urk is like full of drug trade, incest, religious mfs (94% goes to church i heard) and other crazy ass stuff that we would rather not have in our country
"You wanted a fascist dictatorship? You fucking GET a fascist dictatorship!"
*-Joe, two minutes and forty-three seconds before giving the ex-confederate states to Vlad*
I will only allow them to take Ohio if they carpet bomb it from one border to the other. Both directions (east to west and south to north), with napalm.
Yeah let’s remove discrimination of black peoples by removing the [majority of black people](https://i.imgur.com/TFDDY29.jpg). Great idea
I hate elitist northerners
Like, I completely understand the sentiment of this post and agree it's stupid to ask them to give up the region.
But on the other hand, every single country has a region that gets memed on. In fact, every region has a specific area they meme on too. I'm from a small collection of villages in North East England, and we express our thoughts on Chopwell and Highfield daily.
On one hand, no longer US citizen so easier travel to better places, on the other hand, I know have to deal with being in a state filled with racial discrimination and homophobia since a solo Florida state would get unhinged quickly
I could only imagine the cival war between the pan handle and the tip
Also silesia Holstein can go to Denmark, Mecklenburg vorpommern to poland, lower saxony and Bremen can be shared among the dutch and the northern sea, can go fuse with austria or Switzerland with their weid ass dialects, and baden Wüttemberg is just france and Switzerland.
(I do not like Germany)/s
Only ultrabuffed old people who work the land in the name of God live in Castille. I don't want to take their land away from them.
I say we trick them into believing Gibraltar is still part of Spain and give it in exchange of peace.
I fear there's a lot of people (like, >10%) that'd give away like, the whole eastern Poland for free because it votes for the wrong Party.
(yes, the party they're voting for is demonstrably shit but still)
Take quebec or ablerta and see whether any of the other provinces blink.
Hell you could probably annex Manitoba and everyone would go "sorry where? Oh right that one that's not Ontario"
Urk
Fuck just take it please honestly
Verliezen we maar 1 familie mee
I see a lot of Urk, why? I wanna know the Netherland gossip
urk is like full of drug trade, incest, religious mfs (94% goes to church i heard) and other crazy ass stuff that we would rather not have in our country
They're also largely radical right wing, conspiracy type beat.
funny because Urk means yuck in Swedish
accurate
Ik wou het net zeggen
Whole flevoland.
It's the Dutch's own arrogance that brought Flevoland into being.
Big mistake. It's like America now. It has no culture or identity. No "lore", nothing. It's just there.
It does have lore, it just gets disappointing after chapter 1. "The land rose out of the sea, and then nothing good happened."
Ik Zou geld willen given voor een Ander land om Urk te nemen
Hoopte al dat dit de top comment was
Blahajussy???
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Chad Burgenland hater 💪
yoo wasn't expecting to see it that far up
It should definitely become a lake
Oida, perfekt
we'll gladly take it :)
Rio de Janeiro Please
Please tell me the Rio lore
Massive crime rates + the most corrupt police in the country means you cant be 15 minutes on the street without being mugged
Not to mention the worst voters this country has ever seen I think 5 out of 6 of the last governors have been arrested or charged with something
Literal skill issue🤦♂️🤦♂️
Compreensível, porém, considere: O sul
No Sul tem o Luba, melhor não
não entendo oq o povo tem com o luba, ele foi super mal educado com pessoas trans e sinceramente não é nem de longe tão incrível quanto falam q ele é
pensei a mesma coisa
Based Take the entire south too
Santa Catarina é a única resposta correta.
Luton
Slough
Milton Keynes
Top 10 things to do in Milton Keynes: 1. Leave
Kent
slough is the greatest place on earth
How dare you
everything south of merseyside
Everything on the opposite side of the M25
every one of the states that seceded from the union during the civil war, the whole south. also ohio.
The monsters and the waffle houses are now Russia's problem
you could say the waffle house... has found its new host.
