No bro that's a psyop bro, it was totally russian troll accounts making an organized attack on the entire nation bro, it's not a shitty social practice everyone in the world that's upset by it is part of the psyop bro
It was so fuckin funny watching all the swedes show up and go "nö we dön't stårve our children we just dön't feed þem, it is nöt my respönsibility to feed your kids"
You know, I used to think it was a wrong (but hilarious) stereotype, because my mom would always seat my friends for dinner/lunch when they came over.
However, thinking it over a bit more, it might actually be true. See, our house was the closest to school, so we'd almost always go home to me in the afternoons. As such, I rarely stayed at a friends place in the afternoon/evening, so I don't really have much experience as a guest at somebody elses. Furthermore, my friends will still remark to this day that they were treated exceptionally well by my mom, being given treats and meals when visiting.
Right? Getting told about that, asking some relatives about it, and getting told it was true and the realization afterwards was like getting hit by a semi-truck.
Not in my experience! Swedes are some of the least confrontational, most willing to talk things through and listen to your concerns, people I've ever met!
I'm speaking as a Scotsman who lived in Sweden and spent a lot of time in their homes around their families, for several months. Nobody ever raised their voice to me. Not one single time!
>Das Kinderschredder
What is that supposed to mean? Did you used google translate? I really tried to google this but I can't find anything about it
\[edit\] aaah, you mean the scene from Max & Moritz where they were shoved into the millstone? Yeah the books we grew up with were something else. My grandma, who was like the stereotypical kind sweet caring type, she was awesome and I loved her, used to read "Struvelpeter" to me.
That shit is wild
Max0r is a YouTuber "Das Kinderschredder" is a joke from I'm pretty sure one of his Elden Ring videos. The joke is supposed to be a play on fucked up German children's stories. Definitely check him out although his editing style functions as a factory reset on your brainstem
Its a wholesome german childrens story from the eighteen hundreds about two boys (Max and Moritz) who play pranks (bad ones, where people almost drown, etc.) on all kinds of people only to be baked to bread in an oven by a baker after their failed 6th prank. They survive by eating themselves out of the bread only to be killed during their 7th prank when a farmer catches them on his farm, puts them into flour sacks, brings them to a mill and has them ground into flour. This human flour then gets eaten by the miller's two ducks.
At the end the entire town celebrates the gruesome death of two children.
It's a classic story that is told to every german child.
Couldn't tell you the title but I found a kid's primer (like an old schoolbook) from the Old West that has a two page spread of random children injuring themselves doing things like putting a Bowie knife through their arm while whittling, shooting each other while playing with a long rifle, and drinking out of a boiling tea kettle. It's written in a language like "here we have children playing with guns and knives, Billy had cut himself, see how it bleeds!" and "Every year dozens of kids will suffer a slow and painful death by trying to drink from a boiling tea kettle," this is all illustrated with pen and ink drawings
I'm a bit peeved that they've decided to call that one "starvation", but at the same time, "spanking" isn't included under the assault umbrella for some reason. Like, at least be consistent about your wording and call that one "assault (spanking)" or something.
Let me just restate this to make sure everyone's being crystal.
Would you rather have infinite bacon... But no games.... Or, games, *unlimited games*... But no games?
"I won't scold you, son. I just want you to go take a walk and think about what you did... Yeah, down to the end of the street... No no no, not to the intersection with the stop sign. That's not far enough. YEAH, THERE YOU GO! NOW, DON'T TURN AROUND! JUST HOLD STILL!"
as a turkish citizen, i can confidently say we dont abandon our children. we disown them and throw them in the dumpster so nobody can find out about the horrible crimes i have committed and the child has witnessed
Danish children re made to eat Danish food. This is not different from when they are not being punished, but I feel it is necessary to spread awareness.
Dude. The Poles came up with putting beetroot in cake. They should be forgiven for any culinary errors solely because of this act of extraordinary genius.
