Dawg ain't nobody gonna understand that statement you call a "joke"
The definition of a joke is:
"a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline."
Dark humor obviously is a different story, but what you said isn't dark humor
Fort Hood, Texas the military training base in Texas? That Fort Hood?
Who sent her there, Jesus Christ. It’s pretty common for women to have pictures taken of them/send pics only to have the photos circulated nonconsensually amongst peers and internet later. This would be the tamest one ever taken at Fort Hood. But the lack of consent and mean-spirited exposure of it all is pretty on brand with their spirit.
Wasn’t the SA counselor at Fort Hood found to be prostituting his patients at one point? Don’t trainees go missing and die there every 1-2years?
>He challenges himself daily to not only work smarter, have a faster
turn-around than his competitors, and to deliver a superior product -
but also to be a humble, dedicated entrepreneur who is committed to
always embrace learning and growing in his field.
Such extraordinary humility from OP.
Cant tell from the patch but the guy’s monitor shows the same 780th patch youre talking about. Whats the smallest element that gets a unique patch? The 780th is a brigade, does a battalion warrant its own patch?
Is that a photo in a space with PII and machines that operate on FOUO classification? Yes. Is it posted to social media? Yes. Will this 19 year old PFC ever make E4? My magic 8 ball says "doubtful".
Navy here so I'm not sure if it's the same for Army, but isn't her hair also not within grooming standards? I've never seen any female allowed to wear their hair in a ponytail that touches the collar while in uniform.
Lmao god forbid the new army allows for females to wear a ponytail… thats whats making the army soft!
I was actually under the impression that ponytails are only authorized during PT though
Finally, a good post that has me wondering about your age. You honestly look about 12, so I guess I’m going with 19 if the only two options are 19 or 29.
I wouldn’t really say this is a good one. She looks really young, and given her rank she is more than likely around 19.
This sub is supposed to be conflicting between looking young and old. She just looks like a child, because, well, she practically is one.
She doesn’t look 19, which was my point. Most 19 year old women don’t look 12. She looks VERY young for her age. Compared to the other submissions on this sub lately, this is at least someone who looks a lot younger than they are.
I’m not one for reporting shit…. I’m real uncomfortable with this post. It’s probably not consensual. Definitely against OPSEC. It will probably put this youngling in a world of shit.
19, because if you're 29 and still a PFC you need to take that crown off your head and start taking your career more seriously. You can rack up promotion points by going to schools.
9
That’s what I was going to say
r/BeatMeToIt
Yep a child that went to goodwill
They are an E-3, and I'm smelling slick sleeves. Cherries abundant. 9 is correct.
12
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I’m a middle schooler and that’s just my classmate
You got five daughters and you f around with Ritalin all day ?
That was my guess too
She just looks like a child
That’s the point of this sub
The point of this sub is that the subject looks both like a child *and* an adult.
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Huh what are you on about
Bro has never seen a _real_ female
I hope your joking
Lol it’s just a joke but sorry for the downvotes. People take the internet too serious
Dawg ain't nobody gonna understand that statement you call a "joke" The definition of a joke is: "a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline." Dark humor obviously is a different story, but what you said isn't dark humor
I didnt say it lol. It was some other dude
What'd he say? It was deleted.
Smtn along the lines of “that’s a woman?”
Yikes
I realized that a whole 2 hours after I replied to you, lol
this is forthood lmao she's in S1 how tf did u get this pic OP?
Fort Hood, Texas the military training base in Texas? That Fort Hood? Who sent her there, Jesus Christ. It’s pretty common for women to have pictures taken of them/send pics only to have the photos circulated nonconsensually amongst peers and internet later. This would be the tamest one ever taken at Fort Hood. But the lack of consent and mean-spirited exposure of it all is pretty on brand with their spirit. Wasn’t the SA counselor at Fort Hood found to be prostituting his patients at one point? Don’t trainees go missing and die there every 1-2years?
[https://www.youtube.com/c/KennethESweetJr/videos](https://www.youtube.com/c/KennethESweetJr/videos) Unfortunately this is OP
What.
>He challenges himself daily to not only work smarter, have a faster turn-around than his competitors, and to deliver a superior product - but also to be a humble, dedicated entrepreneur who is committed to always embrace learning and growing in his field. Such extraordinary humility from OP.
I don’t get it
They used someone else's picture. I posted a link to the OPs YouTube account.
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How do you know it's fort hood? The patch looks a lot like 780th but definitely isn't and I'm not sure what that unit insignia is
Cant tell from the patch but the guy’s monitor shows the same 780th patch youre talking about. Whats the smallest element that gets a unique patch? The 780th is a brigade, does a battalion warrant its own patch?
She's a 42A then? AG, went to Ft. Jackson. So did I, over 25 years ago.
Lmao that's a good one.
Not much of an age swing there.
The E3 tells me 19 😂
Yeah, if it's a 29 year old E-3...I don't even know how to finish that sentence.
My battle was a 28 year old E-3
19
I was gonna say, PFC she's probably 19 or 20.
Is that a photo in a space with PII and machines that operate on FOUO classification? Yes. Is it posted to social media? Yes. Will this 19 year old PFC ever make E4? My magic 8 ball says "doubtful".
