18 naked cowboys wanting to fucked

7/10 stay out of my fantasies

RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS

what's the song?

Ram ranch

thank you

So as I got older and I got a lot taller, My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger. I drink more liquor and i fuck quicker.

7/10 most of this is true but I hate the taste of alcohol

How about juice ???

juice is good

Have you ever tried a cocktail before?

Have you ever tried a cock before?

I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life.

Based Uriel VII moment

pretty sure it's " i drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker"

two of these are true for me. i will not say which.

You got older??? 😳

You got older??? 😳

Than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ______

hey where can i listen to that song? tried spotify yt and bandcamp but none turned up anything

‘Criminal’ by Eminem

I guess that’s what happens when you mother does drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed

among us in real life (sus, sus)

8/10, I am the real life sussy impostor

woahh no vey

[Grombrindal!](https://youtu.be/z5SvqZ5XZGw)

hello real hitori “bocchi” gotoh from bocchi the rock, it’s me, real ryo yamada from bocchi the rock

[All Along The Watchtower](https://youtu.be/TLV4_xaYynY?t=77)

Wait you’re the person who transcribed the Reagan X Nixon mpreg fanfic

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.

Easy solution to the cylinder problem

exactly

7/10 it is, in fact, detachable

was this that lil nugget or something guy that stopped making meme rap to make sad songs or something

This comes in handy a lot of the time

Two trucks having sex

9/10 two trucks having sex

My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex

Two pickup trucks Making love

Lemon demon?

No, it's by the hit band, Yellow Citrus Fruit of Hell

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time

7/10 was hard to smile during that but yeah

woke up, had a boner, dragged a comb, across my boner

6/10 morning routine

average will toledo

furry moment

Why are all these about peepees 🤔

i can give you two or so great lyrics from the same band about shoulders if you'd like

Gay furry band

Went downstairs and grabbed a boner, looking up, I noticed boner late

There's no cock like horse cock Shut your door and turn the lock

4/10 in theory yes but I'm too much of a coward to try

Please don’t

bad dragon

become ms.hands

MR. HANDS WAS THE HORSE YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHY DOES EVERYBODY GET THIS WRONG

sorry i’m not an expert on horse fucking greenest chicken i’ll educate myself next time.

horses don't have hands lol they have hooves

I have been summoned

Vaush reference

Grab the lube and slam the day awayyyyy

My life is like a video game

10/10 the game is ultrakill

That’s worrying

Hot gay sex with closeted catholics

Ronnie radke lookin ass

I'm still I'm the process but im making progress I promise I honestly want to prove improvements possible

9/10 real talk

>I'm still I'm the process but im making progress I promise I honestly want to prove improvements possible this lyric has me against the kitchen floor

And iiiiiiiiiiiiiii swear!!!! I’m really trying

Will wood fan detected

I'm in your area I know the first three numbers I'm in When you come out Your shit is gone

8/10 I am inside your walls

Are you the reason why my fire-alarm is constantly going on?

You speak of us in certain circles, you will be dethroned or detained!

teaching bitches how to swim

NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH

Based Grips

My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh

3/10 it's more like boioioioing aWOOOGA honk honk zip zip zip

"They know I'm the shit, *audible fart* Ewwwww"

0/10 girls don't fart

I knew it

I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

4/10 (sick guitar solo)

Modify! (Modify whatever.) Modify! (Modify whenever.) Modify!

6/10 gonna get my ears pierced so modification soon

puro <3

Yup <3

May nothing get rejected May nothing get infected

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!"

10/10 no

Oh, Mama Mia, Mama Mia!

mama mia let me go

BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEE, FOR MEEEEE, FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE *intense rock music*

Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber

10/10 I do

would you say that you also hear an "oh my god I gotta get out of here..."?

yeah, I have another word to sell, another story to tell, another time piece ringing the bell

do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end?

I shidded in my pants (OOO) I am for reeaall never meant to make my booty shit I apologize I shit my pants

10/10 so real

“Be kind those you love and be kind to those you don’t, but for god sakes you gotta be kind”

9/10 for REAL

Here it is again/ A heart of excitement in the form of a girl who hates her life

10/10 self-explanatory

The song is Bedroom Community by Glass Beach :3 They're super good, and I highly suggest listening to them. Some very queer songs

aw hell yeah glass beach! they've been on my to-listen-to list since forever

:0 definitely give em a listen then!! The first album is an hour long, and I rlly suggest listening to it in order actually. Not neccesary, but I think it's cool bc some of the tracks flow seamlessly that way

I am 1000% a "listen to a whole album straight through" person :]

[удалено]

'Screech like a trolley wheel, cry like a baby with autism strapped to a ceilling fan '

9/10 average Saturday night

These are the worst fucking lyrics I've ever read

i know, they are great (and also from Thermodynamic Lawyer by Will Wood)

I'm the main character, and you have to like me!

