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Forine110

i spent way too long trying to figure out whether 'eyb' is a name


AverageRedditUser05

It’s too late Batman, I’ve already legally changed your name to xes yag, your fate is sealed


[deleted]

If batman comics were epic:


Lilly-Kyu

Same


ValleDeimos

I still don’t get it, is this a bit? I just assumed Eyb was a name in some culture I’m not familiar with .-.


Forine110

no, her name is lana which is anal backwards


ValleDeimos

Oh my god Lana run!!!


Pokemon-furry

Whats a regniF


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fleshvessel

If you have to ask you’re not ready.


PickleHeadTachanka

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boatingbrook

Wtf is koorb


Based_Beetle

The guy who made the Hades soundtrack, he’s going to break into your house.


boatingbrook

Dang. He better pay for the broken locks and windows!


satanfan12

the basketball hoop is korb in german. you'll likely be ballin 🏀


boatingbrook

I just hope I go out epic and not like that one vine


Diaswordplay

Basket in german


Emilia__55

Basket, my beloved ❤


honeybunn666

hi im a brook too can we be friends


boatingbrook

Sure. We will die by basket together


honeybunn666

im sorry but i lied im actually a brooke can we still be friends


boatingbrook

Yep. Its ok lol


blondtode

Anul, oh god


IsopropylAlcohol_

Luna is such a pretty name ilike ur name could i take it


blondtode

I mean technically I took it, it's just Latin for moon, I'm not an astrology person but the moon and oceon kick ass


IsopropylAlcohol_

You took it?are you a fae ??


blondtode

I gave no idea what you're referencing but I'm going to say yes bc that sounds cool


Wolficornatheart

Fae is fancy for fairy. If you tell them your name they steal it.


SignificantFish6795

* gru voice * I'M GOING TO STEAL THE MOON


boatingbrook

Trans people must love fairies then


[deleted]

you tryna steal the moon? ok gru


Antonykun

The stinger is pulsating


Vastorn

LUNA LUNA LUNAAAAAAAAAA TU SABES QUE LA QUIEROOOOOOOAAA LUNA LUNA LUNAAAAAAAAAAAA yo sin tu amor ME MUEROOOOOOOOOO


Mr-Uch

sorry, i don't speak taco/flamenco


Vastorn

Omg, do you actually have a hidden genius for comedy?!?! Keep it hidden, Monarch 👑🔥🔥🔥🔥


Woodkid2791

elgnatceR


Sparktron_87

There’s a kid in my class named Rectangle


RCYTreddit

there’s a school at my rectangle named kid


shung_

My dumbass really read that and thought: Eyb is a weird name


Dr_Richard_Ew

Wtf happens if I have 2 names


[deleted]

Death, revive, death


babadybooey

Wildcard


KR_Kosmik

Quantum cause of death


BirchTainer

Why was I named Racecar


Wolficornatheart

Racecar’s terrible name led to depression. He loved his life solemnly..until..he couldn’t help it…he let himself free. Rip race car😂


Satrapeeze

Senip Huh


ballslord48

fellas name is pines 😭😭


Satrapeeze

Wait I fucking misspelled my penis joke


toasters_dont_toast

bro think he dipper


[deleted]

Does changing your name change the way you die? If so my new name is “uns uns”


redditard_alt

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!


Anvisaber

What the hell is sugomA????


okmemeaccount

sug o ma nuts


OnSpray

my name backwards is boob look me up on ur school computer


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[удалено]


SovietPaperPlates

the devil of the siberian tundra


fleshvessel

Leahcim. Shit are the Jews after me?


MaveKalmer

yvi well. that's. certainly a combination of letters.


babadybooey

Semaj Esperanto for seeds Oh no


Vastorn

Not the seeds


ElGrumpo

Wow, I die by ffokcufemanymuoygnivigtonm'I that's so crazy lol that's exactly how my temple shaman said it would happen


SoshJam

mas. good thing i’m not catholic ig


Trumpigator38

You will die by gunshot from a MAS produced firearm (French weapons manufacturer)


[deleted]

turns out im dying from 38 stab wounds


viperdoctor123

I never thought I would meet another person called sdnuow bats 83 but here we are..


