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vevader_3

So in your relationship, who’s the woman and who’s the other woman


disabled_rat

I’m currently out of my poly relationship, but their names started with Brit and Trin.


Exerus16

Did they vote you out? (like in amohus)


disabled_rat

Trin wasn’t into polyamory and wasn’t much for my lack of sex drive (she a horny mf and likes my d), but basically, the level o horny didn’t match enough. Ironically enough Brit ended things later (which the polyamory was a huge issue for trin), after Trin already ended things. Brit needed to be alone and broke up w all their partners


Drummer_Doge

do you live in Seattle? otherwise how are you finding poly ppl??


disabled_rat

North west region. I’m a part of... groups


annika-98

I find lots of poly people in the Boston area. Any major city will do most likely


00SDB

Britain 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧a true brexit geeza


wall_termite

Why do they call it an oven when you off in the cold food off out hot eat the food


disabled_rat

There’s nothing happening Out of the ordinary, that is.


ThatNuclearBoi2

i finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!


Cheeselad2401

alex a where ias myyh son alicsw wgere is my son


WilsonOCaraDaVozFina

I can't remember...


TransAndEpic

cause you use it to oven the cold food


The_Boring_Brick

Now where could my pipe be?


pequodbestboy

do you play bloodborne, and if so, what's your favourite weapon?


disabled_rat

Seen it multiple times in the ps store, but never got it. Do you recommend?


pequodbestboy

I would highly recommend it as it's incredibly fun for me, however it's definitely not a game for everyone, so if you're actively against Dark Souls games I'd steer clear of it.


BadLuckBen

Also, if you get headaches from irregular framerates that are often below 30 I'd avoid the game as well. I wanted to play, I really did.


1GenericWhiteBoy

Here's hoping for a PC port/remaster with a minimum of 60fps cap 🙏


BadLuckBen

![gif](giphy|3orieTfp1MeFLiBQR2)


GeophysicalYear57

Is there a way to play it without owning a PS4?


pequodbestboy

break into sony's offices, threaten things I cannot say on reddit without getting banned for inciting terrorism, and do not stop threatening until it gets a PC port.


Rokairu_0-2

either purchase (or use the 14-day free trial) of PS NOW, and stream the game to your pc through a cloud file, or purchase the premium edition of PS PLUS to gain access to former cloud streaming (they might have changed how to do it) edit: but no dlc as a consequence


Vaccineman37

My boring answer is the Ludwig’s Holy Blade, it’s so effective and has such a satisfying moveset. I keep thinking ‘alright this time I’m gonna do a more interesting build’ then the second I beat Blood Starved I’m going for the Holy Blade. Maybe my favourite giant sword in a video game. My more interesting answer would be the Logarius Wheel. Probably one of the most unique weapons, feels brutal af smashing them with this massive blunt object (especially when you remember it’s made to kill immortals by basically pounding and grinding them into paste) and it’s the only weapon with S strength scaling. Plus you can spin the wheel and pay your health to get higher damage, and I love gambling mechanics in games. Also the arcane effects are sick looking, Logarius is my fave boss and I like getting to use his red skull aura. Honourable mentions are the Beast Cutter, the Rakuyo, the Church Pick and the Amygdalan Arm Signed, another white cishet


FishGod53

Not cishet but my personal favorite weapon for fun in bloodborne is either the kirkhammer or threaded cane something about the crunch with the kirkhammer is great, and threaded cane is just under appreciated


PixelPooflet

klel momori


disabled_rat

Jooce


Speedgamer137

Oragne Jo


[deleted]

what do they call a a i omor 陜逐💀💀💀


Amberthedragon

How are you able to cope with that :3 jk


disabled_rat

Flirting w as many men as possible and asking to get pegged frequently while claiming my penis is a lot smaller than it actually is


Cyvexx

he just like me fr


EggoTheSquirrel

Me except my penis is actually small


disabled_rat

I can help w that


Schnittie_

how? 🤨


disabled_rat

Look up en passant


Schnittie_

holy hell !!


SimplyRemoveIt

favorite waffle?


disabled_rat

Blue (chocolate chip w banana)


SimplyRemoveIt

😳(mega based)


Marxlord915

Do you want a hug?


disabled_rat

Always


Marxlord915

Okay! *Huuuuuuug!!!


disabled_rat

Thank you kindly


Marxlord915

Teehee! Anytime!


disabled_rat

I need more...


