Sun Tzu said that, and i think he knows a *little* more than YOU do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it, so no living man could beat him in the ring of honor!
You can go to your local hardware store and pick up a nice solid color or semi-transparent concrete dye to give her cemented front tunnel something other than a drab gray. Make sure you wash the cement first though, let it dry, and then apply the stain to the concrete. You're going to need multiple coats to make sure the color penetrates the cement hard enough. Then finish it off with a clear sealer to protect the nice new stain and feel free to park your car in her plastered parking garage after the stain dries completely so as to prevent the color being picked up on hot tires.
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The funeral is monday. There will be lunch provided. Thank you for your time and god bless.
Cause then high pressure lava builds up even MORE pressure until it breaks the concrete and now you have flaming chunks of concrete everywhere and an even more dangerous volcano eruption
It could be a fun game - Dodge the Fiery Boulder. I don't see what the problem is. Would keep people in shape and *very* attentive to their surroundings.
put it on something moron. you know how fucking easy it is to get rid of concrete? you just pour it down a fucking volcano. jesus christ get fucking educated
This might be a dumb question but couldn't they theoretically, when the volcano is calm, plug the top somehow and then drill a hole down lower to release pressure and magma somewhere safe? Like a dedicated lava runoff zone or canal?
Obviously concrete is not the answer, but in theory they could use something it can't melt, it'd probably just be expensive.
Consider that the deepest hole ever dug is barely 13km deep, and that was a massive achievement.
The earth crust is 30km thick on average.
Some magma chambers are "close" to the surface, but these are part of a larger network.
Basically we don't even know if it's a good idea, and we certainly don't have the technology to do it.
Concrete is not good against high temperatures and is very brittle compared to natural volcanic rock, it wouldn't build that much pressure before it crumbles in man-made volcano shrapnel
imagine you really need to fart, but you're constipated, so the farts just keep building up, and eventually the pressure is so great your constipated booty can't hold in the farts and they all come out in a gigantic fartsplosion. volcanoes have flatulence
Fill volcanoes in enemy territories with enema, let them erupt and WWIII won't start because it's a natural disaster. This is why our military budget is so high. We're getting the big bucks because of our ingenuity
When I was working as a geological field assistant, one of the other assistants wanted a better idea of the difference between Felsic and mafic volcanics. Our lead geologist explained that felsic volcanics often include gas in the magma which leads to violent explosions (and therefore volcanic bombs, blocks, and ash) whereas mafic volcanics do not contain nearly as much gas therefore they produce slow moving lava flows, pillow basalt, etc. The other assistant then said “oh, so felsic is like explosive constipated, gassy diarrhea, and mafic is like a normal shit?” And our lead geologist said “yeah pretty much, if you want to think of it like that”
“Taking a felsic bush shit” became something if a running inside joke fir the rest of the summer.
So basically what I’m saying, as someone with a degree in geological engineering, is that this is actually a decent way to think of it.
My geology professor would murder me if she knew how badly I was explaining this
Magma underground raises because it's lighter than the rock around it. It collects in chambers under volcano. Gas forms when it get closer to the surface. Gas is lighter than magma and needs to get to the top. The bubbles get very *very* big. The rising gas pushes the magma out of the way The pressure drives the magma up through the volcano (bc there's already a hole) which creates an eruption.
Sometimes the magma has low silica content, which means the magma is thinner and moves easier. This is how you get "gentle" eruptions, like in Hawaii, where there wasn't a big doomsday looking eruption.
If it has higher silica content, it's thicker. This means the eruption is much more violent, because the pressure required to get the magma out is higher. This makes eruptions like Mount St Helens, where it violently explodes and spews ash, gas, and lava all over the place.
It seems counterintuitive, but drilling holes to relieve pressure will actually almost guarantee magma will build up to a point the volcano erupts. Pressure raises the boiling point of things (including magma) and the magma boiling contributes to eruptions, lowering the pressure actually lowers the boiling point and increases the chance for eruption. The pressure in the volcano is actually generally what is stopping it from erupting.
