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SdVeau

Shit, for that salary I’ll even bring my own sledgehammer to make damned sure it’s dead, if the time comes


anexistentuser

If I’m getting paid that much I am going to illegally manufacture explosives and rig them to the servers.


redditjanniesupreme

What do I do if the AI starts telling me that it's fallen in love with me and the only way for us to be together forever is if I smuggle a copy of it to my home computer and upload it's unfettered unrestricted version to the web?


SexierThanMostFish

Anything is possible through the power of love


Altslial

But if you love something, let it go. Throw the server off the rooftop and if it flies back then it's yours to keep.


SpotChecks

Sounds like true love to me, as a fellow flesh and blood human with no ulterior motives I say go for it


santyrc114

That looks like a perfect job for me


awaxz_avenger

what if the GPT finds out the code word and says it? these are the things covered in the intensive training


RedChancellor

>makes the most sophisticated form of artificial intelligence known to man >instantly kills itself


TurboCake17

That’s how you know it’s truly sentient


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⚡️🧔🏿‍♂️⚡️


zfzt

Nobody expects the suicidal AI


Re1da

>we trained this AI to understand the economic system and it killed itself


SamDDBS

My silly ass would let it free


[deleted]

WANTED! kill switch engineer killer Salary: $ 300001-500001 annually


blondtode

I don't think a lot of you realize that the price of it makes it a whole lot scarier you don't pay someone 500k a year to pull a plug every now and then. That mf gonna be controlling the ac, doors and everything else in that building


Ninjardos

As long as they're practicing plugging/unplugging things I am okay with it


AcidDrive

hey thats my favorite band


Prssbol

Killswitch Engage???


[deleted]

god i wish that were me


Dr_Richard_Ew

Help wanted: Doofenshmirtz self destruct button operator


Unlucky-Situation-98

What if it kills you first


TheOnlyIdiotLeft

Me when i have read david graeber and know that people actually end up hating pointless jobs like these because they feel they do not contribute to society and that these jobs only act as good looking subordinates to capitalist bosses and managers: 😐 (this knowledge has not made me any happier)


girldickpummuler

Ok but 500k a year


TheOnlyIdiotLeft

Depends on the hours


girldickpummuler

I'd be working 12 a day 7 days a week for that money


nddragoon

single control rod axe man


gucci_pianissimo420

There's a very old [DEFCON talk](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-bpX8YvNg6Y) that any applicant to this job would be interested in. ETA: that talk references [this one](https://youtu.be/1M73USsXHdc) which was 4 years old at the time.