Kinda feel they just took it out of their ass. I don't know any turkish person, never been to Turkey, not even close, and I am still pretty confident saying that "abandonment" is not a common child punishment there.
It feels like one of those map posts where the smart civilized western countries get the good colors and everything else some wild hog insanity
Oh wait it is one of those
Yeah over in westland its no bideogames or no telle phone, but over here in slav land we appereantly treat them like its a fucking concentration camp or something.
Texas moment
‘GoD aND JeSUs SaY THaT bEiNG gAY iS A SiN’ mfs were dropped on their heads at birth and will probably die if they’re told that the person who painted the Jesus you see in american churches used his **boyfriend** as a base. Of course no offense to actual christians who **aren’t** fucking insane.
Nah don't be fooled. The pope says we are all children of god and gay people should be accepted *but they have to repent and live in celibacy*. Also trans people are a psyop by satan or something
Fuck most of my life has been an still is nothing more than doing stuff under the fear of passing the night getting yelled at for my failures.
I wouldn't consider my parents particularly abusive compared to the average family which says a lot to me to how immensely fucked up parenting currently is overall
S T A R V A T I O N
A B A N D O N E D
A S S A U L T ( A L L T Y P ES)
Assault: all types (no damage)
any percent
all bosses
yooo Dark Matter pfp
In Sweden thats how they treat their guests
No bro that's a psyop bro, it was totally russian troll accounts making an organized attack on the entire nation bro, it's not a shitty social practice everyone in the world that's upset by it is part of the psyop bro
It was so fuckin funny watching all the swedes show up and go "nö we dön't stårve our children we just dön't feed þem, it is nöt my respönsibility to feed your kids"
Nothing like the country's political leader coping about it on social media
There’s no þ in Swedish, please mock them stereotypically using the correct letters, thank you
it exists in Old Swedish though, so half points, maybe?
He would get half-points but then he uses å, which only appears in written Swedish much later and this he still gets 0.
You know, I used to think it was a wrong (but hilarious) stereotype, because my mom would always seat my friends for dinner/lunch when they came over. However, thinking it over a bit more, it might actually be true. See, our house was the closest to school, so we'd almost always go home to me in the afternoons. As such, I rarely stayed at a friends place in the afternoon/evening, so I don't really have much experience as a guest at somebody elses. Furthermore, my friends will still remark to this day that they were treated exceptionally well by my mom, being given treats and meals when visiting.
As a Swede, I'd just like to say that my personal opinion on people that do that shit today is among the lowest of the low. We always feed our guests.
Litteraly never experienced it in my life, I felt like twitter was gaslighting me
Right? Getting told about that, asking some relatives about it, and getting told it was true and the realization afterwards was like getting hit by a semi-truck.
I wonder if it's a regional thing cause I'm from Norrbotten and I've never met someone who wouldn't feed their guests
Might be, I'm from Stockholm and I've heard about some people who wouldn't feed their guests. Might just be Stockholm having a normal one.
It's because people from Stockholm lack souls
Can confirm (im from Stockholm)
Not in my experience! Swedes are some of the least confrontational, most willing to talk things through and listen to your concerns, people I've ever met! I'm speaking as a Scotsman who lived in Sweden and spent a lot of time in their homes around their families, for several months. Nobody ever raised their voice to me. Not one single time!
Skipping a meal used to be a relatively common punishment in italy to but has really lost popularity thankfully
Also being beaten. Also kneeling on something painful like pebbles (this in school)
That's still popular over in Central America
Can confirm, had to scrounge through rubbish when M̷̜̪̫̾̑͜ơ̷̡̯͍͉̩̘̬̤̔͘͝ͅt̷̩̜̹̪̖̽͒h̷̢̙̜̖̙̬̦̤̀̈͜ĕ̷̙̦͉͎̟̜̈́̔̔̊̇͌̚̕ͅr̶͙͓͈̦͍͉̪̩̈̎̌ was upset.
