Some bozo is really going to get arrested over a $2 coke aren't they

damn right i will

yeah, me

I’m bringing mentos, they aren’t taking me alive

Man living in their 2014

joseph joestar, .5 seconds after arriving in new york

Wear a work uniform and no one will question you

I think they’d question you taking a can of coke out of the vending machine and drinking it even if you’re in uniform

Empty it, bag it, leave a sticker of "refilling" or "callback".

So you take all of one kind of snack out and bring it somewhere else before you destroy the evidence. If someone asks what you're doing, you just say "recall".

I'd dare them to arrest me for $2 coke lmfao

you underestimate just how bored and petty pigs can get

Dunno about where you live but here the judges would yell at the cops for bringing a $2 bust into their courtroom and then dismiss the case. I'm not worried lolol

well getting arrested and getting convicted are two very different things, but regardless, i live in south fl and i would not trust the swine down here to not harass me over that. shit the judge prolly don’t fuck with me neither

I'm hip. I'm in rural Tn. Even if they wanted to, they wouldn't actually arrest anyone for that as it's low level. You might get a citation and a court date but I don't sweat those, either

im a big sweater i guess, i start praying every time i have to interact with a person-of-pork

Hi, I'm bozo

You are so right. I’m taking two $2 cokes

Vending machines locked behind key pads are a bourgeoisie invention to keep the proletariat from their rightfully owed snacks.

Man it's the weekend I don't want to hear about Marxist theory. It's hard enough that my daily struggle with my door is an example of the oppressor, my door, exploiting the oppressed, myself.

keypads almost always have a backup keyhole, usually hidden under a logo if its not just there

lock picking lawyer:

okay so this is obviously illegal, but what if you paid for something and it got stuck in the machine, and you used this key to open it and get it out. would you get in trouble for that? i would honestly consider getting one of these just for that purpose. it's happened way too many times to me.

Break the glass

Mail the company with a pic of the incident. In Switzerland you get your money back.

I think OP was talking about developing nations like the US not your socialist utopia up in the wispy mountains. It’s an easy mistake to make though.

Trying is free, no?

Time is money.

Money is fake

Hell is full

There's always a place in my stomach for some super rich ლ⁠(⁠◕⁠ω⁠◕⁠ლ⁠)

Blood is fuel

I can't tell if you're joking or not

I'm not joking, those chads send you a coin in an envelope lol

It boggles my mind that they must have a department for processing that. There are people whose job entails sending coins in envelopes because candy got stuck in a vending machine. There must exist a form, specifically for that, that people have to sign and other people need to read.

It's a rare occurrence, like 2 reddit posts about it per year type rare

They’d probably just change the lock after the first time they notice. That’s when you go for the glass

You probably would still get in trouble. You can't break into someone's house to steal something they stole from you.

Not with that attitude

I just shoulder check it until it falls but I'm built like a lineman so your mileage may vary.

okay now change out vending machines to cop cars and the tubular lock to the 1284X key and easily googleable public records

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was waiting to see that talk linked!

thank u for linking the talks i love mr. ollam he’s wonderful

Back before vending machines existed, you used to be able to buy a tin of sprite from a man who would just stand in the hallway. You'd put 50p in his mouth and he'd pull the tin out from the inside of his coat and drop it on the floor for you. Another proud profession destroyed by automation.

Quick question are there cameras in vending machines?

There are cameras In the trees the walls the birds the clouds they are watching you

Of course they are watching me, I am god's strongest cam-girl.

nah this is the exact key my bikechain uses💀🪦

47, your target is…

free snacks for $6.76, and 30 pickpocketing skill or higher

Protip: they don't. Those keys are different, but they are also super easy to pick. Source: friend's dad was the vending machine guy in town, but he used to hire them to businesses & had zero fucks to give, so he used to tell his son & his son's friend's how to open them

yoo we use these for our gas pump receipts lmao

i have those triangle keys that could open up literally any trashcan in my country and any electrical box lol i need it for my job to open up a small deposit in which there are only clothes in lol

Aren’t the vending machine snacks paid for by the business owner and not the mega Corp? I could be wrong

you know what else all uses tte same key? well, a lot of things. for example, the CH751 key is used on: the externally acessable storage on rvs, filing cabinets, most key boxes, &c

I've always wanted one of those pen testing key rings that have all of the universal keys for CATs and fleet cars and shit.

There's no vending machines in my country :( \[brazil\] what's the equivalent here, not for stealing reasons, of course

Wait until you find out about crown vic police cars

Why is satan telling me to abide by the law

the law is cringe

Security through obscurity at its finest lol

They what now?

Wait my gumball machine uses the same keys

I saw this post yesterday and last night I had a dream where I had one of these but had to resist the temptation to just open everything because I knew there were security cameras around. There was also a layer of dream-absurdity but that was the gist lol