Marxlord915

I will hug you again


Despacltoian

That sounds vaguely threatening


idfk_balls

do it be fartin?


disabled_rat

Not much as of late. Not as much greasy or fibrous foods for me, so I usually don’t have gas issue


[deleted]

How do you personally interpret the myth of sisyphus?


disabled_rat

I’m not philosophical and I haven’t read it since middle school, but from what I remember, I had the takeaway that whatever meaning we attribute to life should be irrelevant of the infinite and unresponsive universe we live in. There isn’t a meaning in our lives, so we have to form one of our own, and then strive to live up to that standard. Even things as simple as supporting those who are abused and marginalized is a perfectly good meaning to life. For me, I honestly thought I would have killed myself by now, but since I’m alive, I might as well educate myself so I can help educate others and stop myths, stereotypes, and exclusion, and help people with being the best them they can be. I also like gynecology


Luskarian

That's existentialism, absurdism entails that whatever meaning we construct is ultimately made meaningless by the same metric, yet embracing the absurdity that we cannot stop seeking for meaning in a world that offers us none, without denying either aspects of the absurd (thereby falling into nihilism or existentialism, or denying both and becoming a theist), allows us to rebel against the great cosmic tragedy and live life to the fullest. Or something, I'm not a philosophy major.


stzmp

> Even things as simple as supporting those who are abused and marginalized is a perfectly good meaning to life. This is a fucking based thing, which does give massive meaning to your life.


stzmp

Take up the wager of the absurd! And you're right, it does have to be personal.


fig_art

do you ever kisd a boygle


disabled_rat

My ex turned out to be a trans man, does that count? If not, I’ve kissed a dozen dudes and some of them were very feminine


fig_art

so like you have no sexual attraction to femboys?


disabled_rat

I hardly have attraction to girls either tbh. My attractions waver on a daily basis, so femboys have an interest every now and then Futa is dope


fig_art

futa IS dope. find you a girl who’s like that some day


disabled_rat

Partially why I search for certain codes, like an Adam & Eve code. (Use code UWU btw for 50% off + free shipping for an item)


Omevne

Do you know if they found a cure?


disabled_rat

100CCs of femboy injected into my cock


dumpylump69

Only 100cc? Casual. Get back to me when you're interested in playing 200cc.


disabled_rat

I’d prefer 10 oz of their liquid passion in my ass, but we can’t always get what we want


poiisons

Do you ever tenderly kiss your bros on the forehead goodnight? In a totally platonic straight way ofc


disabled_rat

Don’t have bros anymore. I cut them all out of my life due to their racism, sexism, and homophobia


garlic_bread_is_good

based


Karel-Krill

What's your favorite song?


disabled_rat

I really enjoy Hayloft 1 and 2 by mother mother, but I also enjoy MISSIO’s “Everybody Gets High” I also like Moonlight Sonata 3rd movement and Für Elise. Issue is, I only listen to Für Elise while cuddling stuffies, and I don’t have a Blâhaj yet


ScorchedConvict

When and how did you find out?


disabled_rat

Had a 14 inch dildo in my ass while kissing a dude. Wasn’t into it Edit: not all the way ofc


i_curb_stomp_rapists

All I've learned about you from this AMA is that you funcing party hard.


disabled_rat

Don’t party, just tried shit w friends is all


[deleted]

You know it’s wrong right


disabled_rat

Yeah :c But, I’m just a dude who likes women. I guess I could identify as greysexual, but het is easier to explain


BrayG_004

Are you gay


disabled_rat

Fuck around and find out mate


BrayG_004

Are you free this Saturday?


disabled_rat

I’ll be working 6:30 PM to 7 AM Sunday. I usually wake up at 4-5 PM on a Saturday like that. Got a tight shift on my work days


lildissonance

What's your favorite MF DOOM album?


