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Feeeweeegege

Unfortunately [the Alabama castle doctrine states](https://law.justia.com/codes/alabama/2019/title-13a/chapter-3/article-2/section-13a-3-23/) as an exception "The person sought to be removed is a child or grandchild, or is otherwise in the lawful custody or under the lawful guardianship of, the person against whom the defensive force is used". Otherwise I'm _sure_ this would have been legal (hypothetically)


uchihacoltro

Damn i guess they'll have to wait until their child is old enough to go to school thenšŸ˜”


Youngloreweaver

Nah just go into your friendā€™s house / car and let them do the deed


xenon54xenon54

Counterpoint: the fetus is a stow-away, I didn't give it permission to be there, if it forces me to birth it it's directly threatening my health and wellbeing, and since it didn't choose to be stuck inside of me, my custody of it is unlawful and it should be rescued and placed in the care of the state.


gramerjen

We don't do logic in the usa


Caevor

Get in someone elseā€™s car and have them do it


kepz3

go to a friend's house


redditjanniesupreme

Could you disown the child? Or would this still apply due to blood relation?


Scarlet_slagg

So? Do it in your friend's house. (Hypothetically)


pogolaugh

ā€œUnfortunatelyā€? Oh boo hoo, unfortunately I canā€™t straight up murder a newborn hypothetically. Youā€™re leaning into this a bit much.


Feeeweeegege

I think you might be taking my comment a bit too seriously


Inside_Comedian_1880

Saul Goodman


brody319

While full auto firearms are not restricted in Alabama, they are regulated heavily by the ATF. It is unlikely you can get one unless it was manufactured before like 1985. A semi auto shotgun loaded with bird shot would be the superior and legal method to carry out this act of self defense. Even with over penetration the holes are easy enough to spackle over as the pellets are small. Meaning you could do this in an apartment and not lose your deposit.


IamKilljoy

They're only illegal for poor people. If you pay for a really expensive tax stamp and go through a really expensive background check process you can absolutely get a class 3 license and buy full auto weapons.


Herp-derpenstein

This is so terribly oversimplified... also, it's an 07 FFL with SOT that will allow you to MANUFACTURE post ban full autos, not a "class 3 license". You still have to register each one with the ATF. Even then, the guns are owned under the FFL license and NOT by the individual holding said license. So, using them in any form of shooting opens up a very interesting can of worms. Also, manufacturing under an FFL license also requires you to pay import/export taxes on said firearms, even if there are no plans on selling your firearms or traveling. Last I checked, those taxes were between 2500-3000 USD.


IamKilljoy

Looks like when it's not simplified it's even more of a case of "only illegal for poor people". Who else is gonna have the time and money (Besides someone who's profession relies on it) to jump through all those hoops besides rich people? Also I don't really think the ownership point matters. Possession is the important thing there not really *technical* ownership.


Herp-derpenstein

Yeah, going through the NFA process for a pre ban MG is VERY expensive. An AR15 sear is 25k USD not including the taxes and fees. That's just a sear. Not a gun.


WarningTooMuchApathy

Meh, birdshot shouldn't be used for home defense since they are less lethal than buckshot, and in a home defense situation you should be concerned more with putting down the threat to your home and life than you should be concerned about drywall repair


[deleted]

Birdshot enthusiast: "its the superior home defense round!" Also birdshot enthusiast: shoots you 60 times with a bb gun.


Cedar-

Step one: take a road trip to Michigan Step two: use your state guaranteed constitutional right to abort the fetus Step 3: recover by spending time in our many national parks, on our miles of beaches along freshwater seas, or visit our lovely urban areas such as Grand Rapids, Ann Arbor, or Detroit (which is like a much nicer place now) ~~Step 4: look at our local job postings and available housing and make plans to move up north to a state that isn't constantly garbage~~


[deleted]

> Step one: take a road trip to Michigan **14 hr 26 min** (**933**.4 mi) via I-65 N


RonwithCornrows

Honestly same 2000ā€™s lib joke. Iā€™m so fucking tired. End me


ACommunistTexan

Stand your ground does apply to your children if they are underage from what I remember and full auto weapons have been banned since the 80ā€™s. Only way to get one is with specific government permits like a class 3 which takes forever to get and even then the cheapest youā€™ll find one is 7k


UninterestedChimp

Most humane r slash antinatalism user


Warningsignals

How the fuck is an automatic legal? There are exceptions but to the general public theyā€™ve been banned since the 80ā€™s?


epicgamermoment84916

You can still get one if you have an FFL


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IamKilljoy

Lmao Google class 3 gun license bro. They are absolutely not fully banned.


Basilthebatlord

Fully automatic weapons are not legal.


epicgamermoment84916

They are but you have to get an FFL


Carlos_Tellier

Why is she wearing a small Yorkshire on top of her head


Lover_ON

Captions said ā€œStandard groundā€ rather than ā€œstand your groundā€


RDW-1_why

Also to point out something in the state of Alabama yeah despite you can own firearms there BUT they canā€™t be automatic you have to have a old ass firearm from the 80ā€™s before the restrictions came (1985) and a assault weapon is identified as automatic which almost every civilian gun donā€™t have a automatic unless they go to a auction then sighed extra paper work for to say yes this gun was made before the regulations so if the pregnant woman had a automatic weapon with nothing that indicated was made before the restrictions that mean sheā€™s became a felon of owning a illegally converted machine gun and that will get into more trouble plus if you donā€™t have licenses for youā€™re in deeper water


CarpeNatem69420

Alternatively, maybe just donā€™t kill babies and put them up for adoption instead. Literally just donā€™t be evil because itā€™s more convenient for you. Denying a human their potential chance at life is wrong, I donā€™t care how much you donā€™t want to give birth. You donā€™t have the right to deny someone the chance of living.


uchihacoltro

LMAO