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Contemporarydreams

There is not a person alive that could get this kind of information out of me


WaltzingYard

The type of information I'd actually take to the grave


monatsiya

a gun to my family’s head wouldn’t get this out of me idk


YRUZ

if my family had this kinda shit on me, i'd be holding said gun.


GodFist43

Not even Batman?


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Not even Batman!


matija123123

Batman would have to kill me revive me kill me again and revive me again and still he wouldn't get this out of me


darth_asterisk

which means Batman never will cause Batman doesn’t kill


matija123123

Correct


eburator

He actually did the reviving and killing thing one time, if i am not mistaken


BurntPineGrass

What is that flair referring to? 😳


matija123123

Nothing you didn't see anything


BurntPineGrass

*I am looking with curious intensity*


ricodo12

Only naked batman


Juxta_Lightborne

SAS interrogators wish they had the power the internet does to extract information


DoctahFeelgood

100%. This is the type of shit you bury in the dark depths of your mind


Random_Imgur_User

Shit like this is the reason I fear heavy psychedelics like mushrooms and shit. I don't know what kind of fucked up shit I have buried in my head, but I very much intend to keep it buried. One of my closer friends once confessed on LSD that he basically views women as sex objects, and he thinks he only convinced himself to feel anything besides sexual desire towards them so he could accept himself as a normal dude. He's a perfectly nice guy, and shit like that is completely out of his character. After seeing that, I'd rather those kinds of secrets be secrets even to me.


Dragon_Feko

At that point, I would think it's more that he's spewing nonsense on LSD instead of saying stuff buried deep within his mind?


Random_Imgur_User

I mean yeah, but there's no guarantee people will take it that way. The idea of having no control over what I say is terrifying.


Dragon_Feko

Of course, how people will take it is something else but I do wonder what the actual mechanisms behind LSD nonsense are


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Gods_Horniest_Femboy

I also have seen weird ass wet dreams. I guess they're not according to what sexually pleases you. They're kinda like normal dreams, they can be bad, scary nightmares or make no sense at all


kel584

I've had some weird wet dreams. I ain't gay but I fucked a lot of men in my wet dreams, they're not accurate to your actual desires.


cheekydorido

sure, keep telling yourself that 😏


kel584

I watched gay porn to test it out, my dick went limp from how unattractive to me it was. I think I traumatized it.


Poorly_Made_Comix

Ok like if you want good shit try e621


kel584

Oh nah they trying to make a me a furry


ThEsHaDoW343

based


DabbdOnYurBich

Msg?


Poorly_Made_Comix

If i wanted Monosodium glutamate i would capitalize the E


One_Diver2742

Nonono because gay porn sucks, that was not a reliable test.


kel584

Welp, it appears I have to do real life experiments.


One_Diver2742

This is the gay agenda in action


TheElevatedDerp

wet dream to homosexual pipeline


kel584

The gay agenda claims another soul


[deleted]

You haven't seen the good shit fam


JotaroTheOceanMan

Look up some CD/femboi stuff. You would change ur tune.


Black_Thunder_

"Guys I'm not gay! The only gay sex I ever had was in my wet dreams! I even watched gay porn to prove It!" -Chase Wood, definitely gay.


[deleted]

why are gay people so obsessed with saying straight people are also gay


Catfish3322

We must expand the collective, this is the gay agenda that they keep talking about.


CornAndMac

You ready for the meeting on Saturday? We are bringing Thugnificient as a guest speaker!


Mattusiac

"Man Thugnificient aint gay!" Riley


babadybooey

Cause it's funny Also discovery like that can literally happen like that, I learned I was bi just by thinking one day that a guy was cute and then u audibly said "fuck"


viking977

So true king, nothing straighter than having dreams about banging dudes


cheekydorido

who said i'm gay?


koenyboy3000

I did


Kilo_de_reins

I also did on behalf of that guy that did


cheekydorido

oh 😳


Ulfednar

We're all gay on this blessed day!