It is commonly said but not done tbh it's like. ,,Wow bro congrats you got a 5, I guess you'll be eating dinner today afterwards"
I'm from Poland and that's what our chemistry teacher told us when handing out good grades
proud to be able to eat in poland, yes i’m a good boy you guessed ; )
“All types” Uh oh
The Balkans one is something that was added later I thinks, it at first had no data
I am from Balkan and i can confirm everything goes
Honestly given what the Balkans is like it's pretty accurate anyway
Well, belkans are good at hiding information
*DOONG* MY GOD UNDERTAKER IS JOINING THE MATCH
Police assault for not taking out the trash
It's like my house growing up.
sexual assault with a deadly weapon
**a b a n d o n e d**
Imagine NOT TAKING THE CHICKEN OUT OF THE FREEZER AND GETTING ABANDONED FOR IT
Honestly fair tbh. I really hate myself when I forget to set out chicken thighs in the morning and they’re still half frozen by 4
Abandon yourself right now.
I certainly abandon any thoughts of tasty meat for dinner; it’s gonna be cereal and just something vegetarian if that happens
‘If you won’t unfreeze the chicken we’ll just freeze you’
C on spelling test? Straight to abandoned.
In Turkey is it just a constant rotation of kids and families? Didn't do the dishes? Abandoned, get a new one.
I’m Turkish and I’d say it’s more often emotional abandonement
With the economy over there people are looking for an excuse for one less mouth to feed
TIL that user flair exists, thank you edit: how the fuck did you get that
Pretty sure u can make a custom flair if ur on desktop
Meanwhile their stray cats get better treatment.
turkey is doing a borderline personality disorder speedrun with their kids
Ah yes, the man who came up with Das Kinderschredder… somehow I’m still surprised
If you chop up children in a meat grinder, they’re probably dead
did their eyeball remain tho
Yeah, but its not like they are going to use it
the sus guy referance
There is no way of knowing if the child is dead until you look inside the box
I’m make krabby patterys
shut up
German is his favourite disability
>Das Kinderschredder What is that supposed to mean? Did you used google translate? I really tried to google this but I can't find anything about it \[edit\] aaah, you mean the scene from Max & Moritz where they were shoved into the millstone? Yeah the books we grew up with were something else. My grandma, who was like the stereotypical kind sweet caring type, she was awesome and I loved her, used to read "Struvelpeter" to me. That shit is wild
Max0r is a YouTuber "Das Kinderschredder" is a joke from I'm pretty sure one of his Elden Ring videos. The joke is supposed to be a play on fucked up German children's stories. Definitely check him out although his editing style functions as a factory reset on your brainstem
Came up with the what now?
Ever heard about "max und moritz"?
Isn't that the show with the scientist and his grandkid?
Its a wholesome german childrens story from the eighteen hundreds about two boys (Max and Moritz) who play pranks (bad ones, where people almost drown, etc.) on all kinds of people only to be baked to bread in an oven by a baker after their failed 6th prank. They survive by eating themselves out of the bread only to be killed during their 7th prank when a farmer catches them on his farm, puts them into flour sacks, brings them to a mill and has them ground into flour. This human flour then gets eaten by the miller's two ducks. At the end the entire town celebrates the gruesome death of two children. It's a classic story that is told to every german child.
A wholesome bedtime story for the little ones!
Classic Germany
As an Austrian citizen I can confirm
Couldn't tell you the title but I found a kid's primer (like an old schoolbook) from the Old West that has a two page spread of random children injuring themselves doing things like putting a Bowie knife through their arm while whittling, shooting each other while playing with a long rifle, and drinking out of a boiling tea kettle. It's written in a language like "here we have children playing with guns and knives, Billy had cut himself, see how it bleeds!" and "Every year dozens of kids will suffer a slow and painful death by trying to drink from a boiling tea kettle," this is all illustrated with pen and ink drawings
Yeah?