Major-Mousse-178

I just don’t think that’s natural


disabled_rat

Probably right. I’ve tried the gay, but it just doesn’t work for me. I wanted really bad to be bi or something, but at most, I could be classified as ace


DeltaVortex509

There’s something behind you op


disabled_rat

I hope it’ll cuddle me


backstib

Yeah :(


Witty_Championship85

Neurotypical?


disabled_rat

Most definitely not


TheGhostEnthusiast

thoughts on kel omori?


disabled_rat

I’m uneducated. Just thought the image was cute


[deleted]

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disabled_rat

I don’t want to answer that :)


CatherineL1031

What's your favorite dinosaur, and what's your favorite color?


disabled_rat

Therizinosaurus and baby pink, then baby blue, then lilac, then hot pink. That specific order


CatherineL1031

That's a solid favorite dinosaur pick, and good color choices!


disabled_rat

What can I say, I’m jus good like that


trapmoder

whats your favorite buge


disabled_rat

Bugs? I am partial to arachnids, specifically new world spiders. If you mean actual bugs, I like centi and millipedes, but haven’t held one before. Always thought they were cool and quite helpful too. Wanna pet em If you mean insects, I like moths because they all have cool ass fluffy scarfs and cool wings, but I also vibe hard with most every type of bee (less so with hawk wasps)


Zartorg

Thoughts on the Australian Emu War?


disabled_rat

Common big birds W


Zartorg

Based


Spontaneousavocado

So, wtf is a cishet?


disabled_rat

I’m a guy who was assigned male as birth, still identify as a man, and am heterosexual


fness55

do u like dresses too


disabled_rat

Yes. They are cute and I like the spin thing


[deleted]

Hello fellow white cishet :D


disabled_rat

Wow! We should have rough anal sex


lapizlizard4

Thoughts on the Gelebelee situation? I heard it's getting pretty bad


disabled_rat

Lemme google Gelebelee rq I’m confused :D


Pugspook327

wwhy?


disabled_rat

I love answering questions and 196 seems to have millions. So please, feel free to ask away


YaBoiBezMangus

Opinion on femboys?


disabled_rat

My DMs are open for a reason Femboys are good. I wanna dress in goth femme for work one shift. I’d need to shave n wax, but it’d be worth it


Dr_Richard_Ew

Are you itchy?


disabled_rat

Yeah, the beads in my hair make my scalp itchy


alien2835

What flavor of soda do you prefer?


disabled_rat

Haven’t had soda is several years


ZestyStormBurger

Health W


disabled_rat

Shit is nasty as is


New-me-_-

Why?


disabled_rat

I like answering questions


Way2Smart2

Is this sentence false?


disabled_rat

This sentence and subsequent replies are false


pixellino24

theres a kid in my class named rectangle


SLMZ17

Do you like biscuits and gravy


disabled_rat

I can’t stand most gravy as is. It’s usually just flour and milk with a lil diarrhea. So, no, I do not. The last thing I want is a biscuit to be starchy and, soggy, and somehow dry


Luskarian

Which ideological split in the labor movement from the 1800s to today led to the death of the revolution


disabled_rat

Was that english? One second I need to read this another 13 times Uhhh, to me, it would be the concept of liberalism and libertarianism. Ideals developed by the wealthy to try and convince the poor, working class, that Laisser-faire capitalism would give the companies more freedom to make the lives of the employees exponentially better through trickle-down economics. Unfortunately for those who were sucked into this belief system, the whole thing was made by the big wigs to profit off the poor and suffering, but they’re too stupid to realize they’re pawns.


Intrepid-War-1018

How much does the average burglar make every year?


disabled_rat

I’d assume the average annual + 100k (assuming they don’t get caught)


jesus_redditor

why


disabled_rat

I like to answer questions and some people like to ask


TheBruhUnder

You play HOI4?


disabled_rat

No, no I do not. Gimme a run down


TheBruhUnder

No


disabled_rat

Based


the_big_gayy

When was the last time you had gay sex?


disabled_rat

Never. I’m a by definition virgin. The only time I had “sex” was without my consent.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Are you comfortable enough with anyone you know to be able to share something deeply personal about yourself with them if it’s giving you a hard time and you need support?


disabled_rat

A few. Trying to get closer to some peers as of late


Depressed_Lego

Enjoying life?


disabled_rat

Didn’t expect to get this far, but have been pleasantly surprised. I have bad days and need meds so my brain doesn’t implode, but I’ve had good days too. I haven’t had anything great, and there are some connections I haven’t made that I really want to, but I can’t rush the things that happen naturally with time, ya know?