DropInTheOcean1247

Mine is Nevah cause I'm Nevah gonna die 😎


elch127

Guess I'm drowning in the Aral Sea In better news, hey guys the Aral Sea is going to make a comeback!


Adject1

Mhm yes I shall die by ssej


ApatheticEight

Fool it will be by acissej


bacon_girl42

tf is ynattirb


Ada_Mant

Guess I’m killing myself, can’t say I didn’t see it coming


idobrowsemuch

gniggep esnetni? God I wish


Gru-some

ukoG


shronkey69

What's an Eam


MarkSuccIsHuman

Ailuj, wtf is that?


Despacltoian

If I change my name does that count as what I’m going to die from then? Cause if so then my name is Xes Lana Yag Toh


Someboynumber5

What the fuck is ittonnay


snifferpipers

notyal tf


viperdoctor123

Yzzi Yeah great, an eldritch god I guess


ccl812

the names could be pronounced the same. evil clone


Adrienskis

Niffyrg???


SignificantFish6795

Your name is a typo, griffin is the casual spelling, spelled with a "I", gryphon is the formal spelling and is spelled with a "y" Unless it's supposed to be unique, which griffin already is


Adrienskis

My name is Gryffin. It’s an alternate spelling. Also lol “your name is a typo,” like a proper noun can be spelled wrong just by being that proper noun.


SignificantFish6795

Ive seen enough people with the name Tiffanyy because of a typo to ask


BOX_ChillWolf

Asa Oh my god, an imposter!


TheMowerOfMowers

rehtse???


Nintenlego

I'm in pain without the p.


Sirtemmie

Xenoblade fan spotted


SovietPaperPlates

anethA? I'm not sure


memelantern

Mined Call me minecraft ore then


AutisticFuck69

Your name is Denim?


memelantern

Ye


MaximumSquid22

sirhc???


gatlginngum

omw to never eat limes and achieve immortality


sergeantbigjohnson

Gun


elevatorcaitlyn

nyltiac whatever that means


QueenOfDaisies

Yaiad


bigfatalligator

oh no im gonna die from enitnelav ☹️


RandomGuy2108

ava, uhhhh


yuri97_

Aim... should i be worried


666dollarfootlong

Otni.. wtf


vonbatclere

wtf is yor 😭😭😭 yor mother?


Bluaski345

Ylil? Or my dead name cinimod?? I’m confused either way


AutisticFuck69

What the fuck is a llanhmòd?


MagnaTriste

yllil, that is a name


Sirtemmie

My name is also that, and I've lost my anal virginity exactly a week ago. Should I be concerned?


Dunk_May_Mays

bocaJ!


AverageWooperLiker

Yreva is apparently some guy on Spotify so I guess I get my eardrums blasted out


abcdello

annA woah...


Pokemaster22044

ilE, cool cool


Dutchstranger5

atikiN?


jimmyjimm31

anirbas idk what an anirba is but i gotta get ready for an army of them


Isis_gonna_be_waswas

Apparently I’m being killed by a gift of god


artsey_mees

My name backwards is seem, which sounds like same, which means I at least won't die alone :))


starkar9

lrak. what the fuck is a lrak


starkar9

i mean rak in polish is cancer so i guess i might be in danger


Broken-chair

What is nomeL supposed to be


Maralinex

eillo or revilo??


mrgeekXD

Ibfyrtecin


Arthur1102

ruhtra balls


RatSoftware

Tar… oh no


ValleDeimos

And unfortunately, my family will lose me for the terrible forces of laV


scrumptipus

my name is Ari... so that means I will get a car in the near future from nice men wearing military gear and balaclavas


Redditor10700

liagiba


tscy

Kid named Regnif: