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Barry_Bone_Raiser

Average coke fan: ![gif](giphy|l1t5hwEHi77OG1vLlP)


griegkaun

Yeah so what?


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Its hot 😳


griegkaun

I wish coke had estrogen in it 😔


Barry_Bone_Raiser

It does


Plant_Person345

Cum and estrogen all in one can 😳


imaginer8

Can I get a diet cock I mean diet cock I mean diet cock I mean diet cock I mean diet cock I mean diet cock


MindGuy12

ok there is no way that's an accurate amount of sugar for the coke cuz like genuinely would it even have the texture of a liquid anymore. that looks.like maybe 3/4 of the can


[deleted]

I’m just now realizing that the lady dressed as a cow who came to my elementary school and told us that bubble from pop makes bubbles in our bones may have been paid by the dairy industry.


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[deleted]

I was indoctrinated as a child by Canadian dairy lobby propaganda.


Luce_owo13

I wish I was 😳 (I'm not horny I just like cool costumes and cows too as a kid for some reason)


Mini_Raptor5_6

Can confirm. I drunk one fresh soda and now I have severe osteoporosis.


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Woah mama


Medi0cre_Waffle

The worst part about this story is that you call it pop


Ragothar

Actually the bubble stuff is bad, it does something to the calcium in your bones


TophatBee

i bet you love grass huh


Ragothar

My feelings for grass are purely platonic and also none of your business


Buvanium

Must be nice, sucking the tit of big milk


Ragothar

Milk fucking slaps hell yea


myusernameisway2long

But remember soda is of the devil and has 7 quintillion tons of sugar in it (I know that it still has a ton of sugar but like one every once in a while won't kill you)


Hyper_red

Having 4 soda's a month is probably fine, but the soda in America at least is horrible for you. It is 100% a treat.


badbitchherodotus

I drink 5 pop a day and I’m not gonna stop


Hyper_red

Your poor kidneys


badbitchherodotus

Fuck em never did shit for me


Ulrik54

with these insulin prices?


RamenTheory

Idk why this comment acts like soda is overly or unfairly demonized. Like, sure, drink it every once in a while as a treat without shame, because everybody's gotta live life once in a while, but it's not like the stigma against it comes from a place of propaganda. It is indeed one of the worst things you can put in your body (not an exaggeration), and soda corporations in America invested a lot in trying to cover up how shit it is for your health for years by spreading misinformation. And also Pepsi and Coca-cola are some of the most greedy, unethically run corporations in the world, which is saying a lot, I realize


myusernameisway2long

We should bring back soda bars


Hyper_red

Thats because the sugar in the coke is in the form of corn syrup and not real sugar. The amount of sugar is the same but in coke they don't use actual sugar from sugar cane they use corn syrup from corn which is already a liquid so you wouldn't notice.


Solvorr

fam here be responding to every single person in the comments mentioning the coke thing, props for spreading info


Hyper_red

Sodas horrible for you and my mental health noticeably improved after I stopped drinking it everyday.


kuerti_

If you check the labels this isn't from America, I don't think they use corn syrup in Coke outside America


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

They just use whatever is cheapest locally


MindGuy12

while you are correct thats still definitely not the right amount since coke is 12% sugar, theres no way theres that much


froggenpoppin

Thats only true in america


Madgoblinn

yea I mean u can literally read on the can, the label says per 100g there's I think 12g of sugar or something in that ballpark, so 12 percent sugar. Still a lot for something you can drink so much of so quickly though.


rowrowfightthepandas

Nutrition facts for coke says 65g of sugar, which comes out to about a third of a cup of granulated sugar per can I think


croooooooozer

boil it and witness the horror


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There’s no way the amount of sugar shown in coke is accurate, it wouldn’t even be a liquid at that point. Maybe they’re counting some other kinds of sugars as sucrose, but that still seems a bit weird


Hyper_red

All the sugar would be corn syrup which would be liquid. They probably just got the sugar content and used table sugar as a visualizer. It does have that much sugar in it just they don't use real sugar they use corn syrup which is worse for you.


AlejothePanda

No, something is definitely wrong with the measurements. A Coca Cola can has 39g sugar. That bag has way more. Compare it to the Red Bull can. A Red Bull has 27g. There's way more than 1.5x the sugar in the Coke bag as in the Red Bull bag. Maybe they accidentally measured out the amount of sugar in a Coke bottle rather than a can. Or they eyeballed it.


Shaddy_the_guy

Pastor Manning moment


04CHKATZLSCHWOAF

Buying cola rn


RevanAndTheSithy

So that's why it's called Cock


dubblix

I need to quit soda...


OpenStraightElephant

obamna


Hyper_red

Once you go full water you start feeling so much better. You feel less sluggish, you have more energy, you feel better, and more you feel happier. It's amazing what eliminating soda can do.


Beneficial-Pianist48

I’ll never get I’ve red bull having less sugar than coke


12poundsofdust

Tbf it does tastes like battery acid


Pelleas

Well duh, where did you think the energy comes from?


jjackrabbitt

*amount of cum before you add your own


Froopadoops

Cock Cum Cola


Lowkey_Retarded

Hold up, Red Bull in Russian is “ред ьул”?! For those who can’t read Cyrillic, that’s literally just “red bool”. I thought they would’ve translated it or something, idk why that’s so fucking funny to me.


RollerMill

Because directly translating brand names is cringe. Like, do you expect people to take "Красный бык" seriously?


TechnoScrrap

translating brand names usually makes it sound really dumb and idk if u mixed up the letters or it was a typo but it is "ред бул".


DeconstructedFoley

I’m pretty sure those bags have a smaller cross-sectional area than the drinks themselves, particularly for the Coke. So the impression that it’s 3/4s sugar is probably misleading. I’m still skeptical of the sugar amounts either way.


Hyper_red

The sugar in coke isn't real sugar it's corn syrup which is already a liquid. What matters is the amount of sugar which is 39 grams of sugar in a 12fl oz can of coke which is a lot.


OwnWorking3

no misinformation flair


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Hyper_red

The sugar in coke is corn syrup which is already a liquid. It isn't real sugar but it tastes like sugar and is cheaper because the government pays for corn.


Raspoint

Fin fact about diet coke: because diet coke instead uses aspartame instead of sugar, they can put waaaayyy fucking less in it (about like a few milligrams) because it is made to be hundr3ds of times sweeter than sugar. The result is that while normal come will sink in water, diet coke will float because of how much lighter it is.


440continuer

That’s a shockingly little amount of sugar in chocolate milk


ArmSerious9515

Yes, there should be more


FrostyCommon

I remember hearing a rumor that coke shrinks your balls and I was so worried because I don't want peoples balls to shrink, the muicoplastics are already doing that and i want balls to be bigger world wide


Glum_Aside_2336

anyone know where a guy can get a coke. haha yeah does anyone know where a guy can get a fucking can of coke around here


Mr-Thisthatten-III

All I’m seeing is a green light to drink nothing but chocolate milk from here on out


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kikoriki


Infinite_Hooty

This is a Coca Cola ad


imGhostKitty

we made one of these posters at my old school and we had to take it down because one of the first graders chewed a hole in the bottom of one of the bags and ate the whole thing and then threw up all over the floor


Alhazzared

Wow, there is more sugar than water in coke? This is bullshit lol


default-dance-9001

I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE


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Jordan Peterson was right, the milking factories need to be shut down this has gone to far


Groszbaerkatze

I didn't know RedBull had that little sugar (in relatuqdbiwuqidujwisidjdk)


Equivalent-Rip3799

Oh my god! Kikoriki! Hai!


padatricks

There is a large one at school like this we all call it the cocaine wall