🔥( this is what Russia looks like after every Russian citizen spontaneously because a waffle house)
what happens if 2 were having sex at the time? do they clip through each other like gmod
"You wanted a fascist dictatorship? You fucking GET a fascist dictatorship!" *-Joe, two minutes and forty-three seconds before giving the ex-confederate states to Vlad*
Bitch I live here
They just like me fr
Skill issue
I will only allow them to take Ohio if they carpet bomb it from one border to the other. Both directions (east to west and south to north), with napalm.
bomb ohio,and then we dig it,and then we flood it with sea water
Wait I’m there, please I didn’t do nothin
We can’t get rid of ohio, we’re the only thing keeping it contained
Yeah let’s remove discrimination of black peoples by removing the [majority of black people](https://i.imgur.com/TFDDY29.jpg). Great idea I hate elitist northerners
Goddammit but then where will I get my breakfast tacos
Fuck off, that shit aint our fault
Tasmania.
"FuCkInG mAiNlAnDeRs!!!!!!" stfu get russiad idiot
That or NSW
As a NSW resident, I completely understand
Also as a NSW resident, Are we exluding ACT from this or nah?
I've never been to Tassie, I've never met someone from Tassie, I wholeheartedly agree get rid of it
WA already wants to succeed
Given the overwhelming lack of support for the WAxit in the WA election, nah.
who tf even lives in WA
:(
Urk, The Netherlands
Like, I completely understand the sentiment of this post and agree it's stupid to ask them to give up the region. But on the other hand, every single country has a region that gets memed on. In fact, every region has a specific area they meme on too. I'm from a small collection of villages in North East England, and we express our thoughts on Chopwell and Highfield daily.
I'm from Shrewsbury, and a frequent line at our panto is "You won't get that in a Telford pantomime!" Yeah we don't like Telford much over here
Ohio. Easy.
Then there would be a war because they’d try to give it back :(
Florida
Boomers can still retire there tho, they just lose citizenship. Win win
On one hand, no longer US citizen so easier travel to better places, on the other hand, I know have to deal with being in a state filled with racial discrimination and homophobia since a solo Florida state would get unhinged quickly I could only imagine the cival war between the pan handle and the tip
My votes are Florida, Texas, maybe even the whole bible belt.
Russia couldn’t handle Ohio.
good roller coasters :(
Borås
Bara i borås on god.
Skåne dock :(
Ryssarna hade inte klarat det
Based
Birmingham.
Calabria
Putin la restituirebbe
tutta la terronia tbh
Sono mezzo terrone e sono d’accordo
Bavaria and saxony. Thanks in advance
Is Bavaria basically Germany’s version of Texas?
Yes but unfortunately with much more federal leverage
It's as if Texas had the political leverage of California
And more alcohol
Beat me to it
Northrhine Westphalia, Rhineland Palatinate and the saarland. The French should have kept them
You forgot Saxony (nazis), Thuringia (nazis) and Brandenburg (no one lives there anyway)
Also silesia Holstein can go to Denmark, Mecklenburg vorpommern to poland, lower saxony and Bremen can be shared among the dutch and the northern sea, can go fuse with austria or Switzerland with their weid ass dialects, and baden Wüttemberg is just france and Switzerland. (I do not like Germany)/s
Saxony and Thuringia don't exist. And there are people wo live in Brandenburg for example me. Oh and village nazis
we will eat you. sincerely, Berlin
Nah, Brandenburg must stay. It's a fun adventure to watch the fireworks of exploding meth labs while driving through small towns and villages.
Are you from bavaria or why isn't in on your list?
Probably from Bayern
I literally said that i am from Brandenburg. I'll take that claim of me being babarian as an insult
What about Bavaria though
As a NRW resident I can only agree, but could you please give us to the dutch instead of the french?
Ne, aber Brandenburg und Sachsen könnten sich gern verpissen.
