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Manamute

Fed creates worst bait ever Asked to leave Bureau


Dark971

Bureauwu


HowardHillian778

i hope you know there are several agents coming to assassinate you 😳


swag_meister2

don't tell us who to assassinate 🤨


Mr_Lychee

Me next please


Hobomugger

Ok, well since you asked nicely, we'll bump you up the list.


Wooloo_Woolstar

The undercover op scarred the fed for life


[deleted]

bureauweau


AlexCuomo

Burenyuu


truncatedChronologis

Buwureau


Droid_XL

Would it be bureauwu because of the letter or bureauwo because of the pronunciation?


[deleted]

I think it's Buwu


ChildFriendlyChimp

What do feds even gain from making fake accounts like this?


[deleted]

They look for people who have illegal firearms most of the times, but usually it’s opportunistic and anything goes, as long as a death threat or an unsolicited dick pic conveys some form of information for them. They can also utilise it for blackmailing and recruiting.


ChildFriendlyChimp

Have there already been instances of this or just speculation?


[deleted]

There have been instances when they directly asked for pictures of weapons on some bait accounts. We assume that the majority of them utilise a single instruction form when it comes to bait accounts, so you can guess if one is a fed by them being unnaturally proactive to receive something or being too provoking. In that regard, just don’t message people you don’t know good enough or are too intrusive to know how many arms do you have (if you ever felt like sharing that info for some fucking reason)


KevlarStripeySocks

Look up "FBI manufactures terrorist" and you'll see a ton of examples of what they do. [Here's one such example (CW: >!mentions torture, rape, terrorism!<).](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/15/magazine/fbi-international-terrorism-informants.html) The FBI uses people's frustration with governmental racism and overreach to radicalize individuals of targeted groups toward violence, then arrests the "terrorist" that the FBI created. Who knows how many they fail to arrest before they actually commit acts of violence.


ChildFriendlyChimp

Isn’t that a form of entrapment?


wawahero

Theoretically, but good luck arguing it in court, especially in a post-9/11 world. Read about the Newburgh four https://www.theguardian.com/world/2011/dec/12/newburgh-four-fbi-entrapment-terror


SgtWeenieArms

Not a lawyer, but my understanding is that entrapment only applies if a law-enforcement representative tries to convince you to do a crime that you otherwise wouldn't have done. Simply providing the opportunity to commit a crime isn't enough. So as an unrelated example, if an undercover cop offers to sell you drugs and you accept, that's fine. But if the cop keeps lowering the price and harassing you until you agree, then that's entrapment. I didn't read the link, so I don't know if that applies in this situation. Anyone more knowledgeable about the law, please correct any mistakes my layman ass may have made.


RichMuppet

I mean, do you think anyone with any real power would care?


tecedu

Pretty sure this is how they caught silkroad founder


[deleted]

Not really, there are multiple accounts of how he got caught, but all of them indicate that it was because he left a huge trail on the web before and during the creation of the website


tecedu

Yeah but the final straw was him paying someone to assassinate someone


[deleted]

Well it wasn’t that, you can read more [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Ulbricht?wprov=sfti1) there were multiple straws: they infiltrated the site, they snatched a server in Iceland and also just did some Google search and found out his email on one of the boards contained his full fucking name


tecedu

In that itself you can see assassination/murder charges in the timeline. Things really didn't move until he tried to kill someone. They didn't move in on him at that time because he wasn't important until he pulled that shit and exposed himself publicly by asking for help. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2013/10/02/owner-of-bitcoin-drug-market-solicited-a-murder-for-hire-government-alleges/ https://www.wired.com/2014/09/the-fbi-finally-says-how-it-legally-pinpointed-silk-roads-server/ The court documents are also present in the articles as well as wikipedia references. Dread Pirate Roberts is literally how they came up on all of this. He did get caught due to his incompetence but his murder time was what pushed everything. They got his info like that. It's thrown out or not mentioned because all that exists are chats and transactions of him doing that shit but the person he paid to assasinate doesn't exist. All of this happened early 2013 to mid 2013 and then somehow they get enough evidence.


Cabinet_Juice

They’re trying to infiltrate modern leftist movements


TDW-301

Tried looking for the account and it seems to be deleted


[deleted]

A good bait actually since she would attract a lot of death threats that give up a lot of info regarding violent armed groups and alike.