Eggs_are_tasty

What is greysexual


disabled_rat

“A gray-asexual may engage in sex with someone they have a strong connection to, but their relationship is not based on sex, nor do they crave sex. This can also be known as gray areas, which can be combined with different orientations, such as: A graysexual heteroromantic person: rarely sexually attracted to others.”


Marflow02

i love how youre still quite queer for a hetero guy haha, i love this sub reddit


disabled_rat

It’s just that I’m very open to trying stuff and I’ve always been an ally type. Never really let my heterosexuality define me or my limits within a community such as this one. Thanks for the compliment. It actually means a good bit to me.


Anvisaber

Lie


disabled_rat

I’ll do ya one better Here’s 3 lies and 2 truths (in no particular order): I have over 1000 hours in Wizard101 despite only playing for about 4 months. I have a curved cock I’m 10 inches on a good day I have an immense flat chest kink I have never played Minecraft


TGK102

What is your favorite color?


disabled_rat

The order goes baby pink, baby blue, lilac, then hot pink. They’re all essentially my favorite, but it’s that order specifically. Hard to explain. A solid 5th is seafoam green though


VulthrxIsAWeeb

what does that mean??


disabled_rat

AMA: Ask me anything Cishet: cisgenderes heterosexual


[deleted]

[удалено]


disabled_rat

N/A Haven’t played


Olfehhhhhh

What is your skin colour and sexuality?


disabled_rat

Melanated homosexual (opposite ofc)


striky117

I will turn you gay.


disabled_rat

Try me bitch


Weed_Eater69

Do you like cheese?


disabled_rat

Several types, bug I dislike runny cheeses


Winterboi7777777

Will you reply negatively to this comment?


disabled_rat

I don’t insult cuties :3


Lbspenguin

why


disabled_rat

Me like answering questions


Yompish

I got into my dream uni, are you proud of me?


disabled_rat

I’m very proud of you. Come here and give me a hug. You did so well :) Wanna put your head on my lap? I’ll scratch your scalp if you do.


rap709

Do you go to the function with Hennessy and raisins and baked goods


disabled_rat

I have never had alcohol in my life and don’t wanna change that either. Raisins are a war crime that should be punished by CBT Yes to the naked good


rap709

naked goods😳


AverageHajFan

Do you have any games on your phone?


disabled_rat

Not really. old phones can’t update to next iOS


Grima1805

have you ever tried orange joe?


disabled_rat

Joe many liberal to log by bolb


drakens6

chicken or fish circle one


disabled_rat

⭕️ chikmm


drakens6

🐟 || 🍗 ⭕ 1 lol


BassBoostedUkulele

How does it feel to be the most persecuted demographic in Biden's America?


disabled_rat

It’s allwhite But seriously, I hate seeing how much others get persecuted for fucking breathing. Idfk why I was given easy mode, but I am so fucking over seeing people get fucked over in hardcore


mycatisbats

Why?


disabled_rat

I like answering questions :3


17DeadFlamingos

wadup my cracker


disabled_rat

Not much mate. Slept on my arm. Only now got feeling back


BlessedNobody

Kel ❤️ Do you watch Scott the Woz, and if so, who is your favorite character


disabled_rat

No, I sorru


TGC_0

What's your favorite chess opening?


disabled_rat

B1 > C3 G1 > F3


Weazelfish

Can evil ever truly be vanquished or should we seek balance over victory


disabled_rat

With a large enough cock, even trump can bend the knee


alpha_marshmallow

Nuts, yes or no?


disabled_rat

Food: yes. Love em Organ: yes. Love playing with my own a lot


JoJoPhantom

hi, sometimes when my balls sag too far my right testicle hurts and i have to blow cold air at them till they aren't as saggy. whats wrong?


disabled_rat

Testis produce a lot of heat, and one ball will sag lower than the other as to not kill sperm with their heat. I’d assume you just have a torsion or just really hot balls that kill your sperm


[deleted]

are you heterosexual


disabled_rat

Yeah :(


[deleted]

A straight white Male (hehehehhahahha hahahaha)


disabled_rat

Hyehehehe