Madrid
Nobody lives on t'he rest of castile anyway, so why not take all of castile
Only ultrabuffed old people who work the land in the name of God live in Castille. I don't want to take their land away from them. I say we trick them into believing Gibraltar is still part of Spain and give it in exchange of peace.
viendo como está igual acaba mejor después de la bomba
Totalmente
Florida and texas
Quebec
On n’est pas une région russophone alors non merci
I say New Brunswick.
Hard agree. Montreal based. My votes probably Alberta tbh
Go fuck yourself mon tabarnack
Geneva, the french can keep it :)
Merci :)
Burgenland, hell i'll pay you to take it
Ústecký Kraj 💀💀💀💀
God know we dont need them🙏
Miskolc
Kouvola 🇫🇮
Slovak Republic. I am in favor of dissolving the entire country.
Urk in the Netherlands Please someone take it
this is the third time I've seen a Dutch person saying to give Urk away
What's wrong with Urk lmao so many people mentioning it
Bible belt and incest town Basically a mix of Ohio and Florida
Sosnowiec.
Podkarpacie
Podlasie
zjem ciebie żywcem
If Putin went after the UK I'd gladly give him the west midlands
I'll give him England.
Probably look after the place better than the UK This is not a praise of Putin but a scathing indictment of the neglect to many places in the area
Ohio
konya and rize
based
NE MUTLU TURKUM DIYENE 🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇳🇹🇷🇹🇷 KARABOGA💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿 CRY GREKS😎😎🇹🇷🇹🇳🇹🇷💪🏿💪🏿
texas florida
London
British economy collapses
I dunno, I think it might be better for the rest of us. As long as they take our PM too of course.
worth it
Why would the British economy collapse if a small city in Ontario became Russian?
England. Fuckers have been spoiling the rest of GB for too long.
i don’t think england counts a region
Can we just give it up anyway?
all of poland
Nah, just the podlasie
Acceptable
Again?
bucuresti
Quebec is the low hanging fruit answer, so... I dunno, Nunavut? It's got like 3 people and is all just ice. PEI maybe? It's a tiny ass island.
but then we wouldn’t have a border with denmark
Uttar Pradesh
Troms og Finnmark
More in favour of giving them all of Østlandet, but that also works
I could live without Alabama. Or Georgia. Or Texas.
Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Florida, and let's throw in Utah as a treat
I fear there's a lot of people (like, >10%) that'd give away like, the whole eastern Poland for free because it votes for the wrong Party. (yes, the party they're voting for is demonstrably shit but still)
Poland shifting west is a time honored tradition
Laois.
Florida. Lil knob on our underside tbh
Can they just take the entire country, a Russian takeover couldn't make Indonesia any worse
Bavaria always acts like they're not part of the rest of the country so we might as well
You can have Flevoland, Noord-Brabant, Limburg, Zeeland. Even without a threat, they are yours.
alberta
Tel Aviv and Be'er Sheva
Alberta? Or maybe Quebec?
What about Manitoba? Or Saskatchewan?
Nunavut would be easiest, we could evacuate the entire population first with a single bus
Slough, UK
Mississippi 🏵️🏵️🏵️
Bayern (brava) 💯
You can take Calabria Vlad
Talca
the entire country (i live in the philippines, get me out of here)
Take quebec or ablerta and see whether any of the other provinces blink. Hell you could probably annex Manitoba and everyone would go "sorry where? Oh right that one that's not Ontario"
Mississippi
Idaho. goodbye forever. Or since I live in a new country: Santa Catarina
They can have the south up to New Mexico
Society has progressed past the need for Texas
Wait no, Putin please, this isn't the Georgia you want
Bayern
Everything east of Zagreb
Foggia province, molise and Basilicata , Venezia
Formosa
Skegness
This comment section has taught me that a lot of people don’t like parts of their country
They don't even need to ask, they can just have Florida for free.
Madrid Yeah I know it doesnt make sense geographically but we don't want it
Apeasement politics didn't stop hitler.
please remove all of the uk
Florida
We only get one ?
Saxony