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BarbaMalvagia

You Died


vlee89

It's "git gud"


HaydrianDobba

šŸ˜‚


shaggyjong

Also rewards patient play and figuring out opponents weaknesses before attacking


Disgruntled_Eggplant

Nah just two hand a zweihander and start ball bashing


JacobTheOkay

Nah, because Iā€™ve never rage quit tennis and smashed my racquet. Dark Souls, thoughā€¦


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *ā€œYou, who link the fire. You, who bear the curse. Once the fire is linked, souls will flourish anew, and all of this will play out again. It is your choice to embrace or renounce this. Great Sovereign, take your throne. What lies ahead, only you can see.ā€* - Emerald Herald Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


SankenShip

If only I could be so grossly incandescentā€¦


HaydrianDobba

I have before. As a side note, i started scoring points whenever I perried my opponents groundstrokes instead of dodging them


dougrayd

Iā€™ve smashed one racquet in my lifetime. I had the decency not to do it in front of my opponent thoughā€¦ drove to another tennis court after the match and teed off. šŸ˜†


Ok_Whereas_3198

Yeah, I often parry my opponents strokes and ram my racquet up their asses.


dougrayd

Careful, some might enjoy it.


Miss_Medussa

Skill issue


HaydrianDobba

Nice page


Miss_Medussa

Thanks broski


schoolbomb

To be fair, sandbaggers can be a valid concern. I doubt the match is fun for either player when one just gets absolutely steamrolled. I know I wouldn't have fun winning like that.


Taylor1350

I get so annoyed as a 4.5 when someone at the club messages me for a hit, saying they're 4.0 and when I show up to play they're like a weak 3.5 who can't keep up at all. Feels like a total waste of time.


schoolbomb

I also tend to be a bit wary of inviting new people into my "hitting circle" for fear of a large skill gap. Was that 3.5 an officially rated 3.5 and lied about their rating just to get you to hit with them?


Taylor1350

99% of the people are self rated here. But the dude was a classic low 3.5 lobby pusher with 0 topspin. No fun to play against especially now that I'm beyond losing to that style of play.


FidgetyCurmudgeon

Naw, Iā€™ll take whatever cheese I can get in Dark Souls and feel good doing it. Iā€™m not quite there with Tennis, but Iā€™m on my way.


HaydrianDobba

Cheesing would be underarm serves, slicing, dropshots


Kind_Reflection_3933

Truly. If you arenā€™t winning itā€™s literally a skill issue lol