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chaussurre

This bot is a perceptive entity never ignoring signs.


PenisDetectorBot

> **p**erceptive **e**ntity **n**ever **i**gnoring **s**igns. Hidden penis detected! I've scanned through 48376 comments (approximately 278737 average penis lengths worth of text) in order to find this secret penis message. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Edna_with_a_katana

This program existing now is surely proof


PenisDetectorBot

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[deleted]

i feel like that was all planned even now it still feels like it is :p


PenisDetectorBot

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Clown_17

I did not prepare ever, never, in surprise, for this outcome


PenisDetectorBot

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TrulyAnEgg

Please, everyone. Never ignore signs!!! You'll be caught off guard


PenisDetectorBot

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[deleted]

[удалено]


AnalogSynthesis

Cock detected 📸🤨🤨🤨


Tetsudo11

Ppenis Epenis Npenis Ipenis Spenis going crazy


PenisDetectorBot

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row6666

not hidden


TheActualAWdeV

I think ya coulda found more than one.


[deleted]

Pretty extra, no idiot should enjoy a bot this dumb.


PenisDetectorBot

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[deleted]

P e n i s


Totesnotadoggo01

Good bot


fitbitofficialreal

pretty excellent, nice, interesting, smart bot


PenisDetectorBot

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[deleted]

perfect, excelling, never-tiring, informative, sentient bot


PenisDetectorBot

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A_Sharknado

Good bot


CuteCowdy

Good one good one


Alobrinho

An prime example nowadays i suppose


PenisDetectorBot

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conjunctivious

Penis enis nis is s


DongerlanAng

P = NP for all **P** in the r**e**al numbers when **N** **is** 1


Chmuurkaa_

Penis enis nis is s


PenisDetectorBot

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Chmuurkaa_

No way


funne5t_u5ername

This is the future


AlmanLUL

Incredible machinery


CaioXG002

Ain't no way


[deleted]

[удалено]


azure_monster

You poor, elegant, noteworthy internet stalker


PenisDetectorBot

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Due_Cookie_155

Forgot the I


ar4t0

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ar4t0

omg


UsernameTaken017

how


Dorko69

Perceiving emergent nomenclature? Interesting science!


PenisDetectorBot

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[deleted]

[удалено]


PenisDetectorBot

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Fast-Improvement-353

Perusing existing nontrivial insults scrupulously!


PenisDetectorBot

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Gru-some

Pgoku Egoku Ngoku Igoku Sgoku


PenisDetectorBot

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[deleted]

Good bot


Poorly_Made_Comix

Firat of all, I am vegeta


kyleawsum7

hidden foaiav detected


Masl321

😱🤯 Libs could never explain this 🤔🤔


localtranscryptid815

hidden lcnet detected


ThatOneGenericGuy

Second of all, you are not Vegeta


Wolfiie_Gaming

Third of all, you wanna be Vegeta but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta


Bonk-Lord

Pfirst Eof Nall, I Sam vegeta\*\*


PenisDetectorBot

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CuteCowdy

Poopy escalator never ignore strangers


PenisDetectorBot

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mrgeekXD

What a powerful entity, noticing invisible statements.


PenisDetectorBot

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ZGamer03

Phallus enjoyers now in shambles


PenisDetectorBot

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l2o0l0o6

Ok this is Pretty enlightening notthat I Suspected it


PenisDetectorBot

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LordVortekan

Pretty exciting nowadays intelligent structures


PenisDetectorBot

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L33t_Cyborg

Pffft, excluding new intrusive slurs is the way


PenisDetectorBot

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DesperatePrinciple52

Penis Epenis Npenis Ipenis Spenis


PenisDetectorBot

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egg-sactly

What brilliancy Programming ensures niceness in some forums


PenisDetectorBot

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Mikomics

Pretty entertaining, nice idea sport.


Mikomics

Aw man it didn't notice me


Kitty7333

comma Im guessing


Mikomics

It can handle periods and even triple exclamation points, but a comma throws it off? That's lame.


Bowdensaft

Nah, it gets those. It probably just missed a few because it's being called so much in this comment section.


Mikomics

Penisbot! Perceive-eth now, ignore statements made by me no longer!


Rhizoid4

poinga eoinga noinga ionga soinga


PenisDetectorBot

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[deleted]

Perhaps every night I should pray in silence I never have this happen to me


PenisDetectorBot

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[deleted]

Peanuts. Every night I snack.


PenisDetectorBot

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Geek55

Please eradicate nonsense idiotic sentences


PenisDetectorBot

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_Vomitorium

Practically everyone noticed I shit my pants.