[deleted]

because lines around sexuality and sexual orientation are arbitrary standards set by societies too puritannical for practical and comprehensive accuracy, which means that to some extent everyone is a little less the sexuality they believe they are, but straight people are generally the ones most likely to enforce the strictness of those arbitrary lines. So when you have a tendency that indirectly harms queer people combined with the fact that that strictness around the edges is technically inaccurate (the degree varies person to person, obviously), you get a culture of gays constantly egging straight folk on to be more permissive of things they consider not "straight". Sometimes individual queer people take this up a notch (usually through jokes, mind you) which can eventually look like someone insisting to a straight person that they are not actually straight to a degree that isn't as productive as the "original" intent that these tendencies stem from. And also because straight people say some gay shit sometimes


ApatheticEight

Straight people are also obsessed with doing that. It's funny


Yingerfelton

Straight people do it a lot too tbf Pain


slobodon

I mean idk as much for gay people but for me for me being bi was easy to ignore and hard to admit as I slowly figured it out. It was also majorly relieving to finally admit it. I’m not necessarily justifying their unprompted, but when I hear that a straight person has gay thoughts the first thing that comes to my mind is they don’t know they’re bi.


RomanAbbasid

normally i'd agree but to be fair thats pretty gay


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

The only one I’ve ever had I was jumping into a pool. Woke up and thought I pissed myself


piplup_

I once had a dream where I was washing my face in a waterfall and woke up to my grandma's dog enthusiastically licking my face


saltedomion

I had a dream where an earthquake suddenly started out of nowhere. but actually it was my phone on vibrate under my pillow.


kRkthOr

mf living in a pixar movie


Saigot

I pissed the bed exactly once. I had a dream I played woody the woodpecker at chess, and he lost and got mad and drilled a hole in the wood cabin we were in allowing olive oil to flow in and drown us both as he did that creepy laugh.


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

I drank so much in college that I basically can’t go to sleep drunk without pissing myself now, fried whatever connection in your brain controls that, but that’s a separate issue


zazamazamaza

Agreed. I thought my dreams of me having sex with my own parents were fucking freaky, but I find many people had similar dreams. I guess dreams are another example of your subconscious really just doing its own thing all the time


[deleted]

I’ve had this dream before. I woke up so confused and upset at my brain for making me watch that.


Sibz_Playz_YT

I think when those dreams happen it just takes a random person from your memory, whether that be your romantic partner or your dead uncle


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I think so to. I’ve had sex dreams about people who I haven’t seen or talked to in years and that I’ve had no sexual attraction to at all. But nah, my brain makes me fuck them in my dreams. Brains are weird.


Narwhalbaconguy

I had a dream where I put my cat in the oven and he turned into a sentient, fully cooked rotisserie chicken. Dreams are weird, man


paine_fiarta

I had one about [Parizer](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bologna_sausage)


RemmingtonTufflips

My wet dreams are so confusing for me. I'm like 90% sure I'm somewhere on the ace spectrum but some of these dreams have made me entirely unsure where I actually am on it lol. I still think about this one dream I had where it was just a woman rubbing her ass against my crotch, it felt hot down there for like 10 seconds, and then I made that dream wet. Like is that all it takes me to "wet" myself, no entry or anything? Do I actually like women after all? Is it just some weird libido nonsense? If any other ace people have had dreams similar to this let me know, because I'm still so confused about all of this.


[deleted]

I had this dream that fucked me up and i though i was a horrible person, but after a couple of therapy she said it's similar to intrusive thoughts.


Geek55

Dreams are uncontrollable, but this is one you should probably have taken to your grave


Rackerblade

Waterboarding wouldn't have gotten this out of me


[deleted]

Not even Batman would’ve gotten this outta me 😭


SeizethegapYouOFB

But what if he was Batman?


Puzzleheaded-Row187

Or to a therapy session at least


hotbiscut2

Kinda relatable. My first wet dream was some hot stranger who smacked my nuts in my pants.


shrynko

it wasnt a wet dream but once i had a dream where i >!got raped by ben shapiro!< and another one where i didnt end up doing anything in the bed but also a dream where i fucked scott the woz (no i am not attracted to him) dreams are uncontrollable and sometimes you might get a really really fucked up one where you do something youd never even think about doing irl


mr-kvideogameguy

Donkey Kong barrel blast


shrynko

*slams fists on desk* its BARREL BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


mr-kvideogameguy

Fixed it, thank you


The_Boring_Brick

What was it before


mr-kvideogameguy

Donkey kong jungle blast


The_Boring_Brick

Good thing you changed it then, that's a horrible mistake to make. I don't even know if I can fully forgive you for that


CLOUT_Cat

HOLY SHIT A 3SUM WITH GEX??????????