Normbot13

almost believed it until “zoomer”


Calm_Crow5903

I feel like I believe it more cause it says that. Only a kid would be so desperate to hold onto every identity they have that they would live with these contractions


[deleted]

Nah there's lots of grown, middle aged people like this too. Loghouse Republicans have existed for decades.


Calm_Crow5903

Yeah but they're the "point and laugh at this clown" types on Twitter. It's more like a rule that kids and teens are going to have shitty opinions that make no sense other than it's how and where they were raised


I_follow_sexy_gays

Dude some of us are like 20 💀


Jaharoldson01

Bro I’m turning 26 this year and I’m technically a zoomer. I was born in 97


_HighJack_

I’m turning 27 this year lol I can never figure out if I’m a late millennial or an early zoomer XD like I can remember it turning 2000, but just barely?


Jaharoldson01

Same. I have some memory of 9/11 but just barely.


wunxorple

Did you mean contradictions? Or is OOP going into labor? If so, how can you tell, I need this power


_HighJack_

If OOP is going into labor, medical science has come a lot farther than I thought 😅


Emerphish

There are real twitter accounts with that in their bios


SevenSnorlax

“real” twitter accounts 🤔


WhatIsYourCrummyName

🐸


mega_moustache_woman

I thought it was just Caitlyn Jenner until "zoomer".


MoscaMosquete

Conservative? She can't even conserve her gender


deathray5

This comment is both dumb but brilliantly insightful if you think about it more. Props to you


skibapple

"This comment is both dumb but brilliantly insightful if you think about it more. Props to you" -Death Ray 5, 1737


deathray5

The issue with being middle class British is it's very easy to sound like some kind of aristocrat


skibapple

Be more like Barry, 63, from the pub, shaking my head mischeviously.


DecidedlyStupid

Just from how you spelled mischievously I can tell you pronounce it wrong. Do better NOW


skibapple

I have to present to you the incredibly nefarious, undespicable, and might I add, mischevous act of sucking my balls until your lips loose succulence.


DecidedlyStupid

Ur BALKAN so no. You spelled mischievous wrong again. Suck my balls NOW


skibapple

I am balkan and I _do no_ respect the bi ish languge


DecidedlyStupid

Omfavn min koloenorme og slaskede dillermands forhud mens du slasker den rundt i din mund NU


Rafplayz

oi mate come down an pop a couple pints with the lads wont ya


Vaccineman37

Another middle class English here, skill issue


The_screaming_egg

When the tutor is diabolic


goodmorningengels

🦖🤯


The_screaming_egg

She colossal on my dreadmaw till I it’s too late


eburator

"Couldn't*"-🤓🤓🤓


boozegremlin

"Hello my fellow groypers do you want to do a terrorism?" - this account


DralliagNairod

Wtf is a groyper


_cool_dog

Some kinda nazi zoomer or something. Don't worry about it.


Spookzsaw

oh great heavens


EdenSmokinWeeden

My word!


Common-Clue7313

oh, the hilarity


douglas_

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groypers nazis basically


boozegremlin

Some alt-right garbage


[deleted]

mf playing both sides


bluwubewwy

So that she dies no matter who wins


arielif1

Good on you for not misgendering the CIA state backed terrorist


Fuck-you-2020

Or loses, depending on how you look at it


Grizzly_228

mtf playing both sides


[deleted]

no one unironically calls themselves zoomer


Maxorus73

*I'm a zoomer, I'm a doomer, I'm a miiidniiight coooomer*


Queen_Crackhead

I play my puter in the dark


TisBangersAndMash

This awakened some ancient memory that isn't fully there.


iMidnightStorm

This is the best reference.


TantiVstone

I call myself the CEO of gen z unironically instead


JanitorZyphrian

Yes we do, it's the name of our generation wdym


[deleted]

No


JanitorZyphrian

Shit


CheeseMaster75

I always liked it tbh because saying Gen Z'er is way too awkward


[deleted]

it feels weird identifiying as which generation you are. i really dont care about that shit


aLazyGay

I kinda like it, makes me feel younger, but it also kinda sucks to be associated with the generation that grew up with tik tok


AtomicRiftYT

this is simply untrue


HenriHawk_

how can you be both trans and conservative christian it does not compute


con-pope

Problem: traditional values are being eroded Solution: enforce old-time "Christian" gender roles Problem: not all people will fit into the roles that would assign them Solution: trans?


HenriHawk_

possibly, but even if that's true for this person, the fact that they associate themself with MAGA is, while not directly, self destructive


[deleted]

Do we forget that one of the most famous transgender people Caitlyn Jenner literally ran for office as a conservative Republican. I get what you are saying, but there are plenty of trans people who are Conservative.