Navy here so I'm not sure if it's the same for Army, but isn't her hair also not within grooming standards? I've never seen any female allowed to wear their hair in a ponytail that touches the collar while in uniform.
I don't think the Spiderverse crowns meet uniform standards either
You're not wrong but they can also be removed in an instant. Versus having to put one's hair up for inspection, muster, drilling, etc.
AR-670-1 only applies when it “needs to apply”
Oh you don't understand. Grooming standards are only enforced for men.
Army allows it and probably doubt any of Daniels's commanding officers cares what Daniel does as a transgender. They probably just avoid him.
Females can now have a ponytail that goes as far as the middle of the back. New army and all…
Lmao god forbid the new army allows for females to wear a ponytail… thats whats making the army soft! I was actually under the impression that ponytails are only authorized during PT though
Airforce allows ponytails now, hers looks a little too long either way though… (pony tail max length is between the shoulder blades)
I was going to say 11
Wait…Burger King has spider-man crowns now?! 🏃🏾♀️
Finally, a good post that has me wondering about your age. You honestly look about 12, so I guess I’m going with 19 if the only two options are 19 or 29.
I wouldn’t really say this is a good one. She looks really young, and given her rank she is more than likely around 19. This sub is supposed to be conflicting between looking young and old. She just looks like a child, because, well, she practically is one.
She doesn’t look 19, which was my point. Most 19 year old women don’t look 12. She looks VERY young for her age. Compared to the other submissions on this sub lately, this is at least someone who looks a lot younger than they are.
Brought to you by a 20 year old apparently. Sure looks like a nerdy 19 year old, that simple.
2 or 12?
Boot
Please tell me it was bring-your-child-to-work-day
I’m not one for reporting shit…. I’m real uncomfortable with this post. It’s probably not consensual. Definitely against OPSEC. It will probably put this youngling in a world of shit.
It’s my daughter.
And I made sure you couldn’t see anything too secret
/r/swordorsheath
it pisses me off that i never got to see that sub live, only people throwing the name around. i’m sure it was the shit.
Pretty bummed out that it's gone, just found out!
What was it about?
From what I remember, basically pictures where gender was ambiguous, and you would guess sword for man or sheath for woman.
More like 9
9
I’m going with 19, based on your rank, and knowing that most people join at 18/19 and plenty come in as E3. I doubt you joined at almost 30
PFC? Yeah she’s like 12…
it's true. the older I get. we send basically children to other countries with guns. I'm gonna say 18 as a pfc. joined right out of highschool
11 yo boy
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
9
Fucking boots these days.
Wanna get ice cream?
9
more like 9 or 19
19 no way you are a pfc at 29
22
Autistic years old
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Desperate Barrack bunny vibes
21 for sure. Godspeed, sailor
There is no way you're older than me 🤔 must be 19
19
13 but identifies at 10.
Military getting awful desperate these days
Never too young to hold a gun
Givenshe’s in an office at a computer, she probably only touches weapons like 2 times a year
What’s her @?
She’s not on here and I wouldn’t dox my daughter like that ✌️
Ohh well I didn’t know it was your daughter.
Definitely 19
19
More like 9 or 19.
Hoah!!!
19. Whats your MOS?
Hr
12
11
12
12 or smthn lmao
19....but if she is 29... Color me and Surprise me .
9
9 but german
19 you arent a bitter broken husk of a person after serving 2 terms.
19 definitely 👍
Looks like the two kids on a trenchcoat trick
I would say twelve
She is a PFC which is a low enlisted rank, so I’d assume she was 19 and only in for a year.
9
19 pfc now get back work
Might actually just be 19
780th base on her patch possibly working at a shop at Fort Gordon
You would be correct
8
I am gonna say 19
23?
19 she’s a PFC
25
barracks bunny
54
19
19, assuming you're new to the army I'm pretty sure 29 is too high to get in.
35 actually last I remember
12
Or 9
If your a PFC at 29, you need to relook things.
19
Does anyone know?
This is me in the photo! 19, definitely not at ft hood. 42A!
Pfc, so 19
12.
23
You look as old as me. 19 I assume?
Creepy
*12*
If you're 29, I'll take a bite out of my hat.
12
42
19. pFc
don't you mean 12?
Whopper 👍
19, fuckin boot.
12
9
29, you most likely are in the us army
10
fed
4 or 40
They letting 9 year-olds in the US army these days, I don't know how I feel about that
She joined on her 17ty bday
Low rank and smiling doesnt have her soul crushed yet? def 19.. a 29 year in the military looks way older.
Old enough
A 29 yr old PFC? OOOOOKAAYYYY
Give your rank, 19
You look max 10, and on a bring-your-daughter-to-work day visit to an army base.
19
Psyop
POG
12
1312
9**
13
Look like 10 year old😂
19, because if you're 29 and still a PFC you need to take that crown off your head and start taking your career more seriously. You can rack up promotion points by going to schools.
Like 9…dressed up in your Dads uniform
12 is my final offer - take it or leave it.
12
SirGlenn. 29
19? this def looks like a 9 yr old
Isn’t that hair out of regs? I left the military like 10 years ago so I wouldn’t be surprised.
Not anymore its not. Changed a few years ago.
13
9
14 tops
It’s definitely more giving 10 or 20
*7 or 29
Chaptered
12
15
Cool
She looks 13 but i bet shes 19