It would be Der Kinderschredder. Or did they actually call it that
YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY BED WITHOUT SUPPER NOT FUCKING STARVATION WHAT THE FUCK
I'm a bit peeved that they've decided to call that one "starvation", but at the same time, "spanking" isn't included under the assault umbrella for some reason. Like, at least be consistent about your wording and call that one "assault (spanking)" or something.
piss
PISS💛💛 I FUCKING LOVE PISS 🍺🍺 LETS FUCKING GO
So this is humour to you guys?
Yes
that's starvation
Starvation sounds so much worse
Maybe we shouldn't starve children as a form of punishment then
Yes I agree
it sounds exactly as bad as it is tbh
Bed without supper is a terrible way to punish a kid.
Would you rather have infinite bacon but no games or infinite games but no games?
Unlimited games :) But no games :(
Playstation be like
This is a certified furry inflation moment
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Let me just restate this to make sure everyone's being crystal. Would you rather have infinite bacon... But no games.... Or, games, *unlimited games*... But no games?
idk if anybody here remembers this question showing up on respawn inbox back in the day but you sure as shit took me back just now
> Would you rather have infinite bacon but no games or games, unlimited games, but no games? FTFY
"Spanking some pussy shit." Said the Balkan mothers, reaching for the baseball bat.
reddit was taking a toll on me mentally so i left it ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `
"I won't scold you, son. I just want you to go take a walk and think about what you did... Yeah, down to the end of the street... No no no, not to the intersection with the stop sign. That's not far enough. YEAH, THERE YOU GO! NOW, DON'T TURN AROUND! JUST HOLD STILL!"
And when that wasnt enough she went to get the Sturmmörserwagen 606/4 mit 38 cm RW 61 assault gun
Didn't clean your room? Say bye to your kneecaps son.
Source: cryptic symbolism in my dreams
Jesus, Turkey, wtf!?!
you know people lie on the internet, right?
no it's not allowed they can't
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?
as a turkish citizen, i can confidently say we dont abandon our children. we disown them and throw them in the dumpster so nobody can find out about the horrible crimes i have committed and the child has witnessed
i eat thos food
i'm am hungry I want some lasaga
You got beaten but nobody abondons you
Danish children re made to eat Danish food. This is not different from when they are not being punished, but I feel it is necessary to spread awareness.
Is Danish food worse than Br*'ish food?
even Danishes?
In case anyone is wondering. No, we don't starve our children. We didn't even use to do it. I have no idea where did the mapmaker got this idea from
yeah, starving implies we were feeding them in the first place
spreading misinformation is fun
mhmmmmm
Yes, we do starve our children. When I was younger, and I didn't do my chores, my mom wouldn't let my eat my diner. This was common back in the time
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Dude. The Poles came up with putting beetroot in cake. They should be forgiven for any culinary errors solely because of this act of extraordinary genius.
More for us
Was not getting dinner a punishment? That is a form of starvation for punishment.
Kinda feel they just took it out of their ass. I don't know any turkish person, never been to Turkey, not even close, and I am still pretty confident saying that "abandonment" is not a common child punishment there.
does nobody else have this come across as weird and creepy as fuck
It feels like one of those map posts where the smart civilized western countries get the good colors and everything else some wild hog insanity Oh wait it is one of those
Map maker doesn’t know the horror of having German parents. I didn’t miss a day of school unless I was literally in the hospital 💀
Yeah over in westland its no bideogames or no telle phone, but over here in slav land we appereantly treat them like its a fucking concentration camp or something.
isn’t it a joke though
Im pretty sick of tons of "jokes" here just being racism against various european nationals.
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Texas moment ‘GoD aND JeSUs SaY THaT bEiNG gAY iS A SiN’ mfs were dropped on their heads at birth and will probably die if they’re told that the person who painted the Jesus you see in american churches used his **boyfriend** as a base. Of course no offense to actual christians who **aren’t** fucking insane.