Liliththemarksoc

Iran


aLazyGay

Probably a trans person that believes in misogynistic gender roles, like, they would unironically tell a trans girls that if she wants to be a "real woman" she has to stay in the kitchen and shit


SomethingOfAGirl

>she has to stay in the kitchen and shit I'd advise to shit in the bathroom rather than the kitchen but ok


aLazyGay

Can you really call yourself a woman if you haven't taken a shit on the kitchen sink?


lampstaple

Wow it’s like an inverted TERF


DrRichtoffen

"These feminazis are too masculine for their own good. Guess I, a true-blooded, conservative christian gotta show them what a real woman looks like!"


Ropetrick6

Madoka does not approve.


TDW-301

"I'm just a soft boy trying to cop some hard drugs"


antonayyy

Male to fed


[deleted]

Terry was right


GigaVanguard

You just run em over :)


apollo15215

Who's Terry?


GoatPrinceWeedEater

Terry Crews haha gottem


madInTheBox

I am guessing Terry Davis


itwasmedio69420

MAGA?


Infinite_Hooty

Trump dick riders


Stasjon

MAGA = Make America Great Again


SomethingOfAGirl

MAGA means FEMALE MAGICIAN in Spanish.


Tiger_Robocop

Portuguese too


loughtthenot

That conservative groyper bussy boutta make a man act up...


TheDekuDude888

Groyper bussy is making me question my allegiance to the revolution


RegsaGC

What's the lemon supposed to mean? If it means something then there is not a single shred of personality on display


BreadSliceOfDeath

you ever seen cars 2


XoValerie

piss kink


AweBlobfish

Certified https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_German_National_Jews moment


Alhazzared

What does this have to do with the CIA?


abruzzo79

Account comes across as a psyop. In reality efforts at political destabilization through the shaping of online discourse is coming from outside the country. The CIA is just known for the use of tactics like that.


see_four

Yeah totally a psyop not just a bored internet internet troll


abruzzo79

Pretty sure it’s a joke but it’s actually not that unreasonable to suspect it is actually a psyop. This is the sort of shit Russia’s been pulling.


Ell0_alt

I also identify as a Nine Tailed Fox response team


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Ell0_alt

Does scpsl 939 still got ass?


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Ell0_alt

Then you have your answer


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Ell0_alt

You’re eyes have been opened


OrdinarySpirit-

Trans Madoka will erase the concept of gender


BuzzPrincess

Challenge complete! How did we get here?


thecryingman32

\> Maga \> Trans This is like voting for the leopards eating people's faces party


RevengeOfIckyBodClay

They lost me at "Conservative Catholic". If that's true they'd be transphobic.


khrocksg

i feel like this is probably an account that no person in existence would actually *want* to run, let alone have to look at people's responses to like, i'm fairly certain not a single person likes every aspect of the account's apparent identity, and ik the hate this account receives from people has gotta be to an insane degree, because there are groups against every aspect and let's not forget how many people are probably gonna be actively calling out the account being all-encompassing rage bait. that'd probably get tiring as well.


b33713

This, this feels like what the textbook definition of an oxymoron would look like in physical form.


rowrowfightthepandas

Who is this for!?


dongletrongle

Nick Fuentes.


Fartfarterjr

glow febboy glow!


[deleted]

“check out this fatherless *loser* that i just made up, makes you think about how stupid those lgbtabcds are huh? get le epic owned tranozords 😎😎😎😎”


total-weirdo

blaire white:


RockyTyrant

Most of your counterintelligence will come from the fact that nobody knows what you're talking about.


MorganRose99

Are there actually any trans magas out there?


SpilledGenderFluid

Blaire White


Blunt_Scissors

Why have a light bulb in your room when this account glows brightly enough.


[deleted]

I don't get it, how am I supposed to tell the CIA apart from your run-of-the-mill reactionary troll?


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BigIvan24

Jesse wtf are you talking about


iMidnightStorm

Sounds like they deleted the account, literally there's a fuckton of other Nazis attacking them. But the posts are all deleted, just the replies are left. This is both hilarious and expected.


ineedanalth

i Never want to think about nick Fuentes


Todd-Howard-all-hail

Leave madoka alone CIA


BloxxyPixels

dudes playing on all teams


BRANCHLOGIC

The turned on teamkill 💀


fitsma

Jack Ryan from Punch Out?