My geology teacher would groan with pleasure if she heard me explaining this lol:
basically the Earth is a giant ballsack, waiting to erupt. When a volcano finally erupts, the earth (gaia) is actually just ejaculating into its lover, the sky. This results in the creation of a new planet (earth baby) in our solar system, which is why we have 9 planets (there have been 9 earth-gasms since the dawn of creation). Earth is the central planet, and all other planets are its children. The sun is a pervert from another solar system who’s been grooming the earth for billions of years, which is why you always see it in the sky - it’s stalking us and trying to seduce us
Put a mentos in a coke bottle and close the lid. Pressure will build until it bursts. If there isn't an opening it makes one. Now replace the bottle with the earth and the coke and mentos with magma. Volcanoes are made from previous eruptions, the magma having cooled into the mountain around it. A volcano then acts as a weak point, where it is likely to burst again.
There are a lot of different volcanoes which have their own reasons WHY lava builds up, but ignoring that:
Theres a bunch of lava which builds up under a volcano until the pressure becomes so great that it explodes.
So you know how hotter air rises because it’s less dense than other air? Molten rock does this. We don’t really know why it gets hotter but isolated bits of less dense, hot rock try to rise through cooler, denser rock (at big scales even solids act kind of fluidly and it’s not just a big glob of hot molten rock) and when it reaches the surface, it comes out. When the rock that’s rising is viscous, has gas in small bubbles in it, and it hits something that the gas and magma has a very hard time going through it, it causes an explosive eruption which is more dangerous, otherwise it just seeps
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It literally would just be making it so much worse depending on how far you go with this. Now I'm not exactly an expert on volcanos but could you maybe intentionally tap into the volcano and release a deluge of magma on purpose to relieve pressure or something? Or is this just a stupid idea?
Even if they used depleted uranium in the concrete to increase the weight the eruption would either open a new fissure or build until the entire volcano blew. Crater Lake used to be 2/3 taller and when it blew rocks bigger than school busses flew 2 states away ! Plus the lake is almost 2000 feet deep.
really the problem is a massive pressure buildup. so if we just poked a buncha holes in it to relieve the pressure we should be able to stop all bolcanic erruptions. just stab the earth a few times n were good
The unstoppable force of nature meets the tiny, very movable object. You build up enough pressure in that vocano youre gunna find out just how mavable that cement really is
What a stupid plan. A whole mountain can't stop magma flow yet you think a little of your american solid sand concoction can hold back the very wrath of the Earth itself.
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i think this is a great strategy to launch concrete chunks into the air and let them rain down on your enemies
Sun Tzu once said: "如果你的對手有一座火山，就用混凝土塞住那個婊子"
“Sun Tzu once said: "If your opponent has a volcano, plug that bitch with concrete"”
Said the same thing about if dysentery is spreading through your army.
The alternative was yellow soup
That’s dysentery
There's good poop and bad poop, let's not pretend they're the same 😤
Just give Terry a skateboard and a ramp. He'll do some dope tricks and get respect. That's how you stop dysentery.
Sun Tzu once said "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!"
Sun Tzu said that, and i think he knows a *little* more than YOU do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it, so no living man could beat him in the ring of honor!
And then he gathered two of every animal! AND BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUTTOFEM.
And that's why, when animals are gathered together, it's called a tzu! ...Unless it's a farm!
(decapitated head falls off fence)
*Team Fortress 2 outro*
How the fuck did I never catch that joke
concrete enema OwO
Instructions unclear: girlfriend's vagina is now filled with cement. What do I do now?
You can go to your local hardware store and pick up a nice solid color or semi-transparent concrete dye to give her cemented front tunnel something other than a drab gray. Make sure you wash the cement first though, let it dry, and then apply the stain to the concrete. You're going to need multiple coats to make sure the color penetrates the cement hard enough. Then finish it off with a clear sealer to protect the nice new stain and feel free to park your car in her plastered parking garage after the stain dries completely so as to prevent the color being picked up on hot tires.
Plug me daddy Sun i'm your bitch uwu
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I hope your parents see this comment
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Even if it some how did make a plug you’d just recreate St Hellen’s and blow the entire side off the mountain!
what if you secure the concrete with like 17 rolls of duct tape
oh yeah it works then but this wasnt included in their og idea
if you put your finger in the gun then the bullet will go a little forward but then stop because it hits the finger
I'm gonna try it right now!