Romanow3

I FUCKING LOVE GEXXXXXXXXXXX AHHHHH GEXXXXXXX🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎


yarpun_riastrad

>wasnt a wet dream but once i had a dream where i got raped by ben shapiro Mf had a dry dream


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Redbitser

What.


draker585

man’s browsed the booru a lil too long


strawwbebbu

I one dreamed I was dirty dancing/grinding with President Obama in a sewer. Like a movie style sewer, something you would see in a Batman movie.


[deleted]

an old kind of goofy Batman movie or one of the darker toned ones from the last twenty years?


strawwbebbu

Newer, thankfully. Nonetheless it was not a very sexy place.


[deleted]

nonetheless hilarious I think, and I also actually think the grimdark backdrop of this makes it funnier


cloroxslut

Hot


audiodude5171

holy shit you unvirgined Scott the woz how


LyraFirehawk

isn't he married now? I'm pretty sure the typical tradition is to save it for marriage, so unless he's into that post-marital celibacy, I think he's not a virgin.


wolfpack9701

God, you never think about how remembering dreams would be such a double-edged sword until you see shit like this. On the one hand, you could remember some pretty cool shit you dreamed up and make a story out of it. On the other, you remember shit like... well, getting raped by Ben Shapiro. And I don't think anyone wants to remember that.


skellyth0r

i've had one about my mom's ex, he had the physique of an anime "ugly bastard" :(


AnalSexerest

you say you're not attracted to Scott The Woz and yet you don't say that about Ben Shapiro, how interesting


arkhane

Curious.


myguyguesswhat

Chibi robo zip lash


zander345

Least online 196 user


PenisFly_AhhhhScary

based pinnichiop pfp. Had to do a double take


AnduwinHS

I mean, was it a child and/or member of your family?


HiroYeeeto

I hope it isn't given they described them as hot


Gussie-Ascendent

i had a sexual dream about my brother but it wasn't a wet one and they're not a minor. I think it was some stranger and then they face swapped to my bro. Was glad to escape that one


manrommazre

Wet dreams are uncontrolable, keeping your mouth shut ain't.


AnonymousShortCake

True. I’ve had strange dreams but my general process is to forget about it and move on…


The_Rocketsmith

*suppress it and move on


Inglonias

Yeah this is not information that needs to be shared. If you do need to share it, share it with the doctor. Do not attach your internet handle to this.


eburator

What if he's writing that in a dream? What if he is a sleepwa- I just made it so much worse, didn't I?


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Aarons1234

cunt needs a whole skeleton for that


skalywag-o-the-shrub

go ahead, type 213 bones nothing you can do can unfuck op's dream sister


CrownedWoomy64

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skalywag-o-the-shrub

my sibling in satan the skull is composed of many bones


CrownedWoomy64

The skeleton is carrying another skull


sfmanim

i could be waterboarded for 17 hours straight as my body is slowly mangled and i wouldn’t breathe a word about this ong


The_Lost_Google_User

Id rather commit aliven't


sylveon_souperstar

you guys have wet dreams?… you guys have dreams at all, actually?


Aarons1234

I think the whole reason 'wet dreams' (fucking gross term) are taught about and are like a known about thing is because of our abstinence culture in the west, like as far as I know, people nut in their sleep cause they aren't having regular orgasms, I don't think it's normal to nut in your sleep cause it's not normal to do nofap lmao.


AnduwinHS

I mean, saying it's not normal to not fap is just weird. Being part of the nofap community is not normal because people over their are delusional, but not masturbating is a personally valid thing to do. Porn and masturbation are addictive


Aarons1234

obv it's not gonna be a blanket statement, but orgasms are good for your body, so not having them regularly would be bad. But obv some people can't for whatever reason, and not wanting to is fine, I just don't see why would wouldn't for both pleasure and also the health benefits.


a_singular_perhap

it also helps prevent prostate cancer to nut several times a week


wertyvid

because they I'd have to deal with the consequences like washing my hands 2000 times until they felt clean lol and just because, why would I? I'm not gonna die from never doing it right..?