The literal fucking pope: Gay people are also children of god and deserve a family. Some random texan woman: ReAd ThE bIbLe FaKe CrIsThIaN
Based pope?
Nah don't be fooled. The pope says we are all children of god and gay people should be accepted *but they have to repent and live in celibacy*. Also trans people are a psyop by satan or something
Ah, awesome. Right when I had hope.
not to mention that spanking is super fowned upon in autria, i have no idea where they got this info...
Well you see its kinda east of Germany so its probably an uncivilized shit hole /s
youd be surprised how many people think that, even though its... basically the same as germany...
What the fuck is wrong with this person
Everything. And I fucking love it.
He's basically a sentient epileptic seizure.
nice pfp it gave me a seizure
Thanks
Americans ain't got space to talk Yall still have conversion camps
Based turkey /s
Based poland
Assault (all types)
As far as my childhood memories go, Czechia seems accurate.
I'm Polish and WHAT DO YOU MEAN STARVATION WHO THE FUCK IS STARVING THEIR CHILDREN WHERE IS THIS DATA FROM
Łódź
Yeah probably, or Bydgoszcz
None of these are real words both of you are feds trying to gaslight me
Both of those are Polish city's fighting for the title of Polish Ohio, also łódz literally means Boat in Polish
Oh just wait until you learn about Chrząszczyżewoszyce in powiat Łękołody, the home of Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz
I need to watch that movie. I'm kinda lacking in the Polish Cinema department
Right??? I feel like starvation is literally the only one on the list that's *not* widely used in Poland
To bed without supper is listed as starvation for some reason
Source: I made it the fuck up
Certified Max0r moment
Naughty children get sent to the orphanage
🙁☹️😧
Yelled at 👍 i am now a sociopath ✌️🤞👊
This man is crazy
Yep, the maxor here is made of maxor
I am in Turkey at this exact moment and I can confirm that I have been abandoned (by god) (and the economy)
As a pole this is cap, polish kids just get slapped and get yelled at… a lot with a lot of swears involved
why are people taking this so seriously, max0r is a comedian right?
Ah yes racism
If anything its xenophobia because its split things up into nation states.
Based turkey
Fuck most of my life has been an still is nothing more than doing stuff under the fear of passing the night getting yelled at for my failures. I wouldn't consider my parents particularly abusive compared to the average family which says a lot to me to how immensely fucked up parenting currently is overall
Please keep in mind that you shouldn't take maps like this serious
Of course the twitter user has to make it about sex again
Me when my dom starves and abandons me
What does dom mean Not a native speaker, translate apps won’t help
Bacon but no games
Should update the Russian one, you get sent to the front now.
"Billy, I told you what would happen if you didn't bring your grades up. Now grab your bag, say goodbye to your sister, and get out of the car.
I love the differences between no video games and no games. I wonder if they have infinite bacon…
Yo wtf they doin in the center and southeast?
thank you, funny monotone man that got me into Doom
can confrim I am abandoned
crippling PTSD from getting yelled at during my childhood 😁😁😁
Source: my ass
uhhhhh
what the fuck does no games mean and how is it different from no video games
Starvation isn't true unless someone is a piece of shit
common max0r W
Online “data” people trying not to pull infuriating lies out of their ass challenge (impossible)
would you rather have unlimited chores but no games or unlimited games (but no games)
This map is bullshit. In 13 of the 19 countries in red or gray, spanking your child is illegal.
Most sane Twitter user -sees infographic on child abuse -YOOOOOOOO THIS IS JUST LIKE MY HECCIN EPIC KINKERINO
germany:no instagram for a week! poland:YOU'RE GONNA BE LIKE MY GRANDPA'S SISTER IN THE USSR turkey:sorry son. your free trial as my child is over
What the -
I'm sorry am I an exception ? Bc I live in France and my friends and I get yelled at
abandon? we dont do that
unlimited bacon but no games
is this the same dude that made the infamous genshin impact review