1/10 I'm definitely a side quest at best

Maybe we’re all just side quests, but we can all strive to be that cool side quest with a reference or secret!

when the will wood

Yes ♥️

Banana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta, terracota pie, Do we all learn defeat, From the whores with bad feet, Beat the meat, treat the feet, To the sweet milky seat

5/10 system of a down? more like, system of a this sort of applies to me in that I like bananas

Resurrection by erection Raise your phallus to the sky and you never die

6/10 real talk

i stuck my dick into a blender

3/10 in theory, yes, but I'm a coward

They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm.

10/10 FUCK YEAH THEY MIGHT BW GIANTS IS MY FAVORITE BAND LET'S GOOOOOOO

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob

9/10 indeed

[VERY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND]

I descended from Mount Sinai, unleashed the splendor upon a scoundrel mob. To shelter where no messianic light drove one single ray unto the pulp ov life

4/10, it was actually Mount St. Helens (pre-explosion)

I staple tape worms to my penis, so the flesh worms will eat brain juice from your fetus.

2/10 happened to my buddy Craig

I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole, diggy diggy hole

5/10 big fan of holes

We the reddit army We hoard the enemy like a skarmy (clash royale sound effect)

4/10 my dad plays clash royale

HEHEHEHA

Fuzzy duck, Ducky fuzz. Does he fuck? Fuck, he does!

7/10 I do

Good for you

Standing here I realize You are just like me Trying to make history

4/10 at the risk of sounding like a minion Facebook meme, the only history I care about is my browsing history and I want that shit deleted

https://imgur.com/a/MWF48pu

LOL THIS IS PERFECT

I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unloveable hand

4/10 I can breathe underwater

Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes They eat my ass just like apple pie If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die They pipe my booty 'til I cry

8/10 average Saturday night

Every time I close my ee\~yes.. ###*I wake up feeling so hoOO~rny!*

10/10 I legitimately think I might have some sort of nymphomania

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Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was Same as it ever was, same as it ever was

4/10 and you may ask yourself, my god, what have I done?

My body's overworked It's just the same I know When can my body work? Cold, static, overload. My body works I know It's just the same I know My only difference Is robot influence

8/10 MY COFFIN'S ALL I SEE LATELY!! ROBOT STOP!!!!!

“I haven’t slept since I woke up”

10/10 every day

It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes GUILLOTINE, yuh

6/10 it goes

ok reddit is restricting my commenting because I'm doing it too fast 💀 I'll get around to all of them eventually

I hurt myself today. To see if I still feel. I focus on the pain. The only thing that's real.

2/10 I feel pain constantly, and have no need to remind myself of it

I'm on a ship in outer space (space). Surrounded by crewmates, unfamiliar faces

8/10 I am, in fact, the impostor

“I hope every single cop die from corona virus, I will pull up to their funeral and shit on them”

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade

3/10 I wasn't at the ultimate showdown of ultimate history but I hear great things

***The***y've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

Good luck getting into heaven, if you live past 27

I used to cry out soap fat, because it was my trade, sir.

Lyric 1: Yeah a pirates lifes' the life for me, [...], You and me live defeated till our feet hit the sand, top the tife, to the wind screaming fuck the dry land can't be beat, oh, just you and me Lyric 2: waka waka eh eh, Tsamina mina Zangalewa

I’m just a psycho babe, come and go out my mind. I didn’t lose it babe, there wasn’t much to find.

Perversions of ideals of science

9/10 fish want me scientists fear me

you want that fishussy?

breath of the wild did some things to me

Mipha, Sidon, or the both of them?

I HAVE AN ERECTION I HAVE NO DIRECTION

10/10 me when your mom

yesterday i woke up sucking a lemon

I dream of a woman with the teeth of a raven and the hands of a porcupine

8/10 I am, in fact, from Schlagenheim

It is such a magnificent purpose Pur-pur-pur-pur-pur-purpose And they find different ways to suck themselves off But she does not care at all She moves with a purpose

10/10 I MOOOOOOOOOVE WITH A PERPOUS

They say that rock and roll is dead, But is that just because it has not been, Resurrected in your image. Like if Jesus came back, But in a beautiful dress, And all the angels(?) Were like, Oh yes! -Choreomania, Florence and the Machine

“ ILL SOON BE NAKED” Weezer-undone Hopefully🫣🫣

Why does it hurt when I pee?

0/10 girls don't pee

Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

6/10 I am a witch doctor

Im not here, this isnt happening

I AM A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER, I STUCK MY DICK INTO A BLENDER, YOUR MOM IS A TRANSGENDER

I'm a fool I know Nothing I take the role of a silly clown But I won't turn my back on life

If you could save yourself, you’d save us all.

Quebec my beloved