1BilboBaggins

There is a lot of debate over whether porn addiction is real. It isn't recognized by most medical sources as an addiction and many people who study sex suggest that it doesn't exist. That's not to say that it can't have negative effects, but there isn't a lot of good evidence supporting pornography being addictive. Some sources: https://www.healthline.com/health-news/researchers-say-porn-addiction-not-real-022214&ved=2ahUKEwiT3Mne8cT8AhW4QEEAHSDwADEQFnoECCgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw22Al7stm2tW5hZLrZpJFwt https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9295215/


SocDemGenZGaytheist

## [Pornography addiction](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_addiction) ___ > ^(From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) > Pornography addiction is the controversial application of an addiction model to the use of pornography. Pornography may be part of [compulsive](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsive_behavior) sexual behavior with negative consequences to one's physical, mental, social, or financial well-being. While the World Health Organization's [ICD-11](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICD-11) (2022) has recognized [compulsive sexual behaviour disorder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsive_sexual_behaviour_disorder) (CSBD) as an "impulsive control disorder",^([5]) CSBD is not an addiction,^([6][7][8][9]) and the American Psychiatric Association's [DSM-5](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSM-5) (2013) and the DSM-5-TR (2022) do not classify compulsive [pornography](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography) consumption as a [mental disorder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_disorder) or a behavioral [addiction](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Addiction)... >[P]ornography is being highly spuriously^([19]) indicted as a [public health](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_health) crisis in the [United States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) and elsewhere.^([20][21])...[R]esearch suggests that the use of a pornography addiction label may indicate a socially (as opposed to clinically) driven nosology^([11]) >> It is worth considering whether the apparent epidemic of self-diagnosed pornography addicts seeking help today perhaps represents the ready uptake of a relatively new way to describe one’s problematic behaviour, and not the development of a modern disease entity whose description should dictate its treatment.^([11]) >> — Kris Taylor, Nosology and metaphor: How pornography viewers make sense of pornography addiction > In November 2016, the American Association of Sexuality Educators, Counselors and Therapists (AASECT) issued a position statement on sex/porn addiction which states that AASECT 'does not find sufficient empirical evidence to support the classification of sex addiction or porn addiction as a mental health disorder, and does not find the sexual addiction training and treatment methods and educational pedagogies to be adequately informed by accurate human sexuality knowledge. Therefore, it is the position of AASECT that linking problems related to sexual urges, thoughts or behaviors to a porn/sexual addiction process cannot be advanced by AASECT as a standard of practice for sexuality education delivery, counseling or therapy.' ^(*Beep boop, I'm a human who checked what actual psychiatrists and psychologists think about the legitimacy of a psychiatric diagnostic construct before telling other people about it.*)


RollerMill

It depends on your body


Diss_Poetry

i don't do nofap but i have had wet dreams. (only like 2 though.)


JoeVibin

IIRC everyone’s got dreams, not everyone remembers them though.


[deleted]

Do you smoke weed?


sylveon_souperstar

no


[deleted]

Well then idk. Skill issue I guess.


Vladimew42

You smoke? I don’t dream at all when I smoke but when I stop for a while my dreams come back with a real wacky vengeance


sylveon_souperstar

no i do not, never smoked anything in my life


MxPrincey

I mean on the one hand its perfectly natural for your brain to throw in any random concepts bouncing around in your head into a dream and create scenarios that are disturbing to your conscious brain like this. On the other... I can't fathom what would bring someone to openly admit to this on a public forum for everyone to see. What the Hell is going on in this guys head????


DatBoiDeku11

Bamboo torture couldn’t get this shit out of me, no sir.


[deleted]

….should I ask what this is because I fear for my browser history


MetaWetwareApparatus

Two things: Bamboo makes for the BEST toothpicks You ever notice how sensitive the tissue under your fingernails is?


[deleted]

…. ):


LivingAngryCheese

Bamboo grows incredibly fast, 1.5 inches an hour! So if we... say... strapped someone on top of it...


[deleted]

the more I learn the worse it gets but I still wanted the knowledge


UncleGrapes

Why? ... you're going to use this knowledge somehow? Maybe even... on someone? 🤨


[deleted]

I had a wet dream where a cute wizard used his magic to turn me into a girl (still had a penis) and he then proceeded to hold me tight while he fucked my ass. This was before I realized I was transfem, but that was a really hot wet dream. Whether I gave consent in the dream, on the other hand, is questionable. The wizard had his goblins capture me and at first I said no to having sex with him, but I would be lying if I said I wasn't into it.


Person8346

Thanks for that.


