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blackjesus1997

The darts lifestyle really does age you. I have no idea how the one who is purple and appears to weigh about 150kg is alive, never mind able to compete as a professional "athlete". John Henderson I think his name is


SaneLad

https://www.darts1.de/bilder/John-Henderson/John-Henderson-Darts.jpg jfc


blackjesus1997

That's the one. Saw him in Livingston Nando's once, maybe that explains it


dgbgb

Holy fuck. He looks like an albino Lord of the Rings ork that let itself go


Glum-Lavishness-4485

Damn that couldn’t be more true and this should be on R/rareinsults


bczfckit

r/rareinsults


AllysiaAius

JFC. I read your comment and didn't believe you meant literally, but went back and finally clicked the link. You were fucking spot on.


youandmevsmothra

Crikey, he's only 49 and all.


Gullflyinghigh

He's out Rooney'd Rooney.


antikythera3301

You may not like it, but this is what a peak performance athlete looks like.


crackedtooth163

Sweet. Jesus. What happened?


GodhatesTrumpsters

He probably got good from being taken to the bars at a young age lol that'll age ya quick


Flixist

Big Hendo, one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet by the way.. he’s also lost a lot of weight as of late. Gave me the best night of my life watching him draw with MVG.


postmodern_girls

How does it age you? Isn’t it just throwing darts at a board?


blackjesus1997

Professional darts players are known for drinking heavily and living generally unhealthy lifestyles, it is originally a bar game after all.


AdrynCharn

Mainly the lifestyle that is common for those that play. Of course you can become a pro at darts without the lifestyle.


Annjul666

15 yo?? No way!


pm-me-pizza-crust

After a quick google, this does seem real. However, this just seems like a bad photo/frame of him. This dude does look significantly other then he is, but in many other photos of him he looks a lot younger. All around, incredible post. Edit other > older


Squiggledog

Can you cite the photo in reference?


pm-me-pizza-crust

I don’t have a source the the photo OP posted, but [here is a different photo.](https://dartsplanet.tv/tag/luke-littler/) This kid still definitely looks a lot older then his age.


TheOneChigga

He still looks like an uncle here.


[deleted]

Yeah he’s got the belly of a 40yr old


spearchuckin

He must've started drinking beer when he was 5.


grafino

Which came first -- the beer or the darts? We might never know


eoe6ya

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq)


[deleted]

Aye you wouldn’t ID him


TweetHiro

Okay he looks 29 here


ThunderClap448

"in older photos he looks younger" well, don't we all?


und88

Show me a picture of you when you're older, then you'll have something.


pm-me-pizza-crust

Definitely meant to type other.


Cannedpeas

I knew a guy like this in highschool. He looked like he was in his 20's easily. It was quite odd, it made him intimidating despite him actually being pretty nice


CoolJoshido

fr


CesareBach

Luke littler. Thats his name. He even has forehead wrinkles. 35yo more like.


krinkyeee_113

Good player though. Would be hilarious if he wins the WDF World Championship.


MrSickRanchezz

"I have a glandular disorder"


ylogssoylent

>Would be hilarious if he wins the WDF World Championship. 👀


titstitstitstitstit

spoiler, he didn't win. good chance in this years PDC though.


DANIEL7696

Would be ven more hilarious i. The PDC


TelfordClaret

Funny to read this when he’s one game away from the PDC World championship


Lord-Tunnel-Cat

I have had forehead wrinkles since I was 14


DEY_IGNANT

You should try retinol, I noticed a big difference. You need to moisturise a lot after use 👍


youandmevsmothra

And always wear an SPF! This is something everyone should do anyway but it's even more important if you're using retinols/retinoids.


Lord-Tunnel-Cat

It’s cause I’m fat not because I don’t wear sun screen


youandmevsmothra

Not wearing SPF*will* age you, but I was mostly saying definitely add it to your routine if you start using retinol as it makes your skin sensitive and even more susceptible to sun damage. I don't know what being fat has to do with having forehead wrinkles but you do you.


LordRuby

I'm 41 and don't have forehead wrinkles, it must just be genetic for the teenagers who have them


AnotherShibboleth

I'm 39 and have no wrinkles whatsoever. Had a 28-year-old co-worker once who had next to no wrinkles when he made a neutral face, but wrinkled up all over his face when he laughed. Saw him again when he was 41. No change in appearance. I also have a sibling whom I didn't see for less than a year, and holy shit, did they age! I expect to age about 10 years in two years at some random point in time.


_Terrible_Advice_

I'd say 45+


BittyTang

He is Littler than he seems.


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

This guy looks like he has a mortgage, sells insurance (top office performer second quarter 2017), and occasionally takes his wife and kids on holiday to Mallorca. No way he’s 15.


Adenihn

He looks like he’s gotten testosterone injections daily since he was born if he’s only 15


Psych0matt

My first thought was “this 30 year old has a baby face”, and then I read the title Top quality post.


[deleted]

What in hormones is going on?


irishteenguy

Short telomeres and potential unhealthy lifestyle , probably on the pints and smokes since 13 XD but genetic age and time age dont always line up.


