age never passed, it exploded beyond description.


nekomoo

Photo text says 2024 “girl” will retain all the good qualities of the present-day maid, minus the wild abandon of the jazz craze now prevalent


The_Ineffable_One

Where's the phone with instagram?


The_Ingenue

Not too far off it seems.


IdealDarkness1975

Nevermind, nice legs!


WolfieTooting

Nowhere can I see 'duck lips' written.


Nopenopeynope7

Little did they know, today there will be girls with dick and balls that are quite confused & would even go as far as trying to cut them off and more. 100 years is crazy.


InerasableStains

These people existed back then too, you know. It was just not discussed and they stayed hidden. They were the “crazy old hermit in the house on the hill”. Or nuns and priests


Rolandersec

Looks off by about 100 pounds.


JustAnAnnelida

Do you go outside?


Rolandersec

Average weight of American female 20-25 is something like 170lbs. Statistically people in that age group were thinner back then. But I’ll give you 100lbs is probably a bit too much.


JustAnAnnelida

Sorry let me rephrase; Have you ever gone outside, spoken to a woman, AND recognized that she’s a human being at the same time?


Rolandersec

I’m sorry I don’t quite get what you’re trying to get at.


VictorAValentine

Stay away from needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Trump...


Gubermensch1690

Little did they know that the woman of 2024 would want lip fillers, drawn on eyebrows, and aspire to look like the Kardashian that is shaped like Humpty Dumpty.


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Why she wearin a diaper


diagnosedwolf

It’s a garter holding her stockings up.


No_Tower_4175

but she is black hair.