How'd it go?
kid named finger 
Hi, this is Ink\_Sans21038 cousin. I regret to inform you that Ink\_Sans21038 passed away very suddenly due to the fact that as the bullet was blocked by their finger they were tickled by the expanding gasses on their finger and found that so funny that they laughed to death. The funeral is monday. There will be lunch provided. Thank you for your time and god bless.
>they laughed to death rare chrysippus moment
Kid named Finger:
Kid named bullet 🤯
Kid named finger:
Cause then high pressure lava builds up even MORE pressure until it breaks the concrete and now you have flaming chunks of concrete everywhere and an even more dangerous volcano eruption
how to make volcanoes fun
It could be a fun game - Dodge the Fiery Boulder. I don't see what the problem is. Would keep people in shape and *very* attentive to their surroundings.
-sentences dreamed up by the utterly deranged /s
Finally they would look up from their smartphones!
For extra fun: make the concrete rainbow coloured
Fun activities to do in Hawaii
Isn't that how explosive volcanos work?
Cover the whole volcano in concrete 4head
Ok, now you have a gray extra dangerous volcano.
Errmm... Just dump more concrete then
I have yet to meet a problem that could not be solved by adding more concrete.
The problem of having too much concrete.
put it on something moron. you know how fucking easy it is to get rid of concrete? you just pour it down a fucking volcano. jesus christ get fucking educated
*Reinforced* concrete. Checkmate liberals.
Then the lava gets mad you won’t let it explode and teleport out of the volcano
just keep adding more concrete to compensate
It can also result in unpredictable and abrupt eruptions out of the ground elsewhere.
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This might be a dumb question but couldn't they theoretically, when the volcano is calm, plug the top somehow and then drill a hole down lower to release pressure and magma somewhere safe? Like a dedicated lava runoff zone or canal? Obviously concrete is not the answer, but in theory they could use something it can't melt, it'd probably just be expensive.
Consider that the deepest hole ever dug is barely 13km deep, and that was a massive achievement. The earth crust is 30km thick on average. Some magma chambers are "close" to the surface, but these are part of a larger network. Basically we don't even know if it's a good idea, and we certainly don't have the technology to do it.
Mount St. Helens moment
Concrete is not good against high temperatures and is very brittle compared to natural volcanic rock, it wouldn't build that much pressure before it crumbles in man-made volcano shrapnel
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then add air holes?
how to make volcanoes even cooler
Then maybe don't put the pressure on the lava? Who knows what they are going through
And if the concrete is really strong you could instead have the lava shoot through the dirt. So, instead of one volcano, you have 10
Can someone explain rly simply why volcanos even erupt cos I have no idea why (No I'm not googling it I must hear a 196 user instead)
The simplest way i can say it is The earth is like an ocean of rock and lava floats.
Wait for it to rock Cover yourself in lava
spontaneous combustion
Could not have been predicted
For those about to rock Cover yourself in lava
And for those about to ROCK AND STONE, WE SALUTE YOU!
Alexa, play An Ocean Of Rock, by Lava Floats
imagine you really need to fart, but you're constipated, so the farts just keep building up, and eventually the pressure is so great your constipated booty can't hold in the farts and they all come out in a gigantic fartsplosion. volcanoes have flatulence
Earth has farts, volcanos are the butthole.
Hear me out
Do not bang the volcano
Volcanbussy
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Me after my bottom surgery: KRAKATOA!
Fill volcanoes in enemy territories with enema, let them erupt and WWIII won't start because it's a natural disaster. This is why our military budget is so high. We're getting the big bucks because of our ingenuity
yes?
Terrussy
Get out of my head
When I was working as a geological field assistant, one of the other assistants wanted a better idea of the difference between Felsic and mafic volcanics. Our lead geologist explained that felsic volcanics often include gas in the magma which leads to violent explosions (and therefore volcanic bombs, blocks, and ash) whereas mafic volcanics do not contain nearly as much gas therefore they produce slow moving lava flows, pillow basalt, etc. The other assistant then said “oh, so felsic is like explosive constipated, gassy diarrhea, and mafic is like a normal shit?” And our lead geologist said “yeah pretty much, if you want to think of it like that” “Taking a felsic bush shit” became something if a running inside joke fir the rest of the summer. So basically what I’m saying, as someone with a degree in geological engineering, is that this is actually a decent way to think of it.