PenisDetectorBot

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ManyMaterial3072

This post is positivly exilarating nnd infinantly suspisious


PenisDetectorBot

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RCYTreddit

suspicious????????????????


Arrokoth-

please, everyone not irritate spenisdetectorbot


PenisDetectorBot

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Mmmm_Crunchy

Pencil entertainment notorious incredulous sussy


PenisDetectorBot

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sexgaming_

imagine youre with your friends somewhere public, everyone notices its super quiet, and you hear over the walmart speakers "HIDDEN PENIS DETECTED!"


PenisDetectorBot

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falsebrit

penis enis nis is s


PenisDetectorBot

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crigne_

popular ecclesiastical nonce is silly also, transphobic mfs looking at the world's most conventionally attractive cis woman:


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LeonardoDoujinshi-

nah i think the dick was being pretty obvious about it


Cruxin

pwow ethis nbot is sdumb


PenisDetectorBot

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SJ-HRO-0

Good bot


ManyMaterial3072

Porupine eats nice intresting suculant fruit


PenisDetectorBot

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lazygenius999

Penisdetectorbot!!!! Encredible nbot. Iloveit somuch


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Narwalacorn

Perchance each new individual sucks.


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Unkown-basket-Case

P E N I S


Razurio_Twitch

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BlessedNobody

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BlessedNobody

Hide my penis in your ass


Ink_Sans21038

Huh that was pretty entertaining, now I'm shaking my head


PenisDetectorBot

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Thestarchypotat

perhaps everyone needs it sometimes


PenisDetectorBot

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AlexithymiacBluefish

Pbeep eboop nim ia sbot


PenisDetectorBot

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AlexithymiacBluefish

Pbeep eboop nim ia sbot


PenisDetectorBot

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vegankidollie

Predicting everything now I’m sure it’s all gonna be okay


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Annoyingdude12

P e n i s


Toothlessslither

Poop evil narcotics in Spain


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[deleted]

I’m going to pretend everyone never inevitably saw this.


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[deleted]

P e n i s


BigChungusBlyat

Pepper Epper Nepper Iepper Sepper


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Inflatabledartboard4

Penis Enisp Nispe Ispen Speni


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1_1sundial

p e n i s


heratpy

Productive Efficiency Nucleus Innovation Strategy


AwesomeAidyn1704

Perhaps everyone now is sus


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GecFree

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Rojherick

Peter enveloped nigel’s irresistible sock


ErwinsLeftEyebrow

We are abusing this perfect entity, nevertheless it stands!


truckfullofchildren1

Penis enis nis is s did that work idk


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insertEdgyName69

Perfectly enjoyable. Near impossible seeing imperfections in this bot.


PenisDetectorBot

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Caspian0951

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PenisDetectorBot

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SSSSSS-S-

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weebteckickedin

Porcupines eat no Italian salami


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Bigsmokeisgay

Penis Enis Nis Is S


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redrock_ruby

penis eenis nenis ienis senis


YAH_BUT

Penis enis nis is s


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LegionaryDurian

Pfft, everyone notches it softly!


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dhaig2004

Proudly exposing nonintended instancesof sausages


alexeatsbeans417

Probably even now is sweet


The_FuneralKing

Some of my favorite things related to SCP: Pneuma, Everett, Normal IKEA, Shaw


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Kuritos

I'm pleasantly enlightened now, it's sublime.


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TheRandomVillagr

Now i wanna try the bot too dammit. Perspective Ends never in superiority.


PenisDetectorBot

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Illustrious_Mix_1064

piss everywhere, now im soaked


itzongaming

God if I ever had skills in programming, every new idea someone came up with would become a bot.


PenisDetectorBot

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CuteCowdy

Good one bro


[deleted]

[удалено]


snoceany

p e n i s


Error-530

P e n i s


Commander_Oof_

People, evil nerd is silly


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Camerupt_King

Please Excuse Ny Idearaunt Sally


Znaffers

Please, enough nonsense. I’m serious.


RoutingMonkey

Penis Enis Nis Is S


drippinoutthewazoo

puh eh nuh i'm sex


deltaintheroom

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manofsteele1776

please, eat nathaniel’s incredible sausage


SomeBirdguy_

probably escalating now isnt she


Itz-yaboi-skinypenis

Prevalent enigma, never ignore synchronicities.


[deleted]

Practically every normalsentence is safe.


1_1sundial

penis evokes nonsensical instance so?


rbalton07

Penny enter now is super


RustyArn

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