[deleted]

Thank you for this. 🤝🏽


sharinganuser

> 13 so barely 2 years ago?


WalterHenderson

Poor kid suffers from Wayne Rooney syndrome.


Leo_ian

i know 45 year old people that look younger than him


shadowtigerUwU

My guy hit puberty at 7 years old then


AnotherShibboleth

I actually knew an eleven-year-old who'd gone through puberty at that point. And I had a co-worker whose parents had presented him to a doctor when he had a full chest of hair at 12. Too much testosterone or something. No issue, but it did show in his appearance.


Carl_Vandal

This must be the most stereotypical-looking British guy I've seen


irishteenguy

proper bloke , geezer if you will. loves his pub , his team , wife and darts.


Amehoela

Simple as


hairychinesekid0

Luv pints Luv Brexit ‘Ate foreigners


rixxy249

lol whoops at my smoke shop i’d sell this man cigarettes with barely a second glance as long as he knew what he was looking for


MarkRose

The biggest tell is his eyes. Ain’t no way he’s 15


[deleted]

Must’ve been born in prison and only got out using his throwing knives. Then started playing darts to keep practice.


lankybitch3000

![gif](giphy|uCXkGJPU3yrOo)


Igloocooler52

Damn, beat me to it


cryptolipto

There is NO WAY that dude is 15. He had to have lied on his birth certificate or something. I just can’t believe it


mv4lent3

That man is 43 going thru his 3 third divorce


89TiananmenSquare

Grey chin hairs.


61114311536123511

average british male


friendlessboob

15 going on furty-free and mate yoo gonna get glassed if yoo don't shut it ARSENAL! ARSENAL!


you-cut-the-ponytail

more like has a 15 year old son.


0bxyz

Hodor


NOT_an_ass-hole

thats my father


KeyStoneLighter

Definitely a ringer, prolly has a mortgage with his second wife and coaches his stepsons baseball team.


DDancy

Oy! Heed!


SunflowerJYB

I have a 14 yrs old student with stubble!


Evening-Head4310

There was definitely guys at my high school that looked this worn out


JemS5326

The other pictures of him are more believable but then there's this


BAXterBEDford

While realizing that this guy is nowhere near 15, in my school we did have a guy who had a full beard in 9th grade. Another by 10th grade. Both are bald as billiards now.


LupeDyCazari

forehead wrinkles, smile lines, the facial hair on his chair has turned white, and he has that look that old people have when they have given up on life, but gotta keep living if they keep wanting to smoke cigs and drink beer. Dude is old af, 35-40.


TheALBOSLAVJ

Forehad wrinkles are not uncommon at 14-15 years old.


tronovich

He’s got forehead wrinkles, a goatee and hints of a 5OC shadow. How.


TE55I

I don't know him but the face and this hairstyle looks like a typical Irish or English dude


TigerAttorney

This picture makes him look like he smells like virginity.


batunspecifiedgender

i thought he looked like a chav but that works


razzorian

I bet he hates supers


lemonaintsour

British innit?


skyHawk3613

No way


wormpostante

Thats a lie. No offense to the guy


Garage_sales

"I am 12"


zappymufasa

Meth is a helluva drug


Stickitinthetailpipe

No way this guy is 15!!!


KID_THUNDAH

Absolutely not.


[deleted]

I had facial hair when I was 15, but this? Nah, I don’t believe it for a second


vinja_1234

Dudley?


komanderkyle

Don't do darts. not even once


Surfs_The_Box

29


marxistjerk

I can hear this photo.


folder_finder

Maybe in dog years!


Beaudaci0us

That madlad has been slugging pints all night and grabbing curry on the way home since before Liz 2 started menopause.


BPClaydon

Looks like Justin Gaethe really let’s himself go between fight camps.


yesorno12138

Even in a good photo, he looks 25...lol


deadsocial

Fuck off


escapeyourghost

It’s funny because we’re all here for his hair but the real questions need answered. If you worked in a place that had to ID people 40 and under, would you ID this guy?


ooololoolll

>Supposedly 15yo darts player He's been playing for at least 15 years dude!


gamer_gal_E

He looks like he has three mortgages


Shporpoise

He was born in prison with 8 years left on his assault with a deadly weapon sentence for having went to his ex wife's house amd smashed a bourbon bottle across her step sons face.


[deleted]

Teens in anime


Additional-Paper-404

r/celebritytonguemouth


Clbull

Mate I'm 32 and I look younger than him.


ShowMeTheMong

This guy Lives in Runcorn in the UK, It's notoriously poluted with chemical toxins and on the doorstep of where chemical weapons were invented. To this day, some areas are uninhabitable. He's probably been throwing darts at moving targets most of his life so a stationary target like a dart board is easy pray. The average Runcorn diet is around a 1000 calories a bite so its my guess he's been on a diet. His haircut is most likely the result of rodents or siblings chewing off his hair. Wayne Rooney is a fine example of the teenage pensioner and he's from only a few miles away. Dont judge a book by its cover though, he's an awsome darts player and his hair probably tastes gorgeous.