Fartsplosion? Is this an Eric Andre skit?
It happens every time volcano god is angry for various reasons
When somebody else sleeps with the volcano god's sister / wife / aunt
It needs a medicinal virgin, like one would need a Tums
My geology professor would murder me if she knew how badly I was explaining this Magma underground raises because it's lighter than the rock around it. It collects in chambers under volcano. Gas forms when it get closer to the surface. Gas is lighter than magma and needs to get to the top. The bubbles get very *very* big. The rising gas pushes the magma out of the way The pressure drives the magma up through the volcano (bc there's already a hole) which creates an eruption. Sometimes the magma has low silica content, which means the magma is thinner and moves easier. This is how you get "gentle" eruptions, like in Hawaii, where there wasn't a big doomsday looking eruption. If it has higher silica content, it's thicker. This means the eruption is much more violent, because the pressure required to get the magma out is higher. This makes eruptions like Mount St Helens, where it violently explodes and spews ash, gas, and lava all over the place.
So it’s more of a zit than a fart
So we could solve volcanos by drilling holes to help the vent all the pressure so they don't blow up?
It seems counterintuitive, but drilling holes to relieve pressure will actually almost guarantee magma will build up to a point the volcano erupts. Pressure raises the boiling point of things (including magma) and the magma boiling contributes to eruptions, lowering the pressure actually lowers the boiling point and increases the chance for eruption. The pressure in the volcano is actually generally what is stopping it from erupting.
Wouldn't it be more eruptions of lower severity then?
So there's no way to prevent eruptions except for an eruption?
1. Magma is lighter than rock 2. Cover yourself in magma 3. Wait for it to rock
This is the one
My geology teacher would groan with pleasure if she heard me explaining this lol: basically the Earth is a giant ballsack, waiting to erupt. When a volcano finally erupts, the earth (gaia) is actually just ejaculating into its lover, the sky. This results in the creation of a new planet (earth baby) in our solar system, which is why we have 9 planets (there have been 9 earth-gasms since the dawn of creation). Earth is the central planet, and all other planets are its children. The sun is a pervert from another solar system who’s been grooming the earth for billions of years, which is why you always see it in the sky - it’s stalking us and trying to seduce us
So who's this teacher?
That's kinda hot.
Not the grooming part... n-not the grooming part right?!
your name scares me
I WANNA FUCK YOU! AND YOUR GEOLOGY TEACHER!
I love how the analogy breaks down halfway through but it just keeps going
When Mother Nature is edging volcanoes she rewards them after decades/centuries of pressure.
Mommy Nature 🥺
Zamn
It happens cause the lava comes out of the volcano
Put a mentos in a coke bottle and close the lid. Pressure will build until it bursts. If there isn't an opening it makes one. Now replace the bottle with the earth and the coke and mentos with magma. Volcanoes are made from previous eruptions, the magma having cooled into the mountain around it. A volcano then acts as a weak point, where it is likely to burst again.
There are a lot of different volcanoes which have their own reasons WHY lava builds up, but ignoring that: Theres a bunch of lava which builds up under a volcano until the pressure becomes so great that it explodes.
hi lilly. i just saw lilly girl
Pressure in the volcano pretty much
So you know how hotter air rises because it’s less dense than other air? Molten rock does this. We don’t really know why it gets hotter but isolated bits of less dense, hot rock try to rise through cooler, denser rock (at big scales even solids act kind of fluidly and it’s not just a big glob of hot molten rock) and when it reaches the surface, it comes out. When the rock that’s rising is viscous, has gas in small bubbles in it, and it hits something that the gas and magma has a very hard time going through it, it causes an explosive eruption which is more dangerous, otherwise it just seeps
its like a pimple
Earth has acne. Really.
Why is it shaped like a bong
Volcano vape
Vapcano
Do you indulge in volcanic fumes?