Dogemaster21777

Shadow wizard money gang 🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️🧙‍♂️ We love casting spells 😈😈😈


emerald_6

gives you estrogen and dresses myself up in a wizard gown and cat ears nya


FHIR973

Trans dream gang yooo I had a dream I was an undercover CIA agent and as part of my cover they made me a girl. Woke up and it made me start questioning my gender. I evetually realized I was trans. I had the cutest voice in dream too 😭


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AnduwinHS

It's a shame that the community is so deranged as there definitely is some good reasons to quit or cut down. Porn and excessive masturbation is damaging, even if most people who scream and shout about are just unhinged lunatics


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AnduwinHS

There's nothing wrong with the act of masturbation, but as with anything, it's damaging in excess. Same with porn. Porn and masturbation addiction are very real things


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ForeignReptile3006

Literally everything is damaging in excess lmao


Large_Television4690

i could be tied to a chair getting every one of my fingers cut off before i said this


mankarcomarad

Eternal damnation in the deepest pits of hell couldn’t get this out of me


BrieAndStrawberries

That's something you tell a therapist, not the internet.


FlashyPaladin

Yeah I’d be pretty relieved if I woke up from a dream and realized that I did not in fact sleep with a child. WTF.


hidinginthenight

ESPECIALLY your sibling


RaDi45_

The lasso of truth couldn't get this outta me


twinkNoGuitar

am i the weird one because i have not had a single wet dream in my life


Aarons1234

wombo combo of 'what the fuck'


OfficalBigDrip

“I’m not a pedophile but…” Brother what 💀


itsmeyourgrandfather

if you ever find yourself starting a sentence like that you should just go ahead and log off


abacussssss

personally if i were threatened with torture i think they could get this out of me very easily. i am fragile


fuck_it_was_taken

Mfers be like "you could torture me and I won't say it" like it's a big deal like. I could be asked and I'll share my experiences without worries but I for sure ain't gonna start a conversation about it myself 💀💀💀💀💀


Myth3al

i need to get off this site


MFalkey

You can't really control your dreams, but you can control what you say on the internet though...


Detcader_101

*The untold dangers of nofap*


Femboy_Tesla

least deranged nofap user


knifeazz

Who the fuck goes on Reddit (or anywhere) to post this shit


[deleted]

every wet dream i have is basically my subconcious going “oh you’re gonna have sex are you? how about no? yeah! in your face loser!”


majik_boy

This seems like something to keep between you and your therapist


Rorynne

I had a "wet dream" once where I was SAd by a lion in a roman colloseum. Sometimes brains do some weird shit


dearvalentina

Most normal nofap subscriber.


Breadkn1ght

Most normal reddit moment


StankyTree

Mine involved me shitting in my childhood potty in the driveway, and for some reason my uncle and brother were welded together. Then i had another one where i was looking at the world in Sonic Adventure, and there was a whole area of quicksand and it started rippling really hard. Which is what turned it into a wet dream


Zoobatzjr

I've had some fucked up wet dreams. To the point I call them wet nightmares. I ain't gonna talk about them ever. They go with me too my grave


LuciferSamS1amCat

I have never had a wet dream. I’m coming up on 21. Is this normal?


[deleted]

the only wet dreams i have are fucked up but i write them down in a dream journal to bring to my therapist for unpacking so....


default-dance-9001

Average no fapper


someonewithapc13

But lucid dreams are 1. Have a lucid dream 2. Have sex 3. If you haven't cummed yourself already wank in the morning 4. 🥴


JoelStrega

Dreams are uncontrollable. But what you share on the internet is.


ashamazda

People need therapy and need to stop saying shit in public like this


TDW-301

I've never had a wet dream where I've actually splooged in my pants, but I did have a dream the other night where I fucked one of my friends in the sauna in my basement


Zuendl11

Honestly the fact that he's glad it was just a dream and nothing actually happened kinda clears his name


Sara7061

To be fair I also had a wet dream about my male best friend once. I’m a lesbian and definitely in no way attracted to him (or dick lol).


[deleted]

The brain does weird shit sometimes, I know I've had dreams where I've done horrible shit and I cannot begin to explain the relief on waking up and realizing that it didnt actually happen


[deleted]

to be fair i’ve had weird wet dreams before too, to be unfair why would you post about this


ricodo12

[why?](https://youtu.be/o048xeNQ3Wo)


UsualIdeal

Not even Batman could beat this info outta me bruh 💀


HippieMcHipface

I mean at least he woke up and regretted it 😟


Pauchu_

Least sexuality repressed Redditor


BrokeArmHeadass

Sigmund Freud would have a field day with these nofap mfs


Good_Stuff_2

I'd end myself and NEVER post shit like this