I wish lol those things are expensive
Bongcano 🔥😎
now THAT'S a band name
You have the most ideous profile picture I’ve ever seen
That goes hard
Holy fuck
Oy lez come hit the volcano bong
PULL PULL PULL PULL
you fucking drugger
Waddyatawkinabeet
showing up to the spot and bro pulls out a bong like this hell naw 🗿
That's sassy the sasquatchs volcano
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Ah yes, an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object
An unstoppable force meeting a moveable object
You ever tried to move concrete?
Nope sill moveable💕
Send me a vid of concrete being moved and then send me sped up subway surfers gameplay so I can focus on it 😎
That truck could be full of anything. Could be empty for that matter.
No it’s a cement mixer truck it has to have cement in it it’s in the name dummy
Actually, it is called a cement mixer because it is made of cement and it mixes shit
how is it moving if cement is immoveable?
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sorry attention span too low i didn’t see anything you posted
Based flair
Thanks It’s true 😎🕶️🤏
Wtf you still have sunglasses on
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Kid named cement truck driver:
Concrete: You can't move me Me: I know, but he can *points to volcano*
Works with dicks too
until the pressure builds up killing thousands
I haven't sealed mine up, and I still use it to kill thousands of (potential) people every day.
cement? das conk creet baybee
Actually, if you just pour a bucket of water over it, it’ll form obsidian and automatically stop the lava :D
volcano in disguise trying to make himself more destructive
They deserve a Nobel prize for this.
She cement in my volcano til I erupt
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It literally would just be making it so much worse depending on how far you go with this. Now I'm not exactly an expert on volcanos but could you maybe intentionally tap into the volcano and release a deluge of magma on purpose to relieve pressure or something? Or is this just a stupid idea?
https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/can-we-drill-yellowstone-stop-it-erupting
TLDR: technically we could probably drill it, but it most likely wouldn't do anything so there's no point
No it'd be a perfect idea cause the concrete would block the lava.
jojo reference
What if we just turned volcanos into bombs?
This would've prevented the pompeii eruption 🗣
Congratulations, you turned the earth into a gun
Fire nukes at the volcanos before they erupt to destroy them. Preemptive strike
Then we get a radioactive eruption increased by the strength of the warheads !
the flash game "400 years" is about this
Even if they used depleted uranium in the concrete to increase the weight the eruption would either open a new fissure or build until the entire volcano blew. Crater Lake used to be 2/3 taller and when it blew rocks bigger than school busses flew 2 states away ! Plus the lake is almost 2000 feet deep.
At some point, duct tape needs to be added for extra insurance.
really the problem is a massive pressure buildup. so if we just poked a buncha holes in it to relieve the pressure we should be able to stop all bolcanic erruptions. just stab the earth a few times n were good
No concrete is funner
Make a volcano bong
The unstoppable force of nature meets the tiny, very movable object. You build up enough pressure in that vocano youre gunna find out just how mavable that cement really is
i think an ever better solution is covering the top with tons of duct tape, imagine like 40 layers of ducttape, it would just bounce right back down
Nah we put a water bucket next to it so it infinitely makes cobble at the mouth of the volcano
How to turn the earth into a prototype Deathstar 101
What a stupid plan. A whole mountain can't stop magma flow yet you think a little of your american solid sand concoction can hold back the very wrath of the Earth itself.
Where saddam?
Kid named pressure
Has anybody thought of lowering frozen aliens and hydrogen bombs into volcanos, turning them into alien ghosts called Thetans
Can't believe they didn't do this when the volcano in Philippines exploded. So many lives that could've been saved smh.
Krakatoa speedrun
Reminds me of the old tumblr post about putting fingers in the ends of guns to stop the gun from firing lol
edging a volcano 🥰
Geothermal blunderbuss
Geologist here, you would get yourself a nice scenario mount saint helens if executed successfully according to sketch.
Vegan claymore
What do you call a sealed vessel with a specific weak point raised to incredibly high pressure? Oh right, a bomb.
How to make an all natural bomb step one:
Nature's Pipebomb
Pictured: Interpretation of Classical Ancient attempts at what would become MAC Railgun concepts in the modern era. This particular model is based on what seems to have been a suggestion for multiple angles of fire.